The Jeffersons s09e08 Death Smiles on a Dry Cleaner 1.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,250, Character said: Well, we're moving on up. Moving on up.
To the side. Moving on up. To a deep.

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At 00:01:22,990, Character said: things for me because, well, over the
years, I've given him my fair share of

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At 00:01:28,150, Character said: business. Fair share?

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At 00:01:30,450, Character said: Why, Tom, your patronage alone has put
Dominic Jr.

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At 00:01:33,850, Character said: through college.

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At 00:01:37,910, Character said: Well, anyway, the cake looks perfect.

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At 00:01:41,350, Character said: Happy birthday, Gorge.

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At 00:01:53,740, Character said: The name George is loaded with E's.
Look, there's one there at the end.

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At 00:01:59,120, Character said: Well, at least all he ate was an E and
not one of those six great -looking

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At 00:02:03,440, Character said: roses.

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At 00:02:04,940, Character said: Six? I ordered 12 roses.

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At 00:02:10,639, Character said: I just can't wait to see the look on
George's face when we yell surprise.

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At 00:02:16,040, Character said: Oh, and he should be even more surprised
when he opens his gifts.

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At 00:02:21,020, Character said: Oh, I sure hope so.

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At 00:02:22,641, Character said: You know, it's not easy shopping for
George. What do you get for the man who

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At 00:02:26,710, Character said: already has everything?

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At 00:02:28,710, Character said: Another E.

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At 00:02:32,270, Character said: Well, I bought him a nice present. Oh,
what did you get him?

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At 00:02:35,330, Character said: A can of soup.

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At 00:02:38,750, Character said: Well, Helen and I bought him a set of
whodunit books. We didn't have to think

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At 00:02:43,370, Character said: twice about what to buy him since he
became such a mystery buff.

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At 00:02:47,330, Character said: I g***t a mystery for him. He should solve
the case of his missing hair.

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At 00:02:53,710, Character said: Well, Louise, nothing is going to come
close to your gift. You really outdid

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At 00:02:57,530, Character said: yourself this year. Oh, thank you,
Helen. I think so, too.

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At 00:03:01,370, Character said: Say, why don't we all go in the living
room?

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At 00:03:03,650, Character said: George should be home any second. Over.

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At 00:03:38,960, Character said: Well, then we g***t him Appointment with
Death.

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At 00:03:44,160, Character said: That's too bad. He's read that, too.

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At 00:03:46,980, Character said: He has?

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At 00:03:48,520, Character said: Well, how about that Edgar Thornton
classic, The Captain Wore Nylons?

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At 00:03:54,500, Character said: I'm afraid he's read that, too.

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At 00:03:59,160, Character said: I wonder where George is.

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At 00:04:01,700, Character said: In here waiting for a decent present.

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At 00:04:10,730, Character said: How did you get in here?

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At 00:04:12,090, Character said: Probably snuck in through the keyhole.

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At 00:04:15,170, Character said: Hey, Clark, thanks for the seat.

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At 00:04:17,250, Character said: Where is it?

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At 00:04:18,301, Character said: I put it at the same place you put the
mustache wax I gave you for your

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At 00:04:21,269, Character said: birthday.

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At 00:04:22,320, Character said: Come on, Weezy, where's my great
present? Gimme, gimme, gimme.

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At 00:04:26,310, Character said: Now, wait a minute. I thought the plan
was to have our cake first.

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At 00:04:30,670, Character said: Weezy, just put the cake in the trough
for him and give him my present.

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At 00:04:34,890, Character said: Go ahead, Weezy.

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At 00:04:36,510, Character said: Give it to him.

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At 00:04:38,150, Character said: And I'm not talking about his present.

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At 00:04:42,060, Character said: Happy birthday, George.

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At 00:04:43,900, Character said: Here.

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At 00:04:45,200, Character said: An envelope?

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At 00:04:46,251, Character said: What is it? What could I possibly want
that would fit into an envelope?

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At 00:04:49,120, Character said: A new suit?

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At 00:04:51,320, Character said: A cruise, George. But not just any
cruise.

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At 00:04:55,540, Character said: We are booked on the inaugural launching
of the Caribbean mystery ship. It's

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At 00:05:01,580, Character said: brand new. You'll love it. You go out
for three days on a yacht.

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At 00:05:06,140, Character said: and the captain and the crew provide a
made -up mystery, then you and the other

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At 00:05:10,560, Character said: passengers try to solve it. Wheeze, this
is great.

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At 00:05:13,440, Character said: Not only that, but the other passengers
are going to be some of the most famous

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At 00:05:17,880, Character said: mystery writers in the world, your
favorite.

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At 00:05:20,980, Character said: And the fun will be to see who can solve
the crime first.

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At 00:05:25,880, Character said: Me and the greatest crime -solving minds
in the world.

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At 00:05:30,480, Character said: Yeah, it's kind of like Daffy Duck goes
to Congress.

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At 00:05:34,870, Character said: Great. Wait, the Willis was going with
us?

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At 00:05:38,980, Character said: No. This is fantastic.

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At 00:05:42,040, Character said: Unless it would just be you, me, and
Florence.

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At 00:05:44,331, Character said: Florence? I don't know. Some of those
sailors ain't seen a woman for years,

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At 00:05:48,200, Character said: know.

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At 00:05:49,040, Character said: Oh, but she'll be safe.

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At 00:05:52,400, Character said: Just one thing, George.

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At 00:05:54,120, Character said: In order to get you booked on this
cruise, I had to tell everybody you were

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At 00:05:58,000, Character said: mystery writer.

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At 00:05:59,140, Character said: Do you think you'll be able to pull it
off?

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At 00:06:02,000, Character said: Me lie.

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At 00:06:04,720, Character said: Hold it a minute, please.

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At 00:06:05,921, Character said: I'll check.

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At 00:06:06,720, Character said: Excuse me?

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At 00:06:07,771, Character said: Tom, Helen, I'd like to say thank you
for your presence, and you also are very

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At 00:06:11,720, Character said: dear, dear friends.

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At 00:06:12,680, Character said: Well, our pleasure, George.

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At 00:06:14,900, Character said: Line is no problem.

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At 00:06:22,340, Character said: Stuart?

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At 00:06:23,391, Character said: Everything in order?

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At 00:06:25,040, Character said: Oh, yes, sir. We've seen to every
detail. I know how much you want our

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At 00:06:28,380, Character said: voyage to be perfect. That's right.

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At 00:06:30,061, Character said: Now, you can see from the passenger list
that all our guests are distinguished,

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At 00:06:34,080, Character said: sophisticated... and accustomed to
nothing but the best.

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At 00:06:42,080, Character said: Hello, Captain.

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At 00:06:43,200, Character said: Nice tub you g***t here.

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At 00:06:45,340, Character said: It's his birthday.

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At 00:06:47,160, Character said: Oh, and I can see he's wearing all his
presents.

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At 00:06:52,780, Character said: Well, my name is Captain Marshall
Monaghan, and this is my chief steward,

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At 00:06:57,280, Character said: Garrity. George Jefferson, author of
that classic bestseller, The Fifth War

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At 00:07:01,760, Character said: Starts.

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At 00:07:04,650, Character said: This is my wife, Louise, and this is
Florence. We brought her along as shark

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At 00:07:08,530, Character said: repellent.

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At 00:07:10,290, Character said: It's a pleasure.

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At 00:07:11,341, Character said: You know, I was in the Navy myself
during the Korean War.

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At 00:07:14,510, Character said: Sometimes I think if I'd stayed in, I'd
have been a captain today myself.

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At 00:07:17,290, Character said: And we'd all be speaking Korean.

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At 00:07:18,851, Character said: Yes, well, now, if you'll forgive me, I
must go and prepare for tonight's

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At 00:07:24,950, Character said: mystery.

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At 00:07:26,310, Character said: I hope you all have a very pleasant
voyage. And good luck, Mr. Jefferson, at

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At 00:07:30,790, Character said: solving our little crime.

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At 00:07:34,599, Character said: Good luck, you say?

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At 00:07:35,650, Character said: I just might have it solved before it's
even started. I'm that good?

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At 00:07:39,220, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:07:40,140, Character said: Whatever you say, sir.

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At 00:07:43,480, Character said: Come on, George. Let's go to our cabin.

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At 00:07:46,561, Character said: Not a chance, Weave. Some of the
greatest mystery writers in the world

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At 00:07:49,800, Character said: to be on this ship. And I want to see
them all when they come on.

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At 00:07:52,680, Character said: Oh, don't look, Weave. Where?

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At 00:07:54,460, Character said: Over there.

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At 00:07:55,560, Character said: It's Edgar Thornton, my most favorite
writer of all time.

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At 00:07:59,340, Character said: With any luck, this mystery cruise could
turn into a pleasure cruise for me.

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At 00:08:03,460, Character said: Not a chance, Florence. He's not
carrying a white cane. Obviously, he

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At 00:08:09,240, Character said: George, didn't you tell me that Edgar
Thornton writes mysteries based on the

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At 00:08:14,120, Character said: lives of real people? Yeah, he just
changes the name. See, half of the fun

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At 00:08:17,620, Character said: reading his books is finding out who the
characters really are.

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At 00:08:20,280, Character said: Say, Ed, in your book, Capital Caper...

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At 00:08:23,421, Character said: Who did you base your main character on?
You know, the president who g***t caught

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At 00:08:26,400, Character said: spying on the other party during the
election?

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At 00:08:28,260, Character said: Was he real?

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At 00:08:28,980, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:08:30,031, Character said: Are you?

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