She-Hulk.S01E02.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,208, Character said: It's true. I ** a Hulk.

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At 00:00:03,166, Character said: Let me get you up to speed.

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At 00:00:04,791, Character said: -BANNER: Look out!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

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At 00:00:09,583, Character said: JENNIFER: What happened to me?

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At 00:00:11,916, Character said: BANNER: Jen, I'm sorry,

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At 00:00:14,041, Character said: but my blood g***t into your system.

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At 00:00:16,375, Character said: So I turn into a Hulk now, too.

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At 00:00:19,583, Character said: -(AIR HORN BLARING)
-(GASPS)

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At 00:00:20,791, Character said: BANNER: We have to make sure of
your ability to regulate your emotions,

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At 00:00:23,791, Character said: especially your anger.

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At 00:00:26,000, Character said: (ROARS)

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At 00:00:27,083, Character said: Fine. Teach me how to Hulk.

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At 00:00:30,083, Character said: So I'm clearly nailing it
at all these things,

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At 00:00:32,375, Character said: and I'm happy to now get back to my life.

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At 00:00:35,208, Character said: Whether you like it or not,
you're now a superhero.

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At 00:00:38,125, Character said: The idea of being a superhero
is not appealing to me.

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At 00:00:41,750, Character said: (BOTH YELLING)

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At 00:00:45,458, Character said: (BOTH GRUNTING)

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At 00:00:47,000, Character said: JENNIFER: And that's how it all happened.

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At 00:00:49,000, Character said: I was right and Bruce was wrong.

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At 00:00:50,958, Character said: And I never have to be a Hulk.

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At 00:00:52,958, Character said: (CRASHING)

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At 00:00:54,541, Character said: -(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
-You need to do your thing.

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At 00:00:56,583, Character said: Right now? In front of everybody?

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At 00:01:03,000, Character said: Who the hell are you?

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At 00:01:04,083, Character said: Jennifer Walters, attorney at law.

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At 00:01:40,916, Character said: REPORTER 1: ...the aftermath
of this chaos,

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At 00:01:42,875, Character said: a new superhero appears responsible
for stopping the rampage...

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At 00:01:46,375, Character said: Sketches show a stunning scene
from the Metropolitan Courthouse today,

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At 00:01:49,666, Character said: where superpowered influencer Titania
caused panic while fleeing traffic court.

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At 00:01:54,791, Character said: In the aftermath of the chaos,

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At 00:01:56,750, Character said: a new superhero appears responsible
for stopping the rampage.

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At 00:02:00,625, Character said: And she's been identified as
Deputy District Attorney Jennifer Walters.

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At 00:02:04,583, Character said: Members of the jury
are calling the green woman

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At 00:02:07,000, Character said: a hero who saved lives.

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At 00:02:08,708, Character said: We go live now to an eyewitness.

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At 00:02:10,500, Character said: Can you tell us about what you saw today?

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At 00:02:12,208, Character said: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this chick,

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At 00:02:14,458, Character said: pretty decent,

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At 00:02:15,583, Character said: turned into a Hulk, like a chick-Hulk.

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At 00:02:19,458, Character said: A She-Hulk?

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At 00:02:21,083, Character said: Exactly.

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At 00:02:22,166, Character said: CROWD: (CHANTING) She-Hulk!
She-Hulk! She-Hulk!

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At 00:02:25,041, Character said: That's for you.

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At 00:02:26,333, Character said: No. No.

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At 00:02:28,250, Character said: That's for somebody called She-Hulk,

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At 00:02:30,291, Character said: which can't be what they're calling me.

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At 00:02:32,208, Character said: Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk...
Come on, just give them what they want.

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At 00:02:36,375, Character said: (POP MUSIC PLAYING)

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At 00:02:39,958, Character said: (SIGHS)

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At 00:02:41,416, Character said: CROWD: (CHANTING) She-Hulk!
She-Hulk! She-Hulk!

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At 00:02:50,875, Character said: (CHANTING CONTINUES)

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At 00:02:54,083, Character said: (ALL CHEERING)

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At 00:02:56,916, Character said: That name better not stick.

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At 00:02:58,583, Character said: It's so dumb.

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At 00:02:59,666, Character said: I can't even exist without being
a derivative of the Hulk.

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At 00:03:03,166, Character said: That's a pretty dumb name, too.

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At 00:03:04,625, Character said: Mmm-hmm.

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At 00:03:07,000, Character said: Neat little trick
you pulled there, Walters.

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At 00:03:09,416, Character said: But isn't it unsportsmanlike

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At 00:03:11,291, Character said: to suddenly debut superpowers
just to drum up publicity for yourself?

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At 00:03:14,541, Character said: Only you would think that.

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At 00:03:15,875, Character said: -Seriously, how did you get powers?
-I don't feel like talking about it.

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At 00:03:19,291, Character said: Nepotism. I knew it.

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At 00:03:21,000, Character said: Ugh. Take a lap, Dennis.

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At 00:03:23,208, Character said: There's a hot chick over there.
I'm gonna go talk to it.

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At 00:03:27,000, Character said: Some guy gave me these drinks for free
because you're a superhero.

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At 00:03:30,041, Character said: Ugh! I'm not.

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At 00:03:31,500, Character said: No, I did not go to law school
and rack up six figures in student loans

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At 00:03:35,416, Character said: to become a vigilante.

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At 00:03:36,833, Character said: That is for billionaires and narcissists,

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At 00:03:38,666, Character said: and adult orphans, for some reason.

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At 00:03:41,208, Character said: But you could be an Avenger.

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At 00:03:43,666, Character said: Do the Avengers offer healthcare?

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At 00:03:46,208, Character said: -I think...
-Maternity leave, a pension.

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At 00:03:48,875, Character said: Are they even paid?

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At 00:03:50,416, Character said: Here's the thing, though.
Hulk Jen is a total snack.

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At 00:03:53,666, Character said: -Right?
-Jen, can I talk to you for a moment?

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At 00:03:56,041, Character said: Of course, sir. What is it?

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At 00:03:59,791, Character said: Could you, uh, go back to Jen-Jen?

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At 00:04:02,583, Character said: This is a serious conversation.

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At 00:04:04,541, Character said: Oh. Sure.

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At 00:04:10,250, Character said: -Oh!
-(THUDS)

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At 00:04:12,750, Character said: -Are you okay?
-Yeah.

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At 00:04:15,208, Character said: Yeah, different metabolism.

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At 00:04:18,625, Character said: I'm listening, sir.

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At 00:04:20,250, Character said: We didn't win the case.

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At 00:04:21,625, Character said: -Oh, yeah, we did.
-No.

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At 00:04:22,958, Character said: GLK and H had it declared a mistrial
because you as your...

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At 00:04:26,125, Character said: What... She-Hulk...

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At 00:04:27,541, Character said: That is not what I call it. Me.

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At 00:04:29,875, Character said: I don't have a better name yet,
but that's not it.

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At 00:04:32,083, Character said: Okay, well, just the same.

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At 00:04:33,291, Character said: Since you saved the lives
of the entire jury today,

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At 00:04:35,583, Character said: GLK and H argued that
the jury was then biased in your favor.

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At 00:04:38,750, Character said: What was I supposed to do?

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At 00:04:40,125, Character said: Like, let them get hit in their faces
with a desk

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At 00:04:42,208, Character said: and then they have trauma, and they're
bleeding out all over the courtroom...

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At 00:04:45,833, Character said: No, you did the right thing,
but it unraveled our case.

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At 00:04:49,958, Character said: -I'm sorry, Jen.
-Oh.

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At 00:04:52,583, Character said: I'm sorry, too, boss.

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At 00:04:54,625, Character said: No, Jen, I'm sorry. I have to let you go.

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At 00:04:57,583, Character said: This makes you a liability
for the DA's office.

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At 00:05:00,375, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:05:02,125, Character said: Wait, you're firing me?

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At 00:05:14,208, Character said: -This is Jen. Leave a message.
-(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

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At 00:05:16,958, Character said: BANNER: Hey, Fuzzball,
just checkin' in on you.

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At 00:05:19,000, Character said: I'm here if you wanna talk
a little bit more.

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At 00:05:21,250, Character said: -No gloating this time, I promise.
-(GROANS SOFTLY)

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At 00:05:23,583, Character said: Maybe a little.

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At 00:05:25,291, Character said: We can't hire a lawyer

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At 00:05:27,166, Character said: who is such a big distraction in court.

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At 00:05:29,583, Character said: RECRUITER 2: We're not prepared
to offer you the position at this time.

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At 00:05:33,166, Character said: RECRUITER 3: Sorry, it's a no.

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At 00:05:35,916, Character said: RECRUITER 4: We just can't
take the risk of a sideshow.

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At 00:05:40,583, Character said: (CRICKETS CHIRPING)

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At 00:05:44,166, Character said: No, you can't work here.
They don't have good snacks.

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At 00:05:49,916, Character said: Mmm. Here, GG and T might be hiring.

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At 00:05:52,583, Character said: Uh-huh.

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At 00:05:54,750, Character said: -Jen.
-What?

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At 00:05:56,583, Character said: NIKKI: Jen, what are you doing?
Eye on the prize.

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At 00:05:59,500, Character said: Come on. Seriously.

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At 00:06:01,458, Character said: Sorry. I'm sad and lonely.

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At 00:06:04,583, Character said: Jen.

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At 00:06:05,750, Character said: -(MIMICS SNORING)
-(NIKKI LAUGHS)

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At 00:06:07,666, Character said: (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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At 00:06:10,041, Character said: JENNIFER: (GASPS) No.

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At 00:06:12,125, Character said: What? Fired again?

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At 00:06:13,333, Character said: No.

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At 00:06:14,416, Character said: -Family dinner right after I get fired.
-(CHUCKLES) Sorry.

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At 00:06:17,541, Character said: Please, please, please, come with me.

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At 00:06:19,458, Character said: Can't. I have a date.

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At 00:06:22,625, Character said: I'll never forgive you for this.

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At 00:06:30,333, Character said: (SIGHS)

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At 00:06:33,583, Character said: Mom, Dad, I'm here.

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At 00:06:36,833, Character said: -Hiya, sweetheart.
-Hi.

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At 00:06:40,833, Character said: -Yeah. There you go.
-A pie.

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At 00:06:43,791, Character said: You shouldn't have.

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At 00:06:46,208, Character said: You know, this much sugar is very bad
for you and your waistline.

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At 00:06:49,458, Character said: Jen, you don't have to worry
about getting fired.

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At 00:06:51,958, Character said: I already told everyone,
so it won't be awkward.

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At 00:06:55,250, Character said: No one is going to bring it up.

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At 00:06:57,333, Character said: -Hi, everybody.
-Hi, Jen.

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At 00:06:59,166, Character said: You...