[MomSwapped] Penny Barber, Charlie Forde 24.11.21 Subtitles

At 00:00:15,050, Character said: (Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) I want a baby.

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At 00:00:19,470, Character said: So cute, right?

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At 00:00:23,890, Character said: Gosh.

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At 00:00:25,530, Character said: I saw the cutest little baby outfit at

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At 00:00:28,230, Character said: the shots the other day and it made

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At 00:00:29,790, Character said: me really sad.

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At 00:00:31,650, Character said: I mean, I've been trying for so long

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At 00:00:33,530, Character said: and I don't know, maybe it's just not

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At 00:00:36,630, Character said: going to happen anymore.

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At 00:00:38,070, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:00:38,170, Character said: Well, I mean, you know, we're, we're trying,

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At 00:00:40,850, Character said: we're trying as well.

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At 00:00:42,210, Character said: And how are, how are things going with

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At 00:00:44,590, Character said: Dale?

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At 00:00:44,930, Character said: Is he, is his sperm count up or

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At 00:00:46,670, Character said: do you mind if I ask?

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At 00:00:48,050, Character said: I mean, it's not the greatest.

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At 00:00:51,070, Character said: I mean, it happens as you get older,

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At 00:00:53,150, Character said: you know, the body clock is not on

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At 00:00:55,330, Character said: our side, unfortunately.

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At 00:00:57,130, Character said: It does.

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At 00:00:57,810, Character said: Like once, once they hit 35, you know,

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At 00:00:59,690, Character said: sperm counts really do go down and you

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At 00:01:01,490, Character said: know, not that, not that my body is

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At 00:01:05,570, Character said: doing super great either.

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At 00:01:06,670, Character said: It's just, you know, it's just like another

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At 00:01:08,510, Character said: hurdle, you know?

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At 00:01:09,930, Character said: It's just, did you get the little outfit?

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At 00:01:11,230, Character said: Did you get it though?

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At 00:01:12,330, Character said: I'm scared to, well, here's the thing.

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At 00:01:14,470, Character said: I don't know if we can afford to

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At 00:01:15,770, Character said: pay for medical assistance to help get pregnant.

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At 00:01:18,810, Character said: So, you know, I don't want to get

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At 00:01:20,730, Character said: my hopes are hoping that I'll get pregnant.

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At 00:01:23,150, Character said: Apparently I'm fine, but what if it didn't

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At 00:01:27,010, Character said: happen?

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At 00:01:28,250, Character said: Exactly.

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At 00:01:29,190, Character said: And I don't want to spend too much

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At 00:01:30,430, Character said: money getting excited about.

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At 00:01:32,990, Character said: That's, I mean, that's a good point and

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At 00:01:34,790, Character said: everything.

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At 00:01:35,290, Character said: I just, I mean, I don't have you

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At 00:01:36,850, Character said: thought about like artificial insemination, like, like the,

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At 00:01:39,290, Character said: like the volunteer ones.

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At 00:01:40,730, Character said: I mean, I know it's still like a

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At 00:01:41,470, Character said: really long wait.

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At 00:01:43,510, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:44,150, Character said: I mean, I would rather get pregnant as

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At 00:01:46,410, Character said: soon as I can, you know what I

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At 00:01:47,510, Character said: mean?

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At 00:01:47,790, Character said: It's so difficult.

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At 00:01:48,970, Character said: I mean, obviously, I don't know about you,

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At 00:01:50,850, Character said: but I mean, I'll, I'll have anyone be

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At 00:01:52,450, Character said: the father, but I would rather it be

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At 00:01:54,550, Character said: my husband if I could choose.

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At 00:01:57,530, Character said: Fair enough.

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At 00:01:58,690, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:01:59,050, Character said: I'm getting desperate.

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At 00:02:00,370, Character said: It's just so expensive.

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At 00:02:01,670, Character said: And I, you know, but it's not like

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At 00:02:05,370, Character said: there's a lot of other options.

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At 00:02:06,510, Character said: That's why I'm getting charged with it.

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At 00:02:08,729, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:10,090, Character said: Hi boys.

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At 00:02:14,810, Character said: Honestly, every single time.

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At 00:02:18,330, Character said: Anyway, I would say, but it just, it's

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At 00:02:24,350, Character said: going to take me a while to be

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At 00:02:26,130, Character said: able to actually get enough money to be

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At 00:02:27,970, Character said: able to afford the doctors.

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At 00:02:29,190, Character said: You know what I mean?

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At 00:02:39,730, Character said: Anthony, do you think that I'm your maid?

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At 00:02:45,270, Character said: Look at the mess you've made.

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At 00:02:46,450, Character said: Your father would be furious.

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At 00:02:48,030, Character said: I spent hours cleaning this house.

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At 00:02:51,770, Character said: Don't give me that look.

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At 00:02:53,790, Character said: I might be a stepmom and you still

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At 00:02:55,250, Character said: treat me with respect.

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At 00:02:56,790, Character said: Hey, Charlie.

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At 00:02:58,650, Character said: Actually, what if, I mean, they're not like

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At 00:03:03,150, Character said: checking out like 10 times a day.

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At 00:03:05,130, Character said: They probably make lots of crumbs.

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At 00:03:07,330, Character said: What if we just used to use my

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At 00:03:09,890, Character said: son?

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At 00:03:11,170, Character said: Exactly.

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At 00:03:11,630, Character said: He's your son.

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At 00:03:14,570, Character said: You get what I mean?

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At 00:03:16,710, Character said: Yeah, I'm getting it.

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At 00:03:18,790, Character said: It's fine.

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At 00:03:20,050, Character said: It's fine.

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At 00:03:20,150, Character said: It's going to save so much money.

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At 00:03:22,350, Character said: You know exactly what you're getting.

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At 00:03:28,130, Character said: It's a great idea.

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At 00:03:30,410, Character said: We don't have a lot of options.

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At 00:03:40,970, Character said: Boys, we have a proposition for you and

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At 00:03:45,590, Character said: it will get you out of trouble.

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At 00:03:47,570, Character said: Oh yeah?

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At 00:03:48,350, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:48,870, Character said: Sounds good to us.

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At 00:03:49,870, Character said: I mean, yeah.

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At 00:03:51,330, Character said: You might even like it.

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At 00:03:53,750, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:57,330, Character said: Is this necessary?

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At 00:03:59,990, Character said: Oh yeah, it's definitely necessary.

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At 00:04:02,050, Character said: If we're going to see how they measure

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At 00:04:03,310, Character said: up, their comment is worth it.

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At 00:04:06,850, Character said: How do you know that this mom said

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At 00:04:08,610, Character said: that?

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At 00:04:11,750, Character said: I think that's a good measurement.

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At 00:04:13,310, Character said: I'm going to tie a tie.

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At 00:04:13,950, Character said: Mom, measure that.

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At 00:04:15,430, Character said: Sweetie, it's not weird on your mom.

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At 00:04:18,190, Character said: I mean, it's a little weird.

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At 00:04:21,450, Character said: Sweetie.

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At 00:04:22,730, Character said: Mom, I don't think you should touch it,

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At 00:04:24,890, Character said: Mom.

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At 00:04:25,210, Character said: I just wanted to make sure I'm getting

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At 00:04:26,770, Character said: an accurate reason.

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At 00:04:28,630, Character said: All right.

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At 00:04:29,550, Character said: So what are you wanting to do here

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At 00:04:33,710, Character said: at the moment?

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At 00:04:34,990, Character said: I think that a good starting place is

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At 00:04:39,010, Character said: to get a sperm count.

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At 00:04:41,770, Character said: You can collect some specimens, collect a sample,

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At 00:04:45,190, Character said: and send it off to the lab and

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At 00:04:47,130, Character said: see if you're a good choice.

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At 00:04:49,870, Character said: Okay, you can have it in to get

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At 00:04:51,510, Character said: somebody pregnant.

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At 00:04:56,390, Character said: I mean, this is a little awkward.

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At 00:04:59,970, Character said: It gets me a baby.

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At 00:05:02,670, Character said: How are you doing over there, sweetie?

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At 00:05:06,810, Character said: Oh, I'm hanging in there.

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At 00:05:08,130, Character said: Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:05:12,790, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

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At 00:05:16,570, Character said: Yeah, Mom, I don't think you should look

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At 00:05:18,230, Character said: at me either.

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At 00:05:19,650, Character said: You're so buzzy, Tyler.

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At 00:05:22,690, Character said: That's just a little bit weird.

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At 00:05:24,090, Character said: It doesn't even make a difference.

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At 00:05:25,710, Character said: Look, I'm looking right at it.

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At 00:05:26,790, Character said: What difference does it make?

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At 00:05:29,130, Character said: I guess.

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At 00:05:30,290, Character said: I don't know how you're so comfortable with

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At 00:05:31,830, Character said: this.

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At 00:05:33,770, Character said: You know, you want to get what you

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At 00:05:35,510, Character said: want, and I want to get what I

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At 00:05:37,210, Character said: want.

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At 00:05:39,210, Character said: Maybe if I just scrape faster, then it'll

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At 00:05:41,910, Character said: help.

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At 00:05:44,330, Character said: Do you want to give Mommy what she

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At 00:05:46,370, Character said: wants, Tyler?

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At 00:05:47,870, Character said: Yeah, it'll make Mommy happy.

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At 00:05:50,810, Character said: Yeah, I don't want to get in trouble.

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At 00:05:53,070, Character said: You don't.

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At 00:05:54,170, Character said: I'm working on the sweat.

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At 00:05:56,190, Character said: I'll take that Xbox away like that.

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At 00:05:58,490, Character said: You already did that this week.

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At 00:06:00,310, Character said: Did I?

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At 00:06:01,090, Character said: Well, I'll take it right in.

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At 00:06:07,330, Character said: Oh, okay.

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At 00:06:08,890, Character said: You've g***t to tell us when you're close,

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At 00:06:10,570, Character said: boys, because we've g***t the cups ready to

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At 00:06:12,150, Character said: go.

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At 00:06:15,750, Character said: If...