Garcon Stupide ENG Subtitles

00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:36,STUPID BOY

00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,produced by
ROBERT BONER

00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,directed by
LIONEL BAIER

00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:25,- Hello.
- Hi.

00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,- Did I chat with you on line?

00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,Yeah.

00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:29,- Let's go.

00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,Can I order what I want?
- Of course.

00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,I'll have... I don't know.

00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,A small De Luxe Menu.

00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,- Aren't you hungry?
Don't you want a big one?

00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,Well, we just met.
- A large De Luxe.

00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,All right.

00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,Well, no. A Cheese Royal.

00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,Welcome to MacDonald's.
Your order, please.

00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,Oh, no. Ice cubes!

00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,- We said no ice cubes.

00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,They're idiots, that's all.

00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,You can't trust them.

00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:26,Can I put this...

00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:27,- Go ahead.

00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,- What's your name?

00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,Excuse me.

00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,Mark. And you?

00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,- Did you see how long
it took you to answer?

00:02:58,840 --> 00:02:59,- 10 minutes!

00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,- So tell me, what's your name?

00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,Something was stuck.

00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,- What's your name?

00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:05,I said Mark.

00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,- Come on. What is it?

00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,And you?

00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,- My real name? I'll tell you.

00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,What is it?
- Lionel.

00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,Lionel?

00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,- And your's?

00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,Loic.

00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,- Why didn't you tell me before?

00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,I don't know.

00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:28,If I use an alias it's because
I don't want to tell you.

00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,- On line, I understand, but here...

00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,- What's the difference?

00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,- Loic is nice. Unusual.

00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,It's from Brittany.

00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,- Are you from Brittany?

00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,My parents met there.

00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,- In Brittany?

00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,They were at a demonstration
against oil spills or something.

00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,They met there.

00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,You want to know all about me.

00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,- You can tell me to f***k off.

00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,I'm just trying to protect

00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,my character's intimacy
facing your's. I mean...

00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,- Your character!
- I'm playing a role.

00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,We don't know each other.

00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:15,- It's great to eat.

00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,- When was the last time?

00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,It's been at least a day.

00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,- A day?
- Yeah.

00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:24,- Why?

00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,I'm saving money.

00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,- Economising on food?

00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,I've already put some money aside.

00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,- It's not a great idea.

00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,I don't mind.

00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,Food costs a lot.

00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,- Never hungry?

00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:39,I have a system.

00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,- A system?

00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:44,I have a system.

00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,Aspirin with Maalox.

00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,- You take aspirin and Maalox.

00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,You know about that?

00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,Photos aren't allowed.

00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,- You finished work early?
Today, yeah.

00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:24,- How are you?

00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:25,- Like your picture?

00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,- It's nice.

00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:31,- You don't.

00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,- You're working?
Yes.

00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,"REFLECTIONS ON
HITLERIAN PHILOSOPHY"

00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:40,- What's that?

00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:41,Hitlerian...

00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,- Hitler.

00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:44,- You know Hitler.

00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,Ah... Hitlerian.
I didn't understand.

00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,Notice anything?

00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,- Notice anything about me?

00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,My eyebrow... The piercing.

00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,- You see something?
Yeah. I see.

00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,- It's a piercing.
Yes, I know.

00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,- How do you like it?
Why did you do it?

00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,I called right away.
Otherwise I wouldn't do it.

00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:16,He disinfected it, then pinched
the skin gently and clack!

00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,Did it hurt?

00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,- A bit.

00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,Good Evening.

00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:22,- 2 tickets, please.

00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,We close in 10 minutes.

00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:31,- Go right in.

00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,- Can you give me 10 minutes?

00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,I'll take some pictures.

00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,Do you mind?

00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,You coming?

00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,Be careful.

00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,Do you want to sleep over?

00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,I live alone.

00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,If you want, you can stay.
It's not a problem.

00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:17,Where do I put the condom?

00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,- Leave it on the sink,
I'll take care of it.

00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,Do you have someone? A lover?

00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,I'm all alone.

00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:31,I had someone last year
for about 2 or 3 weeks.

00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,He was a very egocentric guy
and didn't take care of me.

00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,I want someone to care of me
and I would care for him.

00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,- I want to live as a normal couple

00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,and not just sit in a corner

00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:50,waiting for someone to draw near,
waiting for someone to want me.

00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:56,He g***t up in the morning
and went right to the computer.

00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,He went to the computer after lunch.

00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,He was always at the computer.

00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,- How do you get home?

00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,- I stay with girlfriend in Lausanne.

00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,- There aren't any
late trains to Bulle.

00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,- You sleep at her place?
- Yes.

00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:11,- Are you bi or gay?

00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,- No, I'm gay.

00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,- She's a friend. It's a long story.

00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,- We care for each other.

00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,- It's affection.

00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,What's that devilish look?

00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,- I was thinking about
all of your adventures.

00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,Oh yeah?

00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,- You're real

00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,hot on line.

00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,- You're direct.

00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,- You don't go on and on.

00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,Why waste time? Can you tell me?

00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,- Before s***x it's interesting to...
- Internet is expensive.

00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,- What's interesting before s***x
is seduction, even on line.

00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,Seduction?
- Yes.

00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,- Waiting a bit... Desiring the other...

00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,Yeah. Yeah. I know.

00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,I'm direct. With me it's:
" Come here and Bang! "

00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,We meet and that's it.

00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,- I don't want to piss you off but

00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,to desire someone
you should wait awhile,

00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,you should try, just a little.

00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:32,It depends if you want to f***k or if
you're looking for something more.

00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,You prefer feelings?

00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,- It's about the pleasure of
being with someone

00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,even for a moment.

00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,- Even...