Ellen s01e04 The Class Reunion Subtitles

At 00:01:04,640, Character said: Yeah, well, Bob, I find my immense
wealth to be more of a burden than

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At 00:01:08,480, Character said: else.

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At 00:01:10,240, Character said: Oh, sure, I can buy the big houses and
the fancy cars. That's just not me.

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At 00:01:15,800, Character said: I would love to hold Bob.

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At 00:01:18,600, Character said: Who's Bob?

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At 00:01:19,600, Character said: Bob the rent control guy.

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At 00:01:22,520, Character said: He's the biggest rent control guy in all
of Los Angeles. Everybody knows about

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At 00:01:25,800, Character said: Bob.

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At 00:01:26,960, Character said: We live in a city of 10 million people.
Everybody does not know about anybody.

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At 00:01:31,600, Character said: Bob! Oh, yeah, oh, very quiet, yeah.

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At 00:01:35,120, Character said: No parties, no pets, nothing, not a
peep.

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At 00:01:38,040, Character said: Yeah, I'm like a monk.

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At 00:01:39,200, Character said: Yeah, not a loud monk. I'm the monk who
tells all the other monks to keep it

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At 00:01:42,480, Character said: down.

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At 00:01:44,600, Character said: Yeah, uh, well, great, next week would
be great.

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At 00:01:48,860, Character said: Well, why don't I buy you dinner?

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At 00:01:51,600, Character said: Okay, great, I'll call you.

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At 00:01:55,100, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:01:56,240, Character said: I'm not sure we should be doing this.
Why not? The apartments are bigger,

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At 00:01:59,900, Character said: they're by the beach, and they're rent
-controlled.

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At 00:02:01,880, Character said: Exactly. Shouldn't it be rented to poor
people?

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At 00:02:04,440, Character said: Ellen, they don't give rent -controlled
apartments to poor people. How are they

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At 00:02:09,800, Character said: going to pay the rent?

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At 00:02:17,840, Character said: Come in.

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At 00:02:19,560, Character said: But it's Rick.

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At 00:02:25,710, Character said: You g***t some mail.

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At 00:02:27,450, Character said: You opened my mail?

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At 00:02:28,710, Character said: Oh, no, no, no, no.

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At 00:02:30,030, Character said: No, I was taking the garbage out, and I
saw these unopened envelopes in the

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At 00:02:33,170, Character said: dumpster, and I wasn't sure, you know,
if you threw something out by accident.

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At 00:02:36,390, Character said: So, no, technically, I did not open your
mail.

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At 00:02:39,230, Character said: I opened your garbage.

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At 00:02:42,630, Character said: Hey, hey, high school reunion. Are you
going?

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At 00:02:45,810, Character said: What does that egg yolk tell you?

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At 00:02:49,030, Character said: You know, Ellen, I know a little about
reunions, the taunting, the teasing, the

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At 00:02:53,370, Character said: guys who still...

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At 00:02:54,920, Character said: Pants you after 15 years and throw you
into the girls' locker room and think

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At 00:02:58,200, Character said: it's so funny.

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At 00:03:04,360, Character said: I'm not going to the reunion, Rick.
Smart move.

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At 00:03:07,620, Character said: Although, if it's a question of having a
man on your arm, I think I'd come

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At 00:03:13,860, Character said: pretty darn close.

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At 00:03:24,680, Character said: Hey, you know what? Speaking of garbage,
I think that I threw away this great

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At 00:03:27,980, Character said: invitation that Adam and I g***t to go
visit some new condominiums. And, you

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At 00:03:32,260, Character said: they always address it to the both of
us, Mr. and Mrs. Morgan, you know. Do

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At 00:03:35,680, Character said: think you could find that?

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At 00:03:36,780, Character said: Could I?

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At 00:03:38,140, Character said: If you need me, I will be in that
dumpster.

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At 00:03:53,710, Character said: All those guys.

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At 00:03:54,990, Character said: They were all jerks. Joe Roosevelt, you
had such a crush on him, it was

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At 00:03:58,510, Character said: embarrassing.

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At 00:03:59,910, Character said: I did not.

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At 00:04:00,970, Character said: You did, too. You couldn't even say his
name without stuttering. It was always,

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At 00:04:03,910, Character said: Joe Roosevelt.

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At 00:04:06,810, Character said: That's not true.

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At 00:04:07,870, Character said: Yes, it is true. You followed him home
every day.

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At 00:04:10,010, Character said: Not all the way.

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At 00:04:13,090, Character said: I'll go with you.

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At 00:04:14,070, Character said: You didn't go to our high school. Oh, so
what? It's a party.

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At 00:04:18,190, Character said: No, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to
go.

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At 00:04:20,190, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:04:21,010, Character said: You're a flirt. You always... do this,
you're going to stand right next to me

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At 00:04:23,530, Character said: and outshine me.

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At 00:04:24,410, Character said: I want Alan to go.

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At 00:04:30,050, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:04:32,450, Character said: You want a husband for this thing? Is
that it?

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At 00:04:34,830, Character said: Look, even if I did, I'm not sure that
you'd be the particular model I would

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At 00:04:38,170, Character said: choose to go with.

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At 00:04:39,490, Character said: The offer's out there.

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At 00:04:40,830, Character said: Thank you. If I ever get the
overwhelming need to start making stuff

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At 00:04:44,270, Character said: myself. It has its plus side. Hey, if
she's uncomfortable, she's

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At 00:04:48,730, Character said: Okay, look, you know why I want to go?
Why? You know why? Why?

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At 00:04:51,900, Character said: I tell you why. Because I ** comfortable
with myself. I ** so comfortable that

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At 00:04:56,120, Character said: I'm afraid I'm going to make everybody
else uncomfortable.

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At 00:04:58,880, Character said: There, I've said it.

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At 00:04:59,980, Character said: Ellen, I ** not saying you're not
comfortable, but be realistic.

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At 00:05:03,940, Character said: The next reunion is not for another five
years.

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At 00:05:06,620, Character said: What are the odds your life's going to
get better?

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At 00:05:29,480, Character said: It's like they're frozen in time.

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At 00:05:31,420, Character said: School kids.

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At 00:05:36,140, Character said: The chess nerds.

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At 00:05:43,180, Character said: I only played a couple of games.

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At 00:05:45,720, Character said: Now, you sure you don't want me to be
your husband?

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At 00:05:48,760, Character said: Look, boy, free beer.

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At 00:05:54,960, Character said: Now, Anita, remember, you told me you
weren't going to hang around me. Now go.

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At 00:05:58,330, Character said: Happy hunting.

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At 00:06:00,550, Character said: Fred Lawrence.

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At 00:06:02,390, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:06:04,090, Character said: Holly and Anita.

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At 00:06:09,490, Character said: Now I'm running the bank. It's just
pressure, pressure, pressure.

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At 00:06:13,350, Character said: Hi, dearie.

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At 00:06:14,350, Character said: Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I
just want to chuck it all.

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At 00:06:17,530, Character said: But then I remember what an obscene
amount of money they pay me and I just

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At 00:06:21,090, Character said: in the old Beamer.

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At 00:06:23,010, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:06:30,160, Character said: Still playing chess?

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At 00:06:32,580, Character said: No, that was just a phase.

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At 00:06:34,560, Character said: Pretty impressive class, huh?

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At 00:06:36,200, Character said: Bank vice president, a law firm partner,
and I've g***t my own engineering

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At 00:06:40,440, Character said: company.

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At 00:06:41,640, Character said: High -powered. High -powered stuff.

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At 00:06:43,900, Character said: It's hot, and I decided we'd have a talk
for each of his advanced degrees.

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At 00:06:49,020, Character said: Great.

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At 00:06:50,200, Character said: Fertile stuff, too.

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At 00:06:52,620, Character said: And how about you?

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At 00:06:54,180, Character said: Me? Yeah.

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At 00:06:56,280, Character said: Well, you know, getting by. Doing good.

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At 00:06:59,560, Character said: Main thing is I'm happy.

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At 00:07:00,920, Character said: Happy, happy, happy.

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At 00:07:03,640, Character said: Happy counts. You know, counts for a
lot. A lot of people don't give it

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At 00:07:06,580, Character said: credit, but not too happy, but, you
know, just happy enough.

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At 00:07:11,420, Character said: Good. That's great.

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At 00:07:13,440, Character said: What sort of work do you do?

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At 00:07:16,960, Character said: Well, I'm a cardiologist.

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At 00:07:23,900, Character said: What? That's great.

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At 00:07:25,720, Character said: Fantastic. Oh, you call that just
getting by.

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At 00:07:32,460, Character said: Life and death.

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At 00:07:33,360, Character said: Yeah, life and death, but hey, more
life.

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At 00:07:40,900, Character said: Adam, Adam, honey, come here.

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At 00:07:44,520, Character said: I would like you all to meet my husband,
Adam. Hello.

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At 00:07:48,660, Character said: You must be very proud of your wife,
Adam, a cardiologist.

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At 00:07:53,820, Character said: A cardiologist.

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At 00:07:58,120, Character said: Yeah, well, the important thing is she's
happy.

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At 00:08:03,940, Character said: Kids. Lots of kids. Four kids.

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At 00:08:06,580, Character said: One for each major artery.

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At 00:08:10,960, Character said: It must have taken some getting used to,
Adam, living in the shadow of a little

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At 00:08:16,180, Character said: woman. Oh, she is something.

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At 00:08:18,020, Character said: An amazing woman.

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At 00:08:20,220, Character said: Still, I guess I pretty much held my
own. What is it you do, Adam?

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At 00:08:24,220, Character said: I'm a, uh, brain surgeon.

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At 00:08:31,850, Character said: Well, we met over a guy who g***t his head
cut to thresher.

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At 00:08:35,470, Character said: Like a brain surgeon. That's amazing.

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At 00:08:38,390, Character said: Well, uh, it's okay.

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At 00:08:42,309, Character said: It's really just glorified welding.

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At 00:08:46,370, Character said: Isn't it intense?

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At 00:08:47,810, Character said: Being in someone's brain for hours at a
time.

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At 00:08:50,890, Character said: Ah, it's like changing spark plugs. The
first couple of times you pay attention.

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