Austin s01e08 Austin, We Have a Problem.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,001, Character said: You're trending.
You retweeted a white supremacist.

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At 00:00:02,880, Character said: Retweeted a what?
A Nazi.

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At 00:00:04,920, Character said: Jesus!

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At 00:00:05,920, Character said: Well, how was I supposed to know?
He didn't have any of the gear on.

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At 00:00:08,360, Character said: I'm pretty sure that...

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At 00:00:09,760, Character said: ..I'm your son.

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At 00:00:11,400, Character said: JULIAN:
There's no way I can be your father.

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At 00:00:12,880, Character said: It was only a couple of times...ish.
INGRID: Sorry?

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At 00:00:14,680, Character said: Are you arguing the toss about
how babies are made?

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At 00:00:16,320, Character said: AUSTIN: Probably should have
mentioned this earlier,

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At 00:00:18,120, Character said: but I'm on the autism spectrum.

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At 00:00:20,320, Character said: I mean, famous children's book
author, son's autistic,

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At 00:00:23,560, Character said: dad goes
on a journey of understanding.

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At 00:00:25,560, Character said: There could be a book in it.
Could be a documentary.

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At 00:00:32,880, Character said: So...perhaps,

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At 00:00:34,760, Character said: I don't know,
we could grab some lunch tomorrow.

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At 00:00:38,280, Character said: I'd really like that.

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At 00:00:39,280, Character said: Thank you, Mr Hartswood.

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At 00:00:40,640, Character said: Oh, please! "Mr Hartswood".

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At 00:00:42,200, Character said: Just call me, erm...

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At 00:00:45,631, Character said: ..Jules.

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At 00:00:47,680, Character said: Call me Jules if you like.

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At 00:00:48,880, Character said: I was wondering if you
wouldn't mind me calling you Dad?

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At 00:00:53,520, Character said: Or how about...

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At 00:00:55,080, Character said: ..my middle name's Tristram.

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At 00:00:56,760, Character said: No. Sorry, uh...uh, Father.

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At 00:00:59,240, Character said: Uh, D-Dad.

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At 00:01:00,640, Character said: Uh...Dad's cool.

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At 00:01:02,320, Character said: OK, then.

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At 00:01:03,320, Character said: I guess I'll see you tomorrow
for lunch...

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At 00:01:06,200, Character said: ..then...

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At 00:01:07,840, Character said: ..Dad.

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At 00:01:24,551, Character said: Mum.

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At 00:01:26,600, Character said: Dad and I have arranged
to go out for lunch tomorrow.

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At 00:01:29,000, Character said: 'Dad'?
At a restaurant.

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At 00:01:31,080, Character said: A restaurant? That's a bit formal.

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At 00:01:33,160, Character said: Maybe I should come with you.
I'd actually prefer that you didn't.

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At 00:01:35,880, Character said: Well...I'm a good plus one.
Mum!

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At 00:01:37,720, Character said: I'm a grown man.
I know.

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At 00:01:39,280, Character said: But...I don't know. I'm fun.

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At 00:01:40,760, Character said: Are you trying to muscle in
on my quality time with Dad?

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At 00:01:43,800, Character said: Why did you tell me about him
if you didn't want me to meet him?

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At 00:01:46,400, Character said: Well, you sort of
backed me into a corner.

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At 00:01:48,200, Character said: Technically,
you were sitting at the table.

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At 00:01:49,720, Character said: A metaphorical corner.

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At 00:01:51,000, Character said: And I'd had a big glass of rose.

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At 00:01:53,440, Character said: Anyway, a restaurant?

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At 00:01:55,400, Character said: Let's just go together.

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At 00:01:56,720, Character said: Mum! I can do this on my own.

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At 00:01:59,560, Character said: What if at the restaurant,
what if there's a screaming child?

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At 00:02:02,280, Character said: Why would there be
a screaming child?

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At 00:02:03,880, Character said: Are...are you trying to add to
Austin's list of no-go locations?

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At 00:02:08,080, Character said: Restaurants are fine, Austin.

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At 00:02:09,840, Character said: Thanks, Grandad.

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At 00:02:10,840, Character said: At least one person is beginning
to make some sense around here.

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At 00:02:17,200, Character said: Just let him meet the man for lunch.

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At 00:02:19,080, Character said: I just don't know
what his intentions are.

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At 00:02:20,760, Character said: Well, you should have worried
about his intentions

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At 00:02:23,240, Character said: 28 years ago. (LAUGHS)

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At 00:02:25,280, Character said: Yes. Thank you, Dad.

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At 00:02:26,480, Character said: FLORENCE:
(ANGRILY) No, no. Thank you.

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At 00:02:27,840, Character said: I mean, really,
it's great explaining to everyone

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At 00:02:30,800, Character said: what it's like growing up
with a racist as a father.

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At 00:02:32,720, Character said: Hang on.
I may as well just drop out of uni.

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At 00:02:34,880, Character said: The best revenge, Florence,
would be first-class honours.

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At 00:02:37,040, Character said: First of all, Flo, I don't see
why you'd need to quit uni.

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At 00:02:39,160, Character said: FLORENCE: Oh, really?

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At 00:02:40,280, Character said: Everyone knowing you're a massive
racist doesn't give me cause?

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At 00:02:42,400, Character said: Well, that doesn't make YOU a racist.

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At 00:02:43,800, Character said: The first move there should have
been to deny BEING a racist.

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At 00:02:45,840, Character said: Well, I'd hope everyone here
knows that.

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At 00:02:47,200, Character said: FLORENCE: Do you know what?

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At 00:02:48,520, Character said: Do you know that the lecturers
give trigger warnings

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At 00:02:50,280, Character said: when I walk into class?

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At 00:02:51,640, Character said: Well, I suppose that is thoughtful.

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At 00:02:52,840, Character said: It's just a misunderstanding, you
know. We're...we're sorting it out.

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At 00:02:55,240, Character said: The reason we're actually calling

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At 00:02:56,440, Character said: is 'cause we have
some big news to tell you, Flo.

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At 00:02:58,440, Character said: Your father's had an affair
with an Australian woman.

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At 00:03:02,040, Character said: What? Dad!

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At 00:03:03,040, Character said: You've only been there
for a few days.

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At 00:03:05,120, Character said: It was almost 30 years ago,
and it wasn't an affair,

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At 00:03:07,520, Character said: and that's not the big news.

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At 00:03:08,680, Character said: Well, if it wasn't an affair,
Julian, what was it?

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At 00:03:10,800, Character said: The big news
is that you have a half-brother.

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At 00:03:14,640, Character said: I've discovered
I have a son here called Austin.

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At 00:03:17,480, Character said: Yes, it was the sort of non-affair
that produces a baby.

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At 00:03:21,120, Character said: I mean, you're just
trolling my mental health now.

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At 00:03:26,520, Character said: Crusts, Grandad?

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At 00:03:27,880, Character said: Well, I'm not an animal.

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At 00:03:30,000, Character said: Right. I've had a brainwave.

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At 00:03:31,640, Character said: Debatable.

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At 00:03:32,720, Character said: Well, I was thinking,
it might be more fun

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At 00:03:34,440, Character said: if Julian comes here to
the house today for lunch instead.

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At 00:03:38,360, Character said: You know, more fun. Yeah?

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At 00:03:41,200, Character said: Well, I don't want
to offend you both, but...

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At 00:03:42,840, Character said: ..I'm not sure
I want Dad to meet you guys

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At 00:03:45,120, Character said: before he's properly bonded with me.

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At 00:03:46,440, Character said: Well, he's already met your mother.

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At 00:03:48,920, Character said: More than once, I'd say.

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At 00:03:50,720, Character said: Righto, Dad.

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At 00:03:51,720, Character said: My father is a man of letters.

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At 00:03:53,800, Character said: He lives in London, for God's sake.

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At 00:03:55,040, Character said: He's used to mixing
with artists, judges, ombudsmen.

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At 00:03:58,480, Character said: Well, I...I do sudoku.

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At 00:04:00,520, Character said: MEL: Look,
if he comes to the house, Austin,

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At 00:04:02,360, Character said: you'll be able
to show him your models.

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At 00:04:04,000, Character said: I did think that a great way
to get to know me could be

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At 00:04:07,400, Character said: a PowerPoint presentation!

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At 00:04:09,400, Character said: MEL: There you go.

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At 00:04:10,640, Character said: I think
you're onto something there, Mum.

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At 00:04:13,240, Character said: Good grief. Well,
uh, thank you very much. (SIGHS)

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At 00:04:17,480, Character said: You're up early. Where have you been?
Swimming.

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At 00:04:19,881, Character said: Remember when
Big Bear's barn burned down?

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At 00:04:22,600, Character said: He's devastated but
then realises he can see the moon?

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At 00:04:25,920, Character said: Yeah.
I've had one of those moments.

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At 00:04:27,680, Character said: Like, maybe there's a silver lining
in this for me too.

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At 00:04:30,200, Character said: I mean, after all,

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At 00:04:31,200, Character said: to rebalance the marriage, I
now feel that I ** owed my own, A...

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At 00:04:35,960, Character said: ..baby...

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At 00:04:37,240, Character said: A baby?
..and, B, extramarital wham-whams.

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At 00:04:39,720, Character said: You're 51.
That's not physically possible.

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At 00:04:43,200, Character said: I mean, I'm...I'm talking
about the first one, not the second.

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At 00:04:45,280, Character said: Oh, that's just not true.

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At 00:04:46,320, Character said: Isabella the trumpeter saw a doctor,
Dr Rostami, in Cyprus,

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At 00:04:48,680, Character said: who helped her conceive naturally,
more or less, at the age of 53.

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At 00:04:52,560, Character said: Well, that's certainly a thought
to get the passions racing. (LAUGHS)

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At 00:04:56,080, Character said: A glib remark, Julian?

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At 00:04:57,120, Character said: And it wasn't
technically extramarital,

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At 00:04:58,840, Character said: as we weren't married at that...