Ellen s02e04 the note Subtitles

At 00:00:12,559, Character said: I think I'm getting it.

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At 00:00:14,580, Character said: I'm getting it.

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At 00:00:16,720, Character said: Oh, I lost it.

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At 00:00:19,300, Character said: Oh, it's coming?

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At 00:00:21,060, Character said: I g***t it?

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At 00:00:22,920, Character said: I g***t it?

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At 00:00:25,620, Character said: It's an elephant!

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At 00:00:28,749, Character said: with mighty tusks.

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At 00:00:31,690, Character said: Those books again. I hate those things.

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At 00:00:33,950, Character said: You're just mad because you can't do it.

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At 00:00:35,810, Character said: I just don't see the point. I mean, if I
want to look at a picture of a bunny,

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At 00:00:38,770, Character said: I'll look at a picture of a bunny. I
don't need to go cross -eyed and get a

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At 00:00:41,450, Character said: headache doing it.

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At 00:00:43,270, Character said: I love the bunny.

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At 00:00:44,830, Character said: He's nibbling a carrot.

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At 00:00:47,230, Character said: So Adam and I are going to the movies.
You want to go?

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At 00:00:49,150, Character said: No. I'm pretty tired. I'm going to stay
in.

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At 00:00:51,150, Character said: Okay. See ya.

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At 00:00:55,710, Character said: All right.

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At 00:00:56,410, Character said: Tonight's the night.

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At 00:00:59,960, Character said: Come on, Mr. Bunny.

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At 00:01:02,040, Character said: It's wabbit season.

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At 00:01:08,200, Character said: I just found it really e***c.

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At 00:01:13,460, Character said: Really, really e***c.

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At 00:01:15,680, Character said: Very e***c.

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At 00:01:17,860, Character said: George Orwell's animal farm?

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At 00:01:21,380, Character said: E***c.

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At 00:01:24,280, Character said: Bob, can I ask you kind of a personal
question?

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At 00:01:26,740, Character said: Shoot. Where do you do most of your
reading for this group?

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At 00:01:30,400, Character said: At home, late at night, alone in bed.

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At 00:01:34,720, Character said: I see.

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At 00:01:37,040, Character said: Well, that's all the time. Thanks again
for another great group. Thanks.

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At 00:01:43,080, Character said: Oh, thanks, Ellen. Thank you very much.
My pleasure.

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At 00:01:46,000, Character said: Bye -bye. Good night. Bye -bye.

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At 00:01:49,520, Character said: Oh, great group, Ellen. Thank you, Mr.
Phillips.

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At 00:01:53,920, Character said: Good night. Bye.

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At 00:01:55,340, Character said: Night. That was fun.

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At 00:01:57,410, Character said: Oh, great. Hey, remember next week is
The Great Gatsby.

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At 00:01:59,910, Character said: Oh, yes!

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At 00:02:04,890, Character said: Oh, boy, you see?

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At 00:02:06,310, Character said: That's what's great about owning a
bookstore. I get to have my own reading

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At 00:02:09,650, Character said: and bring book lovers together.

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At 00:02:12,450, Character said: It's so rewarding.

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At 00:02:13,610, Character said: I feel like we've really bonded as a
group.

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At 00:02:16,690, Character said: Hmm, yeah.

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At 00:02:18,430, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:02:19,150, Character said: What? That.

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At 00:02:20,770, Character said: This? Yeah.

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At 00:02:22,250, Character said: Nothing.

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At 00:02:24,550, Character said: Why are you hiding it?

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At 00:02:25,680, Character said: I'm not hiding, Ellen.

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At 00:02:26,740, Character said: If I were hiding this, I would do a much
better job than this.

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At 00:02:30,540, Character said: Trust me, I can hide.

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At 00:02:34,200, Character said: Then let me see it. No. Why not? It's
personal.

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At 00:02:37,600, Character said: You found it on the ground.

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At 00:02:38,980, Character said: Finders keepers.

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At 00:02:43,840, Character said: I find Ellen insufferable, don't you?

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At 00:02:50,820, Character said: Losers weepers.

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At 00:02:56,070, Character said: Ellen, it's just a meaningless note.

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At 00:02:58,370, Character said: I mean, actually, it's not even a note.
It's a piece of a note. See, it's torn.

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At 00:03:02,210, Character said: You don't know where he was going with
this.

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At 00:03:06,610, Character said: Yes, Paige, I'm sure this is just the
opening sentence of a long, glowing

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At 00:03:10,190, Character said: on my finer qualities.

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At 00:03:12,670, Character said: You know, beauty, brains,
insufferability.

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At 00:03:16,270, Character said: I bet it doesn't even say insufferable.
You probably just can't read the

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At 00:03:19,250, Character said: handwriting.

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At 00:03:21,710, Character said: Wow, that is some fine penmanship.

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At 00:03:26,860, Character said: I just don't get it. Why doesn't this
person like me?

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At 00:03:29,160, Character said: Who cares?

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At 00:03:30,300, Character said: This is just like camp. You were always
insisting that everyone like you, even

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At 00:03:33,880, Character said: Sylvia Byrne.

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At 00:03:34,880, Character said: Oh, she was a tough nut to crack.

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At 00:03:38,500, Character said: Ellen, everyone hated Sylvia, even the
counselors.

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At 00:03:41,220, Character said: No, only the ones she tried to poison.

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At 00:03:44,500, Character said: Ellen, I think you're placing entirely
too much emphasis on being liked. You

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At 00:03:49,220, Character said: know, if I had a dollar for every time I
found a note that said someone didn't

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At 00:03:52,300, Character said: like me, or if I overheard it in gym
class, or if the band spelled it out in

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At 00:03:56,300, Character said: half,

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At 00:03:57,700, Character said: Look, yeah, I admit that sometimes I
worry too much about people liking me,

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At 00:04:01,420, Character said: this is different. This is my reading
group.

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At 00:04:03,260, Character said: I mean, these people have been a big
part of my life for almost three weeks

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At 00:04:10,780, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:04:12,140, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, you must have the wrong
number.

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At 00:04:15,300, Character said: Oh, that's okay. I'm always happy to
make time for a stranger.

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At 00:04:20,740, Character said: Mellifluous, huh?

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At 00:04:21,839, Character said: Well... I can't take all the credit. My
parents are both quite mellifluous, and

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At 00:04:26,380, Character said: if I say so myself... Could you hold on
for just one second?

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At 00:04:30,640, Character said: I'm going to take this in the other
room.

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At 00:04:32,320, Character said: Adam, it's a wrong number.

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At 00:04:34,980, Character said: Hey, it's a woman, and she's not hanging
up. Let's not quibble.

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At 00:04:42,000, Character said: So I've g***t to find out who wrote this
note.

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At 00:04:44,480, Character said: Why don't you just ask pointed questions
until you figure it out?

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At 00:04:47,960, Character said: Like? Like?

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At 00:04:49,760, Character said: Show of hands, who doesn't like me?

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At 00:04:52,590, Character said: Or you could assign an essay and get
samples of everyone's handwriting.

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At 00:04:56,450, Character said: I can't give these people homework. This
is not a class. This is a fun reading

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At 00:05:00,170, Character said: group.

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At 00:05:01,910, Character said: Fun reading group.

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At 00:05:04,370, Character said: I don't get reading.

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At 00:05:10,490, Character said: You don't get how to do it?

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At 00:05:13,050, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:05:14,150, Character said: I'm just... I'm not a book person. I **
a movie person.

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At 00:05:18,230, Character said: Paige, practically every movie you see
is based on a book.

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At 00:05:21,220, Character said: Exactly. It's as if it's evolved into
its highest form.

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At 00:05:27,240, Character said: Well, on that note, how about joining
the group?

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At 00:05:29,700, Character said: No. Oh, come on. Just for a while. Just
until you find out who it is that

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At 00:05:33,320, Character said: doesn't like me. I need someone on the
inside. I need a mole.

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At 00:05:37,020, Character said: You want me to spy on your class? No,
not spy. I just want you to come to the

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At 00:05:40,740, Character said: group and get to know everybody, earn
their trust, get them to confide in you,

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At 00:05:44,380, Character said: and then betray them to me.

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At 00:05:47,580, Character said: All right, I'll spy.

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At 00:05:48,890, Character said: But I ** not going to read. I don't
care.

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At 00:05:51,590, Character said: I, ladies and ladies, have a date.

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At 00:05:56,070, Character said: You g***t a date out of that? Believe me,
I don't know how it happened. I'm just

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At 00:05:59,270, Character said: very good on the phone.

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At 00:06:02,110, Character said: I'm funnier, smarter, taller.

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At 00:06:05,890, Character said: Adam, do you even know who this person
is?

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At 00:06:08,310, Character said: Yeah, she said her name's Marion, and
she sounded very sweet.

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At 00:06:11,690, Character said: Yes, but you know nothing about her. You
don't even know what she looks like.

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At 00:06:14,430, Character said: She described herself as attractive.

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At 00:06:16,850, Character said: Really? And how did you describe
yourself?

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At 00:06:19,790, Character said: Attractive.

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At 00:06:22,330, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:06:28,490, Character said: Well, I guess we can get started now
that everybody's... Where's Ted?

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At 00:06:34,430, Character said: That's strange, isn't it? I mean, he's
come to every one before, and suddenly

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At 00:06:38,750, Character said: he's not here.

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At 00:06:40,570, Character said: I think if he was having such an awful
time that he would...

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At 00:06:43,880, Character said: at least be able to admit it to me
instead of acting like it's some type of

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At 00:06:47,420, Character said: medieval torture.

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At 00:06:48,560, Character said: Oh, here he is. Oh, hey, Ted's here. Hi.

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At 00:06:51,560, Character said: Sorry I'm late. Oh, come on. What, you
know, late, early, you come whenever you

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At 00:06:55,460, Character said: want.

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At 00:06:58,500, Character said: Well, before we get started, today I'd
like to introduce to you a new member.

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At 00:07:04,020, Character said: And Miss, oh, I'm sorry, I forgot your
name terribly.

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At 00:07:07,900, Character said: I just met her just briefly, just five
minutes ago.

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At 00:07:10,830, Character said: And I don't...