Press Gang Rock Solid S02E12 Subtitles

At 00:00:50,039, Character said: Kenny. I gave her the article yesterday,
right?

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At 00:00:53,980, Character said: And she says it's fine.

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At 00:00:55,600, Character said: She says it's really good, you know.

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At 00:00:57,900, Character said: And then do you know what she does?

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At 00:00:59,660, Character said: She goes and gives it to me. She's
always like my best friend, right?

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At 00:01:02,980, Character said: And asks her to do a complete rewrite.

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At 00:01:06,540, Character said: And then do you know what happens?

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At 00:01:08,720, Character said: My boyfriend phones me up and thumbs me.

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At 00:01:15,200, Character said: Kenny. Look, guys, what are we talking
about here? A typewriter.

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At 00:01:18,560, Character said: Today's my time.

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At 00:01:19,640, Character said: I've g***t two stories. Not on my machine.

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At 00:01:21,840, Character said: Look, can I give you both a tip here?

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At 00:01:23,320, Character said: Typewriters, don't get involved with
them. They'll just use you till you dry

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At 00:01:26,260, Character said: then they'll just throw you to one side.

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At 00:01:27,760, Character said: They don't care, not typewriters.

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At 00:01:29,360, Character said: Not your portables, not your electrics,
not your standard desktop manuals, none

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At 00:01:32,860, Character said: of them. I mean, you ever seen a
typewriter cry?

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At 00:01:34,800, Character said: No. And why not? Because they're hard,
guys. They're hard all the way through.

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At 00:01:38,840, Character said: It's a fact that 13 major world
conflicts have been started by

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At 00:01:42,280, Character said: alone. Kenny!

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At 00:01:44,030, Character said: Of course the junior page isn't
undervalued. The junior page ups our

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At 00:01:47,550, Character said: We've g***t figures to prove it. Well,
then why does Sarah get every decent

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At 00:01:50,910, Character said: for pre -teens?

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At 00:01:52,050, Character said: That isn't true.

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At 00:01:53,110, Character said: It is. Features get everything, Kenny.

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At 00:01:55,210, Character said: Just to let you know, Kenny, I'm
quitting.

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At 00:01:57,350, Character said: Sam, hang on.

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At 00:01:58,250, Character said: Kenny, you're supposed to be talking to
me.

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At 00:02:00,250, Character said: Kenny, it's for you.

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At 00:02:03,310, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:02:04,430, Character said: Boss, aren't you supposed to be here?

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At 00:02:08,550, Character said: Boss?

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At 00:02:10,789, Character said: Linda, what's wrong?

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At 00:02:12,470, Character said: Nothing.

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At 00:02:16,150, Character said: Kenny. Lamont.

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At 00:02:18,890, Character said: There's no need for this, Sam.

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At 00:02:21,010, Character said: I've had enough.

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At 00:02:22,290, Character said: She's not even here.

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At 00:02:23,770, Character said: She left notes all over my work.

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At 00:02:26,030, Character said: Bitchy little notes.

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At 00:02:27,430, Character said: Just a sense of humour.

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At 00:02:29,590, Character said: Sense of humour?

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At 00:02:32,670, Character said: This stinks. Do it again or die.

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At 00:02:35,310, Character said: She means that in a funny way.

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At 00:02:38,390, Character said: Kenny, do you think you could phone my
boyfriend for me?

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At 00:02:41,330, Character said: Kenny. You're supposed to be talking to
me. Kenny, phone for you.

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At 00:02:46,800, Character said: Hi. Spike, you're not coming in today?

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At 00:02:49,660, Character said: Don't tell her it's me, but is Linda
there?

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At 00:02:52,300, Character said: No, actually, she's just off the phone.

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At 00:02:54,460, Character said: What did she say? Well, nothing.

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At 00:02:56,300, Character said: Nothing? I don't believe that girl,
nothing.

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At 00:02:58,500, Character said: Yeah. Spike, what is it?

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At 00:03:01,140, Character said: Uh, nothing.

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At 00:03:06,440, Character said: Guys!

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At 00:03:07,780, Character said: First week, second week.

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At 00:03:11,320, Character said: Uppercase, lowercase.

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At 00:03:12,540, Character said: I'm off now, Kenny. Sam, wait.

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At 00:03:15,060, Character said: If you don't phone my boyfriend, I'm not
doing the town hall interview.

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At 00:03:18,620, Character said: Kathy. Sam, just wait one moment.

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At 00:03:21,420, Character said: Kathy, how can I phone your boyfriend?

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At 00:03:23,580, Character said: Be reasonable.

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At 00:03:24,940, Character said: Peter, I just know you kids should get
back together. I mean, it's right. Do

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At 00:03:28,080, Character said: know what I mean?

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At 00:03:29,400, Character said: Well, she's sorry about that.

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At 00:03:32,140, Character said: Yeah, isn't that?

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At 00:03:34,720, Character said: Are you kidding me? She did that?

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At 00:03:37,680, Character said: Well, she's very, very sorry about it.

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At 00:03:40,030, Character said: Kenny, I'm still waiting.

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At 00:03:41,730, Character said: Tiddler, in a minute.

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At 00:03:43,070, Character said: An extra night off for me?

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At 00:03:44,450, Character said: Yeah, you g***t it.

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At 00:03:45,610, Character said: Final send, centre spread layout.

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At 00:03:47,850, Character said: I think I could swing that.

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At 00:03:49,590, Character said: How about Linda Day strung up by her
ankles?

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At 00:03:51,830, Character said: Yeah, no problem. I believe that's how
she sleeps.

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At 00:03:54,510, Character said: Kenny. Coming.

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At 00:03:58,050, Character said: And then there was the thing about the
primary school getting the new building.

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At 00:04:01,130, Character said: That was naturally Junior Page.

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At 00:04:02,970, Character said: And who g***t it? Features.

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At 00:04:04,690, Character said: And then there was the story about the
12 -year -old kid who was a maths

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At 00:04:08,230, Character said: And who interviewed her?

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At 00:04:09,690, Character said: features.

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At 00:04:11,050, Character said: Kenny? Sorry, Linda.

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At 00:04:13,510, Character said: It's Tiddler.

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At 00:04:14,950, Character said: You know what your trouble is, Kenny.
You just don't care.

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At 00:05:02,700, Character said: I want to go.

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At 00:05:05,120, Character said: I want to be there where kindness is
king.

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At 00:05:10,020, Character said: And an arm goes out to anyone who goes
down. I want to go.

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At 00:05:16,200, Character said: I want to be there where kindness is
king.

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At 00:05:21,080, Character said: And an arm goes out to anyone who goes
down. I want to go.

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At 00:05:27,300, Character said: I want to be there where kindness is
king.

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At 00:05:32,520, Character said: And along goes that screwing one.

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At 00:06:03,720, Character said: Your wardrobe was open, so I just g***t
in.

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At 00:06:06,400, Character said: Colin? Hello. How are you, Kenny? You
looking well?

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At 00:06:09,420, Character said: I'm fine.

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At 00:06:10,560, Character said: Good. Splendid. Not so bad myself, as a
matter of fact.

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At 00:06:13,680, Character said: Good.

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At 00:06:15,300, Character said: So, uh, mind if I come in?

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At 00:06:17,300, Character said: No. Thanks.

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At 00:06:18,820, Character said: Well, that's all I came to say, really.

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At 00:06:20,480, Character said: Catch you later. Let's do lunch.

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At 00:06:22,100, Character said: Colin, hold it.

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At 00:06:24,020, Character said: Yes, Kenny?

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At 00:06:25,080, Character said: What were you doing in my wardrobe?

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At 00:06:27,810, Character said: Well, your mum said I could wait in your
room. I don't think she meant in my

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At 00:06:30,370, Character said: wardrobe. Well, would it have killed it
to be a little more specific?

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At 00:06:33,230, Character said: What were you doing in there?

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At 00:06:34,750, Character said: Hiding.

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At 00:06:35,790, Character said: Hiding? Yeah, but your surprise birthday
party. It isn't my birthday for another

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At 00:06:39,510, Character said: eight months, Colin.

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At 00:06:41,490, Character said: Oh, so ** I the first to arrive, then?
Look, Colin, were you listening to me

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At 00:06:46,510, Character said: sing? Were you singing?

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At 00:06:48,220, Character said: I didn't notice there's so much of
interest in your wardrobe.

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At 00:06:50,980, Character said: I ** warning you, Colin, that is the one
thing in my life that doesn't get

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At 00:06:54,620, Character said: dragged through Linda Day's newsroom,
and it is staying that way. Well, Kenny,

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At 00:06:58,000, Character said: I'm shocked.

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At 00:06:59,060, Character said: As if I, your old mate Colin, would even
contemplate invading your privacy like

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At 00:07:03,560, Character said: that. No, I'm sorry, there's nothing you
can say. The damage is done. I'd rather

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At 00:07:07,940, Character said: simply leave and reflect a little
bitterly on the nature of friendship in

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At 00:07:11,360, Character said: modern age. Good night.

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At 00:07:15,280, Character said: Hi, Kenny.

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At 00:07:18,010, Character said: Nice shirt.

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At 00:07:19,070, Character said: Look, Kenny, Frazz is in your wardrobe.

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At 00:07:21,110, Character said: You must have been trying to tape it.
Frazz, how could you do such a thing?

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At 00:07:23,410, Character said: Look, what is going on here? What are
you two up to?

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At 00:07:26,570, Character said: Uh, just a wardrobe check.

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At 00:07:28,130, Character said: Yeah, you seem to have one.

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At 00:07:29,750, Character said: Get out! Just get out of my house, right
now! You heard him, Frazz. We don't

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At 00:07:33,470, Character said: want your type around here.

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At 00:07:34,770, Character said: Both of you, out now!

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At 00:07:36,290, Character said: It's okay, Kenny, let me deal with it.
Come on, Frazz, out you go.

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At 00:07:38,910, Character said: Colin, let me just give you a little
hint about the next time we do this.

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At 00:07:42,450, Character said: Firstly, you go in the cupboard.

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At 00:07:44,390, Character said: Secondly, you hold them.

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At 00:07:54,540, Character said: Well, very good.

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At 00:07:57,440, Character said: Very good.

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At 00:08:05,100, Character said: Mum,

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At 00:08:12,180, Character said: I'm just about to go.

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At 00:08:13,300, Character said: Where? Saturday?

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At 00:08:14,440, Character said: I've g***t a meeting at...