Married.With.Children.S08E02.Hood.In.The.Boyz.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Azkars_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:01:25,628, Character said: Hi, Peggy.

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At 00:01:27,095, Character said: We just came by to borrow
some lawn chairs.

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At 00:01:32,496, Character said: Jefferson's taking me to the beach.

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At 00:01:34,729, Character said: The beach, huh?

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At 00:01:36,296, Character said: Gee, I can't remember the last time
Al took me to the beach.

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At 00:01:39,464, Character said: Can't remember
the last time Al took me.

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At 00:01:42,498, Character said: -Sure as hell wasn't at the beach.
-Oh, Peggy.

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At 00:01:45,866, Character said: It's such a shame you didn't marry
into your own species.

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At 00:01:50,933, Character said: Vertebrates love to go places
with their wives.

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At 00:01:53,933, Character said: -Take Jefferson.
-Like you wouldn't want him back.

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At 00:01:59,034, Character said: For example, I meant.

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At 00:02:00,835, Character said: In the book that I g***t him,
The Woman Is Always Right...

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At 00:02:08,870, Character said: ...Jefferson has learned the ABC's
of any good marriage are--

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At 00:02:12,670, Character said: Appreciation, balance
and consideration.

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At 00:02:16,304, Character said: Well, you know, Al believes
in the ABC's of a good marriage too.

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At 00:02:20,639, Character said: Only his are air conditioning, beer...

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At 00:02:23,440, Character said: ...and "Could you shut up so I can
enjoy my air conditioning and beer?"

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At 00:02:36,243, Character said: Come on, Marcie,
your stuff's in the garage.

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At 00:02:39,776, Character said: Al, how come you never take me
to the beach?

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At 00:02:43,644, Character said: What's the point?
You'd just find your way back.

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At 00:02:49,178, Character said: I really wish
you two were coming with us.

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At 00:02:51,478, Character said: I hate seeing Al shirtless
as much as anyone...

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At 00:02:53,979, Character said: ...but there's no better way
to keep the flies off the food.

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At 00:03:01,580, Character said: On the bright side,
there's no lifeguard...

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At 00:03:03,681, Character said: ...that would give her
mouth-to-beak resuscitation.

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At 00:03:07,781, Character said: Hey, guess what happened to me today
at the shoe store.

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At 00:03:10,516, Character said: A cop came in,
gave you a ticket for loitering?

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At 00:03:14,717, Character said: So no friends at all
are enough for you now?

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At 00:03:18,484, Character said: -I'm sorry, Al. Go ahead.
-Okay.

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At 00:03:22,252, Character said: Jefferson, was there ever a girl
in your life...

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At 00:03:25,119, Character said: ...that you were so nuts about, so crazy
for, so unbelievably in love with...

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At 00:03:29,753, Character said: ...that you would do anything
she asked you?

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At 00:03:32,320, Character said: Yes, Marcie.

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At 00:03:35,787, Character said: Really?

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At 00:03:37,988, Character said: Yep. Marcie McGuire,
my third grade teacher.

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At 00:03:42,289, Character said: I remember she used to wear
this certain skirt...

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At 00:03:44,756, Character said: ...and sometimes if there was a lot
of static electricity in the air it would--

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At 00:03:48,924, Character said: Jefferson, this is my story.

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At 00:03:55,591, Character said: What would it do?

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At 00:03:58,058, Character said: Cling to her bottom.

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At 00:04:03,894, Character said: Anyway, there I was
in the shoe store...

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At 00:04:06,561, Character said: ...and guess who I heard from?

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At 00:04:08,194, Character said: Mary Ellen Listfield.

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At 00:04:10,362, Character said: My Marcie McGuire.

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At 00:04:12,695, Character said: You should've seen her.

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At 00:04:14,062, Character said: She was the most beautiful girl in
the neighborhood. I was so in love.

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At 00:04:18,530, Character said: So...

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At 00:04:21,164, Character said: ...did you do her?

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At 00:04:24,298, Character said: You're a toad,
you know that, Jefferson?

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At 00:04:27,198, Character said: Why would I say I was in love with her
if I ever had s***x with her?

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At 00:04:38,367, Character said: Good point, Al. You're right.
So go ahead. What happened?

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At 00:04:41,168, Character said: Well, she went off to college...

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At 00:04:44,202, Character said: ...but before she went I told her
if she ever needed anything to call.

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At 00:04:48,136, Character said: -And today she did.
-So now you're gonna do her.

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At 00:04:52,570, Character said: My doing days are over, Jefferson.

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At 00:04:54,803, Character said: I'm done.

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At 00:05:02,272, Character said: But get this.

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At 00:05:03,739, Character said: She's back in the neighborhood
running her father's old soda shop.

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At 00:05:06,973, Character said: Now, a few kids in the neighborhood
are giving her a bad time.

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At 00:05:10,107, Character said: So I'm gonna go
straighten things out.

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At 00:05:12,541, Character said: -What're you gonna tell Peggy?
-Same thing I've told her my whole life.

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At 00:05:23,110, Character said: That what I do
is none of her d***n business!

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At 00:05:32,545, Character said: Al, Al, Al.

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At 00:05:34,945, Character said: Have you ever read the book:

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At 00:05:37,213, Character said: The Man Is Always Right?

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At 00:05:40,180, Character said: No. Wife wouldn't let me.

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At 00:05:43,281, Character said: Well, in the chapter titled,
"My God, Is She Still Here?"...

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At 00:05:49,782, Character said: ...it states that the longer
a couple has been married...

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At 00:05:52,615, Character said: ...the less likely a man
can hide anything from his wife.

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At 00:05:56,516, Character said: There hasn't been a woman made yet
smart enough to read Al Bundy.

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At 00:06:01,350, Character said: Hi, Peg.

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At 00:06:03,585, Character said: What're you hiding?

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At 00:06:06,752, Character said: -I was at the shoe store today when--
-When, when...

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At 00:06:10,619, Character said: ...when he realized
that he hasn't taken you...

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At 00:06:13,086, Character said: ...on that second honeymoon
that you've always dreamed of.

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At 00:06:15,887, Character said: And now he is.

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At 00:06:18,154, Character said: -Now I **?
-Oh, Al, you are?

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At 00:06:21,488, Character said: -You really do care.
-But Peg, I don't. I swear that I don't.

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At 00:06:26,089, Character said: I gotta go tell Marcie.

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At 00:06:38,325, Character said: Okay, I know what you're thinking.

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At 00:06:41,126, Character said: Then why aren't you
crossing your legs?

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At 00:06:50,328, Character said: Look, Al, don't you get it?

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At 00:06:52,161, Character said: Now she can't suspect anything.

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At 00:06:54,562, Character said: All you do is you just go get
a hotel near the old neighborhood...

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At 00:06:58,596, Character said: ...and after you take care of business,
then you can go take care of business.

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At 00:07:04,997, Character said: But that means
I have to s***x with my wife.

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At 00:07:09,331, Character said: Hey. Sometimes if you wanna win
the war you have to burn the village.

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At 00:07:19,700, Character said: Al, this is so exciting.

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At 00:07:22,134, Character said: Look at this room.

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At 00:07:23,935, Character said: Look at this bed.

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At 00:07:25,935, Character said: And it's even made.

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At 00:07:28,902, Character said: Our second honeymoon.

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At 00:07:30,802, Character said: Just you and me together
for the whole weekend.

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At 00:07:43,738, Character said: Gee, Al, I wish
you could feel my heart.

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At 00:07:46,105, Character said: I wish I could feel your throat.

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At 00:07:51,973, Character said: But enough foreplay.

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At 00:07:54,107, Character said: This is our honeymoon and I say we
shouldn't waste another minute of it.

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At 00:07:57,808, Character said: Oh, baby.

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At 00:08:00,509, Character said: Well, I haven't seen you like this
since Ginger week on Gilligan's Island.

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At 00:08:06,243, Character said: So, what'd you have in mind?

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At 00:08:09,010, Character said: First we get out of these clothes...

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At 00:08:10,811, Character said: ...and then start things off
with a good, long, hard nap.

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At 00:08:15,545, Character said: -Nap?
-Yes, Peg. Just you and me.

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At 00:08:17,579, Character said: -Or better yet, just you.
-But, Al, I wanted to fool around.

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At 00:08:22,047, Character said: Oh, Peg, that'd be just like
our first honeymoon.

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At 00:08:26,380, Character said: Well, not if we fool around together.

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At 00:08:35,115, Character said: -Just a quickie, Al.
-Peg.

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At 00:08:37,716, Character said: Please, just a quickie. I promise.
And then I'll go right to sleep.

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At 00:08:43,650, Character said: Oh, all right.

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At 00:08:45,651, Character said: But make it quick
because I'm not in the mood--

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At 00:09:12,723, Character said: -Hey, buddy, can you help me out?
-No, sorry, I already gave at the wife.

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At 00:09:27,460, Character said: I'm here to see Mary Ellen.

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At 00:09:30,327, Character said: Oh, she's upstairs.

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At 00:09:32,161, Character said: -Hey, aren't you Al Bundy?
-Himself.

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At 00:09:37,429, Character said: -How'd you know?
-Everybody knows you, Mr. Bundy.

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At 00:09:44,630, Character said: That's the thing about coming home,
they never forget you.

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At 00:10:00,033, Character said: Say, little girl, you look familiar.

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At 00:10:02,367, Character said: You wouldn't happen to be
Mary Ellen's daughter, by any chance?

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At 00:10:06,468, Character said: Me? No. I'm Jackie, her niece.

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At 00:10:09,568, Character said: Yes! I knew it.

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At 00:10:12,436, Character said: My dream girl's still untouched.

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At 00:10:15,036, Character said: All Aunt Mary's kids are grown.

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At 00:10:18,837, Character said: Oh, well, what did you expect...

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At 00:10:20,770, Character said: ...the same little virgin
you used to walk to school?

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