Outrageous Fortune s06e05 The Power To Seduce.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,999 --> 00:00:04,You'd be registered with the IRD as self
-employed math art therapist.

00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:09,And I'd be like your agent, doing admin,
bookings, promotion.

00:00:09,441 --> 00:00:11,They're not your girls anymore.

00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:12,They're mine.

00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,Sneaky bitch.

00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,We need to keep our businesses totally
separate.

00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:17,Agreed.

00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,I'd hate to see a cute guy like you end
up in jail.

00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,I really want to get you off, Sam.

00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:24,Look, I just wanted to say, uh, you did
okay.

00:00:24,631 --> 00:00:25,Thanks.

00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,You're sweet on him, mate. You're
crushing on your lawyer. I'm not

00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:29,my lawyer. It's professional.

00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:30,Yes, you are.

00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:32,Two dates, man.

00:00:32,631 --> 00:00:34,Three, if you get on the first.

00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,Sweet. So how's it going?

00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,Oh, pretty awesome.

00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:40,She likes stock cars.

00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,Sure. Indeed.

00:00:41,691 --> 00:00:43,And what?

00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:44,After the stock cars.

00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,Good night, man.

00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,Stock car's a choice.

00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,There they were.

00:00:54,370 --> 00:00:55,Thanks.

00:00:58,850 --> 00:00:59,Night.

00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,Night.

00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:03,And after that?

00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:07,She likes go -kart racing too.

00:01:07,471 --> 00:01:08,Thanks, man.

00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:10,I had a great time.

00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:11,Yeah.

00:01:11,430 --> 00:01:14,Um, sorry about running you off the
track.

00:01:14,690 --> 00:01:16,Happens when you go -kart racing?

00:01:16,730 --> 00:01:17,Yeah.

00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:19,Yeah, it does, eh?

00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,Good night, Ben.

00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,Anyway,

00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:31,how are things with you and Casey?

00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:33,Yeah, you know.

00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,Still not getting any, eh?

00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:41,Yeah. Maybe it's because she's worried
that the Mighty Munt will knock your

00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:42,unconscious before it's even born.

00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:46,Bro, how would I know the reason when
she's never there to tell me the reason?

00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:48,You know, it takes two to have s***x, man.

00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:50,Paro -one in my world, brother.

00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:54,So two whole dates and still nothing.

00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:55,Three if you get the first.

00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:57,Not even a stink finger.

00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:58,Not even a tick rib.

00:01:58,530 --> 00:01:59,Unheard of.

00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:02,She's out of my league, bro.

00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:06,Three whole dates, bro. She's g***t to be
into you.

00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:10,Not even a stink finger, man. Explain
that.

00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:11,Bro,

00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:16,she's one of those ghost low chicks that
you don't normally date. So you've g***t

00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:18,to open yourself up to her.

00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:21,You know, show her the real you, bro.
Tell her how you feel about her.

00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:26,Right, and then she'll open herself up
to me.

00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:28,And if that don't work, Brooke?

00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:33,What was that little thing?

00:02:35,130 --> 00:02:36,Mahesha magic, my friend.

00:02:36,651 --> 00:02:38,No way.

00:02:38,430 --> 00:02:42,Straight from the Mahia Peninsula via
the Raj and me to you.

00:02:43,150 --> 00:02:45,Because one of us needs to be having
s***x.

00:02:46,070 --> 00:02:49,Guaranteed to make any chick hornier
than Karina Balani on Benny Day.

00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:52,You want to smoke some now?

00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,Not me, bro. Yeah.

00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:55,Oh, yeah, right.

00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,I get wet when you call us that.

00:03:30,221 --> 00:03:32,Whatever spins your wheels, Rochelle,
flat white.

00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,Please. And a decaf latte.

00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,F***k, I f***g miss caffeine.

00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:38,Clearly. Ready to work, lady?

00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:39,What have you g***t?

00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,Kelly's Fine Autos.

00:03:41,761 --> 00:03:45,Oh, down in Fidel Crescent. I always
knew they were dodgy. Actually, they're

00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:49,client. I have a number of clients with
leasing deals on luxury vehicles that

00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,have fallen behind on their payment.
Bring it on.

00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:54,Booty call goes in, we get the
outstanding payment, or we take the car

00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,Oh, my God.

00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,They've g***t Ferraris here.

00:03:58,570 --> 00:04:01,I would come all over the seat if I g***t
to drive a Ferrari.

00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:05,Well, it's a good thing that it's not a
Ferrari. We've g***t one car to either get

00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:07,back or get the money. It's a test job.

00:04:07,991 --> 00:04:09,What, they doubt her?

00:04:09,410 --> 00:04:12,We clear this one up and in 48 hours we
get the gig for the rest.

00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:15,48 hours? Like that Eddie Murphy movie
when he didn't s***k so much?

00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:21,Yeah. The guy is saying that the car has
been stolen and it's a problem with the

00:04:21,769 --> 00:04:22,insurance company.

00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:23,Yeah, yeah, right.

00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:27,Exactly. But listen, we get this right.

00:04:27,371 --> 00:04:30,And plenty more business will come our
way.

00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,You understand?

00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:32,Good as done. Good.

00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,Go get him, girls.

00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,I have to go to work now. I'll alert the
media.

00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,I'm covering for Wayne. You told us that
already.

00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,You know, just while he visits Mark.

00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,I guess he can fix all your screw -ups
when he gets back.

00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:52,Okay, say goodbye to Mummy.

00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:54,She has important things to do all day.

00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,If anyone gives you grief, it totally
tops. You rip their hair out.

00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,Not ideal parenting.

00:04:59,011 --> 00:05:00,You ready?

00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,Ready when you are, sunshine.

00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,Where are you going? Just out of
interest.

00:05:05,851 --> 00:05:09,Legally sanctioned community work. You
know that. I know your bullshit excuse.

00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,Sorting books for the blind. As if.

00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,I was talking about him.

00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:17,He's dropping us off. Yeah. Then I
dropped Jane off at daycare. A routine

00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,followed for some days now. Well, ever
since Ted and I started sorting books

00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:23,the blind. You should have thought you'd
be happy Ted's parole officer has

00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:24,allowed him to work to contribute.

00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,You don't exactly hurry back here after
all these rock -offs.

00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:28,I've g***t stuff going on.

00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:29,What stuff?

00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,I thought we had a my business, your
business cone of silence thing here.

00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:46,What's this guy's name?

00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,Quentin Bates.

00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:49,Quentin, how gay is that?

00:06:01,591 --> 00:06:03,Is that real?

00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,It is real. No, I just wear it because I
get the more flaky look.

00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,How do my t***s look?

00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:08,Oh, well.

00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,Who the f***k are you?

00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,Hi, is that Quentin?

00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:13,What's the note?

00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:15,I'm Casey.

00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,My friend Rochelle.

00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:18,We're from Booty Call.

00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,What's that?

00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,It would be so much easier to explain if
we came inside.

00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:24,Why?

00:06:25,340 --> 00:06:26,It just would be.

00:06:26,391 --> 00:06:27,It's okay.

00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,We're nice.

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