00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:11,I need someone in my life. I need a girl
to hold me tight.

00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:18,Someone to make me feel, make me feel
alright.

00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,Somebody help me, yeah.

00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:26,Somebody help me now.

00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:30,Don't somebody tell me what I've done
wrong.

00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:02,It's in.

00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,It's in.

00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:05,You okay?

00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,Yeah, of course you are.

00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,You are going all the way in, right to
the top.

00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:12,That's what I know.

00:01:13,179 --> 00:01:15,Because I ** going to take you there
tonight, Judy. Stop.

00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,Everything's all right and I know.

00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,Yeah, I know.

00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,Hallelujah, I love the soul.

00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:32,Now, if I call on the telephone and say,
Hey, baby, I'm all alone.

00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,By the time I'm counting.

00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,The show will be over before we get
there.

00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,I can't wear one shoe to the show.
People will think I'm daft.

00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,Hello. It's not a hotel, you know. Yeah,
I'm Faye.

00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:51,Student nurse Huck.

00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,I'm new.

00:01:53,061 --> 00:01:54,Thought so.

00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:55,Make sure you said you were coming.

00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,I'm Carol, one of the nurses.

00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,That's Lizzie behind the desk.

00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,She's lost her shoe.

00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,Yeah, which oddly isn't that unusual.

00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,Welcome to the madhouse. I'm Dr Bayliss.

00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:07,You going somewhere fun?

00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:09,Depends on your idea of fun.

00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,Danger, excitement, life on the edge.

00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,Hey! Fancy a riotous night out? Don't
you mean to go on?

00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:18,No, I mustn't.

00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:20,I ought to get settled in first.

00:02:20,410 --> 00:02:21,First day tomorrow.

00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:24,OK. I'll point you towards a nurse's
accommodation.

00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:28,Then we're going, even if you have to
hop all the way there.

00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,Don't worry. We're a friendly bunch.

00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:32,Oh! Oh, sorry!

00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:37,Oh, um, look, don't worry. I can get you
a doctor. This is a hospital.

00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:39,You don't say.

00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:42,And you're here for your lobotomy, I
presume.

00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:55,You two, keep your hands in your pockets
if you can't behave.

00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:58,Brian. What? The toy.

00:02:58,990 --> 00:03:00,Pick it up.

00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:06,Well, I will have to do some tests to
confirm it, but I would say that you're

00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:07,probably anemic, Mrs Hastings.

00:03:08,090 --> 00:03:11,Have you been having particularly heavy
periods recently? They were.

00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:13,They've settled down now.

00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:17,I thought I might be finished with all
that and they're like... Oh!

00:03:17,510 --> 00:03:18,I saw that.

00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:21,You, get here now.

00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:22,Come here.

00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:23,Bring me the guns.

00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:24,Give them to me and stand here.

00:03:24,931 --> 00:03:29,Their father would neither use nor
honour me, but at least I could threaten

00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:30,with him.

00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,Oh, all right. Mr Hastings not around at
the moment?

00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:34,Round his fancy woman's.

00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:36,Is it all right now? Does it look all
right?

00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:40,The people tell her birth is a swelling
fit to burst.

00:03:40,781 --> 00:03:42,Feels as though I've been kicked by a
mule.

00:03:42,870 --> 00:03:43,Or an a***s.

00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:45,What's going on?

00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,It's the new nurse, Matron.

00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:47,Bit of an accident.

00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:48,New nurse indeed.

00:03:48,981 --> 00:03:51,It's been over two minutes and she's
maiming the staff.

00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,Her case clonked him on the knee.

00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:55,Oh, well, let's get you seen to.

00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:58,Sister Bridget will take care of you,
Student Nurse Clark.

00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,And I shall see you in the morning.

00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,That nurse has tinkered with a well
-oiled machine.

00:04:07,871 --> 00:04:10,If my handicap suffers, she'll be for
the high job.

00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,Oh, come now. I'm sure you'll still be
able to knock a little ball around.

00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,Me and Terry haven't been seeing eye to
eye for ages.

00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:25,It's all right.

00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,It'd be easy if we had some money coming
in. Mum, it's not my fault.

00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,I tried my best.

00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,I'm sorry, Doctor.

00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:34,He's upset.

00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:38,He g***t the sack from Jackson for
butchers last week. He g***t a job as a

00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,lad. It didn't last long.

00:04:40,441 --> 00:04:43,I didn't know Brian had left school.
He's 50. He didn't have much choice when

00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:44,his dad went.

00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:47,I can't raise five boys on thin air.

00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:51,Why did he lose his job? He's too busy
daydreaming. Well, it's teenagers for

00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,you. Too busy thinking about other
things, I suppose.

00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,See you in the morning for Mary Thorne.

00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:00,You're looking good, girl.

00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,Eyes to me, sweetheart. Eyes to me,
yeah?

00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:03,Lovely.

00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:06,I want your drugs in the air, yeah?

00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:09,Andrea, can we have children, my
darling? Thank you very much.

00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:13,Lots of energy. Let's have fun, girl.
Come on. I wouldn't give for a job like

00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:14,that. Me too, lad.

00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,In another life, perhaps.

00:05:18,690 --> 00:05:20,I'll hang on for a bit. Good night to
you.

00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,And your leg, darling.

00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:24,Just there. Perfect.

00:05:24,481 --> 00:05:25,You okay, darling?

00:05:25,970 --> 00:05:28,Lovely. Keep it there, girl. You're
doing great.

00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:30,Smile, girl. Smile, yeah?

00:05:31,521 --> 00:05:33,That's it.

00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,Right, girls. Time to move on, yeah? Get
your kit together. Let's do it lively,

00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,all right?

00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:38,That's it.

00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,Hiya, just one, please. It's on me.

00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:47,Oh, thanks, Dom.

00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,So far, so good?

00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,Thanks for inviting me.

00:05:55,921 --> 00:05:58,Well, technically, you invited yourself.

00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:58,Oh, well.

00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,Just going to show how keen I was.

00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:56,Hi, Mum.

00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,Hi, Bunty.

00:07:06,270 --> 00:07:07,They're so brave!

00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:11,That's more like it. It's called the
Wall of Death.

00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,Now that is not a good sign.

00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:17,We won't see you on there then, Alan.
Flying around on your scooter.

00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:35,Pretty dishy. Yep, that one is so
perfect.

00:07:35,981 --> 00:07:39,Thank you very much, ladies and
gentlemen. If you've enjoyed the show,

00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:44,tell your friends. If you haven't,
you're very difficult to please.

00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,You've had your money's worth, haven't
you?

00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,Some people are never satisfied.

00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:03,Everyone is to sit down with all their
hands next.

00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,Don't push it to me. It's not worth it.

00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,You worry too much, Marlo. Yeah? You've
g***t good reasons to.

00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:18,Pam, head up, darling.

00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,Lovely girl.

00:08:22,411 --> 00:08:25,Andrea, I need more from you in the back
there, my darling. More love. Give me

00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:26,more. That's it, darling. Lovely.

00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,Thank...