Married.With.Children.S08E04.Luck.Of.The.Bundys.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Azkars_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:01:27,052, Character said: -Hi, Al. How was work?
-Horrible, Peg.

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At 00:01:29,488, Character said: -I fell off a ladder and I hurt my--
-Well, that's nice.

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At 00:01:33,492, Character said: Because I want you in a good mood.

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At 00:01:35,294, Character said: Honey, I bought a new dress.
How do you like it?

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At 00:01:41,400, Character said: Well, I don't know, Peg.
I'd have to see it without you in it.

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At 00:01:46,100, Character said: What do you need a new dress for?

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At 00:01:47,867, Character said: There's nobody inside the TV
looking at you.

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At 00:01:52,367, Character said: Well, I bought it so I'd be ready.

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At 00:01:54,401, Character said: See? My horoscope says:
"Buy a new dress.

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At 00:01:58,367, Character said: You're about to embark on a new and
unique undertaking." Isn't that great?

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At 00:02:02,833, Character said: Well, the undertaking
has a kind of a nice ring to it.

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At 00:02:07,098, Character said: But Peg, I don't believe
in horoscopes.

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At 00:02:10,198, Character said: And yet you believe in a 19-year-old
in Playboy pouring honey on her tush...

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At 00:02:14,763, Character said: ...is really interested
in saving the environment.

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At 00:02:17,261, Character said: I never said I believed her...

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At 00:02:18,993, Character said: ...just that I supported her
and loved her very much.

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At 00:02:24,591, Character said: Let's just do your horoscope, Magoo.

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At 00:02:27,688, Character said: Now when's your birthday?

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At 00:02:33,584, Character said: It's two months after yours.

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At 00:02:35,349, Character said: The only difference
is that I have mine every year.

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At 00:02:39,346, Character said: Look, Al, you're a Cancer.

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At 00:02:44,542, Character said: Right back at you.

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At 00:02:48,337, Character said: Honey, you have
an amazing horoscope.

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At 00:02:51,035, Character said: It says-- Now brace yourself.

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At 00:02:54,132, Character said: "Good luck's a-coming."

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At 00:02:56,829, Character said: Oh, well, that's a-different.

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At 00:03:00,991, Character said: I always thought horoscopes
were a lot of hooey...

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At 00:03:03,355, Character said: ...but after hearing
"good luck's a-coming"...

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At 00:03:06,185, Character said: ...I realize they're based
on hard scientific data.

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At 00:03:09,781, Character said: Tell me, does it say
anything in there...

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At 00:03:11,812, Character said: ...about "The wife is a-leaving"?

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At 00:03:20,368, Character said: "And the kids are a-with her"?

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At 00:03:26,793, Character said: Hey, Daddy.

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At 00:03:34,483, Character said: Daddy, I'm afraid I have
bad news for you.

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At 00:03:36,979, Character said: Well, pumpkin, that can't be.

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At 00:03:41,174, Character said: The horror with the scope here says,
"Good luck's a-coming."

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At 00:03:47,499, Character said: The health inspector's closing
the diner for two days.

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At 00:03:50,561, Character said: -Well, that's not so bad.
-Well, then they're tearing it down.

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At 00:03:55,054, Character said: Can you believe it? I'm unemployed.

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At 00:03:56,919, Character said: And it's all because
of those stupid raisin cookies.

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At 00:04:00,647, Character said: What, the raisin cookies
you were getting me free every day?

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At 00:04:04,908, Character said: Yeah. You know, it turns out that only
half the raisins were actually raisins.

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At 00:04:18,057, Character said: Well, what was the other half?

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At 00:04:21,218, Character said: Oh, believe me, Daddy,
you do not wanna know.

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At 00:04:25,678, Character said: Oh, well, I guess I'm out of a J-O-D.

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At 00:04:30,606, Character said: All right. Well, now I guess you won't
have enough money to move O-U-L.

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At 00:04:36,897, Character said: Well, not necessarily.

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At 00:04:38,496, Character said: One of the guys from the extermination
company that deloused me...

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At 00:04:43,289, Character said: ...remembered me as the Verminator
and want me to be their local mascot.

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At 00:04:47,184, Character said: Here's the part
that's important to you.

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At 00:04:49,181, Character said: You're going to tell me what the
other half of those raisins were?

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At 00:04:53,609, Character said: I can't, Daddy. The guys from
the Atomic Energy Commission...

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At 00:04:56,573, Character said: ...said mum's the word on this one.

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At 00:04:59,968, Character said: Anyway...

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At 00:05:02,366, Character said: ...the good news is,
I'll be making more than at the diner...

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At 00:05:05,428, Character said: ...and I'll be able to move
sooner than I thought.

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At 00:05:08,225, Character said: Well, I'd better get busy.

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At 00:05:09,591, Character said: I'm under court order
to burn this uniform.

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At 00:05:14,052, Character said: -Remember to take it off first, honey.
-Oh, thanks, Mom.

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At 00:05:20,180, Character said: All right, now won't you admit
that your horoscope is right?

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At 00:05:23,609, Character said: -Good luck is a-coming.
-Come on, Peg.

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At 00:05:27,039, Character said: Even if Kelly does leave,
Bud'll still be here.

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At 00:05:29,337, Character said: Having only one kid is like having
only one noose around your neck.

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At 00:05:44,756, Character said: Family, good news.

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At 00:05:47,654, Character said: I pledged a fraternity today...

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At 00:05:49,320, Character said: ...and if I'm accepted
I'm moving to the frat house.

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At 00:05:51,851, Character said: Al, did you hear that?

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At 00:05:54,783, Character said: I can't believe it.
I'm finally gonna be a cool frat dude.

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At 00:05:59,546, Character said: I'll have respect. I'll have honor.

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At 00:06:02,444, Character said: I'll be my own man.

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At 00:06:07,008, Character said: Dad, can I have some money?

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At 00:06:11,040, Character said: I gotta go buy a tutu
with a trap door in it.

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At 00:06:14,238, Character said: They're gonna spank me on the corner
of 5th and Main for my initiation.

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At 00:06:19,936, Character said: Make me proud, son.

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At 00:06:21,901, Character said: Bula bula, big guy.

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At 00:06:26,133, Character said: -Do you realize what this means?
-Yes, Peg, I do.

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At 00:06:29,332, Character said: After Bud's arrested, all four of us will
have a record for indecent exposure.

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At 00:06:33,964, Character said: Honey, why is it so hard
for you to admit...

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At 00:06:36,230, Character said: ...that you're having good luck?

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At 00:06:38,930, Character said: Peg, have you ever heard
of the Bundy curse?

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At 00:06:42,162, Character said: You mean that foot odor thing?

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At 00:06:47,396, Character said: The other curse.

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At 00:06:49,728, Character said: See, the minute a Bundy
starts having good luck...

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At 00:06:52,162, Character said: ...he immediately starts to build up
an equal amount of bad luck.

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At 00:06:56,228, Character said: It's simple Bundy-nomics.

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At 00:06:59,895, Character said: For example...

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At 00:07:01,329, Character said: ...when I was 18 and scored
four touchdowns in one game...

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At 00:07:04,562, Character said: ...I became the greatest football
player in the history of Polk High.

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At 00:07:08,562, Character said: And what bad thing
happened after that?

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At 00:07:15,798, Character said: Like I'm the one that said,
"Al, show no ambition.

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At 00:07:19,132, Character said: We can live off of your income
of rocks and leaves."

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At 00:07:23,700, Character said: There is nothing wrong
with having good luck.

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At 00:07:26,135, Character said: Yes, there is. And you know what's
worse than a Bundy having good luck?

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At 00:07:30,170, Character said: A Bundy wearing Speedos
while having good luck?

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At 00:07:38,440, Character said: Good guess, Peg. No.

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At 00:07:40,741, Character said: A Bundy admitting
he's having good luck...

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At 00:07:42,944, Character said: ...because that's
when the bad luck starts.

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At 00:07:45,778, Character said: Look, I don't care what you say.
Good luck is a-coming.

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At 00:07:53,016, Character said: -Peg, you won't believe this.
-I know, Al.

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At 00:07:55,651, Character said: A fat woman came
in the shoe store today.

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At 00:07:59,021, Character said: No, actually, an attractive woman
came in today.

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At 00:08:02,057, Character said: Nothing but attractive women
came in today.

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At 00:08:06,060, Character said: So, what you're trying to say
is that you had a good day?

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At 00:08:09,730, Character said: No! You know I can't say that.

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At 00:08:12,366, Character said: It was okay, that's all.

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At 00:08:17,738, Character said: I hit every green light.

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At 00:08:21,075, Character said: All the songs on the oldie station
were some of my all-time favorites.

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At 00:08:25,546, Character said: A cop pulled me over
and told me my taillight was out.

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At 00:08:28,615, Character said: Gave me his.

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At 00:08:35,223, Character said: But I wouldn't say it was a good day.

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At 00:08:37,792, Character said: Well, here's some more good news
you won't wanna hear about.

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At 00:08:40,763, Character said: It seems that Kelly is gonna
appear as the Verminator...

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At 00:08:43,667, Character said: ...at Bud's homecoming rally.

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At 00:08:45,635, Character said: A few more gigs like this
and she will be able to move out soon.

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At 00:08:49,007, Character said: Yeah, well, how about Bud?
He didn't get in that fraternity, did he?

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At 00:08:52,644, Character said: No. Fraternities have standards
and they have traditions, you know?

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At 00:09:05,596, Character said: Gamma gamma sigma pi

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At 00:09:08,299, Character said: Gonna, gonna get some thigh

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At 00:09:14,642, Character said: I'm in.

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At 00:09:15,910, Character said: Words a male Bundy
has never uttered before.

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At 00:09:23,955, Character said: It's gonna be...