family_matters_s04e10_it_s_beginning_to_look_a_lot_like_urkel Subtitles

At 00:00:07,340, Character said: See you next week, Queensland.

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At 00:00:15,460, Character said: Everybody look. It's the nerd of
Christmas past.

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At 00:00:21,980, Character said: Uncle Steve, why are you wearing a fire
extinguisher?

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At 00:00:27,600, Character said: Richie, this is my latest invention.

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At 00:00:29,980, Character said: The amazing Ergo Super Turbo Tree
Flocker.

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At 00:00:34,780, Character said: A tree flocker? Yep.

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At 00:01:01,480, Character said: I'm not interested.

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At 00:01:02,520, Character said: Oh, gosh, oh, gee, a cranky mocker. So
rest your cushion this here rocker while

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At 00:01:08,860, Character said: I demonstrate my turbo blocker.

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At 00:02:07,560, Character said: Did I do that?

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At 00:02:21,480, Character said: It's a rare condition This day and age
To read any good news On the newspaper

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At 00:02:28,040, Character said: page And love and tradition Of the grand
design Some people say It's even harder

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At 00:02:34,720, Character said: to find

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At 00:02:38,320, Character said: be some magic clue inside these gentle
walls cause all I

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At 00:02:45,120, Character said: see is a tower of dreams real love
bursting out

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At 00:03:34,730, Character said: My cheerleading squad was handing out
toys to orphan kids, so while I was

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At 00:03:38,610, Character said: I picked up this gift I had on layaway.

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At 00:03:40,430, Character said: Well, it's snowing to beat the band, and
you can catch your death, young lady.

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At 00:05:51,340, Character said: Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't see you sit
down.

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At 00:05:54,240, Character said: Like you appeared out of thin air.

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At 00:05:56,000, Character said: I did.

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At 00:06:02,840, Character said: Now, don't be frightened, Laura.

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At 00:06:06,760, Character said: How'd you know my name? I've never seen
you before.

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At 00:06:09,560, Character said: I know.

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At 00:06:10,700, Character said: But I've been watching you ever since
the day you were born.

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At 00:06:14,960, Character said: I'm your guardian angel.

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At 00:06:18,900, Character said: Goodbye.

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At 00:06:51,340, Character said: I haven't gotten my wings yet, and I
play the keyboards.

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At 00:06:57,580, Character said: Look, you better leave me alone. My
dad's a cop.

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At 00:07:00,260, Character said: Chill, baby girl. You still don't
believe me, do you?

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At 00:07:03,320, Character said: Well, check this out.

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At 00:07:07,840, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:07:08,680, Character said: That's my remote control.

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At 00:07:10,360, Character said: Well, what is it control?

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At 00:07:11,880, Character said: Just about everything.

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At 00:07:13,520, Character said: Like, uh, you tired of snow?

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At 00:07:24,400, Character said: That could have been a coincidence.

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At 00:07:26,160, Character said: Uh, let's try this one.

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At 00:07:29,660, Character said: All right.

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At 00:07:34,980, Character said: Whoa.

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At 00:07:36,700, Character said: Now that's good.

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At 00:07:37,880, Character said: Oh, thank you very much.

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At 00:07:39,380, Character said: You should hear me play keyboards. I do
this Ray Charles number to serious.

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At 00:07:45,920, Character said: You're really my guardian angel?

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At 00:07:48,260, Character said: Yep, Tyrone P. Jackson.

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At 00:07:50,180, Character said: But, uh, you can call me Ty.

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At 00:07:51,770, Character said: See, I was sent down here to grant your
wish.

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At 00:07:55,590, Character said: Wish? Mm -hmm. And if I do a good job, I
can get my wings.

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At 00:07:59,690, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:08:00,470, Character said: Yeah. You know, if you go to a
restaurant in heaven and you don't have

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At 00:08:03,890, Character said: wings, they sit you right next to the
kitchen.

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At 00:08:07,310, Character said: You said something about granting my
wish.

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At 00:08:10,050, Character said: What wish?

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At 00:08:11,490, Character said: You wish that Steve Urkel could find out
what it's like to be you.

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At 00:08:16,490, Character said: So here we go.

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At 00:08:25,450, Character said: We're watching ABC, the angel
broadcasting channel.

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At 00:08:36,070, Character said: I'm flat broke, Dad. Could you give me
some money so I can finish my Christmas

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At 00:08:39,250, Character said: shopping?

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At 00:08:41,630, Character said: How much do you need?

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At 00:08:43,710, Character said: Well, now, that depends.

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At 00:08:46,530, Character said: How nice a gift do you want?

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At 00:08:51,030, Character said: I'll tell you what.

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At 00:08:52,970, Character said: give me cash for Christmas. Thanks for
the present, son.

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At 00:08:56,770, Character said: Dad, cash is so impersonal.

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At 00:09:01,990, Character said: Edward, why can't you manage money like
your brother Steve?

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At 00:09:05,890, Character said: He finished his shopping weeks ago and
never asked me for a penny.

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At 00:09:13,550, Character said: Hey, Dad. Edward.

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At 00:09:16,250, Character said: I'm going to the mall to help hand out
toys to orphan kids.

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At 00:09:19,490, Character said: That's wonderful, son.

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At 00:09:26,120, Character said: Charming, handsome, popular.

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At 00:09:28,700, Character said: Steve is the perfect son.

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At 00:09:32,600, Character said: Steve is my brother?

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At 00:09:34,340, Character said: No, he's Eddie's brother.

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At 00:09:36,540, Character said: Remember, you wish that Steve could find
out what it's like to be you.

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At 00:09:39,960, Character said: Now you're about to find out what it's
like to be Steve Urkel.

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At 00:10:14,670, Character said: Afraid so.

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At 00:10:15,510, Character said: You're the Winslow family's annoying
next -door neighbor, Laura Urkel.

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At 00:10:21,670, Character said: I look like a total geek.

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At 00:10:23,750, Character said: Turn it off.

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At 00:10:24,970, Character said: No, no, no, not yet.

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At 00:10:26,170, Character said: See, you know what it looks like to be
Steve Urkel, but you don't know what it

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At 00:10:30,910, Character said: feels like.

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At 00:11:00,170, Character said: Forget it.

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At 00:13:30,320, Character said: your Puddin' Pop, and I never will be.

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At 00:13:33,100, Character said: Oh, yes, you will.

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At 00:13:35,320, Character said: One day, my charm...

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At 00:14:13,930, Character said: Okay, are you paying attention?

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At 00:15:09,610, Character said: loving you goodbye steve goodbye

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At 00:15:16,550, Character said: and good riddance

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At 00:15:44,520, Character said: Looked like a nerd and I... I acted like
a nerd, but... But what?

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At 00:15:51,880, Character said: But I had feelings just like anybody
else.

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At 00:15:54,520, Character said: I mean, I loved Steve with all my heart.

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At 00:15:57,100, Character said: But he didn't love me back.

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At 00:15:58,940, Character said: It was awful.

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At 00:16:01,340, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:16:04,220, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:16:07,300, Character said: I should have been nicer to Steve.

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At 00:16:10,420, Character said: I wish I hadn't yelled at him and hurt
his feelings.

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At 00:16:17,239, Character said: Now, that's the wish I'm really here to
grant.

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At 00:16:19,920, Character said: It is?

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At 00:16:21,000, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:16:22,320, Character said: Well, take care, baby girl. I've g***t to
get back to my Christmas shopping.

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At 00:16:26,320, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:16:28,100, Character said: What's gonna happen to me?

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At 00:16:30,160, Character said: Well, you wished that you could be nice
to Steve.

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At 00:16:33,660, Character said: So I'm gonna send you back in time, give
you a second chance.

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At 00:16:37,420, Character said: Well, will you get your wings?

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At 00:16:39,480, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:16:41,220, Character said: But keep your eyes peeled.

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At 00:16:43,460, Character said: Because every time a star lights up...

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At 00:16:46,830, Character said: An angel gets his wings.

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At 00:16:49,910, Character said: Well, I sure hope you get yours.

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At 00:16:53,230, Character said: Me too.

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At 00:16:55,150, Character said: So long, Laura.

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At 00:16:56,810, Character said: So long, Ty.

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At 00:16:59,910, Character said: Merry Christmas.

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At 00:17:02,470, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:17:20,270, Character said: drive you home.

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At 00:17:21,589, Character said: Wow!

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At 00:17:26,230, Character said: Steve!

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At 00:17:27,650, Character said: Don't worry, I'm fine.

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At 00:17:29,150, Character said: This bag broke my fall.

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At 00:17:34,490, Character said: And my fall broke this bag.

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At 00:17:44,070, Character said: Hey, don't worry about it.

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At 00:17:46,450, Character said: The important thing is you're okay.

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At 00:17:48,630, Character said: What?

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At 00:18:07,150, Character said: If you're not too busy, I'd like for you
to spend Christmas Eve with me and my

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At 00:18:10,630, Character said: family. Is that alright with you?

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At 00:18:50,280, Character said: One, two, three.

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At 00:18:54,360, Character said: Hey, Dad, the star didn't light up.

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At 00:18:57,240, Character said: Oh, great.

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At 00:18:58,660, Character said: Now I have to unplug everything to find
out the problem.

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At 00:19:01,420, Character said: Oh, don't worry about it, Carl. The tree
looks beautiful.

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At 00:19:04,400, Character said: Yeah, Carl, relax.

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At 00:19:05,720, Character said: Have a glass of eggnog.

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At 00:19:18,480, Character said: I was shocked when you invited me to
spend Christmas Eve with you.

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At 00:19:21,660, Character said: You were?

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At 00:19:22,700, Character said: Why,...