family_matters_s04e12_hot_wheels Subtitles

At 00:00:28,910, Character said: Tell what you're thinking.

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At 00:00:30,410, Character said: You're thinking, Steve, why do you have
a stool glued to your gluteus?

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At 00:00:36,770, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:38,030, Character said: I was thinking, Carl, why not just sell
the house and move away?

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At 00:00:42,410, Character said: Okay,

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At 00:00:45,470, Character said: Steve, I'll b***e.

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At 00:00:46,430, Character said: Why are you stuck to a stool?

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At 00:00:49,290, Character said: Correction, my friend.

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At 00:00:52,410, Character said: The stool is stuck to me.

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At 00:00:55,370, Character said: Thanks to my latest invention.

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At 00:00:57,470, Character said: It's a revolutionary super glue.

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At 00:00:59,250, Character said: Wacky tacky.

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At 00:01:00,470, Character said: Patent pending.

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At 00:01:04,370, Character said: Uh, you accidentally glued yourself to a
stool?

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At 00:01:11,910, Character said: Oh, please.

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At 00:01:13,190, Character said: What do you mean, a ball? I would...
Yeah.

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At 00:01:20,390, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:01:22,270, Character said: Oh, hi, Mrs. Urkel.

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At 00:01:23,950, Character said: Just a minute.

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At 00:01:25,070, Character said: Steve, it's your mom.

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At 00:02:28,910, Character said: It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper

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At 00:02:34,930, Character said: page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even

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At 00:02:41,190, Character said: harder to find.

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At 00:02:43,570, Character said: Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

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At 00:02:50,830, Character said: Because all I see is a tower of dreams.

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At 00:03:28,010, Character said: Crazy world we live in, isn't it?

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At 00:03:30,130, Character said: Crime, war, poverty.

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At 00:03:38,770, Character said: Edward, that's the sports page.

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At 00:03:45,330, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:49,330, Character said: Listen, Dad, I'm becoming an adult now,
and... No, you can't have a car.

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At 00:03:55,190, Character said: Well, why not?

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At 00:03:58,480, Character said: you know this was about a car the
problem is you're going to college next

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At 00:04:02,660, Character said: and i can't afford to buy you a car and
pay for school oh well that's cool dad

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At 00:04:07,040, Character said: i've g***t the perfect solution really
i've decided to sacrifice college and go

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At 00:04:13,460, Character said: for the car

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At 00:04:32,080, Character said: What's the matter, Carl?

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At 00:04:33,860, Character said: Harry, is there anything that you're
willing to sell?

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At 00:04:37,620, Character said: You know, like an old table, some
knickknacks, a kidney?

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At 00:04:44,420, Character said: Eddie told me he'd hit you up for a car.

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At 00:04:46,720, Character said: He's bummed out, but he understands.

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At 00:04:50,560, Character said: You know, Harriet, when Edward was born,
I held him in my

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At 00:04:57,280, Character said: arms and...

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At 00:04:58,320, Character said: I promised myself that I would give him
everything that he ever needed.

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At 00:05:02,320, Character said: And you have, Carl. He has all the
essentials.

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At 00:05:05,700, Character said: Food, shelter, Nintendo.

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At 00:05:10,780, Character said: But most important of all, he has lots
of love.

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At 00:05:15,080, Character said: But, Harriet, the boy wants a car.

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At 00:05:18,780, Character said: Now, I can relate to that. I mean, a car
to a teenage boy means independence,

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At 00:05:24,100, Character said: freedom, s***x appeal.

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At 00:05:27,159, Character said: I don't know, car. You were pretty s***y
on your moped.

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At 00:05:33,320, Character said: Well, that's true.

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At 00:05:36,500, Character said: But, sweetheart, I feel like I'm letting
him down.

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At 00:05:39,280, Character said: I can't buy Edward a new car. I can't
even afford to buy him a decent used

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At 00:05:45,240, Character said: What about buying him an old beat -up
car?

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At 00:05:48,700, Character said: What do you mean, a clunker?

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At 00:05:50,040, Character said: Yeah. And you and Eddie can work on it
together.

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At 00:05:53,000, Character said: Well, I don't know.

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At 00:06:03,720, Character said: Oh, it would be a great way for us to
spend time together. You know, father

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At 00:06:07,160, Character said: son side by side, up to our elbows in
Greece, working and sweating till we

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At 00:06:12,380, Character said: like hogs.

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At 00:06:15,860, Character said: I'll let him walk.

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At 00:06:20,280, Character said: Thanks, honey.

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At 00:06:21,480, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:06:23,980, Character said: How did a guy like me ever end up with a
genius like you?

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At 00:06:31,180, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:06:32,490, Character said: I guess I wasn't paying attention.

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At 00:06:39,370, Character said: Why, Wacky Tacky will bond anything.

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At 00:06:42,610, Character said: Plastic, wood, stone, you name it.

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At 00:06:45,590, Character said: Well, what would happen if I spread some
on your lips?

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At 00:06:49,490, Character said: Well, my mouth would be shut forever.

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At 00:06:55,010, Character said: That's sick.

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At 00:06:59,570, Character said: Why are my little gummy bears?

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At 00:07:02,960, Character said: Why don't you and I take in a flick?

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At 00:07:07,760, Character said: Pucker up, Steve.

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At 00:07:09,220, Character said: Now give me the clue. Oh.

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At 00:07:14,160, Character said: Listen, Miss Life is Short and You Ain't
Gettin' Any Younger.

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At 00:07:18,960, Character said: If you think that you're just gonna open
this door one day and find the man of

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At 00:07:22,900, Character said: your dreams, well, you're plum crazy.

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At 00:07:39,370, Character said: Would you like to buy some candy? Why,
yes.

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At 00:07:41,550, Character said: Yes, I'll pay. Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, but the lady has all the

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At 00:07:45,630, Character said: items she needs.

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At 00:07:47,410, Character said: Now be gone, scamp.

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At 00:07:50,910, Character said: Who are you?

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At 00:07:52,370, Character said: Steve Urkel. I'm her man.

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At 00:07:56,270, Character said: He's not my man. He's my albatross.

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At 00:07:59,450, Character said: She's very confused, and sugar will only
make it worse. Now... Oh, God!

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At 00:08:05,410, Character said: Won't you come in?

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At 00:08:20,330, Character said: I'm Laura Winslow.

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At 00:08:21,270, Character said: Ted Curran.

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At 00:08:22,930, Character said: Laura, you are beautiful.

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At 00:08:25,170, Character said: Is that my heart pounding or ** I still
knocking on the door?

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At 00:08:28,470, Character said: Oh, please.

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At 00:08:33,270, Character said: Maybe it's my heart pounding.

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At 00:08:35,549, Character said: Listen, I know we just met, but would
you like to go out sometime?

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At 00:08:39,890, Character said: No, she's not interested.

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At 00:08:41,190, Character said: How's tonight? We'll catch a flick.

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At 00:08:43,110, Character said: She doesn't like flicks. I just asked
her.

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At 00:08:47,330, Character said: Sounds great.

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At 00:08:51,609, Character said: Great. Well, listen, now that we're
friends, I can't sell you candy.

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At 00:08:55,210, Character said: You can't?

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At 00:08:56,290, Character said: No, but I can give you some.

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At 00:09:01,290, Character said: No,

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At 00:09:03,870, Character said: but I can give you some.

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At 00:09:10,650, Character said: See you tonight.

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At 00:09:11,910, Character said: Seven o 'clock.

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At 00:09:13,170, Character said: Be there.

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At 00:10:12,460, Character said: g***t cheated but you don't know how much
i paid for did you give him money yeah

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At 00:10:17,600, Character said: you g***t cheated okay i admit that she's
not much to look at now

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At 00:10:24,520, Character said: but we're gonna fix her up you and me
together yes sir there is nothing more

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At 00:10:31,340, Character said: reliable than a police cruiser

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At 00:10:42,190, Character said: Yeah, but that's the beauty of it.

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At 00:10:44,590, Character said: I don't either.

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At 00:10:47,590, Character said: I bought some books and manuals. Now
we'll read them and use that knowledge

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At 00:10:52,390, Character said: restore this baby to showroom condition.

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At 00:10:54,890, Character said: But, Dad... Son, use your imagination.

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At 00:11:01,070, Character said: Dad, I... Picture this.

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At 00:11:04,250, Character said: A big, powerful machine.

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At 00:11:08,210, Character said: Bright metallic paint glistens in the
sun. A big...

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At 00:11:12,360, Character said: whole racing stripe rips up one side and
down the other. You're almost blinded

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At 00:11:17,220, Character said: by sparkling alloy rims, but you can't
take your eyes off of her because she's

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At 00:11:22,800, Character said: beauty like no other car that you've
ever seen.

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At 00:11:27,140, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:11:31,120, Character said: What's that sound I hear? What's that
sound?

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At 00:11:33,720, Character said: What's that sound I hear?

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At 00:11:35,380, Character said: Sounds like babes.

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At 00:12:19,060, Character said: A 455 cubic inches of raw V8 power.

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At 00:12:23,580, Character said: Four barrel cars.

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At 00:12:25,080, Character said: Twin chrome exhaust.

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At 00:12:26,700, Character said: Man, this ride is hype.

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At 00:12:29,760, Character said: Yo,

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At 00:12:31,480, Character said: dad, I'm sold.

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At 00:12:32,960, Character said: Sweetheart, you are going to be the
hottest car.

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At 00:13:01,630, Character said: Steve, Ted's going to be here...