Ellen s01e04 The Class Reunion Subtitles

00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:08,Yeah, well, Bob, I find my immense
wealth to be more of a burden than

00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,else.

00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,Oh, sure, I can buy the big houses and
the fancy cars. That's just not me.

00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,I would love to hold Bob.

00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,Who's Bob?

00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,Bob the rent control guy.

00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,He's the biggest rent control guy in all
of Los Angeles. Everybody knows about

00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,Bob.

00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:30,We live in a city of 10 million people.
Everybody does not know about anybody.

00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,Bob! Oh, yeah, oh, very quiet, yeah.

00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,No parties, no pets, nothing, not a
peep.

00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,Yeah, I'm like a monk.

00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,Yeah, not a loud monk. I'm the monk who
tells all the other monks to keep it

00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,down.

00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:48,Yeah, uh, well, great, next week would
be great.

00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:50,Well, why don't I buy you dinner?

00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,Okay, great, I'll call you.

00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,You know what?

00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,I'm not sure we should be doing this.
Why not? The apartments are bigger,

00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,they're by the beach, and they're rent
-controlled.

00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,Exactly. Shouldn't it be rented to poor
people?

00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:09,Ellen, they don't give rent -controlled
apartments to poor people. How are they

00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:10,going to pay the rent?

00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,Come in.

00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,But it's Rick.

00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:26,You g***t some mail.

00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:28,You opened my mail?

00:02:28,710 --> 00:02:29,Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:02:30,030 --> 00:02:33,No, I was taking the garbage out, and I
saw these unopened envelopes in the

00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:36,dumpster, and I wasn't sure, you know,
if you threw something out by accident.

00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,So, no, technically, I did not open your
mail.

00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:40,I opened your garbage.

00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:45,Hey, hey, high school reunion. Are you
going?

00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:47,What does that egg yolk tell you?

00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:53,You know, Ellen, I know a little about
reunions, the taunting, the teasing, the

00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:54,guys who still...

00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:58,Pants you after 15 years and throw you
into the girls' locker room and think

00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,it's so funny.

00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,I'm not going to the reunion, Rick.
Smart move.

00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:13,Although, if it's a question of having a
man on your arm, I think I'd come

00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,pretty darn close.

00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,Hey, you know what? Speaking of garbage,
I think that I threw away this great

00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:32,invitation that Adam and I g***t to go
visit some new condominiums. And, you

00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:35,they always address it to the both of
us, Mr. and Mrs. Morgan, you know. Do

00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,think you could find that?

00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:37,Could I?

00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:40,If you need me, I will be in that
dumpster.

00:03:53,710 --> 00:03:54,All those guys.

00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:58,They were all jerks. Joe Roosevelt, you
had such a crush on him, it was

00:03:58,510 --> 00:03:59,embarrassing.

00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:00,I did not.

00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:03,You did, too. You couldn't even say his
name without stuttering. It was always,

00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,Joe Roosevelt.

00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:07,That's not true.

00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:09,Yes, it is true. You followed him home
every day.

00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:11,Not all the way.

00:04:13,090 --> 00:04:14,I'll go with you.

00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:17,You didn't go to our high school. Oh, so
what? It's a party.

00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,No, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to
go.

00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:21,Why not?

00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,You're a flirt. You always... do this,
you're going to stand right next to me

00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,and outshine me.

00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:25,I want Alan to go.

00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:31,Thank you.

00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:34,You want a husband for this thing? Is
that it?

00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:38,Look, even if I did, I'm not sure that
you'd be the particular model I would

00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:39,choose to go with.

00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:40,The offer's out there.

00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:44,Thank you. If I ever get the
overwhelming need to start making stuff

00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:48,myself. It has its plus side. Hey, if
she's uncomfortable, she's

00:04:48,730 --> 00:04:51,Okay, look, you know why I want to go?
Why? You know why? Why?

00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:56,I tell you why. Because I ** comfortable
with myself. I ** so comfortable that

00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,I'm afraid I'm going to make everybody
else uncomfortable.

00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,There, I've said it.

00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:03,Ellen, I ** not saying you're not
comfortable, but be realistic.

00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:06,The next reunion is not for another five
years.

00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,What are the odds your life's going to
get better?

00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,It's like they're frozen in time.

00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:33,School kids.

00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:37,The chess nerds.

00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:44,I only played a couple of games.

00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,Now, you sure you don't want me to be
your husband?

00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:49,Look, boy, free beer.

00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,Now, Anita, remember, you told me you
weren't going to hang around me. Now go.

00:05:58,330 --> 00:05:59,Happy hunting.

00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:01,Fred Lawrence.

00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:03,Hi.

00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:06,Holly and Anita.

00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:12,Now I'm running the bank. It's just
pressure, pressure, pressure.

00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:14,Hi, dearie.

00:06:14,350 --> 00:06:17,Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I
just want to chuck it all.

00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:21,But then I remember what an obscene
amount of money they pay me and I just

00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,in the old Beamer.

00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,Excuse me.

00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,Still playing chess?

00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:33,No, that was just a phase.

00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,Pretty impressive class, huh?

00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:40,Bank vice president, a law firm partner,
and I've g***t my own engineering

00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,company.

00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,High -powered. High -powered stuff.

00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:47,It's hot, and I decided we'd have a talk
for each of his advanced degrees.

00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:50,Great.

00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,Fertile stuff, too.

00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,And how about you?

00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,Me? Yeah.

00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:58,Well, you know, getting by. Doing good.

00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,Main thing is I'm happy.

00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:01,Happy, happy, happy.

00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,Happy counts. You know, counts for a
lot. A lot of people don't give it

00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:10,credit, but not too happy, but, you
know, just happy enough.

00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:12,Good. That's great.

00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,What sort of work do you do?

00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:21,Well, I'm a cardiologist.

00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,What? That's great.

00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,Fantastic. Oh, you call that just
getting by.

00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:33,Life and death.

00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,Yeah, life and death, but hey, more
life.

00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,Adam, Adam, honey, come here.

00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,I would like you all to meet my husband,
Adam. Hello.

00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:51,You must be very proud of your wife,
Adam, a cardiologist.

00:07:53,820 --> 00:07:56,A cardiologist.

00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,Yeah, well, the important thing is she's
happy.

00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:05,Kids. Lots of kids. Four kids.

00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:07,One for each major artery.

00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:16,It must have taken some getting used to,
Adam, living in the shadow of a little

00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:17,woman. Oh, she is something.

00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:19,An amazing woman.

00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:23,Still, I guess I pretty much held my
own. What is it you do, Adam?

00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:27,I'm a, uh, brain surgeon.

00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:34,Well, we met over a guy who g***t his head
cut to thresher.

00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:37,Like a brain surgeon. That's amazing.

00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:41,Well, uh, it's okay.

00:08:42,309 --> 00:08:44,It's really just glorified welding.

00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:47,Isn't it intense?

00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:50,Being in someone's brain for hours at a
time.

00:08:50,890 --> 00:08:54,Ah, it's like changing spark plugs. The
first couple of times you pay attention.

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