the.beatles.magical.mystery.tour.1967.1080p.bluray.dts.x264-publichd English Subtitles

00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,Roll up, roll up for
the magical mystery tour,

00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,step right this way

00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:13,Roll up...

00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour

00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:24,that's an invitation

00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,to make a reservation

00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:38,The magical mystery tour
is waiting to take you away

00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:41,waiting to take you away

00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,Roll up...

00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:47,Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour

00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,g***t everything you need

00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,satisfaction guaranteed

00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:09,The magical mystery tour
is hoping to take you away

00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,hoping to take you away

00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:18,When a man buys a ticket
for a magical mystery tour�

00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:20,He knows what to expect.

00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:23,We guarantee him the trip of a lifetime.

00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,And that�s just what he gets�

00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:29,The incredible
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR

00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,The magical mystery tour

00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,Roll up...

00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour

00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,that's an invitation

00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,to make a reservation

00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,The magical mystery tour

00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:03,is coming to take you away

00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:07,coming to take you away

00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,The magical mystery tour

00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:15,is dying to take you away

00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:18,dying to take you away

00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,take you today...

00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:37,We�re going to be late

00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,I can�t go any quicker

00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:41,Stop it!

00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:42,Come on!

00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,Richard B. Starkey and his aunt, Jessica

00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,are always arguing about one thing or another

00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:51,I'm going...

00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,Go on!

00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,And what with today being Sunday

00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,and the weather looking up�

00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,you�d think they�d have given it a rest

00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:01,Will you stop that sitting down?

00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,All right, all right.
What�s your hurry?

00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,But no. On and on they go

00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,Good morning,
said Richard

00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,�Good Afternoon, sir,�
said the courier

00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:12,They were late.

00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,Good Morning, ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls

00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,Welcome to the

00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,Magical Mystery Tour!

00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:35,I ** your courier...
Jolly Jimmy Johnson!

00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,- All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy
- And you are all my friends

00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:42,Over here is your hostess,
that lovely, delightful, delectable

00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,Wendy Winters

00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,And over here is our driver for the trip
- that wonderful driver

00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:48,we hope�

00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,Alf!
Off you go, Alf

00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,Fasten your seat belts please
Away, way, way we go

00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,Get the popcorns out.

00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,Right had arm. There we are.
Splendid

00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,Anyway, I�ll tell you something
You ain�t coming away with me anymore

00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,I bought the tickets for the trip

00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,Yeah, with my money

00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:24,I bought them.
I�m taking you out.

00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,I gave you the money, darling

00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:30,You�ve done nothing but eye all
the fellows on the coach

00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,since we g***t here

00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:33,Since Uncle Jack died,
you�ve never been the same.

00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:36,Of course I ain�t, �cause I ain�t g***t
Uncle Jack, Have I?

00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,I gotta get somebody else, haven�t I?

00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,Do a bit of knitting,
It�d do you good.

00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,Who for? You?

00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:49,Should I knit for you?

00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:51,No, don�t knit for me

00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,Who is that man?

00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,Oh, that�s Mr. Bloodvessel

00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,He�s quite harmless.
He comes on all the trips

00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,He thinks he�s the courier

00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,Last time he thought
he was the driver

00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:18,You know when I saw your first film,
I really thought you had something

00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:25,Wasn�t it �Blue Lady�? �LADY IN BLUE�
Something like that?

00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,Excuse me, sir...

00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,I�d like to take a photograph
of the young lady

00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,Day after day

00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,Alone on a hill

00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:14,The man with the foolish grin
is keeping perfectly still

00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,But nobody wants to know him

00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,They can see that he's just a fool

00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,And he never gives an answer

00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:27,But the fool on the hill

00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,Sees the sun going down

00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,And the eyes in his head

00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,See the world spinning 'round

00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,Well on his way

00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,Head in a cloud

00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:51,The man with a thousand voices

00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,talking perfectly loud

00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,But nobody ever hear him

00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,or the sound he appears to make

00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,and he never seems to notice

00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:07,But the fool on the hill

00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:10,Sees the sun going down

00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:14,And the eyes in his head

00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:18,See the world spinning 'round

00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,And nobody seems to like him

00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,they can tell what he wants to do

00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,and he never shows his feeling

00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:46,But the fool on the hill

00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:50,Sees the sun going down

00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:53,And the eyes in his head

00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:58,See the world spinning 'round

00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,And he never listens to them

00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,He knows that they're the fools

00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,They don't like him

00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:26,The fool on the hill

00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:29,Sees the sun going down

00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,And the eyes in his head

00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,See the world spinning 'round

00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,Good morning,
lads and lasses

00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,My name is Miss Winters

00:08:55,900 --> 00:09:01,Good morning, Miss Winters
Miss Winters, Miss Winters

00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,If there�s anything
I can do for you�

00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,you know what to do...

00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,We at the Magical Mysteries

00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,only have your best interest at heart

00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,thank you...

00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,As the bus leaves the town

00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,behind and heads for the country�

00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,Everything begins to change

00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,Well, almost everything

00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,Already the magic is beginning to work

00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,Jolly good...

00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,Why?

00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:36,Why?

00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:37,Why?

00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,Jolly good, Sarge, carry on...

00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,On your marks!

00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,If you look to your left,
ladies and gentlemen

00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,the view is not very inspiring

00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,But if you look to the right�

00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,Beyond the blue horizon

00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,for above the clouds�

00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,in a land that no one knows�

00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,Live four or five magicians�

00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:57,Who spend their days
casting wonderful spells

00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,Come with me now
into that secret place�

00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,Where the eyes of man
have never set foot

00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,Where�s the bus?

00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,Where�s the bus?

00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,Where�s the bus?

00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,It�s coming

00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,Where�s the bus?

00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,The bus...

00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,The bus is ten miles north
on the Jewsbury Road

00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,It�s only ten miles away.

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