Married.With.Children.S08E05.Banking.On.Marcy.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Azkars_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:01:23,687, Character said: Al, why you watching TV
with the sound off?

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At 00:01:27,819, Character said: It's the new rap channel, Peg.

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At 00:01:29,420, Character said: I hate this when I hear it on the radio,
but now that I see it...

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At 00:01:32,586, Character said: ...I can appreciate
its profound statement.

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At 00:01:38,452, Character said: Well, what's that one called?

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At 00:01:40,252, Character said: It's called "Pump That Rump."

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At 00:01:46,219, Character said: I'm really into it.

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At 00:01:48,819, Character said: Well, if history teaches us anything,
you'll be out of it in seven seconds.

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At 00:01:55,285, Character said: Oh, God, what a day.

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At 00:02:02,685, Character said: I made an appearance as the
Verminator at this elementary school.

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At 00:02:06,284, Character said: They make me walk
through this metal detector.

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At 00:02:08,585, Character said: I've g***t enough poison strapped to
my back to dust an entire rain forest...

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At 00:02:12,351, Character said: ...and they wanna know why
I'm carrying a toenail clipper.

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At 00:02:15,817, Character said: Then there's the pat-down.

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At 00:02:17,284, Character said: First by the principal...

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At 00:02:19,351, Character said: ...then by the school nurse...

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At 00:02:21,684, Character said: ...then again by the principal
while the school nurse watched.

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At 00:02:25,750, Character said: Finally, I make it into the classroom.

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At 00:02:27,884, Character said: After talking the substitute teacher
in from the ledge...

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At 00:02:30,684, Character said: ...I go to the cafeteria where I taught
the kids how to kill roaches, rats...

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At 00:02:34,817, Character said: ...and something they call
"sloppy joes."

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At 00:02:37,817, Character said: You know, it is a wonder
I g***t out of there unscathed.

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At 00:02:45,883, Character said: I'm telling you, that is the last time
I appear at a Catholic school.

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At 00:02:55,883, Character said: Peggy.

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At 00:03:02,082, Character said: Guess what happened
at the bank today.

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At 00:03:04,049, Character said: A hold-up man
gave you his mask to wear?

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At 00:03:09,782, Character said: Turn that disgusting thing off.

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At 00:03:12,982, Character said: Here, watch this. Steel Magnolias.

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At 00:03:16,381, Character said: What's Boris Karloff
doing in a dress?

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At 00:03:20,415, Character said: That's Shirley MacLaine,
you baco-bit.

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At 00:03:23,381, Character said: Well, I owe Boris an apology.

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At 00:03:26,215, Character said: You owe everything an apology.

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At 00:03:28,548, Character said: Anyway, Peggy,
those wormless weasels at the bank...

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At 00:03:31,814, Character said: ...want me to be the speaker
at the next shareholders' meeting.

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At 00:03:34,981, Character said: Well, that's a good thing, isn't it?

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At 00:03:36,881, Character said: No. Not when you have to tell them
the bank's in trouble.

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At 00:03:39,814, Character said: How much trouble?

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At 00:03:41,881, Character said: We backed Last Action Hero.

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At 00:03:45,881, Character said: -Oh, I'm so sorry.
-Thanks.

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At 00:03:49,747, Character said: And to cut costs, we may even have
to lay off some employees.

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At 00:03:53,813, Character said: Marcie, as someone
who's been to your bank...

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At 00:03:56,047, Character said: ...I certainly hope you keep
those 75 vice presidents...

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At 00:03:58,846, Character said: ...and lay off those pesky two tellers.

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At 00:04:02,180, Character said: You know, the ones who work
a cool half hour apiece on payday.

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At 00:04:06,813, Character said: You know, Al, you can avoid
the wait to cash your paycheck...

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At 00:04:10,446, Character said: ...because the hot dog vendor outside
always has a coin dispenser.

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At 00:04:20,745, Character said: Marcie, why are you here?

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At 00:04:23,612, Character said: I wanted to talk to Peggy privately.

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At 00:04:25,845, Character said: No, no. Why here on Earth?

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At 00:04:34,679, Character said: I'll handle this, Marcie.

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At 00:04:36,445, Character said: You come in here to my house
and annoy me...

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At 00:04:38,745, Character said: ...with your sad little hen--
There it is.

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At 00:04:47,844, Character said: There's no sound.

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At 00:04:51,212, Character said: No sound to us humans.

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At 00:04:54,444, Character said: Come on, Marcie.

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At 00:04:56,611, Character said: So tell me what's wrong with speaking
to the shareholders of the bank.

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At 00:05:01,045, Character said: Well, I'm terrified
of speaking in public.

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At 00:05:03,644, Character said: It all started
with a terrible childhood incident.

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At 00:05:07,144, Character said: This isn't your
Uncle No-Pocket story, is it?

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At 00:05:10,578, Character said: No.

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At 00:05:12,010, Character said: This was in the first grade
when I had to give a talk...

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At 00:05:14,843, Character said: ...on why I love
the Pledge of Allegiance.

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At 00:05:17,377, Character said: Well, anyway, I was right
in the middle of my speech...

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At 00:05:21,276, Character said: ...when I looked down and saw
the biggest, ugliest cockroach...

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At 00:05:24,810, Character said: ...which ever spewed from the bowels
of the Earth, crawling up my little leg.

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At 00:05:29,943, Character said: Well, I screamed
like a lunch whistle...

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At 00:05:31,976, Character said: ...and ran around the room
tearing off my dress...

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At 00:05:34,443, Character said: ...revealing my "Hey, hey, we're the
Monkees" panties to the entire room.

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At 00:05:41,609, Character said: Well, it may not surprise you...

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At 00:05:43,943, Character said: ...that boys can be extremely cruel
at times like this.

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At 00:05:47,876, Character said: They spent the rest of the school year
following me around saying:

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At 00:05:51,475, Character said: "Can Davy come out and play?"

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At 00:05:55,975, Character said: But one night I showed them.
I showed them all.

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At 00:05:59,741, Character said: There was a class field trip
to Mount Rushmore.

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At 00:06:02,741, Character said: I told them I was too sick to make it.

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At 00:06:06,275, Character said: The bus was barreling down
a rain-slicked highway.

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At 00:06:09,575, Character said: It would have been hard to stop even
if the bus had functioning brakes...

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At 00:06:15,474, Character said: ...but they never laughed at me
or my panties ever again.

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At 00:06:27,807, Character said: Well, that was a lovely story.

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At 00:06:31,740, Character said: I don't think you'll be needing
any more of this.

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At 00:06:35,241, Character said: Marcie, I know who could help you
with your public-speaking problem.

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At 00:06:39,173, Character said: It's Dr. Angela.

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At 00:06:40,740, Character said: She is the best radio psychiatrist
in the city.

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At 00:06:43,574, Character said: And has quite an informative
car-repair show too.

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At 00:06:47,207, Character said: She's helped me
with some of my problems.

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At 00:06:50,006, Character said: Although, obviously not all of them.

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At 00:06:59,940, Character said: Yo, video channel?

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At 00:07:02,739, Character said: Yeah, do you take requests?

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At 00:07:06,406, Character said: I'd like "Rump Shaker"...

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At 00:07:08,573, Character said: ..."Gangster Booty"
and "Put More A***s on That Lass."

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At 00:07:18,172, Character said: My age?

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At 00:07:19,972, Character said: I'm 15.

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At 00:07:23,039, Character said: I need parental permission?
Just a minute, please.

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At 00:07:25,538, Character said: Tell him it's okay.

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At 00:07:30,005, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:07:31,772, Character said: He's over 40.

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At 00:07:37,338, Character said: Why'd you tell him my real age?

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At 00:07:39,004, Character said: They already knew your real age.

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At 00:07:40,804, Character said: They wanted to know your IQ.

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At 00:07:44,371, Character said: But they will play them, right?

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At 00:07:46,205, Character said: Oh, wipe your chin.

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At 00:07:50,004, Character said: Peggy, I just g***t off the phone
with Dr. Angela. She was a great help.

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At 00:07:54,571, Character said: Pig. Here. Watch this.

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At 00:07:57,637, Character said: Fried Green Tomatoes.

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At 00:08:00,637, Character said: Well, what's Mel Tormé
doing in a dress?

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At 00:08:04,604, Character said: That's Kathy Bates, you potted plant.

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At 00:08:07,970, Character said: Anyway, Peggy, Dr. Angela is a gem.

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At 00:08:11,003, Character said: I told her about my fear
of speaking in public...

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At 00:08:13,603, Character said: ...so she asked is there any time
I'm not afraid of speaking.

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At 00:08:16,603, Character said: And I said, "Why, yes.
During s***x I talk, yell, scream--"

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At 00:08:20,436, Character said: Hey, excuse me!

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At 00:08:25,136, Character said: You know, I'm planning
on having dinner later.

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At 00:08:36,203, Character said: Well, I plan on having s***x later...

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At 00:08:38,969, Character said: ...so I guess we'll both
be cooking for ourselves.

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At 00:08:45,035, Character said: Go on, Marcie. You were screaming?

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At 00:08:47,335, Character said: Oh, yes. So Dr. Angela suggested that
I try something called transference.

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At 00:08:52,135, Character said: Whenever I'm gonna have to speak
in a scary setting...

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At 00:08:54,768, Character said: ...I just pretend
I'm in a more relaxed one.

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At 00:08:56,968, Character said: Like my bedroom.
And presto, I can speak in public.

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At 00:09:01,601, Character said: Dr. Angela just told me
I should take a lover.

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At 00:09:04,467, Character said: But I'm afraid we'd wake Al.

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At 00:09:08,068, Character said: Anyway, since you're the one
that helped me through this...

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At 00:09:10,968, Character said: ...it would mean a lot if you...