Ellen s02e05 the fix-up Subtitles

At 00:00:00,750, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:00:02,770, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:01:04,040, Character said: Would your sister like more coffee,
Ellen?

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At 00:01:07,200, Character said: This is not my sister.

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At 00:01:08,580, Character said: You're kidding. I didn't know you had a
daughter.

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At 00:01:12,000, Character said: Joe, this is my mother. No way.

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At 00:01:14,280, Character said: Shouldn't you be in school, young lady?

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At 00:01:19,580, Character said: Are you seeing anyone these days?

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At 00:01:22,560, Character said: No one special.

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At 00:01:23,640, Character said: Whatever happened to that Chris fellow?

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At 00:01:26,060, Character said: That was three years ago.

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At 00:01:27,940, Character said: I liked him. I know you did. We broke
up.

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At 00:01:31,630, Character said: Oh. He moved to Chicago. Married someone
named Sandy.

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At 00:01:35,090, Character said: Are they getting along?

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At 00:01:37,930, Character said: I think it's time to give up on Chris,
Mom.

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At 00:01:40,450, Character said: I just worry about you. Well, you don't
have to. Well, Ellen, you're not

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At 00:01:44,130, Character said: immortal. You're going to lose your
looks just like everyone else.

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At 00:01:48,950, Character said: Already there are signs.

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At 00:01:53,230, Character said: Signs? What signs?

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At 00:01:54,810, Character said: Your hips are widening.

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At 00:01:57,610, Character said: They are not. Oh, you're coming to that
age. I remember when it started with me.

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At 00:02:01,830, Character said: I exercise every day. Oh, well, so did
I. And I ate like a bird, but they kept

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At 00:02:05,850, Character said: right on widening.

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At 00:02:07,910, Character said: Slow but sure.

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At 00:02:10,090, Character said: Like glaciers. Mom!

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At 00:02:13,910, Character said: I just want you to be happy.

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At 00:02:16,710, Character said: You know, it's possible to be happy
without a man.

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At 00:02:19,510, Character said: Must you joke about everything?

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At 00:02:23,210, Character said: Oh! Oh! Guess who I ran into yesterday?

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At 00:02:27,140, Character said: Wanda Henderson.

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At 00:02:28,740, Character said: Wanda Henderson? From New Orleans?

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At 00:02:30,180, Character said: Uh -huh. What's she doing in L .A.?
Well, she and her husband moved into our

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At 00:02:32,460, Character said: complex. And their son Doug came by. You
remember him? Oh, yeah.

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At 00:02:37,700, Character said: Now, why do you say it like that? He was
a very nice boy.

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At 00:02:40,800, Character said: Weird Doug?

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At 00:02:41,940, Character said: Mom, you know how in school there's
always that one kid who eats bugs and

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At 00:02:45,380, Character said: to himself and all the other kids try to
avoid? Yes. Okay, well, that kid

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At 00:02:48,660, Character said: thought Doug was a freak.

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At 00:02:53,440, Character said: I gave him your number.

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At 00:02:55,180, Character said: You what?

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At 00:02:56,640, Character said: You had no right. Why would you do this
to me again?

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At 00:02:59,460, Character said: Whenever you fix me up in these blind
days, they never work out. Well, you had

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At 00:03:02,760, Character said: very nice time with that Mitch Verdugo.

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At 00:03:05,120, Character said: He stole from me.

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At 00:03:07,580, Character said: You had no proof.

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At 00:03:20,940, Character said: Hey, Santa brought trash this year.

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At 00:03:24,520, Character said: It's not trash. It's recycling.

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At 00:03:27,380, Character said: Smells like trash.

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At 00:03:28,840, Character said: My recycling program is not exactly
going as planned. The neighbors seem to

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At 00:03:32,480, Character said: think it means dumping their empties on
our doorstep.

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At 00:03:34,700, Character said: Wow. Somebody sure can't put away the
scotch. Yeah.

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At 00:03:37,680, Character said: That's Jeff and 3B.

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At 00:03:39,080, Character said: How can somebody drink that much and
still hold down a job?

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At 00:03:42,000, Character said: That's no big deal. These days, those
big planes pretty much fly themselves.

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At 00:03:49,100, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:51,359, Character said: Cosmopolitan Magazine wants to print one
of my pictures.

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At 00:03:53,460, Character said: You're kidding. That's great, Adam. I
entered a contest they held for photos

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At 00:03:56,500, Character said: depicting the women of L .A. Let's see.

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At 00:03:59,120, Character said: Our editors consider you one of the
finest up -and -coming female

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At 00:04:05,500, Character said: Uh -oh. You entered a contest for women
photographers?

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At 00:04:08,920, Character said: Well, I thought it was for pictures of
women, not by women.

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At 00:04:12,200, Character said: It's an honest mistake.

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At 00:04:13,440, Character said: Come on. You didn't even print your full
name, A. Green.

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At 00:04:16,600, Character said: Very clever.

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At 00:04:17,640, Character said: It's how I'm known professionally.

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At 00:04:19,630, Character said: By who?

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At 00:04:20,230, Character said: A imaginary friend?

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At 00:04:22,730, Character said: No, it's fine. Make fun.

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At 00:04:24,650, Character said: You know, my first shot at national
exposure dashed. That is amusing.

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At 00:04:31,090, Character said: I'm sorry, Adam. You're just going to
have to withdraw.

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At 00:04:33,630, Character said: Maybe not.

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At 00:04:34,950, Character said: After all, all they know is my first
initial.

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At 00:04:37,470, Character said: I could say my name is Annabelle.

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At 00:04:40,270, Character said: No, you couldn't. Why not? I took a good
picture.

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At 00:04:43,430, Character said: Why should I, once again, be
discriminated against just because I'm a

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At 00:04:48,670, Character said: Because then you would be a lying, self
-serving lowlife. I will not let you do

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At 00:04:52,190, Character said: it. It's a picture of you.

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At 00:04:54,190, Character said: I'm going to be in Cosmo?

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At 00:04:56,250, Character said: Maybe not.

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At 00:04:57,030, Character said: After all, I don't want to be a lying,
self -serving lowlife.

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At 00:05:00,270, Character said: Did I call you that? No, I meant scamp.

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At 00:05:03,870, Character said: Don't get that. That could be Doug. My
mother said he may call today. So I'm

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At 00:05:06,790, Character said: allowed to answer my phone again, ever?

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At 00:05:08,470, Character said: Just let the machine pick it up.

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At 00:05:12,890, Character said: Great.

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At 00:05:14,530, Character said: They hung up. You know, this could be
one of the most important calls of my

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At 00:05:17,530, Character said: life. This could have been a job. It
could have been the president. It could

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At 00:05:20,060, Character said: have been a woman.

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At 00:05:21,940, Character said: Well, okay, but it could have been the
president.

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At 00:05:27,840, Character said: Hey. Hey, Paige.

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At 00:05:30,300, Character said: I see Jeff's still putting away the
scotch, huh?

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At 00:05:32,780, Character said: How does he keep a job?

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At 00:05:34,160, Character said: It's no big deal. These days, those big
planes practically fly themselves.

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At 00:05:38,880, Character said: That's my joke.

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At 00:05:42,100, Character said: Oh, Ellen, I'm going to the opening of a
new club tonight, and I want to borrow

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At 00:05:45,460, Character said: your bomber jacket.

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At 00:05:46,600, Character said: No, you would lose it.

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At 00:05:48,090, Character said: Well, that is not true.

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At 00:05:49,570, Character said: Why don't you wear that new suede jacket
you just bought?

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At 00:05:52,010, Character said: It's temporarily missing.

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At 00:05:55,030, Character said: So did Doug call? No.

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At 00:05:56,890, Character said: He's probably still trying to figure out
where he's going to stash my body.

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At 00:06:00,910, Character said: Just because he was a weird kid doesn't
mean he's weird now.

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At 00:06:03,630, Character said: Oh, yeah, Paige. I mean, a childhood of
wedgies, arson, and bug eating almost

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At 00:06:07,830, Character said: always leads to a normal adulthood.

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At 00:06:11,890, Character said: Yeah, I don't know why parents think
they're such good matchmakers anyway.

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At 00:06:15,500, Character said: They were so good at it.

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At 00:06:16,660, Character said: How come they spent their entire lives
trapped in a loveless marriage,

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At 00:06:20,140, Character said: at each other night after night, and
then trying to blot out the pain with

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At 00:06:22,740, Character said: alcohol?

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At 00:06:28,640, Character said: Something you want to share with us,
Paige?

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At 00:06:31,600, Character said: No.

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At 00:06:38,460, Character said: If you don't answer that, I will.

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At 00:06:40,420, Character said: Maybe it's just an obscene caller.

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At 00:06:42,280, Character said: My luck is nowhere near that good.

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At 00:06:51,880, Character said: Hello? Hi, Doug.

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At 00:06:53,580, Character said: Yeah, it's me. I had a frog in my
throat.

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At 00:06:58,160, Character said: That's just an expression.

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At 00:07:02,340, Character said: So this is where he's taking you, huh?

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At 00:07:05,200, Character said: Swanky. Yeah.

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At 00:07:07,080, Character said: And me without my pearls.

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At 00:07:08,920, Character said: So, you know the drill.

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At 00:07:11,060, Character said: Right, just come back and bail you out.
Just tell me when.

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At 00:07:13,790, Character said: Well, it's 7 o 'clock now, and I should
spend some time with a guy, so let's say

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At 00:07:17,850, Character said: 7 .05?

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At 00:07:20,110, Character said: 7 .30.

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At 00:07:21,130, Character said: Okay? Right.

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At 00:07:22,590, Character said: Break a leg.

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At 00:07:23,610, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:07:52,970, Character said: I was, uh, the traffic was just, you
know.

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At 00:07:56,310, Character said: That's all right.

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At 00:08:03,790, Character said: Nice place.

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At 00:08:10,370, Character said: Look.

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At 00:08:12,970, Character said: What are these?

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At 00:08:14,250, Character said: Pictures of me.

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At 00:08:15,850, Character said: They certainly are.

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At 00:08:18,250, Character said: Ellen?

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