Outrageous Fortune s06e15 Desperate Undertakings Subtitles

00:00:01,139 --> 00:00:04,I don't know how you did it, Pascal, but
you are up here, and I can't get rid of

00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,it. Hey, dog, guess where I'm calling
from.

00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:08,Everyone, Mum's back in Auckland.

00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:12,I know it's the wrong thing, even though
I love you and that's the right thing.

00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,You have to do the right thing.

00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:18,You are the most amazing woman I have
met in such a long time. Not that I met

00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:21,you. I love you, and you are... Enjoy.

00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,You're on now.

00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,Back off, man. I ** calling a cop.

00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,Joy, here goes it.

00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,To Russia.

00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:36,And this is much dollars. I must marry
you.

00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:42,Okay, you ready?

00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,Yes. Come up here. Okay.

00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,Okay. Close your eyes.

00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:50,Close your... Yeah.

00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:52,Okay.

00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,What is?

00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:04,That.

00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,$600. For you. You can take it.

00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,Why you do this?

00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:16,Okay. I've been working real hard. Like,
every job I could get.

00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,You give this to Roy.

00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,And then we get to go.

00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:26,You and me.

00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:31,You think me prosti?

00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,A hooker? No!

00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,F***k! No, no, no, no, no! Look, listen.

00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:43,You give this to Roy, and Roy, uh, he
makes you free.

00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,Um, sublovnya.

00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:47,Sublovnya? Ha!

00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,Sublovnya! But, yeah.

00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,He's good.

00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,Free! Yeah!

00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,And then we, you and me, we'll get
married.

00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,You and me.

00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,I must marry Roy.

00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,No. Yep.

00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:09,The band loves you more than f***g
Roy. You know?

00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:10,Yeah.

00:02:12,110 --> 00:02:13,Yeah?

00:02:14,170 --> 00:02:16,You are so choice.

00:02:16,830 --> 00:02:20,But it's not right number.

00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:25,Roy spend much dollars more.

00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:32,Write it down. Write it.

00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:39,20 ,000?

00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,It is too much.

00:02:41,930 --> 00:02:46,And also, there is my family.

00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:23,So what's this special job?

00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:24,It's not special, it's sacred.

00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:27,Well, then me and the Gucci are the
tools for the job. That's what I

00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:29,Whatever it is, I'll do it. No, you
don't even know what it is. I don't

00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,I'll take it. I'm sick of this. He's
always taking the big gigs and leaving

00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:33,with the stink job. Yeah.

00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:35,You're raking up old ladies' lives.

00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,Hard to feel manly. Yeah, okay, okay.
Well, let me explain the job first and

00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:39,we'll see who's best suited.

00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,Yeah. To be fair, bro, it's probably a
two -man tour gig.

00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:46,What? Firstly, jobs will be done right
here in the resting area. Oh, we're in.

00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:50,That's g***t to be awesome. It's worth two
grand and it's to be started ASAP.

00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,Oh, we're free and fans are real busy.

00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,But it has to be done after hours, which
means some mega early start. Love an

00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,early start. Oh, I'm up doing Tai Chi
anyway. Cool.

00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:01,Because it's a full refit of the men's
bogs, which have been closed for the

00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:04,three days due to backed -up pipes.
Thanks, my boss. No way, Jose.

00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:08,I'll do it. You sure, boy? Oh, yeah.

00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:12,That place is a biohazard. They're like
the bogs of total carnage. F***k, yeah.

00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:14,I'm not afraid.

00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,Okay. Then I bestow on you the most
sacred of things.

00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:24,Is that what I think it is?

00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:26,Yep. She did the right thing.

00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,Oh,

00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,here he is. An old man and landlord.

00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,I think you're my own flesh and blood.
You're a disgrace.

00:04:34,380 --> 00:04:35,Hey, listen.

00:04:35,369 --> 00:04:38,Money matters should be discussed face
to face.

00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:40,Leaving a note's bloody outrageous.

00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:42,Asking a grandfather for rent?

00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:46,Why don't you try pimping out your
mother while you're at it? Look, I had

00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:49,leave a note because I'm always that way
before you fellas.

00:04:49,350 --> 00:04:52,Yeah, I still know way for a landlord to
behave.

00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:54,Well, I have to have rent or you can
both piss off. G***t it?

00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:59,And you should go to bed to save on the
power. What?

00:05:00,110 --> 00:05:03,Or if you have to stay up, sit in the
dark.

00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,I've g***t up history, actually.

00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:03,Keep it wide to the length you find.
Keep it. Have it take the

00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:08,freedom and save your life. Think it
through, you know that's right.

00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:15,I'm infected with all the hot, hot, and
bad.

00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:29,What are you doing here?

00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:33,Oh, he was up early like he always is,
bro, so I figured we'd take a walk and

00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,see how you're getting on.

00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,S***t, I'm guessing not good.

00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,No, it's not worse. I doubt that, dude.

00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:42,I mean, I totally understand if you
wanted to pull out, eh?

00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,No.

00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:44,No way.

00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:46,I want that 2K.

00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,Lazy bloody howlers.

00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,Oh, Loretta.

00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,Did you sleep yet?

00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,Oh, yeah, big night.

00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,I was so buggered, I just had to crash.

00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:17,I was up and down that pole so many
times, my hammies totally cramped.

00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,on the premises is against the bylaws.

00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:24,I was driving with the vibrating butt
plug wedged up your nono, but it doesn't

00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,stop half my clients. Okay, fine.

00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:31,Speaking of clients, though, can you at
least put your sheets into the washing

00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,machine so that when they arrive it
doesn't look like a laundromat? Uh,

00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,Do we look like management?

00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:40,And when we signed up for this gig, we
thought we were going to be taken care

00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,of.

00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,I'm not picking that up.

00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,an hour ago. The whole point of daycare.

00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,What?

00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,What's happened? Is she alright?

00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:04,Jane's fine.

00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:05,Aren't you?

00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,And why's she home so early if she's not
sick?

00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:09,Do you want to tell Daddy why you've had
to come home?

00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,Jane has been expelled from Totally
Tops.

00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:18,What? They're so wrong.

00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,There's g***t to be some kind of record. I
mean, we were all expelled from one

00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:23,school or another, but not this young.
Yeah, but Janey's so sweet.

00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:24,What'd she do?

00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,Hit another little kid with a hammer.

00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:27,Was that all?

00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,It was on the head. Oh, for Christ's
sake. What's a little tap between

00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:30,playmates, huh?

00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,Well, how little it's basically said is
attempted murder.

00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,That's bloody ridiculous.

00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,Come on, let's go sort it out.

00:08:36,419 --> 00:08:37,How can we do that?

00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:39,Jane is persona non grata.

00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,Pascal, could you hold the fort? No,
she's going to work. No, no, it's okay.

00:08:44,179 --> 00:08:45,Well, do you have to check with Wayne?

00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:48,No. Well, we won't be long.

00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,No, it's okay. Take all the time you
need.

00:08:51,420 --> 00:08:52,Okay.

00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,What are you going to do?

00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:55,Should we read a book?

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