Press Gang s03e01 The Big Hello Movie Subtitles

00:00:00,490 --> 00:00:04,Well, so far she's reorganised the work
rotor four times, changed her mind six

00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:08,times about the centre sprint, fired so
many people from the graphics department

00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:10,I haven't had time to count the notches
on her desk.

00:00:10,590 --> 00:00:12,So almost back to normal then?

00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:13,Not quite, somehow.

00:00:14,850 --> 00:00:16,Let's face it, we know exactly what's
wrong.

00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:20,I need another spike!

00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:24,Kenny?

00:00:28,430 --> 00:00:29,Have you g***t the sales figures from last
month?

00:00:29,990 --> 00:00:30,Not quite.

00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:32,Do you think we're going to make our
target?

00:00:32,610 --> 00:00:33,Not quite.

00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:36,We've g***t to make that target soon or
our beloved proprietors are going to

00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,decide we're not worth our payroll and
pull the plug.

00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:40,Campbell will give us a few months yet.

00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:42,It's a bit of a bungo, isn't it?

00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:44,Doing it for real, for a living.

00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:47,I think I'm going to like being grown
up. When were you anything else?

00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:49,Something on your mind, boss?

00:00:49,790 --> 00:00:51,What would be on my mind?

00:00:52,690 --> 00:00:55,That's one nervous reaction you can hear
all the way to America.

00:00:56,030 --> 00:00:57,Not quite.

00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,He's in America. He's not coming back.

00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:09,So pull yourself together.

00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,Remind me.

00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,That's line six, your line.

00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:48,Someone's calling you.

00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,How ** I supposed to remember a number
like six?

00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,Hello, Linda Day?

00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,Hello, Linda Day?

00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:03,Yeah, Linda, this is Frazz. I followed
Coles to the Brasserie restaurant,

00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:05,Bromley Road. He's waiting to meet
someone.

00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,This could be it. Frazz, that's
brilliant.

00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,Coles is at a restaurant. He's waiting
to meet someone.

00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,Waiting in a restaurant?

00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:15,Well, hold the front page. Hold the
front page! Hold the front page! Yeah, I

00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:18,joking. Franz, who's following
Folkestone today?

00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:22,Kevin. Sarah, has Kevin phoned in? Just
a second. Line two.

00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,Ah.

00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:28,Kevin, has Folkestone left his office?

00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:29,How did you know?

00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:31,It's funny.

00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:33,He normally has his lunch at the
canteen.

00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:35,We think we know where he's going.
Thanks, Kevin. You can come back to the

00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:37,newsroom. On my way.

00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,Coles and Folkestone are meeting up. Bet
you anything.

00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:43,Has it occurred to you they could be
just two perfectly honest citizens

00:03:43,510 --> 00:03:45,lunch together? Why do you always look
on the downside?

00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:47,I have faith in human nature.

00:03:47,590 --> 00:03:48,Well, you don't get out much.

00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:51,Linda, Kerr for you on line four.

00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:55,I'm getting out of hand. I want my old
phone back.

00:03:55,990 --> 00:03:57,You've still g***t prayers on hold.

00:03:58,590 --> 00:03:59,Oh, right.

00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:04,Uh, Sarah, can you tell Kerr I'm not in
today?

00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:05,You just have.

00:04:05,890 --> 00:04:07,Oh, Mr Kerr.

00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:10,I mean, Matt, what can I do for you?

00:04:10,430 --> 00:04:12,You can get your club over here straight
away.

00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:13,We need to talk.

00:04:14,610 --> 00:04:17,Actually, now isn't a good time for me.
Things are really buzzing. And I'm kind

00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,of booked up for the next few days. So
how does a week on Wednesday sound for

00:04:20,269 --> 00:04:21,you?

00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,Fine. I'll be right over.

00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:25,In about a month.

00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:27,What is going on with you and Kerr?

00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:29,How do I get Frazz?

00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:35,So, do you want me to go back in the
restaurant?

00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:39,No, stay outside and watch for folks,
and I'm coming out. I want to see this

00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:41,myself. Of course, you know we really
need you, don't you?

00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:42,No, I don't.

00:04:44,390 --> 00:04:46,Can I dock someone's pay?

00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:48,On your birthday. Hope you've been good.

00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:53,You'd better understand, Fads, the
subject of Spike Thompson is a matter of

00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:55,total indifference to me, and I really
couldn't care the slightest bit less

00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:58,about him, and I don't want to hear his
name mentioned again ever. I'm receiving

00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:04,you loud and... Spike.

00:05:05,550 --> 00:05:06,warned you. No, no.

00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:09,Look, I'm on my way. See you in about
ten.

00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:15,Take me for two?

00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:17,No, I'll make it three. I feel lucky.

00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:21,What excuse do I use to go?

00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:24,Tell him I dropped dead just after you
phoned and I'll call him tomorrow.

00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:27,You won't call him tomorrow. This is
lying, Kenny. I haven't dropped dead

00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:30,either. Oh, I wasn't sure it could take
me this long to stop talking.

00:05:31,370 --> 00:05:34,Now look, with all your calls on divert,
that's the button you press to answer.

00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:39,Why do you instantly assume I'm
incapable of understanding anything

00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:41,I find it safe time.

00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,Kenny, was that a joke about holding the
front page?

00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:51,Yes, it was, Kate. Glad you could join
us.

00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,Kenny, I need some help with the graphic
department. I've only been running it a

00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,week and I don't know what I'm doing.

00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:02,Er, I just thought I'd go out the back
door today.

00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:12,Where's Linda?

00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:18,Well, you've g***t enough plants around
here. Maybe we'll just graze.

00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:22,Sure you can afford this place?

00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:23,I'll take your menu where it's safe.

00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:26,Well, I want something decent.

00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:28,I mean, it is my last meal in England.

00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:29,Thank goodness.

00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:31,Oh, come on.

00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:34,You know, it's so hard for a girl to
choose these days.

00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:38,I mean, what's expensive but not
fattening?

00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,Oh, everything's fattening in a joint
like this.

00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,They even g***t a chocolate dip for the
salad.

00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,What's wrong?

00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,Oh, there's a guy out there I'm trying
to avoid.

00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,Why?

00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,He's a friend of mine.

00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,You're weird. You know that?

00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,I mean, you must have a lot of friends
here, and yet you steered clear of all

00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:00,them the whole week.

00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:04,Yeah, well, you know, there was
complications.

00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,You mean a girl?

00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:07,No, why would I mean a girl?

00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:12,Mind you, if you had contacted some old
complications of yours... Yeah, well,

00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:16,how could I have done that? I listened
in on every phone call that I made. You

00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:17,know what I'd have done, don't you?

00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:21,I'm just going to the jar.

00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:29,Where are you going?

00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:30,Inside. Linda?

00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:32,Yes?

00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:34,Nothing.

00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:54,Okay.

00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:55,Wow.

00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,Waitress, could I have some water,
please?

00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:11,Uh, yeah, sure, why not?

00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,Hi, can I get you a table? Yeah, and
some water. Sure.

00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:22,Gordon Coles is a personal friend of
David Campbell, who, need I remind

00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:26,Owns your paper. Gordon Coles is also a
property developer who always seems to

00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,get his planning permission granted
rather easily.

00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,Lucky bloke. He's g***t a friend on the
council called Eric Folkestone who just

00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:34,happens to be in charge of granting
planning permission.

00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,Come on, that's so lucky there...