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00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,-Good morning. - Good morning.

00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,Take a look at what our eye in the sky has to say.

00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,- What are they calling her? - Henry.

00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,Two hundred miles across, and we're headed right down his throat.

00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:06,I think our passengers might object. Not exactly vacation weather.

00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,Make a course adjustment and see if we can skirt Henry's west perimeter.

00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,Bridge. Right away. Patch him through.

00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,It's the home office for you, captain.

00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,Captain Howard, aboard The Victoria to Control, over.

00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:27,I'll check it out personally. This is The Victoria.

00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,- What is it? - Bomb threat.

00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,Take over the bridge.

00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,Notify Henshaw and Neilson to meet me

00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,- at the weather fax compartment. - Yes, sir.

00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,What was that?

00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,Get me Engineering. Scott, give me a damage--

00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,It sure is great to start off a sunny day

00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,thinking about the people you like most.

00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,My pal, Suzanne, for instance.

00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,She's my landlady, the building maintenance person,

00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,and the only human being who's figured out how to keep me organized.

00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,So how do I repay her?

00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,A 2 1 st-century breakfast, of course.

00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,I wonder how she likes her eggs.

00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:36,Okay, Suzanne, this is the future. Or part of it anyway.

00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:41,I think I'll hang loose here in the past. It might be safer.

00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,The first thing we have to do is get the fridge open.

00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:55,- There it goes. - Okay. That's a start. What's next?

00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,Now we put Roboter to work.

00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,- lsn't she great? - Let's not go straight to great.

00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,After all, I did just meet her.

00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,Let me guess. You like them scrambled.

00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,Just watch. Right to the pot.

00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,Right to the pot, Mac?

00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,Love that modern technology.

00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,It needs a couple adjustments, I guess.

00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,I guess. Not safe in the past here either.

00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,Incredible timing.

00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,Whoever you are, I owe an incredible debt of...

00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,- MacGyver? -...gratitude.

00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:52,- Good, I'll take it right now. - Peter?

00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,- On second thought-- - Now, hold it.

00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,Mac, I've g***t a job for you.

00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,Pete, I'm on the verge of a great discovery.

00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,Sure, you are.

00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:06,The world's just waiting to find out about shoe polish egg foo yung.

00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:07,What was that?

00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:12,It's my cranky maintenance lady being her usual self, cranky.

00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,Mac, I need your help.

00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,Last time you said that to me,

00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,I ended up in Washington wearing a pinstripe suit and a necktie.

00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,Yeah, well, that was a show-and-tell. This is for real. It's important.

00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,How important?

00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,Well, a cruise ship in the North Pacific

00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,with 1, 1 00 passengers and a bomb threat.

00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,From some clown calling himself Viking. How's that?

00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,You make it kind of tough for a guy to say no.

00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,Team briefing at my place.

00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,I think I'll have at least one pleasant surprise for you.

00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,Get here as fast as possible, will you?

00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,See you then.

00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,I have this contract with Pete Thornton's outfit

00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,that says I take only those jobs I wanna take.

00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:58,Now, you'd think I'd say no once in a while,

00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,especially when Pete wants to put me

00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,in the middle of the ocean to babysit a bomb.

00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,But no.

00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,Somehow he always seems to come up with a convincing argument.

00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:13,And then he holds out a carrot like this special surprise.

00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,Charlie?

00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,Charlie Robinson?

00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:20,- MacGyver? - Is that you?

00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,- I don't believe it. - Charlie.

00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,- Good to see you. How you been? - Good, good. Real good.

00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,- How's Shirley? - Well, lately, Mac,

00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,Shirley's been a little bit under the weather.

00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,Darn near every morning.

00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,You're kidding.

00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:41,- That's terrific. Congratulations, pop. - Hey, thanks a lot, Mac.

00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,You know, we've been trying a long time, and it finally happened.

00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,That's terrific. What are you doing here?

00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,Well, what is it you always say, "Too big to talk about."

00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,You haven't been talking to a guy named Peter Thornton, have you?

00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,You g***t called up for this one too? This is great. This is great.

00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,Charlie, you get back in your car and you go back home.

00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,This one's gonna bail your old dad out.

00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,You know, Uncle Sam found me in that computer-expert file of his,

00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,and put 25,000 on the counter.

00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:13,Look, Charlie, this isn't you and me in Nam.

00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:17,And there wasn't a Shirley or a little one on the way back then either.

00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,Yeah, I know. I know. And there wasn't a supply company

00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,and a home mortgage looking bankruptcy square in the face.

00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,Nothing more to say. I'm in. Come on.

00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,You g***t a screw loose, you know that?

00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,So? What else is new?

00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,Suspects. Fifty to start. More to run down.

00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,Any priority you want set up?

00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,I recruited you to do a job on this, Mike. It's yours.

00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,- The best way you see getting it done. - That's all I need to hear.

00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,Carlysle, let's get an epic linkup with central, east and southwest regions.

00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:59,And I want a profile on these guys. M.O.'s smoking the wires.

00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,Doggone it, Pete. Charlie's g***t no business taking this gig.

00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,You're Peter Thornton. Charlie Robinson.

00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,And ignore him.

00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,He has this irrepressible paternal instinct toward me.

00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,Mac, what is it? You guys were in Nam together.

00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,You were a bomb-diffusing team, right?

00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,Only the best.

00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:20,Okay, coordination and control come from here.

00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,We've g***t direct communications with The Victoria.

00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,They've g***t a search going for the bomb right now.

00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,What's the threat assessment?

00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,Well, there was a warning bomb that wiped out the weather room,

00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,and killed the captain. Come here.

00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,There is a storm front moving in that makes it impossible

00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:41,- to put the passengers into lifeboats. - What about sea or air rescue?

00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,No way. There are no ships or air rescue units close enough

00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,to get to The Victoria before she's into the typhoon zone.

00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,So how do we get there, take a bus?

00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,No, you take a jet to Midway,

00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,and a Huey chopper the rest of the way to the ship.

00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:58,Pete, given any consideration to tracking down this...