Marry Me s01e01 Pilot.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:03,224, Character said: Wow, what a great trip.

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At 00:00:05,124, Character said: Totally

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At 00:00:06,556, Character said: So fun

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At 00:00:07,914, Character said: That was a perfect anniversary. Thank you.

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At 00:00:10,557, Character said: Hands down the best trip I've ever taken.

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At 00:00:12,657, Character said: I cannot believe we have been
dating for 6 years, and I'm 32.

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At 00:00:17,818, Character said: I ** 32. Wow.

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At 00:00:19,918, Character said: You don't look a day over early 30's.

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At 00:00:21,920, Character said: You know, you don't meet a lot of couples

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At 00:00:23,480, Character said: That just date for 6
years, especially post-30.

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At 00:00:26,127, Character said: Yeah, well, we're a special breed,
You know, it's us, it's Goldie and Kurt,

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At 00:00:28,696, Character said: And for a little while it was
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon,

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At 00:00:31,072, Character said: But I think she's dating
a ping-pong player now.

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At 00:00:33,576, Character said: Tough titties for Timmy on that one.

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At 00:00:35,168, Character said: Though teetons for Timbo.

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At 00:00:36,960, Character said: Mm

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At 00:00:37,929, Character said: Hey, I ** pooped,

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At 00:00:39,599, Character said: Which is the worst way to
say that you're tired,

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At 00:00:41,586, Character said: But I said it, so I'm sticking with it.

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At 00:00:43,176, Character said: So I'm gonna go hit the sack,

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At 00:00:44,309, Character said: Which is another terrible way to say...

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At 00:00:45,744, Character said: Wait

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At 00:00:47,752, Character said: I mean, just hang back, buddy.

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At 00:00:50,004, Character said: Um, before the trip is officially over,

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At 00:00:52,740, Character said: Are you sure there isn't anything else

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At 00:00:54,040, Character said: You wanted to maybe, like,
ask me or whatever?

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At 00:00:56,468, Character said: I'll pop some champagne, or we could sit,

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At 00:00:57,976, Character said: Or you could kneel, should
that be more comfortable.

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At 00:01:00,176, Character said: Ugh, champagne? I don't know,

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At 00:01:01,710, Character said: What are we celebrating,
how expensive that trip was?

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At 00:01:03,846, Character said: Hey-o! [Chuckles]

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At 00:01:05,448, Character said: No, I'm exhausted,
but you have at that champagne.

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At 00:01:08,884, Character said: Have at, girl.

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At 00:01:10,085, Character said: [Laughs]

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At 00:01:16,425, Character said: I can't believe you didn't
propose on this trip, Jake!

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At 00:01:21,097, Character said: There, I said it.

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At 00:01:22,765, Character said: I said what everyone else
has been thinking/asking me

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At 00:01:25,701, Character said: For the last five years!

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At 00:01:27,169, Character said: Where is the d***n skinny girl?

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At 00:01:29,038, Character said: Annie, turn around.

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At 00:01:30,006, Character said: You think this is funny?

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At 00:01:31,507, Character said: I have been in full hair
and makeup for two weeks.

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At 00:01:33,309, Character said: I painted my nails in the unisex
bathroom of a Mexican tour bus.

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At 00:01:36,846, Character said: And for what?

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At 00:01:38,180, Character said: So my hand looked pretty when we high-fived

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At 00:01:39,915, Character said: After you broke your record
for most empanadas in a day?

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At 00:01:42,017, Character said: What are you waiting for?
We're in our 30s, buddy.

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At 00:01:45,121, Character said: If we want to have a kid
that's not all jacked up,

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At 00:01:46,922, Character said: We better get to stepping.

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At 00:01:48,457, Character said: We don't even live together. Wait a second.

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At 00:01:49,859, Character said: You're the one who said you didn't want

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At 00:01:50,960, Character said: To move in until we g***t engaged.

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At 00:01:52,595, Character said: I love you, Jake, and I want
to be together forever,

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At 00:01:54,930, Character said: But do you not love me?

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At 00:01:56,499, Character said: Then, please, free me
while I still have an egg.

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At 00:01:59,602, Character said: - Give me one egg.
- Annie, of course...

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At 00:02:01,203, Character said: One egg, and I'll pack my bag, and I'll go.

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At 00:02:03,005, Character said: Of course I love you, okay?
Would you just turn around?

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At 00:02:04,640, Character said: Did your garbage friend Gil
get in your head again?

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At 00:02:06,642, Character said: Garbage friend?

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At 00:02:08,344, Character said: Gil didn't get divorced
because "marriage blows."

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At 00:02:09,612, Character said: He g***t divorced

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At 00:02:11,280, Character said: 'Cause he went on a four-year
mozzarella marinara-thon

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At 00:02:13,582, Character said: And now probably can't maintain an erection

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At 00:02:15,284, Character said: For as long as s***x takes.

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At 00:02:16,585, Character said: Your friends are garbage people.

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At 00:02:18,687, Character said: Hey, your best friend always says,

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At 00:02:20,389, Character said: "Marriage isn't a good look,"
whatever that means,

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At 00:02:22,425, Character said: And you don't call her a garbage person.

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At 00:02:24,226, Character said: It's a front... every girl
wants to get married, okay?

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At 00:02:26,595, Character said: And Dennah might think
that she's super cool now,

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At 00:02:28,464, Character said: With her "marriage shmarriage"
attitude and her stupid rompers,

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At 00:02:30,433, Character said: But there's a storm a-coming,
and it's called her early 40s,

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At 00:02:32,968, Character said: So she better just switch over
to aol tonight,

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At 00:02:34,837, Character said: 'Cause she is gonna be that
weird, sad, short-haired aunt

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At 00:02:37,039, Character said: Who brings a friend to everything.

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At 00:02:38,374, Character said: Oh, my God. That was hard to follow.

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At 00:02:41,177, Character said: Would you just turn around?

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At 00:02:42,912, Character said: It's your mom, isn't it?

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At 00:02:44,747, Character said: - Watch yourself.
- She doesn't like me, does she?

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At 00:02:46,882, Character said: Guess what, don't like her.

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At 00:02:48,184, Character said: She's an angel walking amongst us.

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At 00:02:50,252, Character said: She's the most negative person
on the planet.

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At 00:02:52,722, Character said: - She's been through a lot.
- Of friends.

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At 00:02:54,824, Character said: She's been through a lot of friends

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At 00:02:56,192, Character said: 'Cause she's a bitch.

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At 00:02:57,560, Character said: Whoa, time out. Flag on the play.

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At 00:02:59,295, Character said: I'm a catch, okay? I'm funny.

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At 00:03:00,896, Character said: I do hot yoga a lot,
and I didn't even freak out

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At 00:03:02,598, Character said: When I caught you masturbating
to an Us Weekly

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At 00:03:04,333, Character said: Of that surfer girl who g***t
her arm bitten off by a shark.

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At 00:03:06,435, Character said: I will not apologize for that.

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At 00:03:08,137, Character said: Bethany deserves to be treated
just like everybody else.

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At 00:03:10,106, Character said: Then why don't you go marry her

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At 00:03:11,907, Character said: And have a ton of little
one-armed babies together?

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At 00:03:14,110, Character said: Oh, my God, turn the [Bleep] around!

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At 00:03:16,112, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:18,214, Character said: [Gasps]

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At 00:03:19,382, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:03:21,283, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:22,351, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:24,286, Character said: So, you know...

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At 00:03:28,290, Character said: Will you marry me?

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At 00:03:32,428, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:03:33,429, Character said: I would like that very much.

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At 00:03:35,431, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:03:39,769, Character said: That is... that's a beautiful ring.

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At 00:03:42,838, Character said: Okay, everyone. Come on out.

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At 00:03:44,707, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:52,915, Character said: Hey, it's the whole gang.

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At 00:03:55,484, Character said: Gang's all here.

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At 00:03:56,886, Character said: Gil, looking good, not garbage-y at all.

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At 00:04:01,157, Character said: Oh, and my dads are here.

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At 00:04:03,059, Character said: Glad you guys could be here
to share in whatever this is.

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At 00:04:06,996, Character said: Hey, Dennah, girl.

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At 00:04:08,931, Character said: I'm loving that romper.

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At 00:04:11,133, Character said: Everybody's here.

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At 00:04:12,768, Character said: Yes, yes.

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At 00:04:14,804, Character said: Well, should we move on to the toasts?

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At 00:04:18,307, Character said: Mom, do you want to kick us off?

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At 00:04:24,146, Character said: Myrna... Mrs. Schuffman.

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At 00:04:26,916, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:28,384, Character said: Too soon to call you mom?

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At 00:04:30,987, Character said: [Home by Edward Sharpe
and The Magnetic Zeros]

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At 00:04:33,155, Character said: [Whistling]

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At 00:04:35,741, Character said:
Oh, home


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At 00:04:37,483, Character said:
Let me come home


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At 00:04:40,316, Character said:
Home is wherever I'm with you


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At 00:04:44,453, Character said:
Oh, home


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At 00:04:46,180, Character said:
Let me come home


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At 00:04:49,212, Character said:
Home is when I'm alone with you


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At 00:04:52,267, Character said:
Home, let me come home


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At 00:04:55,301, Character said: Synced and corrected by Squallounet
www.addic7ed.com

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At 00:04:59,115, Character said: I ** so sorry about all of this, Taryn.

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At 00:05:00,816, Character said: Thank you for coming.

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At 00:05:01,884, Character said: Dennah, oh, my gosh,

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At 00:05:03,552, Character said: Can we just chalk this up
to constructive criticism?

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