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00:00:01,208 --> 00:00:02,It's true. I ** a Hulk.

00:00:03,166 --> 00:00:04,Let me get you up to speed.

00:00:04,791 --> 00:00:06,-BANNER: Look out!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:11,JENNIFER: What happened to me?

00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:13,BANNER: Jen, I'm sorry,

00:00:14,041 --> 00:00:16,but my blood g***t into your system.

00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:19,So I turn into a Hulk now, too.

00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:20,-(AIR HORN BLARING)
-(GASPS)

00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:23,BANNER: We have to make sure of
your ability to regulate your emotions,

00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,especially your anger.

00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,(ROARS)

00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:30,Fine. Teach me how to Hulk.

00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:32,So I'm clearly nailing it
at all these things,

00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:35,and I'm happy to now get back to my life.

00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:38,Whether you like it or not,
you're now a superhero.

00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:41,The idea of being a superhero
is not appealing to me.

00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,(BOTH YELLING)

00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:46,(BOTH GRUNTING)

00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,JENNIFER: And that's how it all happened.

00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,I was right and Bruce was wrong.

00:00:50,958 --> 00:00:52,And I never have to be a Hulk.

00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:54,(CRASHING)

00:00:54,541 --> 00:00:56,-(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
-You need to do your thing.

00:00:56,583 --> 00:00:58,Right now? In front of everybody?

00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,Who the hell are you?

00:01:04,083 --> 00:01:06,Jennifer Walters, attorney at law.

00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:42,REPORTER 1: ...the aftermath
of this chaos,

00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:46,a new superhero appears responsible
for stopping the rampage...

00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:49,Sketches show a stunning scene
from the Metropolitan Courthouse today,

00:01:49,666 --> 00:01:54,where superpowered influencer Titania
caused panic while fleeing traffic court.

00:01:54,791 --> 00:01:56,In the aftermath of the chaos,

00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:00,a new superhero appears responsible
for stopping the rampage.

00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:04,And she's been identified as
Deputy District Attorney Jennifer Walters.

00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,Members of the jury
are calling the green woman

00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,a hero who saved lives.

00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:10,We go live now to an eyewitness.

00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,Can you tell us about what you saw today?

00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this chick,

00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:15,pretty decent,

00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:18,turned into a Hulk, like a chick-Hulk.

00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:20,A She-Hulk?

00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:22,Exactly.

00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:24,CROWD: (CHANTING) She-Hulk!
She-Hulk! She-Hulk!

00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:26,That's for you.

00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,No. No.

00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,That's for somebody called She-Hulk,

00:02:30,291 --> 00:02:32,which can't be what they're calling me.

00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:36,Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk...
Come on, just give them what they want.

00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:37,(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:40,(SIGHS)

00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:44,CROWD: (CHANTING) She-Hulk!
She-Hulk! She-Hulk!

00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:52,(CHANTING CONTINUES)

00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,(ALL CHEERING)

00:02:56,916 --> 00:02:58,That name better not stick.

00:02:58,583 --> 00:02:59,It's so dumb.

00:02:59,666 --> 00:03:02,I can't even exist without being
a derivative of the Hulk.

00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:04,That's a pretty dumb name, too.

00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:05,Mmm-hmm.

00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,Neat little trick
you pulled there, Walters.

00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:11,But isn't it unsportsmanlike

00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:14,to suddenly debut superpowers
just to drum up publicity for yourself?

00:03:14,541 --> 00:03:15,Only you would think that.

00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:19,-Seriously, how did you get powers?
-I don't feel like talking about it.

00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:20,Nepotism. I knew it.

00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,Ugh. Take a lap, Dennis.

00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:26,There's a hot chick over there.
I'm gonna go talk to it.

00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,Some guy gave me these drinks for free
because you're a superhero.

00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:31,Ugh! I'm not.

00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:35,No, I did not go to law school
and rack up six figures in student loans

00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,to become a vigilante.

00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:38,That is for billionaires and narcissists,

00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:41,and adult orphans, for some reason.

00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:42,But you could be an Avenger.

00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:45,Do the Avengers offer healthcare?

00:03:46,208 --> 00:03:48,-I think...
-Maternity leave, a pension.

00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:50,Are they even paid?

00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:53,Here's the thing, though.
Hulk Jen is a total snack.

00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,-Right?
-Jen, can I talk to you for a moment?

00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:58,Of course, sir. What is it?

00:03:59,791 --> 00:04:02,Could you, uh, go back to Jen-Jen?

00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:04,This is a serious conversation.

00:04:04,541 --> 00:04:06,Oh. Sure.

00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,-Oh!
-(THUDS)

00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:13,-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:17,Yeah, different metabolism.

00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:19,I'm listening, sir.

00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,We didn't win the case.

00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:22,-Oh, yeah, we did.
-No.

00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:26,GLK and H had it declared a mistrial
because you as your...

00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:27,What... She-Hulk...

00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:29,That is not what I call it. Me.

00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:32,I don't have a better name yet,
but that's not it.

00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,Okay, well, just the same.

00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:35,Since you saved the lives
of the entire jury today,

00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:38,GLK and H argued that
the jury was then biased in your favor.

00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,What was I supposed to do?

00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,Like, let them get hit in their faces
with a desk

00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:45,and then they have trauma, and they're
bleeding out all over the courtroom...

00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:49,No, you did the right thing,
but it unraveled our case.

00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:51,-I'm sorry, Jen.
-Oh.

00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,I'm sorry, too, boss.

00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:57,No, Jen, I'm sorry. I have to let you go.

00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:59,This makes you a liability
for the DA's office.

00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:01,Wait.

00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,Wait, you're firing me?

00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,-This is Jen. Leave a message.
-(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

00:05:16,958 --> 00:05:18,BANNER: Hey, Fuzzball,
just checkin' in on you.

00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,I'm here if you wanna talk
a little bit more.

00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,-No gloating this time, I promise.
-(GROANS SOFTLY)

00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:24,Maybe a little.

00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,We can't hire a lawyer

00:05:27,166 --> 00:05:29,who is such a big distraction in court.

00:05:29,583 --> 00:05:32,RECRUITER 2: We're not prepared
to offer you the position at this time.

00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,RECRUITER 3: Sorry, it's a no.

00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:38,RECRUITER 4: We just can't
take the risk of a sideshow.

00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:47,No, you can't work here.
They don't have good snacks.

00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,Mmm. Here, GG and T might be hiring.

00:05:52,583 --> 00:05:53,Uh-huh.

00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,-Jen.
-What?

00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:59,NIKKI: Jen, what are you doing?
Eye on the prize.

00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,Come on. Seriously.

00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:03,Sorry. I'm sad and lonely.

00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:05,Jen.

00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,-(MIMICS SNORING)
-(NIKKI LAUGHS)

00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:08,(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,JENNIFER: (GASPS) No.

00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:13,What? Fired again?

00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,No.

00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:17,-Family dinner right after I get fired.
-(CHUCKLES) Sorry.

00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:19,Please, please, please, come with me.

00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:21,Can't. I have a date.

00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,I'll never forgive you for this.

00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:31,(SIGHS)

00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:35,Mom, Dad, I'm here.

00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:40,-Hiya, sweetheart.
-Hi.

00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,-Yeah. There you go.
-A pie.

00:06:43,791 --> 00:06:45,You shouldn't have.

00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:49,You know, this much sugar is very bad
for you and your waistline.

00:06:49,458 --> 00:06:51,Jen, you don't have to worry
about getting fired.

00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:55,I already told everyone,
so it won't be awkward.

00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,No one is going to bring it up.

00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,-Hi, everybody.
-Hi, Jen.

00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:00,You...