Family Matters The Oddest Couple S04E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:05,960, Character said: Please, Steve. No more farm animal
impressions.

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At 00:00:09,300, Character said: Okay, sugar pants. I'll find somebody
else to entertain.

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At 00:00:16,140, Character said: Hi, big guy.

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At 00:00:18,860, Character said: Hello, Steve.

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At 00:00:20,400, Character said: Hey, want to hear my impression of a
chicken yodeling? No.

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At 00:00:31,040, Character said: I'm warning you, Steve. I'm in no mood
for this.

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At 00:00:33,480, Character said: Okay, pause the hombre grande.

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At 00:00:36,810, Character said: Eddie is an hour past his curfew, and
it's a school night.

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At 00:00:40,590, Character said: Oh, well, I don't blame you for being
perturbed. Why, my father always says

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At 00:00:44,330, Character said: curfews are like prostate exams.

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At 00:00:48,090, Character said: Unpleasant, but necessary.

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At 00:00:51,050, Character said: Do you have a curfew?

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At 00:00:52,650, Character said: Oh, my, yes. Why, my curfew is written
in stone and strictly enforced by both

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At 00:00:57,910, Character said: my parents.

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At 00:01:00,450, Character said: Oh, good, it's midnight.

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At 00:01:02,110, Character said: I'm allowed to...

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At 00:01:16,970, Character said: It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper

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At 00:01:23,250, Character said: page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even

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At 00:01:29,550, Character said: harder to find.

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At 00:01:31,890, Character said: Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

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At 00:01:39,090, Character said: Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.

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At 00:01:51,360, Character said: It's the bigger love of the family.

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At 00:02:05,420, Character said: Come on, Eddie, I'm hungry. Give me a
sandwich.

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At 00:02:09,080, Character said: No, Waldo, I can't.

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At 00:02:11,180, Character said: Hey, wait a minute. Why are we
whispering?

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At 00:02:12,860, Character said: I'm late.

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At 00:02:13,640, Character said: Don't you have a curfew?

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At 00:02:14,760, Character said: Nah, I'm lucky. My parents don't care
about me.

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At 00:02:19,280, Character said: What about you, Waldo? You g***t a curfew?

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At 00:02:21,860, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:24,060, Character said: But I had a hamster once.

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At 00:02:27,840, Character said: Edward!

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At 00:02:34,180, Character said: Hi, Dad.

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At 00:02:35,280, Character said: Sorry we woke you. We've been hanging
out down here since 1058.

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At 00:02:39,660, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:02:40,400, Character said: Yeah. No, we weren't. We just g***t here.

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At 00:02:45,880, Character said: Thank you, Waldo. No problem, Bob.

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At 00:02:50,700, Character said: You're in big trouble, mister.

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At 00:02:52,140, Character said: Major trouble.

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At 00:02:53,140, Character said: Um, um, excuse me, but in Edward's
defense, Mr. Winslow, it's my fault that

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At 00:02:57,380, Character said: violated his curfew. Oh?

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At 00:02:59,340, Character said: See, he completely lost track of time
watching me moon meter maids.

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At 00:03:06,100, Character said: Say goodnight to your little friends,
Edward. I'll be over on the couch making

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At 00:03:08,980, Character said: out your will.

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At 00:03:22,890, Character said: is 11 o 'clock.

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At 00:03:24,270, Character said: Not 11 .30, not 11 .45, and certainly
not 12 .22.

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At 00:03:28,950, Character said: Oh, come on, Dad.

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At 00:03:29,870, Character said: I'm a senior in high school, and 11 o
'clock curfew is ridiculous.

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At 00:03:34,210, Character said: Well, maybe you're right.

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At 00:03:36,010, Character said: Let's say we change it to 10 .30.

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At 00:03:39,190, Character said: Come on, Dad. I gotta have a social
life.

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At 00:03:42,570, Character said: Social life?

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At 00:03:44,050, Character said: You call mooning meter maids a social
life?

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At 00:03:48,770, Character said: I didn't do that. I would never do a
thing like that.

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At 00:03:56,590, Character said: Edward, it is completely inappropriate
behavior, and I don't want you

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At 00:04:00,730, Character said: with it in any way. Now go to your room,
young man.

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At 00:04:03,550, Character said: You treat me like a little kid, Dad, and
you embarrass me in front of my

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At 00:04:06,750, Character said: friends. Oh, well, pardon me.

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At 00:04:10,430, Character said: I'm sorry that I embarrassed you in
front of a guy named Weasel.

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At 00:04:26,090, Character said: That's what's going on. What?

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At 00:04:27,630, Character said: You heard me. You were grounded for one
month, Edward. A month? Just for being

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At 00:04:31,150, Character said: late? That and your snotty attitude.

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At 00:04:33,210, Character said: Mom, say something.

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At 00:04:34,590, Character said: I want both of you to just calm down.
Oh, sure. Take his side.

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At 00:04:40,870, Character said: Edward, you messed up.

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At 00:04:42,890, Character said: And you're going to have to suffer the
consequences.

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At 00:04:45,090, Character said: Oh, man, all you ever do is nag me,
criticize me, and put me down.

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At 00:04:48,650, Character said: Well, I'm sick and tired of it, Dad, and
I'm not going to take it anymore.

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At 00:04:51,730, Character said: Oh, yes, you are.

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At 00:04:53,010, Character said: You may not like it, but you're going to
have to take it.

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At 00:04:55,530, Character said: Oh, no, I don't.

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At 00:04:56,830, Character said: Excuse me?

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At 00:04:58,510, Character said: I'm moving out.

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At 00:04:59,690, Character said: Edward, you don't mean that.

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At 00:05:00,850, Character said: Oh, yes, I do. Edward, you are not going
anywhere.

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At 00:05:03,650, Character said: Oh, yes, I **. I can't wait to get out
of this prison.

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At 00:05:13,410, Character said: Eddie, are you still upset with your
father?

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At 00:05:16,410, Character said: Yes, Grandma.

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At 00:05:17,550, Character said: I mean, he's just being totally
unreasonable.

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At 00:05:20,230, Character said: I can't wait to find my own apartment.

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At 00:05:22,670, Character said: Now, Eddie, I know you're frustrated.

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At 00:05:25,050, Character said: But this is your father's house.

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At 00:05:27,150, Character said: And he's g***t a lot of rules and
regulations.

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At 00:05:30,250, Character said: But there's one thing you've g***t to
admit.

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At 00:05:32,970, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:05:33,950, Character said: You can't beat the rent.

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At 00:05:39,650, Character said: She's right, you know.

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At 00:05:41,830, Character said: You can't find a studio apartment for
under $400 a month.

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At 00:05:44,990, Character said: One bedroom started at $5 .25.

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At 00:05:47,650, Character said: How come you know so much about
apartment prices?

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At 00:05:51,440, Character said: I think about getting my own place every
time Steve drops by.

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At 00:05:56,420, Character said: I'm absolutely panicked.

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At 00:06:03,240, Character said: Well, what's the matter?

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At 00:06:04,820, Character said: My father has forbidden me from doing
any...

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At 00:06:26,820, Character said: Sounds like a winner.

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At 00:06:27,940, Character said: Oh, it is.

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At 00:06:29,440, Character said: Why, you could wipe out a platoon with a
single meatloaf.

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At 00:06:34,420, Character said: Anywho, I stored some egg grenades in
the fridge.

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At 00:06:37,260, Character said: Dad went to make himself an omelet and
blew himself into the garage.

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At 00:06:56,590, Character said: What are you going to do?

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At 00:06:57,290, Character said: I'm getting a place of my own.

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At 00:06:59,490, Character said: We'll see how cocky he is when he stops
getting my rent check every month.

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At 00:07:04,730, Character said: From now on, this puppy's going to be a
lone wolf.

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At 00:07:10,610, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:11,930, Character said: A lone wolf.

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At 00:07:14,350, Character said: A lone...

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At 00:07:15,330, Character said: Steve.

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At 00:07:29,390, Character said: I've also been thinking of leaving the
nest.

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At 00:07:32,910, Character said: You mean we could be roomies?

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At 00:07:35,650, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:07:36,430, Character said: If we combined our cash, we could get a
really fresh pad.

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At 00:07:40,430, Character said: Gosh, Shadow, I can only afford about
$300 a month.

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At 00:07:44,230, Character said: Oh, no problem. I mean, we'll just look
for something in the $310 to $320 range.

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At 00:07:53,190, Character said: Yeah,

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At 00:07:57,070, Character said: this apartment hasn't been rented for...
quite some time, we've been waiting for

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At 00:08:00,620, Character said: just the right tenants to come along.

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At 00:08:03,620, Character said: Oh, I see. You guys are perfect.

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At 00:08:05,660, Character said: Sign here? Sure.

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At 00:08:07,100, Character said: Hold it, hold it.

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At 00:08:08,960, Character said: Perhaps we should see the apartment
first.

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At 00:08:11,920, Character said: Well, I guess we could do it that way.

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At 00:08:15,560, Character said: Here we go.

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At 00:08:19,100, Character said: So, nice, huh?

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At 00:08:21,420, Character said: $325 a month. I need first month, last
month, and a security deposit.

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At 00:08:25,920, Character said: Well, we only have enough for first
month.

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At 00:08:28,570, Character said: Deal. Sign here.

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At 00:08:30,950, Character said: Not so fast.

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At 00:08:33,590, Character said: I assume if anything goes wrong with the
apartment, you will handle the

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At 00:08:38,230, Character said: situation personally?

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