Frasier (2023) S01E01 Subtitles

00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:07,♪

00:00:18,713 --> 00:00:19,Frasier!

00:00:19,714 --> 00:00:21,Corny!

00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:25,Welcome back to Boston.

00:00:25,111 --> 00:00:26,My God, you haven't aged a day.

00:00:27,026 --> 00:00:28,And you...

00:00:28,636 --> 00:00:30,Well, thanks for coming
to pick me up.

00:00:30,116 --> 00:00:32,My pleasure.

00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,How was your father's funeral?

00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:37,Emotional, but it
was a good sendoff.

00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,He'll be missed.

00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:41,-Of course. My condolences.
-Thank you.

00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,Weren't you traveling with your
nephew? Niles and Daphne's son?

00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:45,Yes, yes, he should be
along any minute.

00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,Sorry for the delay,
Uncle Frasier.

00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:50,I took a sleeping pill
on the flight for my anxiety

00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,and I had to balance it out
with three shots of espresso.

00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,So, I ** feeling...

00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:57,amazing, I ** feeling so good.

00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:00,David, I'd like you
to meet Alan Cornwall.

00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:03,Alan, meet my nephew David.

00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,Alan is an old pal of mine
from my Oxford days

00:01:05,064 --> 00:01:07,and the professor who wrote
your recommendation to Harvard.

00:01:07,588 --> 00:01:09,Well met, David.

00:01:09,242 --> 00:01:10,How have your first few weeks
at school been?

00:01:10,852 --> 00:01:12,A little rocky, to be honest.

00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,Well, chin up.

00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,You can't be doing any worse
than this one poor kid

00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:17,in my Intro to Psych class.

00:01:17,337 --> 00:01:20,On day one, in front
of 300 students,

00:01:20,253 --> 00:01:21,he runs in late, trips,

00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:23,spills coffee all down
his white shirt,

00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:26,and then he loses a shoe
that we still haven't found.

00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:29,Yeah, look. Look at this dolt.

00:01:36,921 --> 00:01:38,So, lots of changes
in your life.

00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:42,Still can't believe how
big TV personality

00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,Frasier Crane walks away
from his talk show.

00:01:45,191 --> 00:01:47,It was time. I told them,

00:01:47,062 --> 00:01:48,"Get off your knees,
stop begging,

00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,I'm already out the door."

00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,-And things with Charlotte?
-She told me the same thing.

00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,But it was for the best.

00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:55,After 20 years in Chicago,

00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:57,it was time for George Bailey
to get that old bag

00:01:57,463 --> 00:01:59,out of the closet
and see the world.

00:01:59,466 --> 00:02:01,-Ah.
-Ubp, ubp, ubp.

00:02:01,076 --> 00:02:03,Let me, Uncle.

00:02:09,215 --> 00:02:10,Sorry.

00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,Here.

00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,Oh!

00:02:20,008 --> 00:02:22,I don't have the heart to tell
him that's not my luggage.

00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,Oh, gosh, I could sure
use a breve latte

00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:32,before we hit the road.

00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,-Excuse me? Frasier Crane?
-Yes?

00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:37,Sir, I know it's exciting to see
a celebrity like my uncle,

00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,but I beg you
for a little privacy.

00:02:38,853 --> 00:02:40,He just had
a very exhausting trip.

00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,Look how haggard he is.

00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,Don't worry, I have
an eidetic memory.

00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,So you tell me your address,

00:02:46,121 --> 00:02:47,and I'll make sure you get
an autographed photo.

00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:49,I don't know either of you.

00:02:49,429 --> 00:02:51,He dropped his wallet
and I saw the license.

00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:55,Oh, good Lord. Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.

00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:57,-Sorry about that, Uncle.
-Oh, forget it.

00:02:58,003 --> 00:02:59,I can't. Eidetic memory.

00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:01,I'll get the coffee.

00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:05,He's fun.

00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:07,I'm so pleased
you finally agreed

00:03:07,882 --> 00:03:09,to come and guest lecture
my class.

00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,Oh, it was my pleasure.

00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:14,Plus, I wanted to stop in
and check on my son.

00:03:14,149 --> 00:03:15,Well, didn't you just
see Freddy in Seattle?

00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,Ugh, you Americans and
your ghastly attachments

00:03:17,718 --> 00:03:19,to your children.

00:03:19,154 --> 00:03:20,No, no, he didn't make it
to the funeral.

00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,Some sort of a work emergency.

00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:24,And how are things
between you two?

00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:27,I remember how tense it was
when he dropped out of Harvard.

00:03:27,815 --> 00:03:29,All these years later,
I still don't get it.

00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:33,But he's forging his own path
and I support that.

00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:34,And I believe you.

00:03:34,735 --> 00:03:36,Now, look, now we're both liars.

00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,Come on.

00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,Oh, thank you.

00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,Hey, can I help you?

00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:02,Freddy! Surprise!

00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:05,Dad. You're... at my door.

00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:07,Unannounced.

00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:08,You know, there's a shorter
way to say that.

00:04:08,943 --> 00:04:10,"Surprise!"

00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,I'm in town for a guest lecture,

00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,I wanted to say hello.

00:04:14,601 --> 00:04:16,Oh, great.

00:04:17,473 --> 00:04:18,Hello.

00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:25,Okay.

00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,Yes, thank you,
I'd love to come in.

00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:32,So...

00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,Your place is so...

00:04:36,057 --> 00:04:37,D***n, when I started
that sentence

00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:38,I thought I'd think
of something.

00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:42,Yeah, sorry. The Picasso's
getting reframed

00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,and the whole second floor's
in the shop.

00:04:44,979 --> 00:04:48,You know, you have your mother's
sense of humor, Frederick.

00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:51,No, no, it's-it's charming,

00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,it reminds me of the sort
of place one would...

00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,wrestle a cartoon rat
for a crust of bread.

00:04:54,989 --> 00:04:56,There it is.

00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:59,Your subtle reminder
I'd make more money

00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,if I wasn't just a firefighter.

00:05:00,821 --> 00:05:02,No, no, I admire what you do.

00:05:02,823 --> 00:05:04,It's a noble profession,
it's just that...

00:05:04,912 --> 00:05:07,you did so well in
your psych classes at Harvard.

00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:09,Right, but I wanted
to do something important.

00:05:09,264 --> 00:05:10,What I do is important.

00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:11,It's at least as important
as what you do.

00:05:11,832 --> 00:05:13,Okay, sure, let's find someone

00:05:13,399 --> 00:05:15,who has low self-esteem
and is also on fire,

00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,and see which one of us
they run to first.

00:05:17,403 --> 00:05:21,There's that mother
of yours again.

00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,Sorry.

00:05:23,409 --> 00:05:26,No, I'm sorry.

00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:29,We missed you at the funeral.

00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:31,And, um...

00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:32,I brought you something.

00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,I think your grandfather
would've wanted you to have it.

00:05:34,594 --> 00:05:38,Oh, cool. Thanks.

00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,I'll open it later.

00:05:40,687 --> 00:05:42,Later? Well, I know he's not

00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:44,waiting for a thank-you note,
but still.

00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:47,Freddy, can you turn down
your dad's TV show, it's r--

00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,Oh!

00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:50,It's a live show.

00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,Wow. Hi.

00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,I don't need to be told
who you are.

00:05:54,962 --> 00:05:58,I wish I could say the same.

00:05:58,052 --> 00:05:59,Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Eve.

00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,I'm sure Freddy's told you
all about me.

00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:05,I have a funny anecdote
about that: no, he has not.

00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,Didn't know you
had a girlfriend,

00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:07,let alone one who'd
moved in with you.

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