V. H. S. Halloween. 2025. 720p. AMZN. WEB-DL. DDP5. 1. H. 264-BFM Subtitles

At 00:01:08,000, Character said: I'm gonna have a few people
that you need to meet today.

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At 00:01:12,379, Character said: You might want to
introduce yourself.

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At 00:01:14,172, Character said: I think that'd be good.
-Yeah.

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At 00:01:15,586, Character said: What was your name again?
-Uh, Linda.

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At 00:01:17,655, Character said: Linda.

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At 00:01:22,000, Character said: Fantastic.

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At 00:01:23,896, Character said: Hi. Blaine.

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At 00:01:28,103, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:29,482, Character said: We're excited to have you guys.

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At 00:01:30,758, Character said: You guys excited
to try some sodas?

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At 00:01:36,551, Character said: Yeah. See you guys soon.

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At 00:01:39,586, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:02:05,344, Character said: Hello, 37.

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At 00:02:07,896, Character said: Uh, hello.

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At 00:02:10,517, Character said: We're thrilled to be
testing our new product

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At 00:02:12,931, Character said: here in the United Kingdom

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At 00:02:14,551, Character said: and so happy that you could
be a part of our journey.

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At 00:02:18,172, Character said: -Thanks. Uh...
-Super.

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At 00:02:19,448, Character said: Do you enjoy soda?

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At 00:02:22,413, Character said: -Uh, yeah, actually.
-Great.

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At 00:02:24,310, Character said: Now, in front of you is our test
formula for our new product.

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At 00:02:29,586, Character said: It's called Diet Phantasma.

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At 00:02:33,655, Character said: Diet?

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At 00:02:35,206, Character said: Trust me, 37.

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At 00:02:36,931, Character said: This has all the taste
of original Phantasma.

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At 00:02:41,586, Character said: Now...
-Why ** I hooked up

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At 00:02:43,172, Character said: to all these wires?

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At 00:02:44,310, Character said: No interruptions, please.

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At 00:02:46,413, Character said: Now, the wires...

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At 00:02:48,482, Character said: there's no need to
worry about them.

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At 00:02:49,862, Character said: They're just there
so that the boffins

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At 00:02:52,344, Character said: can get a reading.

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At 00:02:55,068, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:56,758, Character said: Perfect.

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At 00:02:57,862, Character said: Now open the can

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At 00:03:01,034, Character said: and enjoy the spooktacular taste

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At 00:03:05,827, Character said: of Diet Phantasma.

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At 00:03:09,206, Character said: -Drink it now?
-Yes.

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At 00:03:10,758, Character said: That would mean drink it now.

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At 00:03:25,482, Character said: All right, um...

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At 00:03:27,965, Character said: It tastes like...

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At 00:03:41,206, Character said: Help!

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At 00:03:46,862, Character said: Ahh!

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At 00:03:57,310, Character said: Pulse setting 31.

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At 00:04:11,793, Character said: Can someone get in
there and clean it up?!

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At 00:04:38,206, Character said: -Okay. Is it on?
-Yeah. Do it.

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At 00:04:42,965, Character said: S***y.

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At 00:04:44,689, Character said: Sick as f***k.

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At 00:04:46,379, Character said: Take it off.

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At 00:04:47,896, Character said: That's crazy.

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At 00:04:50,413, Character said: I'm sorry.
-Just take it.

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At 00:04:51,517, Character said: I'm trying.

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At 00:04:56,103, Character said: Welcome to our final
Halloween on planet Earth

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At 00:04:59,586, Character said: before we become lame-a***s
taxpaying adults.

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At 00:05:02,655, Character said: Right?
-We're going to college,

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At 00:05:04,172, Character said: not a nursing home.
-No, I have to watch

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At 00:05:06,137, Character said: my best friend Kaleigh turn
into a Yale clone in real time

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At 00:05:09,517, Character said: while I sit here and rot in MCC.

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At 00:05:13,068, Character said: Tell the people...

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At 00:05:14,896, Character said: are you too good for us
now, Kaleigh Franklin, hmm?

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At 00:05:17,827, Character said: Um, as a future member of
the Yale class of 2009,

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At 00:05:20,310, Character said: yes, absolutely. Thank
you so much for asking.

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At 00:05:24,586, Character said: I'm kidding.

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At 00:05:26,758, Character said: I love you, dude.
Don't be annoying.

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At 00:05:28,620, Character said: -Annoying?
-Yeah, annoying.

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At 00:05:29,827, Character said: -Annoying?
-You're annoying.

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At 00:05:31,344, Character said: I'm doing us a service
by filming this, okay?

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At 00:05:33,241, Character said: Our future selves are
going to look back

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At 00:05:35,172, Character said: and remember what it
felt like to be legends

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At 00:05:36,896, Character said: before our titties
started to sag.

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At 00:05:38,655, Character said: What the hell is wrong with you?

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At 00:05:40,034, Character said: You are the freaking
worst, you know?

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At 00:05:42,413, Character said: Someone needs to experiment
on your brain, okay?

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At 00:05:43,965, Character said: Come on. Last Halloween, bitch.

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At 00:05:46,931, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:05:49,896, Character said: Okay, just... We're
not getting arrested!

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At 00:05:52,172, Character said: What? The police would...

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At 00:05:53,827, Character said: -Jesus God!
-Oh, my f***g f***k!

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At 00:05:55,931, Character said: The Mommy's gonna get you!

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At 00:05:57,931, Character said: The Mommy's gonna get you!
-Are you f***g serious?

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At 00:06:00,172, Character said: -Really?
-You're too old

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At 00:06:01,965, Character said: to trick-or-treat.
She's gonna make you

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At 00:06:03,758, Character said: disappear forever,
you ugly old lady.

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At 00:06:05,793, Character said: Aw, is the mommy
witch gonna make me

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At 00:06:07,310, Character said: one of her milk-sucking
babies like you?

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At 00:06:09,137, Character said: -Bitch face!
-Yeah, what he said!

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At 00:06:11,896, Character said: Where are your f***g parents?

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At 00:06:13,793, Character said: -The mommy's not real!
-Oh, my God.

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At 00:06:17,310, Character said: Literally. Like, do you
like yelling at 8-year-olds?

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At 00:06:20,413, Character said: -Yes, I do.
-Okay.

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At 00:06:21,724, Character said: What? They're misogynists, okay?

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At 00:06:23,068, Character said: And besides, ugly
old ladies? Please.

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At 00:06:25,034, Character said: You're literally the one who
was talking about sagging t***s.

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At 00:06:27,000, Character said: Yeah, well, like it or
not, it's the truth, okay?

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At 00:06:29,793, Character said: God. Word. Can we
go get some candy?

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At 00:06:32,448, Character said: It's baby time.

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At 00:06:41,827, Character said: Trick or treat, Grandpa!

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At 00:06:44,586, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:06:47,655, Character said: Aren't you girls a
little too old for this?

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At 00:06:49,241, Character said: What do you mean, sir?
I'm just a little baby.

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At 00:06:52,827, Character said: I can't.
-Take it. Go, go, go, go, go!

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At 00:06:57,724, Character said: -Hey!
-Go, go!

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At 00:06:59,862, Character said: No. Lacie. Oh, my God!

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At 00:07:01,827, Character said: "Please take one"?

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At 00:07:04,379, Character said: -Oh, man.
-Take them all.

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At 00:07:06,137, Character said: My queen.
-My darling. My lady.

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At 00:07:08,206, Character said: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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At 00:07:10,172, Character said: wait, wait, wait, wait!

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At 00:07:11,620, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:07:15,310, Character said: Seduce him. Seduce him!

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At 00:07:18,620, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:07:22,206, Character said: I think Danny's cute, yes.
-Okay.

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At 00:07:24,000, Character said: -I don't think Matt is cute.
-No, that's valid.

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At 00:07:26,000, Character said: Receding hairline
and all, you know?

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At 00:07:30,724, Character said: After last year's Halloween,

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At 00:07:32,103, Character said: I do not like them
out here alone.

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At 00:07:34,034, Character said: That girl was
barely 18 years old.

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At 00:07:35,724, Character said: -I mean, she was still a senior.
-Trick or treat!

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At 00:07:37,620, Character said: Dude, did you hear them?
That was this neighborhood.

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At 00:07:40,862, Character said: -Huh?
-Stop. Listen.

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At 00:07:42,793, Character said: The girl from Brighton High,
the one who went missing

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At 00:07:44,655, Character said: last year on Halloween.

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At 00:07:46,620, Character said: Hello? Remember?
-Oh, yeah!

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At 00:07:49,689, Character said: Eh, she was kind
of asking for it

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At 00:07:50,965, Character said: in that slutty
cheerleader costume.

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At 00:07:52,793, Character said: Have you read any
feminist texts?

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At 00:07:54,655, Character said: -Jesus Christ, Kaleigh.
-Any books at all?

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At 00:07:56,379, Character said: Down. Down. No, too down.

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At 00:07:57,827, Character said: Go up. Oh, my God.
Split the difference.

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At 00:07:59,275, Character said: In the middle. In the
middle. No, you had it.

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At 00:08:00,862, Character said: You had it. Okay, perfect.
-Ready?

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At 00:08:02,206, Character said: -Ready, ready.
-Five, six.

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At 00:08:06,862, Character said: -Okay, harmony!
-♪ The candy ♪

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At 00:08:08,310, Character said: -Okay, harmony.
-♪ Spirit of Halloween ♪

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At 00:08:10,931, Character said: Don't throw your candy at
me. That's the holy candy.

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At 00:08:12,896, Character said: Girl, can you switch with me?

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At 00:08:14,793, Character said: I don't like the one I'm eating.
-No.

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At 00:08:16,758, Character said: -Why?
-Okay, fine. What do you want?

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At 00:08:18,758, Character said: -I dunno.
-Well, then figure it out.

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At 00:08:20,724, Character said: Don't spit it. Come on, dude.

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At 00:08:22,517, Character said: -Holy s***t.
-What?

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At 00:08:24,862, Character said: How the f***k did
we miss that one?

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At 00:08:26,620, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:08:30,620, Character said: Bitch.

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At 00:08:32,310, Character said: -Oh, s***t.
-They definitely have

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At 00:08:34,586, Character said: king-sized candy bars. Come on!

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At 00:08:37,551, Character said: God d***n.

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At 00:08:40,206, Character said: That little girl
didn't want any candy?

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At 00:08:41,689, Character said: So? who cares?
More candy for us.

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At 00:08:43,379, Character said: Let's go!
-Oh, God.

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At 00:08:44,827, Character said: Faster, bitch! You
run like my grandma!

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At 00:08:47,586, Character said: So sick.

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At 00:08:49,620, Character said: -Any day now.
-I'm coming.

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At 00:08:55,758, Character said: "Twick or tweat."

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At 00:08:57,482, Character said: Hello?

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