Married.With.Children.S08E03.Proud.To.Be.Your.Bud.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Azkars_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:01:26,220, Character said: I ** fed out to here
with stupid people.

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At 00:01:31,025, Character said: A customer comes into the diner and
he asked for the Norwegian salmon.

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At 00:01:34,728, Character said: Then he wants to know
if it's fresh.

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At 00:01:36,497, Character said: I said, "Hey, chucklehead,
this is Chicago.

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At 00:01:39,133, Character said: This is not Norwegia, okay?

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At 00:01:42,703, Character said: Nothing is fresh."
Well, I shouldn't say nothing.

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At 00:01:53,414, Character said: -Speaking of nothing, where's Bud?
-Well, it's fall.

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At 00:01:57,885, Character said: So you know another school year
is beginning.

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At 00:02:00,221, Character said: Which means your brother is upstairs
trying on another persona...

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At 00:02:03,324, Character said: ...in hopes of attracting a girl.

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At 00:02:05,759, Character said: He has as much chance
of finding a date...

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At 00:02:07,862, Character said: ...as the cast of Roc does
getting served at Denny's.

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At 00:02:13,100, Character said: I can't wait to see what kind
of Prince Charming...

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At 00:02:15,569, Character said: ...the little frog is gonna try
to mutate into this year.

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At 00:02:35,289, Character said: Let me guess: Billy Ray Bundy.

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At 00:02:39,693, Character said: D***n straight, missy.

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At 00:02:42,396, Character said: Country is in.

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At 00:02:45,399, Character said: Well, then what country are you?

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At 00:02:48,536, Character said: I'm going to ignore that,
human peepshow.

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At 00:02:52,473, Character said: Because this will work.

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At 00:02:54,608, Character said: Now, I've chewed my weight
in Red Man.

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At 00:02:57,378, Character said: I've learned my country sayings...

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At 00:02:59,179, Character said: ...like "ornery"
and "I thought you was 18."

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At 00:03:03,817, Character said: So as I live and barely breathe
in these jeans...

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At 00:03:07,988, Character said: ...I'll be riding
the country charts tonight.

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At 00:03:18,365, Character said: Well, I admit,
it's better than last year.

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At 00:03:20,434, Character said: Remember, he bought that wig,
gained 30 pounds...

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At 00:03:22,736, Character said: ... and called himself
Joey Bud-afuoco?

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At 00:03:36,116, Character said: Peg, I must be hallucinating.

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At 00:03:37,751, Character said: I could have swore
that Yosemite Sam just passed me.

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At 00:03:42,523, Character said: -That was Bud.
-Then it must be fall.

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At 00:03:46,527, Character said: Well, as you know,
I've had a wee peck of trouble...

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At 00:03:49,129, Character said: ...finding a alternator for my Dodge.

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At 00:03:51,365, Character said: Yes, and a deodorant
that your body won't reject.

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At 00:03:55,836, Character said: And a wife that my body won't reject.

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At 00:03:59,673, Character said: Anyway, after painstaking research
to find this part...

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At 00:04:02,977, Character said: ...a bum told me to call
Irv's World of Junk...

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At 00:04:05,813, Character said: ...in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.

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At 00:04:07,648, Character said: So you know what this means?
Means I'm gonna get my part.

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At 00:04:11,018, Character said: All I gotta do is call 800-head-on.

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At 00:04:19,393, Character said: -Welcome to Irv's World of Junk.
-Hey, Irv, it's Al Bundy here. I'd--

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At 00:04:23,564, Character said: If you'd like these instructions
in Spanish...

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At 00:04:26,767, Character said: ...press 1. For French, press 2.

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At 00:04:30,070, Character said: Don't you love these things?

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At 00:04:32,406, Character said: For Cajun, press 4.

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At 00:04:35,843, Character said: And for English, press 5.

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At 00:04:40,514, Character said: You have pressed 5.
You speak English.

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At 00:04:45,853, Character said: If your car is Swedish, press 1.

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At 00:04:50,391, Character said: If your car is Japanese, press 2.

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At 00:04:53,827, Character said: If your car is Japanese,
but made in America...

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At 00:04:58,866, Character said: ...in a patronizing attempt to pretend
we have a viable automobile industry...

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At 00:05:03,871, Character said: ...press 3.

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At 00:05:13,614, Character said: What are the odds of running into
a Native-American-pride parade...

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At 00:05:16,950, Character said: ...marching half a block
from our house?

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At 00:05:20,220, Character said: Bud, you're going about this
all wrong.

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At 00:05:22,322, Character said: Now, you keep trying to change
the clothes that you wear...

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At 00:05:25,292, Character said: ...but what you really need
is a new head...

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At 00:05:27,561, Character said: ...and while you're at it,
a new body to put it on.

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At 00:05:30,964, Character said: No. Thanks for caring,
but this is it for me.

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At 00:05:34,702, Character said: I will neither seek nor accept a date
from any woman for the rest of my life.

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At 00:05:38,539, Character said: Instead, I shall live out the rest
of my days in the basement...

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At 00:05:41,775, Character said: ...as the gnome
you've always said that I was.

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At 00:05:45,145, Character said: Goodbye forever.

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At 00:05:52,720, Character said: Gee, I feel kind of bad.

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At 00:05:55,055, Character said: Well, honey,
you were pretty hard on him.

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At 00:05:57,391, Character said: No, I'm fine with that...

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At 00:05:58,926, Character said: ...but I think I should have told him
there's no third step.

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At 00:06:05,666, Character said: Oh, well, one less plate for lunch.

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At 00:06:10,404, Character said: -Al, Bud is really upset.
-Bud's upset? Listen to this.

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At 00:06:14,575, Character said: If your car is a Pacer, press 61.

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At 00:06:20,080, Character said: If your car is a Studebaker, press 62.

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At 00:06:23,150, Character said: Honey, he said that he is never
dating again...

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At 00:06:26,487, Character said: ...and wants to live in the basement
forever.

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At 00:06:29,189, Character said: Sounds like a good plan.
Wished I'd thought of it.

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At 00:06:32,226, Character said: If your car is a Hudson Hornet,
press 67.

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At 00:06:37,331, Character said: Well, I guess it's time
to hang this outfit with the others.

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At 00:07:03,590, Character said: Buderace.

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At 00:07:07,161, Character said: Thanks a lot for puberty!

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At 00:07:10,731, Character said: I'm staying down here forever!

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At 00:07:13,233, Character said: You hear that, family?

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At 00:07:15,969, Character said: No, don't all come down
at once now.

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At 00:07:26,079, Character said: If you build it, he will come.

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At 00:07:32,252, Character said: That you, Kel?

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At 00:07:34,254, Character said: Mom? Dad?

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At 00:07:37,391, Character said: Buck?

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At 00:07:39,426, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:07:41,395, Character said: Is this how that rainbow-wig guy
g***t started?

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At 00:07:48,669, Character said: If you build it, he will come.

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At 00:07:53,674, Character said: If your car has zero
to 10,000 miles...

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At 00:08:01,982, Character said: ...press 1.

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At 00:08:03,417, Character said: Ten to 20,000 miles, press 2.

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At 00:08:09,723, Character said: -Bud?
-Yeah, Ma?

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At 00:08:13,694, Character said: -What are you doing?
-Building.

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At 00:08:17,064, Character said: -What are you building?
-I don't know.

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At 00:08:23,871, Character said: -So why are you doing it?
-So he'll come.

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At 00:08:33,413, Character said: -So who'll come, dear?
-Him.

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At 00:08:40,520, Character said: I think we should call Janet Reno.
She'll know what to do.

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At 00:08:46,326, Character said: It's gonna be so wonderful, Mom.

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At 00:08:48,495, Character said: Once he gets here, everything's
gonna be much, much better.

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At 00:08:56,236, Character said: Well, honey, if you need anything,
you just let me know, okay?

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At 00:09:02,943, Character said: Move, Kel. Back up the stairs.
Back up the stairs.

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At 00:09:08,649, Character said: If your Dodge has between 100,000
and 200,000 miles...

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At 00:09:13,186, Character said: ...press 11.

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At 00:09:15,255, Character said: Two hundred to 300,000...

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At 00:09:17,758, Character said: ...press 12.

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At 00:09:23,263, Character said: This is all my fault.

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At 00:09:24,765, Character said: I knew when he was a baby, I should
have gotten him a proper sitter.

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At 00:09:29,336, Character said: But, you know, Buck was right there
and the price was right.

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At 00:09:35,142, Character said: Yeah, well, I'm at fault too.
When you said push him to the park...

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At 00:09:38,378, Character said: ...I probably should have put him
in the stroller.

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At 00:09:41,982, Character said: And, you know, I shouldn't have given
him PEZ and said they were vitamins.

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At 00:09:46,353, Character said: Well, I bet girls would have
dated him...

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At 00:09:48,355, Character said: ...if I hadn't told everybody in school
that he only had one buttock.

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At 00:09:52,826, Character said: Well, look, don't worry, honey.
One thing is perfectly clear.

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At 00:09:55,796, Character said: Bud's problems
are all your father's fault.

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At 00:10:00,167, Character said: Al, you gotta do something
about the boy.

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At 00:10:02,202, Character said: Wait a second, Peg,
I've gone this far.

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At 00:10:04,204, Character said: In just a few more minutes
I'm gonna have my alternator now.

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At 00:10:09,142, Character said: If your Dodge is still on the road,
press 1.

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At 00:10:12,746, Character said: If your Dodge is on blocks, press 2.

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At 00:10:17,050, Character said: If your Dodge is on fire...

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At 00:10:20,587, Character said: ...press 3.

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At 00:10:28,829, Character said: Bud, it's 1:00.
Do you wanna come to bed?

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At 00:10:33,266, Character said: Thanks, Mom.
I'm on a tight schedule here.

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At 00:10:37,337, Character said: I see.

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