Frasier (2023) S01E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:05,135, Character said: ♪

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At 00:00:18,713, Character said: Frasier!

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At 00:00:19,714, Character said: Corny!

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At 00:00:21,412, Character said: Welcome back to Boston.

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At 00:00:25,111, Character said: My God, you haven't aged a day.

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At 00:00:27,026, Character said: And you...

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At 00:00:28,636, Character said: Well, thanks for coming
to pick me up.

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At 00:00:30,116, Character said: My pleasure.

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At 00:00:32,336, Character said: How was your father's funeral?

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At 00:00:33,902, Character said: Emotional, but it
was a good sendoff.

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At 00:00:37,210, Character said: He'll be missed.

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At 00:00:38,690, Character said: -Of course. My condolences.
-Thank you.

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At 00:00:41,693, Character said: Weren't you traveling with your
nephew? Niles and Daphne's son?

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At 00:00:44,348, Character said: Yes, yes, he should be
along any minute.

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At 00:00:45,697, Character said: Sorry for the delay,
Uncle Frasier.

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At 00:00:47,873, Character said: I took a sleeping pill
on the flight for my anxiety

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At 00:00:50,354, Character said: and I had to balance it out
with three shots of espresso.

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At 00:00:52,965, Character said: So, I ** feeling...

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At 00:00:55,098, Character said: amazing, I ** feeling so good.

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At 00:00:57,970, Character said: David, I'd like you
to meet Alan Cornwall.

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At 00:01:00,494, Character said: Alan, meet my nephew David.

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At 00:01:03,193, Character said: Alan is an old pal of mine
from my Oxford days

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At 00:01:05,064, Character said: and the professor who wrote
your recommendation to Harvard.

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At 00:01:07,588, Character said: Well met, David.

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At 00:01:09,242, Character said: How have your first few weeks
at school been?

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At 00:01:10,852, Character said: A little rocky, to be honest.

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At 00:01:12,463, Character said: Well, chin up.

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At 00:01:14,160, Character said: You can't be doing any worse
than this one poor kid

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At 00:01:16,075, Character said: in my Intro to Psych class.

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At 00:01:17,337, Character said: On day one, in front
of 300 students,

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At 00:01:20,253, Character said: he runs in late, trips,

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At 00:01:21,907, Character said: spills coffee all down
his white shirt,

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At 00:01:23,561, Character said: and then he loses a shoe
that we still haven't found.

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At 00:01:28,305, Character said: Yeah, look. Look at this dolt.

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At 00:01:36,921, Character said: So, lots of changes
in your life.

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At 00:01:38,967, Character said: Still can't believe how
big TV personality

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At 00:01:42,536, Character said: Frasier Crane walks away
from his talk show.

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At 00:01:45,191, Character said: It was time. I told them,

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At 00:01:47,062, Character said: "Get off your knees,
stop begging,

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At 00:01:48,325, Character said: I'm already out the door."

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At 00:01:50,153, Character said: -And things with Charlotte?
-She told me the same thing.

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At 00:01:52,067, Character said: But it was for the best.

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At 00:01:54,069, Character said: After 20 years in Chicago,

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At 00:01:55,810, Character said: it was time for George Bailey
to get that old bag

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At 00:01:57,463, Character said: out of the closet
and see the world.

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At 00:01:59,466, Character said: -Ah.
-Ubp, ubp, ubp.

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At 00:02:01,076, Character said: Let me, Uncle.

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At 00:02:09,215, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:02:12,000, Character said: Here.

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At 00:02:16,570, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:02:20,008, Character said: I don't have the heart to tell
him that's not my luggage.

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At 00:02:28,930, Character said: Oh, gosh, I could sure
use a breve latte

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At 00:02:31,455, Character said: before we hit the road.

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At 00:02:32,978, Character said: -Excuse me? Frasier Crane?
-Yes?

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At 00:02:34,719, Character said: Sir, I know it's exciting to see
a celebrity like my uncle,

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At 00:02:37,287, Character said: but I beg you
for a little privacy.

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At 00:02:38,853, Character said: He just had
a very exhausting trip.

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At 00:02:40,594, Character said: Look how haggard he is.

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At 00:02:42,074, Character said: Don't worry, I have
an eidetic memory.

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At 00:02:44,250, Character said: So you tell me your address,

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At 00:02:46,121, Character said: and I'll make sure you get
an autographed photo.

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At 00:02:47,906, Character said: I don't know either of you.

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At 00:02:49,429, Character said: He dropped his wallet
and I saw the license.

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At 00:02:51,910, Character said: Oh, good Lord. Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.

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At 00:02:55,783, Character said: -Sorry about that, Uncle.
-Oh, forget it.

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At 00:02:58,003, Character said: I can't. Eidetic memory.

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At 00:03:00,005, Character said: I'll get the coffee.

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At 00:03:03,530, Character said: He's fun.

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At 00:03:06,664, Character said: I'm so pleased
you finally agreed

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At 00:03:07,882, Character said: to come and guest lecture
my class.

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At 00:03:09,406, Character said: Oh, it was my pleasure.

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At 00:03:10,929, Character said: Plus, I wanted to stop in
and check on my son.

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At 00:03:14,149, Character said: Well, didn't you just
see Freddy in Seattle?

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At 00:03:15,847, Character said: Ugh, you Americans and
your ghastly attachments

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At 00:03:17,718, Character said: to your children.

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At 00:03:19,154, Character said: No, no, he didn't make it
to the funeral.

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At 00:03:21,026, Character said: Some sort of a work emergency.

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At 00:03:22,723, Character said: And how are things
between you two?

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At 00:03:24,943, Character said: I remember how tense it was
when he dropped out of Harvard.

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At 00:03:27,815, Character said: All these years later,
I still don't get it.

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At 00:03:30,035, Character said: But he's forging his own path
and I support that.

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At 00:03:33,168, Character said: And I believe you.

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At 00:03:34,735, Character said: Now, look, now we're both liars.

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At 00:03:36,650, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:03:40,350, Character said: Oh, thank you.

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At 00:03:58,368, Character said: Hey, can I help you?

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At 00:03:59,934, Character said: Freddy! Surprise!

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At 00:04:02,285, Character said: Dad. You're... at my door.

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At 00:04:06,027, Character said: Unannounced.

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At 00:04:07,464, Character said: You know, there's a shorter
way to say that.

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At 00:04:08,943, Character said: "Surprise!"

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At 00:04:11,990, Character said: I'm in town for a guest lecture,

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At 00:04:13,383, Character said: I wanted to say hello.

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At 00:04:14,601, Character said: Oh, great.

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At 00:04:17,473, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:04:23,784, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:27,266, Character said: Yes, thank you,
I'd love to come in.

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At 00:04:30,095, Character said: So...

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At 00:04:32,489, Character said: Your place is so...

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At 00:04:36,057, Character said: D***n, when I started
that sentence

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At 00:04:37,581, Character said: I thought I'd think
of something.

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At 00:04:39,017, Character said: Yeah, sorry. The Picasso's
getting reframed

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At 00:04:42,673, Character said: and the whole second floor's
in the shop.

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At 00:04:44,979, Character said: You know, you have your mother's
sense of humor, Frederick.

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At 00:04:49,288, Character said: No, no, it's-it's charming,

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At 00:04:51,116, Character said: it reminds me of the sort
of place one would...

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At 00:04:52,683, Character said: wrestle a cartoon rat
for a crust of bread.

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At 00:04:54,989, Character said: There it is.

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At 00:04:56,774, Character said: Your subtle reminder
I'd make more money

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At 00:04:59,124, Character said: if I wasn't just a firefighter.

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At 00:05:00,821, Character said: No, no, I admire what you do.

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At 00:05:02,823, Character said: It's a noble profession,
it's just that...

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At 00:05:04,912, Character said: you did so well in
your psych classes at Harvard.

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At 00:05:07,088, Character said: Right, but I wanted
to do something important.

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At 00:05:09,264, Character said: What I do is important.

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At 00:05:10,744, Character said: It's at least as important
as what you do.

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At 00:05:11,832, Character said: Okay, sure, let's find someone

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At 00:05:13,399, Character said: who has low self-esteem
and is also on fire,

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At 00:05:15,314, Character said: and see which one of us
they run to first.

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At 00:05:17,403, Character said: There's that mother
of yours again.

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At 00:05:21,625, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:05:23,409, Character said: No, I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:26,543, Character said: We missed you at the funeral.

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At 00:05:29,589, Character said: And, um...

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At 00:05:31,069, Character said: I brought you something.

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At 00:05:32,766, Character said: I think your grandfather
would've wanted you to have it.

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At 00:05:34,594, Character said: Oh, cool. Thanks.

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At 00:05:38,250, Character said: I'll open it later.

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At 00:05:40,687, Character said: Later? Well, I know he's not

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At 00:05:42,167, Character said: waiting for a thank-you note,
but still.

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At 00:05:44,735, Character said: Freddy, can you turn down
your dad's TV show, it's r--

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At 00:05:47,738, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:05:49,392, Character said: It's a live show.

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At 00:05:50,784, Character said: Wow. Hi.

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At 00:05:52,482, Character said: I don't need to be told
who you are.

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At 00:05:54,962, Character said: I wish I could say the same.

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At 00:05:58,052, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Eve.

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At 00:05:59,793, Character said: I'm sure Freddy's told you
all about me.

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At 00:06:02,013, Character said: I have a funny anecdote
about that: no, he has not.

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At 00:06:05,320, Character said: Didn't know you
had a girlfriend,

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At 00:06:06,713, Character said: let alone one who'd
moved in with you.

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