Family Matters A Thought In The Dark S04E14 Subtitles

At 00:00:08,039, Character said: It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

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At 00:00:14,340, Character said: page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even

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At 00:00:20,620, Character said: harder to find.

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At 00:00:22,940, Character said: Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

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At 00:00:30,080, Character said: Because all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.

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At 00:00:42,480, Character said: It's the bigger love of the family.

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At 00:00:56,060, Character said: Oh, pretty lady.

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At 00:00:58,260, Character said: Numpty pretty boy, and we be damning.

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At 00:01:12,880, Character said: My car was not on fire.

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At 00:01:17,760, Character said: Go home, Urkel.

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At 00:01:19,040, Character said: Hey, I paid for my... I said go home.

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At 00:01:21,780, Character said: Calm down.

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At 00:01:23,060, Character said: Go home! Go home! Go home!

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At 00:01:31,040, Character said: I don't have to take this.

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At 00:01:33,340, Character said: I'm going home.

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At 00:01:35,840, Character said: My dreadlocks, if you please.

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At 00:01:46,440, Character said: What's the matter, sweetheart?

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At 00:01:48,340, Character said: I'm dead meat. You remember Mom's fancy
dress with all the sparkly things on it?

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At 00:01:53,080, Character said: You mean sequins?

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At 00:01:54,500, Character said: Yeah. Well, I sort of tried it on, and I
sort of g***t it dirty, and I sort of put

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At 00:01:59,720, Character said: it in the washing machine.

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At 00:02:01,880, Character said: Uh -oh.

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At 00:02:02,980, Character said: Was it damaged?

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At 00:02:15,600, Character said: Well, don't worry, sweetheart.

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At 00:02:17,060, Character said: The next time we go out, we'll just glue
these on to your mother.

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At 00:02:21,920, Character said: Daddy, you gotta help me. Mom will kill
me.

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At 00:02:25,120, Character said: Well, take it easy, sweetheart.

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At 00:02:26,520, Character said: I'll tell you what.

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At 00:02:27,720, Character said: We'll wait till your mom is in a real
good mood, and then I'll explain things

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At 00:02:30,940, Character said: her.

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At 00:02:32,060, Character said: Get her back.

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At 00:02:36,560, Character said: Hey, Dad, can I borrow 20 bucks?

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At 00:02:39,260, Character said: 20 bucks?

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At 00:02:40,580, Character said: Edward, do you see this sack of
envelope?

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At 00:02:43,770, Character said: This is not fan mail, son. These are
bills.

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At 00:02:48,310, Character said: How about 15?

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At 00:02:51,210, Character said: Edward, do you see this bill?

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At 00:02:54,270, Character said: It's from the Landon Lincoln Casualty.

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At 00:02:56,850, Character said: $400 for your car insurance.

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At 00:03:00,050, Character said: Whoa.

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At 00:03:01,570, Character said: That's a lot of money. You said it. I
wouldn't pay it.

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At 00:03:04,870, Character said: Uh, Edward, you know how you're always
complaining about how I treat you like a

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At 00:03:10,290, Character said: kid?

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At 00:03:11,310, Character said: Well, I'm going to give you some real
adult responsibility.

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At 00:03:14,310, Character said: From now on, you are going to start
paying at least part of your car

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At 00:03:19,010, Character said: But, Dad... No, but the quarterly
premium is $400.

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At 00:03:22,830, Character said: So I expect you to pay at least one
-fourth of that amount out of your

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At 00:03:28,190, Character said: But that's $60.

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At 00:03:31,430, Character said: $100. Nice try, son.

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At 00:03:33,310, Character said: Dad, do you know how many times I'll
have to say, how about some mustard on

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At 00:03:37,170, Character said: mighty weenie to make $100?

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At 00:03:41,170, Character said: No. But keep track. The guys out of the
precinct love interesting facts like

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At 00:03:44,970, Character said: that.

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At 00:03:45,870, Character said: Oh, sure.

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At 00:03:47,230, Character said: Mock me.

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At 00:03:48,130, Character said: But let me tell you something, Dad.

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At 00:03:50,190, Character said: I didn't get this part -time job to be
responsible.

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At 00:03:53,090, Character said: I g***t it to impress chicks.

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At 00:04:15,180, Character said: Thanks for coming, Steve.

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At 00:04:16,200, Character said: Oh, sorry I'm tardy, but I just g***t back
from the optometrist. He dilated the

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At 00:04:20,500, Character said: old peeper, so things are a little
foggy.

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At 00:04:50,440, Character said: concert, and I want you to go... Oh,
yes!

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At 00:04:52,320, Character said: Yes! Yes!

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At 00:04:55,680, Character said: A thousand times yes!

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At 00:04:59,220, Character said: Why, this is the greatest day of my
life!

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At 00:05:03,680, Character said: Well, Ted's coming, too.

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At 00:05:05,660, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:07,440, Character said: Well, ordinarily, three's a crowd, but
in this case... It's not just the three

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At 00:05:11,380, Character said: of us.

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At 00:05:12,800, Character said: Ted's bringing his cousin, Myra.

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At 00:05:15,080, Character said: Oh?

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At 00:05:16,460, Character said: Well, in some mountainous regions of the
country...

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At 00:05:28,910, Character said: difference does it make?

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At 00:05:31,110, Character said: If two or a thousand people tag along,
as long as we're together.

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At 00:05:38,610, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:40,090, Character said: Have you been eating?

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At 00:05:44,190, Character said: Why, you're nothing but skin and bones.

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At 00:05:50,110, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:05:52,350, Character said: Listen, it's a double date. I'll be with
Ted and you'll be with Myra.

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At 00:05:56,530, Character said: Ted told her all about you and...
Despite that, she's looking forward to

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At 00:06:00,090, Character said: you.

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At 00:06:01,670, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:06:03,430, Character said: This is a transparent attempt to pawn me
off on another woman. Well, it ain't

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At 00:06:08,110, Character said: gonna work. Never in a million years.

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At 00:06:12,130, Character said: Please, please. Okay.

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At 00:06:25,590, Character said: And these are for you, sweetheart.

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At 00:06:28,000, Character said: And, uh, these are for what, their
names?

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At 00:06:31,920, Character said: Her name is Myra.

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At 00:06:34,500, Character said: Yeah, well, you better write it on your
face, because that's where I'll be

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At 00:06:37,260, Character said: looking all night.

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At 00:06:39,540, Character said: Look, Steve, give the poor girl a
chance. Who knows? You might even like

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At 00:06:42,760, Character said: Ha! I'd be very surprised indeed.

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At 00:07:00,910, Character said: This is Laura. Hi, nice to meet you.
Hello.

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At 00:07:02,910, Character said: Thanks. And this is your date, Steve
Urkel.

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At 00:07:05,090, Character said: Hello, Steve.

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At 00:07:06,130, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:07:07,450, Character said: I'm sure you're aware that Myra was a
seaport in ancient Lycia.

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At 00:07:11,490, Character said: Oh, yes. Then I'm sure that you're aware
that Steve derives from the Greek,

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At 00:07:15,730, Character said: Stephanos, i .e. crown.

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At 00:07:20,950, Character said: But of course.

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At 00:07:24,510, Character said: And these are poor boots.

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At 00:07:31,470, Character said: And look at these lovely catananchi
cerulea.

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At 00:07:34,750, Character said: What?

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At 00:07:37,330, Character said: Butter Captain Cupid's dart.

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At 00:07:39,310, Character said: Read a book.

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At 00:07:44,070, Character said: Uh, come on, guys. We better get going.

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At 00:07:46,570, Character said: I pray you, my little ancient people.

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At 00:07:49,070, Character said: Merci, my handsome Stefano.

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At 00:07:52,110, Character said: What a cute little...

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At 00:08:11,400, Character said: Are you paying Edward's share of his car
insurance?

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At 00:08:13,880, Character said: Yeah, he met this new girl and wanted to
take her to dinner.

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At 00:08:16,840, Character said: Don't worry, he promised to pay me back.

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At 00:08:19,240, Character said: Ah, oh.

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At 00:08:20,360, Character said: Uh -huh.

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At 00:08:22,100, Character said: Always coddling that kid, boy.

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At 00:08:24,960, Character said: Carl, are you saying that I'm coddling
Eddie?

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At 00:08:27,720, Character said: Well, since you brought it up.

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At 00:08:29,720, Character said: Carl, I'm simply helping him. Harriet,
that is not helping him.

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At 00:08:34,059, Character said: Now, Edward needs to learn
responsibility.

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At 00:08:36,400, Character said: How is he ever going to do that if you
always let him off the hook?

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At 00:08:40,620, Character said: Well, not calm down.

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At 00:08:41,640, Character said: I mean, this is very important.

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At 00:08:45,180, Character said: Carl, let me get this straight.

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At 00:08:49,120, Character said: You're saying that if our kids screw up,
we should just let them take their

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At 00:08:52,280, Character said: lunch? Absolutely. How else are they
going to learn?

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At 00:08:54,580, Character said: No exception. No exception.

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At 00:08:56,140, Character said: Then why are you covering for Judy? Say
what?

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At 00:08:58,780, Character said: You told me that my red sequined gown
was mixed up in the laundry.

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At 00:09:02,260, Character said: What you didn't tell me was that Judy
was the one that ruined it.

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At 00:09:06,280, Character said: Well, me helping Judy is totally
different from you helping Eddie.

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At 00:09:09,580, Character said: Oh?

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At 00:09:11,950, Character said: You weren't supposed to find out about
Judy.

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