[MomSwapped] Penny Barber, Charlie Forde 24.11.21 Movie Subtitles

00:00:15,050 --> 00:00:16,(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) I want a baby.

00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:21,So cute, right?

00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:24,Gosh.

00:00:25,530 --> 00:00:28,I saw the cutest little baby outfit at

00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:29,the shots the other day and it made

00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:30,me really sad.

00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:33,I mean, I've been trying for so long

00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:36,and I don't know, maybe it's just not

00:00:36,630 --> 00:00:37,going to happen anymore.

00:00:38,070 --> 00:00:38,Yeah.

00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:40,Well, I mean, you know, we're, we're trying,

00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:41,we're trying as well.

00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,And how are, how are things going with

00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:44,Dale?

00:00:44,930 --> 00:00:46,Is he, is his sperm count up or

00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:47,do you mind if I ask?

00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:50,I mean, it's not the greatest.

00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:52,I mean, it happens as you get older,

00:00:53,150 --> 00:00:55,you know, the body clock is not on

00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:56,our side, unfortunately.

00:00:57,130 --> 00:00:57,It does.

00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:59,Like once, once they hit 35, you know,

00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:01,sperm counts really do go down and you

00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:05,know, not that, not that my body is

00:01:05,570 --> 00:01:06,doing super great either.

00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:08,It's just, you know, it's just like another

00:01:08,510 --> 00:01:09,hurdle, you know?

00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:11,It's just, did you get the little outfit?

00:01:11,230 --> 00:01:11,Did you get it though?

00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:14,I'm scared to, well, here's the thing.

00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:15,I don't know if we can afford to

00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:18,pay for medical assistance to help get pregnant.

00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:20,So, you know, I don't want to get

00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:23,my hopes are hoping that I'll get pregnant.

00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:27,Apparently I'm fine, but what if it didn't

00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:27,happen?

00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:28,Exactly.

00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,And I don't want to spend too much

00:01:30,430 --> 00:01:32,money getting excited about.

00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:34,That's, I mean, that's a good point and

00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:35,everything.

00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:36,I just, I mean, I don't have you

00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:39,thought about like artificial insemination, like, like the,

00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:40,like the volunteer ones.

00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:41,I mean, I know it's still like a

00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:43,really long wait.

00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:43,Yeah.

00:01:44,150 --> 00:01:46,I mean, I would rather get pregnant as

00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,soon as I can, you know what I

00:01:47,510 --> 00:01:47,mean?

00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:48,It's so difficult.

00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:50,I mean, obviously, I don't know about you,

00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:52,but I mean, I'll, I'll have anyone be

00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:54,the father, but I would rather it be

00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:56,my husband if I could choose.

00:01:57,530 --> 00:01:58,Fair enough.

00:01:58,690 --> 00:01:58,I don't know.

00:01:59,050 --> 00:01:59,I'm getting desperate.

00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,It's just so expensive.

00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:05,And I, you know, but it's not like

00:02:05,370 --> 00:02:06,there's a lot of other options.

00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:07,That's why I'm getting charged with it.

00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,Yeah.

00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:10,Hi boys.

00:02:14,810 --> 00:02:17,Honestly, every single time.

00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:24,Anyway, I would say, but it just, it's

00:02:24,350 --> 00:02:26,going to take me a while to be

00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:27,able to actually get enough money to be

00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:28,able to afford the doctors.

00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:29,You know what I mean?

00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:45,Anthony, do you think that I'm your maid?

00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:46,Look at the mess you've made.

00:02:46,450 --> 00:02:47,Your father would be furious.

00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:50,I spent hours cleaning this house.

00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:52,Don't give me that look.

00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:55,I might be a stepmom and you still

00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,treat me with respect.

00:02:56,790 --> 00:02:57,Hey, Charlie.

00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:03,Actually, what if, I mean, they're not like

00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,checking out like 10 times a day.

00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:06,They probably make lots of crumbs.

00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:09,What if we just used to use my

00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:10,son?

00:03:11,170 --> 00:03:11,Exactly.

00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:12,He's your son.

00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:15,You get what I mean?

00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:18,Yeah, I'm getting it.

00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:18,It's fine.

00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:20,It's fine.

00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:21,It's going to save so much money.

00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:23,You know exactly what you're getting.

00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:29,It's a great idea.

00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,We don't have a lot of options.

00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:45,Boys, we have a proposition for you and

00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:46,it will get you out of trouble.

00:03:47,570 --> 00:03:47,Oh yeah?

00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:48,Yeah.

00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:49,Sounds good to us.

00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:50,I mean, yeah.

00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:52,You might even like it.

00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:54,Okay.

00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:58,Is this necessary?

00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,Oh yeah, it's definitely necessary.

00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:03,If we're going to see how they measure

00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,up, their comment is worth it.

00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,How do you know that this mom said

00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:08,that?

00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:13,I think that's a good measurement.

00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:13,I'm going to tie a tie.

00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:14,Mom, measure that.

00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:17,Sweetie, it's not weird on your mom.

00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,I mean, it's a little weird.

00:04:21,450 --> 00:04:21,Sweetie.

00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:24,Mom, I don't think you should touch it,

00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:24,Mom.

00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:26,I just wanted to make sure I'm getting

00:04:26,770 --> 00:04:27,an accurate reason.

00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:29,All right.

00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:33,So what are you wanting to do here

00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:34,at the moment?

00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:39,I think that a good starting place is

00:04:39,010 --> 00:04:41,to get a sperm count.

00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:44,You can collect some specimens, collect a sample,

00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:47,and send it off to the lab and

00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:48,see if you're a good choice.

00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:51,Okay, you can have it in to get

00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:52,somebody pregnant.

00:04:56,390 --> 00:04:58,I mean, this is a little awkward.

00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:01,It gets me a baby.

00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,How are you doing over there, sweetie?

00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:08,Oh, I'm hanging in there.

00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:08,Yeah, yeah.

00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:16,Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:18,Yeah, Mom, I don't think you should look

00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:18,at me either.

00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:21,You're so buzzy, Tyler.

00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,That's just a little bit weird.

00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,It doesn't even make a difference.

00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:26,Look, I'm looking right at it.

00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:27,What difference does it make?

00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:29,I guess.

00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:31,I don't know how you're so comfortable with

00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:32,this.

00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:35,You know, you want to get what you

00:05:35,510 --> 00:05:37,want, and I want to get what I

00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:37,want.

00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:41,Maybe if I just scrape faster, then it'll

00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:43,help.

00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:46,Do you want to give Mommy what she

00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:46,wants, Tyler?

00:05:47,870 --> 00:05:50,Yeah, it'll make Mommy happy.

00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:52,Yeah, I don't want to get in trouble.

00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:53,You don't.

00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:55,I'm working on the sweat.

00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,I'll take that Xbox away like that.

00:05:58,490 --> 00:06:00,You already did that this week.

00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:00,Did I?

00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:01,Well, I'll take it right in.

00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,Oh, okay.

00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,You've g***t to tell us when you're close,

00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,boys, because we've g***t the cups ready to

00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:12,go.

00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,If...