Married.With.Children.S08E01.A.Tisket.A.Tasket.Can.Peggy.Make.A.Basket.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Azkars_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:01:16,339, Character said: And in science news, researchers say
it may be true that after several years...

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At 00:01:21,853, Character said: ...dogs and their masters
begin to look alike.

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At 00:01:26,371, Character said: Yeah, right.

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At 00:01:34,943, Character said: Hi, son.

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At 00:01:41,655, Character said: Over here, Mom.

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At 00:01:43,915, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

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At 00:01:45,809, Character said: Your father'll be home soon,
and he'll be looking for dinner.

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At 00:01:49,065, Character said: Tell him I hope he finds it.

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At 00:01:52,356, Character said: I'm just going over to Marcie's.

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At 00:01:54,151, Character said: But you'll miss
Dad's latest episode...

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At 00:01:56,045, Character said: ...of A Fat Woman Came
into the Shoe Store Today.

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At 00:01:59,203, Character said: Actually, I already know how it ends.

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At 00:02:01,198, Character said: He doesn't get the sale or a life.

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At 00:02:05,121, Character said: Peg.

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At 00:02:14,430, Character said: Bud.

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At 00:02:17,556, Character said: Over here, Dad.

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At 00:02:20,415, Character said: I'm sorry, son. Guess what happened
today at the shoe store.

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At 00:02:24,007, Character said: Did a fat woman come in?

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At 00:02:27,001, Character said: Enormous.

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At 00:02:30,061, Character said: Wow, that was a spine-tingler.

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At 00:02:32,688, Character said: Much better than yesterday's, "A fat
woman walked past the shoe store."

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At 00:02:37,710, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, Peg.
I must have forgot my manners.

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At 00:02:40,239, Character said: How'd you do at work today?

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At 00:02:45,528, Character said: I see.

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At 00:02:47,690, Character said: This woman comes in,
and she is so fat...

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At 00:02:50,085, Character said: ...she actually has three smaller women
orbiting around her.

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At 00:02:58,237, Character said: So I'm trying to force a pair
of size-13 shoes on her Jurassic feet...

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At 00:03:04,693, Character said: ...when she says to me
that her husband just left her.

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At 00:03:08,254, Character said: The plot thins.

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At 00:03:11,449, Character said: Pardon me, son, let's hear
about your day at work today.

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At 00:03:15,675, Character said: That's interesting.

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At 00:03:17,140, Character said: So this woman's telling me
about how her husband left her.

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At 00:03:20,002, Character said: And she reaches into her purse...

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At 00:03:21,900, Character said: ...moves aside the pastrami sub...

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At 00:03:24,829, Character said: ...and produces
two $500 courtside tickets...

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At 00:03:28,790, Character said: ...to tonight's
All-Star Charity Basketball Game.

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At 00:03:35,515, Character said: The one to send overprivileged
white kids to basketball camp?

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At 00:03:39,244, Character said: Hands Across the Suburbs?
She gave you these tickets?

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At 00:03:41,907, Character said: Sold them to me for $1 apiece,
which I didn't have--

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At 00:03:44,571, Character said: And, Peg, thank you for that.

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At 00:03:46,869, Character said: --but which I was able to borrow
at the mall fountain...

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At 00:03:51,896, Character said: ...and the charity mint box.

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At 00:03:56,425, Character said: So Jerry Lewis can't afford Rip Taylor
this Labor Day.

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At 00:04:02,187, Character said: Now it's just a matter
of who I go with.

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At 00:04:04,385, Character said: -Well--
-No.

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At 00:04:06,083, Character said: And it's not because
I don't love you like a son, Buck.

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At 00:04:09,747, Character said: -Bud.
-Whatever.

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At 00:04:13,011, Character said: It's just that you can do
nothing for me.

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At 00:04:15,142, Character said: Now, see, these are power seats.
I need to talk somebody with influence.

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At 00:04:20,605, Character said: I wonder what the doorman
at the nudie bar's doing tonight.

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At 00:04:25,369, Character said: Well, it's fall.
Maybe he's taking his shower.

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At 00:04:30,132, Character said: Call him, Bud, he's on speed dial,
listed under Grandma.

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At 00:04:36,263, Character said: Peggy.

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At 00:04:44,791, Character said: Do I have the most romantic husband
or what?

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At 00:04:47,557, Character said: -Guess where he's taking me tonight.
-On the kitchen table?

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At 00:04:53,155, Character said: Better. He's taking me to see
The Captain and Tennille Unplugged.

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At 00:05:01,385, Character said: Gee, you would've thought somebody
would've plugged them by now.

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At 00:05:06,251, Character said: -It's their big reunion concert.
-Guess who's opening for them.

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At 00:05:09,583, Character said: The Carpenter?

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At 00:05:15,315, Character said: You saw it in the paper.

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At 00:05:18,182, Character said: Yeah, these reunion concerts
are great.

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At 00:05:20,115, Character said: They stir memories
of the good times you had...

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At 00:05:22,414, Character said: ...with the woman
you've always loved...

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At 00:05:24,381, Character said: ...and the great times you had
with the women you barely knew.

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At 00:05:31,414, Character said: I honestly can't think of another place
I'd rather be tonight.

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At 00:05:42,348, Character said: Please take me, Al.
Please. Please.

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At 00:05:47,348, Character said: -What are those tickets to?
-Basketball.

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At 00:05:49,848, Character said: What a snore.

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At 00:05:51,515, Character said: It may not have the same
excitement...

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At 00:05:53,648, Character said: ...of "My Daddy Saw My Behind"
on Oprah Week...

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At 00:05:58,449, Character said: ...but it gives me a reason to live.

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At 00:06:01,549, Character said: I want a reason too, Al.
What'll it take?

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At 00:06:04,350, Character said: -What have you g***t?
-Marcie's Discover Card.

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At 00:06:08,251, Character said: I'm over the limit on her Visa.

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At 00:06:11,185, Character said: You're gonna be over the limit
on your health insurance deductible...

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At 00:06:15,186, Character said: ...if we're not arm-in-arm singing
"Muskrat Love" in a couple hours.

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At 00:06:21,187, Character said: -I can't go, Al.
-I didn't invite you.

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At 00:06:25,989, Character said: Al, how come we never go
to concerts?

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At 00:06:28,556, Character said: It's because we don't like
the same people.

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At 00:06:31,624, Character said: For instance, you like you.

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At 00:06:36,858, Character said: Peg, I can promise you...

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At 00:06:38,292, Character said: ...the day they put Captain and Tennille
on a life-support system...

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At 00:06:41,593, Character said: ...we'll be among the first
to see them unplugged.

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At 00:06:49,897, Character said: Well, if we didn't need them for s***x,
they'd make great compost.

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At 00:06:54,098, Character said: Well, in that case,
you can grind mine up right now.

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At 00:06:58,433, Character said: Oh, Al, what is the big deal about
going to a basketball game anyway?

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At 00:07:02,501, Character said: I mean, you watch it on TV
all the time.

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At 00:07:04,669, Character said: Because there's nothing like
being there in person.

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At 00:07:07,437, Character said: This All-Star Game
is a once-a-year thing.

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At 00:07:09,838, Character said: I mean, it transcends basketball.
It's limos....

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At 00:07:12,706, Character said: -It's bright lights.
-Celebrities.

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At 00:07:15,007, Character said: Celebrities?
There's gonna be celebrities?

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At 00:07:17,675, Character said: No, Peg. I meant celeries.

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At 00:07:21,410, Character said: Celeries is the official vegetable
of the NBA.

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At 00:07:27,513, Character said: Al, I think I wanna go to this game.

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At 00:07:29,381, Character said: Peg, can't go.
Achmed the doorman is going.

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At 00:07:34,650, Character said: Dad, Achmed can't make it.

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At 00:07:36,284, Character said: It's Silicone Madness Night
at the nudie bar.

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At 00:07:43,621, Character said: -Tonight? D***n!
-Tonight? D***n!

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At 00:07:48,657, Character said: Well, then it's settled. I'm going.

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At 00:07:50,724, Character said: You can't, Peg. There's a league rule.
No women allowed.

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At 00:08:02,864, Character said: I'm gonna be late.
I'm going to the All-Star Game tonight.

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At 00:08:06,333, Character said: Wait a second.

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At 00:08:07,900, Character said: -How did you get a ticket?
-I don't need a ticket.

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At 00:08:11,335, Character said: I'm young, available
and I look like this.

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At 00:08:18,105, Character said: Kel, Kel.
When are you gonna give up?

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At 00:08:21,240, Character said: Every year you try to marry
a basketball player...

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At 00:08:23,675, Character said: ...and every year you just get older.

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At 00:08:26,243, Character said: And another crop of girls turn 18.

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At 00:08:28,678, Character said: Soon you're gonna be
girding your loose loins in leather...

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At 00:08:31,545, Character said: ...and sitting in the pathetically-past-
their-prime section with Dyan Cannon.

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At 00:08:37,815, Character said: Ho, ho, Pimple-stiltskin.

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At 00:08:41,483, Character said: By the way, the Eagle Scouts called,
your merit badge in celibacy came in.

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At 00:08:47,953, Character said: If I'm not back tonight,
then my mission was accomplished...

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At 00:08:50,955, Character said: ...and you may forever refer to me
as Mrs. Vlade Divac.

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At 00:08:59,992, Character said: So, Al, what do you think
I should wear to the game tonight?

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At 00:09:05,560, Character said: Peg, you can wear your robe
and your bonbon bib for all I care...

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At 00:09:09,562, Character said: ...because you're absolutely,
positively staying home!

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At 00:09:23,300, Character said: Now, isn't this fun?

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At 00:09:35,638, Character said: Look, Al. It's my very own
Patrick Ewing groin-pull doll.

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At 00:09:44,840, Character said: That's nice, Peg. At least
you won't be doing that to me now.

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