Married.With.Children.S08E06.No.Chicken.No.Check.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Azkars_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:01:26,455, Character said: Well, we finished the errands, Mom.

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At 00:01:28,989, Character said: It's such a treat driving Dad's Dodge.
The noise, the rust...

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At 00:01:32,822, Character said: ...the thrill of watching the open road
through the open floorboard.

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At 00:01:36,857, Character said: We g***t everything you wanted from
the store: bourbon-flavored bonbons...

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At 00:01:41,624, Character said: ...romance novels...

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At 00:01:44,025, Character said: ...Kenny G CD.

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At 00:01:47,258, Character said: You and Dad are gonna have
quite a time tonight, huh?

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At 00:01:50,525, Character said: Batteries.

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At 00:01:57,459, Character said: You know, it seems like there's
something we forgot to do today.

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At 00:02:11,929, Character said: I guess my cries this morning
of "if you use the car...

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At 00:02:15,462, Character said: ...please, I beg you, pick me up
from work" was a little vague.

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At 00:02:20,263, Character said: Al, would you shut up?

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At 00:02:21,864, Character said: We're trying to remember
what we forgot to do.

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At 00:02:25,231, Character said: How did I get home, you ask?

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At 00:02:27,931, Character said: Not having correct change
for public transportation...

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At 00:02:31,464, Character said: ...nor the bills to get
correct change...

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At 00:02:33,865, Character said: ...nor the job to get the bills
to get correct change...

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At 00:02:37,232, Character said: ...I g***t a ride from two fine gentlemen
who drive the road-kill truck.

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At 00:02:42,934, Character said: How was your day, Peg?

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At 00:02:44,833, Character said: Anything interesting happen
on the couch?

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At 00:02:48,267, Character said: -Well, actually--
-I don't care.

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At 00:02:53,634, Character said: Give me my car key.

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At 00:02:57,869, Character said: Last time you get to use the Dodge!

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At 00:03:04,069, Character said: -How will I get to school?
-Yeah, Dad. How will I get to work?

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At 00:03:07,337, Character said: How will I get to the store to buy the
double issue of the National Enquirer?

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At 00:03:13,371, Character said: And food and groceries.

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At 00:03:16,571, Character said: Dad, why don't you just get us a car?

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At 00:03:19,772, Character said: Jeez, Louise,
why didn't I think of that?

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At 00:03:24,039, Character said: New cars for everybody!

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At 00:03:27,973, Character said: Peg, would you like a BMW?

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At 00:03:31,373, Character said: I kind of see myself in a Jaguar.

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At 00:03:34,207, Character said: If only we could find one that hungry.

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At 00:03:42,741, Character said: Well, I have $400 saved from work.
I'll get a car myself.

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At 00:03:46,676, Character said: Hey, wait a second.
I have $400 saved too.

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At 00:03:49,876, Character said: We can pool our money
and share a car twice as nice.

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At 00:03:53,376, Character said: -Yeah. Not like Dad's piece of--
-Children!

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At 00:03:57,977, Character said: Oh, what the hell.... Wolfen.

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At 00:04:01,611, Character said: Let me tell you something about
sharing. It can only come to trouble.

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At 00:04:06,211, Character said: Your mother and I shared a bed,
and nothing good came out of it.

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At 00:04:11,379, Character said: Well, maybe that's because
nothing good went into it.

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At 00:04:18,980, Character said: It doesn't matter. You've only g***t $800.

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At 00:04:21,647, Character said: And $800 can't buy you a car.

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At 00:04:30,648, Character said: -Jefferson, tell them what $800 can buy.
-Well...

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At 00:04:34,050, Character said: ...it could buy you a nice car.

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At 00:04:37,649, Character said: You know where we can
get a car for $800?

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At 00:04:40,417, Character said: Car auctions. You know, where they
sell cars seized by federal agencies.

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At 00:04:44,850, Character said: True. They may not be
in the best of shape.

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At 00:04:47,985, Character said: Bullet holes, blood stains...

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At 00:04:50,818, Character said: ...the smell of rotting bodies.

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At 00:04:53,786, Character said: But then you don't seem to mind
riding in the Dodge.

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At 00:04:58,453, Character said: There are no bullet holes in my Dodge.

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At 00:05:01,853, Character said: But that can be changed if
you're willing to crawl into the trunk.

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At 00:05:06,788, Character said: -Dad, take us to the auction. Please.
-We'll share.

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At 00:05:16,689, Character said: How'd the auction go?

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At 00:05:18,456, Character said: Do not touch the car. We don't know
where your hands have been.

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At 00:05:22,656, Character said: Then you better not sit in it!

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At 00:05:31,391, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:05:33,458, Character said: As you can tell, the kids purchased
a car. And as you can see...

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At 00:05:36,558, Character said: ...all my fears about them sharing
were unfounded.

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At 00:05:40,592, Character said: I warned you!

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At 00:05:47,026, Character said: But on the good side, I g***t them
to knock off another $100 on the car.

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At 00:05:50,961, Character said: Why pay for seat belts
if you don't have brakes?

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At 00:05:58,361, Character said: -You know what I'm gonna do?
-Give the money to me?

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At 00:06:01,762, Character said: Yes. To buy groceries.

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At 00:06:05,796, Character said: Groceries?

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At 00:06:08,263, Character said: Yes, Peg. The stuff you have to
wade through to get to the TV Guide.

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At 00:06:12,797, Character said: And I better be able to eat everything
in that bag, Peg. Just food.

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At 00:06:17,264, Character said: Just beef.

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At 00:06:19,196, Character said: Just do it.

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At 00:06:21,067, Character said: Just do it.

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At 00:06:22,699, Character said: That's right, Peg.
God, they look so firm.

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At 00:06:27,399, Character said: Hold them up for me, baby.

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At 00:06:34,200, Character said: Now let's see that pretty rump.

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At 00:06:38,434, Character said: Beautiful!

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At 00:06:45,902, Character said: Al, my blisters are hurting
from carrying that food...

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At 00:06:48,868, Character said: ...to the checkout counter.

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At 00:06:51,202, Character said: If you'd been there before...

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At 00:06:52,703, Character said: ...you'd know the carts
in front of the store are for that.

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At 00:06:56,903, Character said: I thought that was parking
for the homeless.

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At 00:07:02,804, Character said: You will never guess who I met.

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At 00:07:05,071, Character said: The guy who plays Neuter the Cat
on the Tender Innards commercials.

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At 00:07:10,072, Character said: You mean that one that says...

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At 00:07:12,006, Character said: ..."If this meat were any fresher,
the jockey would still be riding it"?

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At 00:07:17,573, Character said: He's so hot. He's the 10th most
recognizable cat in media history...

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At 00:07:21,840, Character said: ...behind Heathcliff
and the late Miles Davis.

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At 00:07:25,207, Character said: Look, sweetheart. Daddy's g***t meat!

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At 00:07:30,275, Character said: That's great, Daddy.

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At 00:07:32,175, Character said: This guy could do wonders
for my career...

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At 00:07:34,775, Character said: ...so I asked him on a date
in my new car.

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At 00:07:37,409, Character said: Not so fast, Pumpkin.

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At 00:07:39,209, Character said: You're gonna need to be covered.

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At 00:07:42,110, Character said: Isn't that up to the guy, Dad?

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At 00:07:47,177, Character said: I'm talking about auto insurance,
you little--

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At 00:07:53,178, Character said: Oh, now, Pumpkin...

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At 00:07:54,878, Character said: ...just so you didn't think
I didn't care, I g***t the best.

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At 00:07:59,079, Character said: South Forty Auto Insurance,
the farmer's friend.

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At 00:08:02,313, Character said: -But there are things you need to know.
-You registered it as a farm vehicle?

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At 00:08:08,880, Character said: Don't be surprised.
He registered the Dodge as a pull toy.

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At 00:08:14,214, Character said: The next thing I register's
gonna be a handgun.

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At 00:08:18,881, Character said: Sweetheart, now that you drive
a farm vehicle...

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At 00:08:21,882, Character said: ...there are a few restrictions
you need to know about:

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At 00:08:25,249, Character said: One, you must not drive
on paved roads.

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At 00:08:29,383, Character said: Two, the Amish always have
the right of way.

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At 00:08:33,984, Character said: Three, since you always
must be on official business...

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At 00:08:37,285, Character said: ...you must have this in your car
at all times.

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At 00:08:46,386, Character said: Hence the South Forty motto,
"No chicken, no check."

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At 00:08:53,020, Character said: Hey, Kel, great news. I g***t--

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At 00:08:57,420, Character said: South Forty Insurance, Dad?

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At 00:09:00,921, Character said: It's a d***n fine company.

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At 00:09:02,521, Character said: Farmer's best friend,
next to a sheep and a tall wheat field.

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At 00:09:10,090, Character said: Anyhow, I g***t a date with a foreign
exchange student who's so easy...

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At 00:09:14,523, Character said: ...she makes you look like
a calculus problem.

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At 00:09:21,991, Character said: Well, you can't have the car tonight
because I'm going out with Neuter.

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At 00:09:28,025, Character said: You can go out with Dad anytime.

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At 00:09:34,626, Character said: -I promised to take her to the drive-in.
-I'm taking my date there in my car.

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At 00:09:40,427, Character said: -I'm not giving up my date.
-I'm not giving up mine.

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At 00:09:59,830, Character said: American movies are so confusing.

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At 00:10:03,030, Character said: So much subtext. So much character.

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At 00:10:07,264, Character said: The important part to remember...

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At 00:10:09,665, Character said: ...is that Elmer is mad at Bugs.

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At 00:10:14,932, Character said: You see, he tied his shotgun
into a bow earlier.

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