Ellen s02e08 adam s birthday Subtitles

At 00:00:09,760, Character said: Hat and noisemaker.

At 00:00:11,380, Character said: Hat and noisemaker.

At 00:00:12,880, Character said: Hat and noisemaker.

At 00:00:14,140, Character said: All right, now remember, if you're
assisting someone with their party hat,

At 00:00:17,120, Character said: please put yours on first and then help
them with theirs. All right.

At 00:00:22,000, Character said: Okay, everybody get ready. And remember,
when Adam gets here, you have to

At 00:00:25,200, Character said: scream... Surprise!

At 00:00:26,960, Character said: You've been practicing.

At 00:00:29,400, Character said: I didn't know Adam had this many
friends.

At 00:00:31,000, Character said: Yeah, I invited a whole bunch of people
we went to college with. Some of these

At 00:00:33,660, Character said: people haven't seen Adam in ten years.

At 00:00:35,420, Character said: I remember college.

At 00:00:37,220, Character said: Punching in at eight, stripping that
wire, putting together those air

At 00:00:40,340, Character said: conditioners.

At 00:00:41,580, Character said: Doesn't really sound like college, Joe.
It sounds like a job at a factory.

At 00:00:44,400, Character said: Huh. That would explain why my dad was
so happy to see my report card every two

At 00:00:48,220, Character said: weeks.

At 00:00:52,600, Character said: Here comes Paige. Everybody get ready.
Hi, hi.

At 00:00:55,530, Character said: Hey, where's Adam? He's parking the car.

At 00:00:57,770, Character said: I'm not sure we should do this. He is
really depressed.

At 00:01:00,530, Character said: It's just his usual pre -birthday funk.
Believe me, this party is going to pull

At 00:01:03,490, Character said: him right out of it. No, no, it's
different this time. He is re -examining

At 00:01:07,570, Character said: entire life.

At 00:01:08,570, Character said: He took me through it year by year.

At 00:01:11,270, Character said: I wouldn't wish his early 80s on anyone.

At 00:01:13,850, Character said: Wait till you see his face when he looks
at all his old college friends. Believe

At 00:01:17,470, Character said: me, this will really make his birthday.

At 00:01:20,310, Character said: Some days I wish I'd never been born.

At 00:01:22,870, Character said: Surprise!

At 00:01:32,170, Character said: what I tell you.

At 00:01:37,750, Character said: Okay, I g***t coffee and birthday cake and
somewhere else to be. Let's move it

At 00:01:42,530, Character said: along. Come on.

At 00:01:46,030, Character said: So, Kate, it's great to see you. What
have you been up to?

At 00:01:48,770, Character said: Well, I g***t my M .D. and then I started
a free clinic in Venice.

At 00:01:51,950, Character said: That's great.

At 00:01:52,990, Character said: Really great.

At 00:01:53,890, Character said: No greater than this bookstore.

At 00:01:55,230, Character said: Congratulations, Ellen. This is
terrific.

At 00:01:57,150, Character said: Oh, thanks, but I can't take all the
credits. Came in a big kit.

At 00:02:02,410, Character said: Adam and Ellen, I can't believe you guys
are still living together.

At 00:02:05,530, Character said: I mean, ten years?

At 00:02:07,350, Character said: Twelve, actually.

At 00:02:08,530, Character said: You include college.

At 00:02:09,750, Character said: Hey, you know the picture I have of you
two guys?

At 00:02:11,530, Character said: Sitting on the sofa every night, eating
pizza, and bickering over a noise that

At 00:02:16,070, Character said: Adam made with his lips.

At 00:02:19,650, Character said: That's the one.

At 00:02:22,190, Character said: Okay, cut it out.

At 00:02:24,770, Character said: Oh, that seems like a million years ago.

At 00:02:27,070, Character said: Eh, give or take a million.

At 00:02:29,230, Character said: That's what's so great about you, Adam.
You haven't changed a bit.

At 00:02:32,330, Character said: I mean, you still talk the same, you
still walk the same.

At 00:02:35,450, Character said: I'd swear you're wearing the same
clothes.

At 00:02:39,470, Character said: Wait, it's not like he's frozen in time.
I mean, Adam is constantly changing.

At 00:02:44,450, Character said: He's a, you know, I mean, sometimes I
look at him and I just scream, ah, who's

At 00:02:48,830, Character said: that?

At 00:02:50,710, Character said: I didn't recognize him. It's Adam. I was
just about to mace him. Oh, it's Adam.

At 00:02:56,190, Character said: Now, he's a changing fool.

At 00:02:58,950, Character said: Thank you, Alan.

At 00:03:01,100, Character said: I'm sorry we're late. Oh, hey. Happy
birthday, Adam. Hey, Mom. How are you?

At 00:03:05,780, Character said: Melissa. Happy birthday.

At 00:03:07,260, Character said: I'm so glad you can make it. Me, too.
The pipes in our apartment broke.

At 00:03:10,020, Character said: You still room together?

At 00:03:11,240, Character said: Can you believe it? Ever since college.

At 00:03:13,080, Character said: Oh, you hear that? They haven't changed
either, just like us.

At 00:03:16,120, Character said: Sorry we didn't invite you to the
wedding, but it was Vegas quickies.

At 00:03:19,240, Character said: Wedding? Yeah, baby's due in June.

At 00:03:21,200, Character said: We finally decided after all those years
that we were in love.

At 00:03:33,040, Character said: Sorry about your party, Adam. I just
wanted to make your birthday special.

At 00:03:36,060, Character said: the party was great.

At 00:03:37,320, Character said: It's just me.

At 00:03:39,440, Character said: I've done nothing with my life.

At 00:03:41,680, Character said: Oh, come on. That's not true.

At 00:03:43,280, Character said: It is. I'm exactly where I was the day I
graduated.

At 00:03:46,200, Character said: Still living with you, not really going
anywhere.

At 00:03:51,440, Character said: Stuck in a rut.

At 00:03:53,500, Character said: Okay, well, shake things up a little. Go
to Vegas for the weekend.

At 00:03:57,300, Character said: Take up karate.

At 00:03:58,840, Character said: Wear more sweaters.

At 00:04:00,380, Character said: I think it may go deeper than that.

At 00:04:02,570, Character said: All right, kilts.

At 00:04:04,850, Character said: I don't know.

At 00:04:06,050, Character said: Something's wrong.

At 00:04:07,330, Character said: I need a change.

At 00:04:09,210, Character said: You want to give up photography?

At 00:04:10,870, Character said: No, it's not that. It's this.

At 00:04:14,170, Character said: Maybe it's time we live apart.

At 00:04:17,230, Character said: Wow.

At 00:04:18,790, Character said: Really? Well, you know, if you want to.

At 00:04:22,029, Character said: No, yeah, sure. I mean, if you think
that's good, then that's a good idea.

At 00:04:27,000, Character said: Since you brought it up. Well, I'm not
bringing it up. It just came up. But,

At 00:04:30,040, Character said: know, since you think it's a good idea.
No, I didn't say it was a good idea. I

At 00:04:32,560, Character said: mean, I said it's an idea. And any idea
is a good idea.

At 00:04:36,820, Character said: It is?

At 00:04:37,980, Character said: Yeah. I mean, sure. Since, you know, you
have an idea. And that's better than

At 00:04:42,300, Character said: having none.

At 00:04:46,320, Character said: Okay.

At 00:04:47,620, Character said: So, I'm going to do this.

At 00:04:51,180, Character said: Good. Good. Because, you know, really,
all these years just hanging around this

At 00:04:54,700, Character said: apartment doing nothing with my life.

At 00:04:56,640, Character said: I've been selling myself short.

At 00:04:58,220, Character said: Exactly. You know, I'm really just one
big dewy ball of greatness waiting to

At 00:05:02,180, Character said: happen. Oh, that a birthday boy.

At 00:05:04,280, Character said: 's your year. You know, I could be
married with a red -hot photography

At 00:05:08,400, Character said: if you hadn't been holding me back.

At 00:05:11,300, Character said: What'd I do?

At 00:05:12,200, Character said: Well, you made it really easy for me to
spend ten years of my life just hanging

At 00:05:17,220, Character said: out.

At 00:05:18,600, Character said: I ** kind of fun, aren't I?

At 00:05:22,820, Character said: So it's agreed.

At 00:05:24,420, Character said: Yep.

At 00:05:30,890, Character said: Then again... What?

At 00:05:32,950, Character said: Well, you know, maybe we're like Chad
and Melissa.

At 00:05:37,590, Character said: Yeah, they lived together all those
years as friends.

At 00:05:40,070, Character said: Until one day they realized... That they
were actually...

At 00:05:45,430, Character said: So,

At 00:05:54,610, Character said: you want to go look at apartments
tomorrow? Great idea.

At 00:06:01,040, Character said: I can't believe you two are actually
going through with it. Oh, wait till you

At 00:06:03,560, Character said: see my new place. It's great. It's g***t a
pool, sauna, rec room. It's even

At 00:06:07,120, Character said: furnished. Not like any place, it's g***t
its quirks, but overall, it's a real

At 00:06:11,400, Character said: find. How can you afford that?

At 00:06:13,600, Character said: Well, they're giving me a break on the
rent because I'm also the building

At 00:06:15,740, Character said: manager. You know, I collect the rent
checks, and I'm the handyman.

At 00:06:21,600, Character said: Handyman.

At 00:06:25,580, Character said: You know, it's moments like this I'll
miss the most.

At 00:06:31,150, Character said: So, what are you going to do with this
room?

At 00:06:33,390, Character said: Turn it into what I've always wanted it
to be. What's that?

At 00:06:36,570, Character said: Well, like a... an office, guest room,
library, gym thingy.

At 00:06:44,010, Character said: Ellen, I'm taking off.

At 00:06:46,670, Character said: I guess this is it.

At 00:06:48,730, Character said: Well, I'll let...