Hercules (1997) Subtitles

At 00:00:35,619, Character said: NARRATOR: Long ago,
in the faraway land of ancient Greece,

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At 00:00:39,456, Character said: there was a golden age of powerful
gods and extraordinary heroes.

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At 00:00:45,003, Character said: And the greatest and strongest of all
these heroes was the mighty Hercules.

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At 00:00:50,968, Character said: But what is the measure of a true hero?

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At 00:00:54,555, Character said: - That is what our story is...
- Will you listen to him?

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At 00:00:57,641, Character said: He's makin' the story sound like
some Greek tragedy.

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At 00:01:00,644, Character said: - Lighten up, dude.
- We'll take it from here, darling.

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At 00:01:04,314, Character said: NARRATOR: You go, girl.

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At 00:01:07,651, Character said: We are the Muses, goddesses of
the arts and proclaimers of heroes.

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At 00:01:13,740, Character said: Heroes like Hercules.

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At 00:01:15,617, Character said: Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules."

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At 00:01:17,661, Character said: Ooh, I'd like to make
some sweet music with him...

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At 00:01:19,997, Character said: Our story actually begins long before
Hercules, many aeons ago.

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At 00:01:27,337, Character said: Ah

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At 00:01:28,755, Character said: Back when the world was new

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At 00:01:31,925, Character said: The planet Earth was down on its luck

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At 00:01:34,845, Character said: And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok

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At 00:01:40,767, Character said: It was a nasty place

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At 00:01:44,021, Character said: There was a mess
wherever you stepped

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At 00:01:47,024, Character said: Where chaos reigned and the
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept

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At 00:01:52,362, Character said: Say it, girlfriend!

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At 00:01:53,447, Character said: And then along came Zeus

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At 00:01:55,157, Character said: - He hurled his thunderbolt
- CHORUS: He zapped

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At 00:01:58,035, Character said: - Locked those suckers in a vault
- They're trapped

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At 00:02:01,038, Character said: And on his own
stopped chaos in its tracks

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At 00:02:05,500, Character said: And that's the gospel truth

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At 00:02:07,044, Character said: The guy was too "Type A" to just relax

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At 00:02:11,632, Character said: And that's the world's first dish

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At 00:02:13,592, Character said: Yeah, baby.

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At 00:02:14,676, Character said: Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth

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At 00:02:17,554, Character said: Though, honey it may seem impossible

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At 00:02:20,599, Character said: That's the gospel truth

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At 00:02:23,894, Character said: On Mount Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth

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At 00:02:29,566, Character said: Although, honey
it may seem impossible

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At 00:02:32,778, Character said: That's the gospel truth

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At 00:02:39,159, Character said: CHORUS: Ah, ah

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At 00:02:40,952, Character said: - Yeah, yeah
- Ah, ah

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At 00:02:45,540, Character said: Hey, hey, hey

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At 00:02:47,209, Character said: Ah, ah

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At 00:02:49,586, Character said: Hey, yeah

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At 00:02:51,546, Character said: (CHORUS HARMONISING)

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At 00:03:14,861, Character said: (CHATTERING)

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At 00:03:18,115, Character said: (GASPING) Hercules!

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At 00:03:20,784, Character said: (CHUCKLES) Behave yourself.

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At 00:03:26,289, Character said: (GURGLING)

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At 00:03:27,541, Character said: Look at this.

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At 00:03:29,543, Character said: Look how cute he is.

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At 00:03:33,672, Character said: - (BABBLING)
- (COOING)

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At 00:03:35,966, Character said: Hah!

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At 00:03:37,300, Character said: Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm?

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At 00:03:40,846, Character said: Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming
through! Excuse me. One side, Ares.

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At 00:03:45,142, Character said: Why, Hermes, they're lovely.

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At 00:03:48,812, Character said: Yeah, you know,
I had Orpheus do the arrangement.

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At 00:03:51,356, Character said: Isn't that too nutty?

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At 00:03:53,650, Character said: Fabulous party. You know,

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At 00:03:54,860, Character said: I haven't seen this much love in a room
since Narcissus discovered himself.

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At 00:03:58,321, Character said: (KISSING SOUNDS)

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At 00:04:01,324, Character said: Dear, keep those away from the baby.

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At 00:04:04,244, Character said: He won't hurt himself.

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At 00:04:06,496, Character said: Let the kid have a little fun.

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At 00:04:11,835, Character said: (GODS GASPING)

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At 00:04:18,008, Character said: On behalf of my son,

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At 00:04:19,760, Character said: I want to thank you all
for your wonderful gifts!

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At 00:04:24,347, Character said: What about our gift, dear?

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At 00:04:26,099, Character said: Well, let's see here. We'll take...
Hmm, yes.

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At 00:04:29,352, Character said: A little cirrus
and, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus

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At 00:04:34,024, Character said: and a dash of cumulus.

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At 00:04:38,695, Character said: (SQUEAKS)

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At 00:04:40,071, Character said: (HONKS)

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At 00:04:41,198, Character said: His name is Pegasus,

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At 00:04:44,534, Character said: and he's all yours, son.

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At 00:04:50,707, Character said: (HIGH-PITCHED WHINNY)

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At 00:04:56,546, Character said: (GODS SIGHING)

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At 00:04:59,216, Character said: Mind his head.

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At 00:05:01,176, Character said: He's so tiny.

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At 00:05:06,515, Character said: (YAWNS)

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At 00:05:08,225, Character said: My boy.

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At 00:05:10,227, Character said: My little Hercules.

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At 00:05:14,189, Character said: MAN: How sentimental.

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At 00:05:16,983, Character said: You know,
I haven't been this choked up

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At 00:05:19,736, Character said: since I g***t a hunk of moussaka
caught in my throat! Huh?

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At 00:05:25,033, Character said: So is this an audience or a mosaic?

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At 00:05:26,993, Character said: Hey, how you doin'?
Lookin' good. Nice dress.

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At 00:05:29,538, Character said: So, Hades, you finally made it.
How are things in the underworld?

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At 00:05:34,084, Character said: Well, they're just fine.
You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.

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At 00:05:37,087, Character said: And, as always,
hey, full of dead people.

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At 00:05:39,339, Character said: What are you gonna do?

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At 00:05:40,590, Character said: There's the little sunspot.
Little snootchie.

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At 00:05:43,468, Character said: And here is a sucker
for the little sucker, eh?

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At 00:05:46,638, Character said: Here you go. Ya just...

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At 00:05:48,473, Character said: (GRUNTING)

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At 00:05:51,142, Character said: - Sheesh.
- (LAUGHING)

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At 00:05:52,727, Character said: Uh, powerful little tyke.

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At 00:05:54,646, Character said: Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff.
Join the celebration!

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At 00:05:58,441, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:05:59,693, Character said: Love to, babe, but unlike you gods
lounging about up here,

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At 00:06:03,989, Character said: I regrettably have a full-time gig

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At 00:06:06,616, Character said: that you, by the way,
so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.

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At 00:06:10,245, Character said: So, can't. Love to, but can't.

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At 00:06:13,331, Character said: You ought to slow down.
You'll work yourself to death.

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At 00:06:17,335, Character said: Hah! Work yourself to death!
(LAUGHING)

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At 00:06:20,422, Character said: (CROWD LAUGHING)

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At 00:06:22,424, Character said: Oh, I kill myself!

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At 00:06:24,676, Character said: (FAKE LAUGH) If only. If only.

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At 00:06:28,138, Character said: If there's one god you don't want to
get steamed up, it's Hades.

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At 00:06:32,392, Character said: 'Cause he had an evil plan.

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At 00:06:35,186, Character said: He ran the underworld

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At 00:06:39,774, Character said: But thought the dead
were dull and uncouth

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At 00:06:43,653, Character said: He was as mean as he was ruthless

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At 00:06:47,198, Character said: - And that's the gospel truth
- (GROWLING)

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At 00:06:51,244, Character said: He had a plan to shake things up

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At 00:06:55,665, Character said: And that's the gospel truth

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At 00:07:11,181, Character said: Pain!

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At 00:07:12,432, Character said: Coming, your most lugubriousness.

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At 00:07:15,435, Character said: Ow! (GRUNTING)

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At 00:07:17,938, Character said: (YELLS)

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At 00:07:19,147, Character said: Panic!

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At 00:07:20,190, Character said: I'm sorry. I can handle it!

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At 00:07:28,198, Character said: (YELLS)

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At 00:07:30,450, Character said: - Pain! Ohh!
- And Panic!

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At 00:07:33,453, Character said: - Reporting for duty!
- Reporting for duty!

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At 00:07:35,372, Character said: Fine, fine, fine.

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At 00:07:36,456, Character said: Just let me know
the instant the Fates arrive.

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At 00:07:39,167, Character said: Oh. They're here.

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At 00:07:41,002, Character said: What? The Fates are here,
and you didn't tell me?

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At 00:07:44,214, Character said: (BOTH WHIMPERING, GROANING)

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At 00:07:45,507, Character said: - We are worms! Worthless worms!
- We are worms! Worthless worms!

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At 00:07:50,637, Character said: Memo to me, memo to me.
Maim you after my meeting.

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At 00:07:57,352, Character said: Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life

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At 00:08:02,732, Character said: good and tight.

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At 00:08:07,529, Character said: (WOMAN SCREAMING)

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At 00:08:09,614, Character said: Incoming!

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At 00:08:11,449, Character said: (FATES LAUGHING)

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At 00:08:20,041, Character said: Ladies! Hah! I ** so sorry that I'm...

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At 00:08:22,752, Character said: - Late!
- Late!

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At 00:08:23,837, Character said: - We knew you would be.
- We know everything.

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At 00:08:27,132, Character said: - Past.
- Present.

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At 00:08:29,300, Character said: And Future.

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At 00:08:31,428, Character said: Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.

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At 00:08:34,389, Character said: Great, great. Anyway,...