Ellen s02e01 the dentist Subtitles

At 00:00:12,140, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:00:14,660, Character said: Hi. God, I've had the worst day.

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At 00:00:16,900, Character said: My alarm didn't go off. Now I'm late for
the most important job interview of my

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At 00:00:20,140, Character said: life. Ah.

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At 00:00:21,620, Character said: Is there a run in my stocking? No.

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At 00:00:23,920, Character said: Oh, you have a thread on your dress
right there. Oh, um, could you get it

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At 00:00:28,040, Character said: me? Sure. Okay.

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At 00:00:31,450, Character said: Thanks. Oh.

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At 00:00:34,450, Character said: Did you get it okay? Yeah, I g***t it. I
g***t it. Okay.

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At 00:00:38,610, Character said: Good luck on the interview.

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At 00:00:40,010, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:00:46,750, Character said: So, I figured, you know, I have next to
no money in the bank, zero credit, $3

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At 00:00:51,070, Character said: ,000 left on a college loan. I know.
What I should really do is buy a

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At 00:00:56,170, Character said: Well, you always said that you were
going to be your own boss someday.

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At 00:00:58,970, Character said: And now I **.

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At 00:01:00,840, Character said: I'm also my own employee.

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At 00:01:02,460, Character said: You should see me s***k up to myself.

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At 00:01:05,440, Character said: It's hard, but I do.

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At 00:01:08,040, Character said: How about another round of beers?

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At 00:01:09,520, Character said: Sounds great. Yep.

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At 00:01:12,360, Character said: Ew, someone is kissing Adam.

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At 00:01:16,700, Character said: Seriously, you guys seem really great
together.

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At 00:01:18,860, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:20,460, Character said: Isn't there someone else you should be
thanking?

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At 00:01:22,900, Character said: Yes, Ellen.

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At 00:01:23,800, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:01:24,960, Character said: Thanks again. For the millionth time,
thank you for setting us up. Oh, please.

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At 00:01:28,980, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:01:30,120, Character said: I mean, your happiness is all the thanks
that I need.

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At 00:01:32,880, Character said: Hey, cutie.

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At 00:01:33,700, Character said: Can I get you anything?

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At 00:01:34,780, Character said: Oh, thanks. My girlfriend just went up
to the bar.

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At 00:01:36,980, Character said: Girlfriend? How come the good ones are
always taken?

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At 00:01:43,460, Character said: I believe that waitress was flirting
with you.

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At 00:01:45,800, Character said: Really?

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At 00:01:47,320, Character said: No, she was. Seriously.

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At 00:01:49,560, Character said: Actually, it's weird because I've
noticed that lately you're...

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At 00:01:53,690, Character said: Almost attractive.

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At 00:01:55,970, Character said: Really?

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At 00:01:57,410, Character said: Almost attractive?

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At 00:01:59,510, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:02:01,250, Character said: Well, Adam, the reason that you're more
attractive lately is because you're

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At 00:02:04,470, Character said: happier and more confident. The reason
that you're happier and more confident

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At 00:02:07,610, Character said: because you're dating Joanna. And the
reason you're dating Joanna... Thank

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At 00:02:11,450, Character said: Ellen. Stop!

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At 00:02:14,370, Character said: Sorry to take so long. Thank you.

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At 00:02:17,610, Character said: Did you miss me?

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At 00:02:18,750, Character said: Terribly.

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At 00:02:20,510, Character said: All right, rack them up, Paige. Seven
more wins and we're even.

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At 00:02:26,430, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:02:29,230, Character said: What's wrong? Oh, nothing.

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At 00:02:31,950, Character said: Oh, just a little, uh... Uh -oh.

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At 00:02:37,290, Character said: That's a little huge, huge chip off my
tooth.

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At 00:02:41,430, Character said: Ellen, you've g***t to see a dentist.

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At 00:02:43,110, Character said: Oh, I don't have a dentist.

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At 00:02:44,550, Character said: Well, I'm going to set you up with mine
because he's great.

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At 00:02:46,410, Character said: Oh. And the added bonus is he's cute.

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At 00:02:49,740, Character said: Cute? Who cares about cute?

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At 00:02:51,140, Character said: I just want somebody to fix my tooth.

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At 00:02:53,360, Character said: How cute.

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At 00:03:28,520, Character said: Hi, Dave.

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At 00:03:29,260, Character said: Just Dave, not Dr. Ellis.

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At 00:03:31,420, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:03:33,600, Character said: It fell off. I saw it earlier.

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At 00:03:37,500, Character said: No, I never went in for doctor.

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At 00:03:40,620, Character said: Too formal for me.

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At 00:03:41,860, Character said: Well, I hope the actual study of
dentistry wasn't too formal for you.

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At 00:03:46,720, Character said: No, not to worry. I g***t my degree.

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At 00:03:48,760, Character said: No, I'm not worried.

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At 00:03:50,140, Character said: I mean, Paige told me what a great
dentist you are and how very undentist

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At 00:03:55,040, Character said: you are.

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At 00:03:56,910, Character said: I'll take that as a compliment?

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At 00:03:58,290, Character said: Whatever.

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At 00:03:59,970, Character said: All right, let's have a look at that
tooth, shall we?

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At 00:04:05,290, Character said: That's a very nice smile.

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At 00:04:07,230, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:04:08,530, Character said: But I'd like to see that chipped tooth,
so let's open wide.

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At 00:04:13,750, Character said: Oh, come on, really, really wide.

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At 00:04:18,990, Character said: Helen,

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At 00:04:21,250, Character said: do you floss?

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At 00:04:22,710, Character said: Yes, I do, yes, religiously.

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At 00:04:25,360, Character said: Christmas, Easter, Rosh Hashanah.

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At 00:04:29,320, Character said: Well, you've g***t a little decay in
there. Now, I'd like to do some x -rays,

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At 00:04:35,020, Character said: then I'm going to have to clean it out
and put on a crown.

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At 00:04:40,020, Character said: Well... It'll probably take a couple of
visits.

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At 00:04:45,220, Character said: Oh, two visits. Aren't we rushing things
a little? I mean, shouldn't we just

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At 00:04:49,320, Character said: have that first visit and see how that
goes and take it from there?

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At 00:04:55,600, Character said: So, was that a cute dentist or was that
a cute dentist?

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At 00:04:58,620, Character said: Yeah, he is now my cutest health care
provider.

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At 00:05:02,580, Character said: So, are you going to ask him out?

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At 00:05:04,900, Character said: No. Are you crazy? He had his hands in
my mouth.

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At 00:05:09,280, Character said: Well, at least you broke the ice. I
mean, now it's easy. You can make a late

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At 00:05:13,160, Character said: afternoon appointment and then
afterwards maybe suggest going for a

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At 00:05:16,980, Character said: right. Yeah, sure. I mean, my mouth will
be numb.

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At 00:05:19,880, Character said: Wine will be dribbling down my chin.

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At 00:05:22,500, Character said: Yeah, that's a good look for me.

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At 00:05:25,040, Character said: Listen, I have to go, but I ** telling
you, life is way too short.

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At 00:05:28,800, Character said: Carpe dentist.

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At 00:05:33,280, Character said: Seize the dentist.

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At 00:05:35,720, Character said: Hey. Hi. Hi, how was the beach?

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At 00:05:37,840, Character said: Okay. Oh, it was so great.

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At 00:05:41,120, Character said: Listen, can I get some change for the
meter?

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At 00:05:43,200, Character said: Sorry, you'll have to buy something.

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At 00:05:44,600, Character said: Really? Yeah. Okay, I'll take a couple
of biscottis.

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At 00:05:48,180, Character said: Okay, that'll be a dollar even.

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At 00:05:51,540, Character said: Here, he does that all the time. Thanks.

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At 00:05:53,820, Character said: I'll be right back.

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At 00:05:54,830, Character said: Oh, Adam, tell her about Santa Barbara.
Okay.

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At 00:05:58,030, Character said: You going to Santa Barbara?

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At 00:05:59,470, Character said: I'm not going anywhere.

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At 00:06:01,750, Character said: Ellen, I'm going crazy. I can't take it
another minute.

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At 00:06:04,790, Character said: What? I'm completely stifled. If it's
not, let's play pool. Let's go to the

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At 00:06:08,390, Character said: beach. Let's go to Santa Barbara for the
weekend.

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At 00:06:11,370, Character said: Well, clearly the woman is a sadist.

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At 00:06:15,230, Character said: I want to be free to pursue other
options.

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At 00:06:18,010, Character said: What options?

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At 00:06:19,310, Character said: Before, Joanna, you spent your weekends
sorting laundry.

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At 00:06:22,090, Character said: Not anymore.

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At 00:06:23,390, Character said: Like... This woman at my photo lab, in
five years, she's never given me the

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At 00:06:27,420, Character said: of day.

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At 00:06:28,300, Character said: Until today.

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At 00:06:29,880, Character said: What'd she say?

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At 00:06:30,880, Character said: Well, she gave me the time.

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At 00:06:34,100, Character said: But it was the way she said it, kind of
like, I have the time for you, too bad

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At 00:06:39,320, Character said: you don't have the time for me because
you're stuck in a relationship.

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At 00:06:44,780, Character said: Were you sure she wasn't saying, I have
the time, but not enough time to call

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At 00:06:48,880, Character said: the men with the big butterfly nets to
haul you away?

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At 00:06:53,770, Character said: Why are you doing this? You wouldn't
understand.

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At 00:06:55,830, Character said: It's a guy thing.

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At 00:06:57,870, Character said: Adam's right.

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At 00:06:59,670, Character said: It is, in fact, the most primal of guy
things.

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At 00:07:03,330, Character said: Our survival instinct dictates that we
find as many mates as possible to ensure

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At 00:07:08,070, Character said: the propagation of our genes. That's
exactly it. I want to propagate my

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At 00:07:13,330, Character said: Of course you do. We still possess the
primitive instincts of our hunter

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At 00:07:17,210, Character said: -gatherer ancestors.

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At 00:07:18,430, Character said: It is virtually impossible to remain
monogamous. So...

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At 00:07:22,080, Character said: You think I should break up with Joanna?

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At 00:07:23,940, Character said: Joanna? The one that was just here? Uh...