April.Fools.Day.2008.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said: Downloaded from
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At 00:00:08,000, Character said: Official YIFY movies site:
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At 00:00:51,819, Character said: (LOW CHATTER)

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At 00:00:59,627, Character said: -Put it in the foyer.
-Right away, sir.

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At 00:01:02,196, Character said: (FOOD BEING CHOPPED)

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At 00:01:03,731, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:01:04,932, Character said: Michael, you cut your finger!

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At 00:01:07,568, Character said: -Mike, you okay?
-(SCREAMING)

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At 00:01:09,270, Character said: Get a paper towel, quick!

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At 00:01:11,339, Character said: -Are you all right?
-Ow, my finger!

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At 00:01:14,108, Character said: -My god!
-(SCREAMING)

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At 00:01:18,646, Character said: Wilford!

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At 00:01:21,182, Character said: Quit messing around. My guests
will be here any minute,
and I need you out front.

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At 00:01:28,055, Character said: Yes, Ms. Cartier.

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At 00:01:36,096, Character said: Sorry, Wilford.
I'm just having a little fun.

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At 00:01:39,467, Character said: Good one on me, sir.

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At 00:01:42,803, Character said: Mikey! Nice.

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At 00:01:53,647, Character said: (CLEARS THROAT)
Mr. Cartier made me do it.

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At 00:01:58,652, Character said: Quite.

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At 00:02:02,890, Character said: (LAUGHING)

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At 00:02:04,992, Character said: I'm so glad you could make it.
I mean,
I know this isn't your thing.

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At 00:02:09,096, Character said: What, and miss my opportunity
to create another masterpiece?

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At 00:02:11,799, Character said: -Ooh.
-That's a hell of a tux, Ryan.

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At 00:02:14,268, Character said: You sure do know how to
pull off the starving
artist look.

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At 00:02:18,272, Character said: -I kind of like the starving
artist look.
-Thank you.

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At 00:02:23,377, Character said: I ** so sorry we're late.

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At 00:02:25,713, Character said: -Did we miss the toast?
-No, we're still waiting on
Her Highness.

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At 00:02:29,883, Character said: -We spend half our life
waiting for her.
-And you spend half your

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At 00:02:32,753, Character said: life spewing bullshit, Peter.

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At 00:02:34,788, Character said: Hello, Desiree,
it's lovely to see you.

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At 00:02:36,657, Character said: Peter's a politician
in training, Des.

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At 00:02:38,759, Character said: What more can you expect
from that s***t-eating grin?

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At 00:02:41,562, Character said: Thanks, Blaine.

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At 00:02:44,732, Character said: -Here you go, sweetie.
-So have you, uh,
sampled the main course yet?

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At 00:02:48,736, Character said: Well, it looks amazing,
but I'm saving my appetite
for something else.

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At 00:02:52,172, Character said: -We still on for polo
on Saturday?
-Have I ever missed a match?

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At 00:02:54,908, Character said: You have not.

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At 00:02:56,877, Character said: (CLEARS THROAT) (TAPS GLASS)

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At 00:03:00,614, Character said: You don't toast yourself,
sweetie. We toast you.

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At 00:03:06,019, Character said: At each one of our coming-out
parties, where us sweet,
young, innocent girls

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At 00:03:11,959, Character said: are introduced into
polite society

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At 00:03:16,196, Character said: we've all taken a moment
beforehand to gather together
before the other guests...

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At 00:03:19,900, Character said: (COUGHS) Old f***s.

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At 00:03:21,702, Character said: Other guests arrive

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At 00:03:24,838, Character said: to toast our guest of honor,
celebrate our friendships

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At 00:03:29,310, Character said: and welcome our
newest edition.

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At 00:03:31,011, Character said: Don't be a lender or
a borrower.

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At 00:03:33,247, Character said: -Peter!
-Thank you, Barbie.

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At 00:03:35,749, Character said: As I was saying, Torrance

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At 00:03:37,685, Character said: we are so proud to host
your debutant ball

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At 00:03:41,121, Character said: and welcome you into
our circle.

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At 00:03:44,625, Character said: Which I think you will find
will change your life forever.

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At 00:03:47,995, Character said: May God help you as the devil
leads the way.

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At 00:03:55,569, Character said: ALL: Cheers.

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At 00:04:03,311, Character said: (LAUGHING)

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At 00:04:07,214, Character said: -What's so funny?
-What happened to your mouth?

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At 00:04:16,156, Character said: -April fools.
-(LAUGHING)

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At 00:04:19,393, Character said: -What are you laughing at?
-Peter. Try to keep up, okay?
Jesus.

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At 00:04:26,133, Character said: Don't worry, sweetie.
Since it's your special night,
you'll be exempt from

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At 00:04:29,303, Character said: being pranked maybe.

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At 00:04:33,441, Character said: -(LAUGHING)
-Oh.

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At 00:04:47,988, Character said: (LOW CHATTERING)

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At 00:05:08,041, Character said: Oh, Torrance, there is no one
more deserving of this
honor than...

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At 00:05:13,313, Character said: -F***k, can we do that again?
-Yeah, ready when you are.

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At 00:05:15,983, Character said: As sponsor of your debut,
it is my honor to welcome
you into our elite society.

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At 00:05:22,055, Character said: Congratulations, Torrance.
You deserve it.

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At 00:05:31,298, Character said: (LAUGHING)

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At 00:05:33,333, Character said: Oh, I'll take one more of
those. That one's done,
thank you, sir.

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At 00:05:36,203, Character said: Hey, Charles, any well wishes
for the new debutant?

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At 00:05:44,244, Character said: Yes. Torrance, in the
popularity race, rehab rumors
might get you the finish line

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At 00:05:51,552, Character said: but nothing secures victory
better than a good
old- fashioned s***x scandal.

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At 00:05:55,523, Character said: -Isn't that right, Eltie-Poo?
-Perfect.

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At 00:05:59,126, Character said: -Also, uh...
-Thanks, Charles.

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At 00:06:03,464, Character said: Guys, we're makin' a video
for Torrance, have any advice?

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At 00:06:07,868, Character said: Yes I do, here you go.
Here you go, hold that.

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At 00:06:11,572, Character said: All right. Okay. On me.

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At 00:06:16,944, Character said: Torrance. My dear.
My wife and I would like to
extend our

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At 00:06:21,849, Character said: hearty congratulations on
your coming out party,
and wish you

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At 00:06:26,053, Character said: well with all your
future end...

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At 00:06:30,290, Character said: -Uh...
-How about you, Ms. Carolina?

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At 00:06:37,931, Character said: Torrance, honey,
I'm honored to call you
my friend

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At 00:06:41,469, Character said: and I look forward to sharing
many happy years together.

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At 00:06:46,607, Character said: -Great. Very sincere.
-Oh yeah! Um...

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At 00:06:51,344, Character said: -Marry rich,
and don't get fat! (LAUGHS)

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At 00:06:54,147, Character said: Endeavors. Future endeavors.

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At 00:07:02,222, Character said: Ryan, glad to see
you're living the dream.

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At 00:07:06,460, Character said: -Guy thinks he's Hitchcock.
-Who?

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At 00:07:08,896, Character said: I happen to be working
tonight, a***e.

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At 00:07:11,231, Character said: -Some people have to earn
a living.
-Yeah, I earn interest.

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At 00:07:14,001, Character said: You know what?
Take a close-up of Katie here.

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At 00:07:16,036, Character said: -Chloe!
-Whatever.
Isn't she beautiful?

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At 00:07:23,911, Character said: How many times do I have
to tell you?
Champagne then hors d'oeuvres.

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At 00:07:28,115, Character said: -Jesus.
-Sorry.

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At 00:07:30,518, Character said: Hey, have you seen Milan?

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At 00:07:34,622, Character said: I think she just walked in.

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At 00:07:57,010, Character said: Milan, you look divine!

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At 00:08:02,049, Character said: -You look stunning, as always.
-Thank you.

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At 00:08:06,687, Character said: -Just threw myself together.
-You know, this is all looking
very familiar.

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At 00:08:11,491, Character said: It's not nearly as beautiful
as your ball.

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At 00:08:15,328, Character said: But we did miss having
you here for the
pre-party toast.

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At 00:08:18,532, Character said: Well, I've been working so
much with my charities, I
haven't had time for as much

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At 00:08:21,468, Character said: -socializing or traditions.
-Admirable.

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At 00:08:25,005, Character said: So, are you still working
with those

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At 00:08:27,808, Character said: -retarded
-Developmentally disabled
children?

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At 00:08:30,844, Character said: Yes, they're so adorable.

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At 00:08:34,281, Character said: You know, helping others is
incredibly rewarding.

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At 00:08:52,365, Character said: Envy is an ugly shade
for you, Desiree.

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At 00:08:56,269, Character said: I don't know the meaning
of the word.

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At 00:08:58,972, Character said: Oh, and for the record,
I don't partake in the type
of exploits

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At 00:09:03,276, Character said: that make Milan Hastings so
popular with the boys.

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At 00:09:08,548, Character said: You know, as someone who
writes gossip for a living,
I sure would appreciate

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At 00:09:11,852, Character said: any light you could shed
on these

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At 00:09:13,821, Character said: -cries for attention, hm?
-Well

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At 00:09:17,057, Character said: -let's just say someone had
to stock up on her Penicillin.
-Ah.

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At 00:09:22,129, Character said: Milan Hastings,
goodie two-shoes and
village bicycle.

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At 00:09:27,334, Character said: What, you didn't know?
Feel free to use that for
your website.

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At 00:09:33,306, Character said: You know, how do I know that
you're not up to another one
of your little tricks, hm?

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At 00:09:39,346, Character said: Contrary to popular opinion,
I actually do try to verify
my sources.

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At 00:09:44,151, Character said: -Suit yourself.
-Oh, Desiree?

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At 00:09:48,321, Character said: Gossip is a poison for
which there is no antidote.

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At 00:09:56,764, Character said: Excuse me, young man.
Eltie's getting
a little sleepy.

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At 00:10:00,533, Character said: Would you mind taking him
to the Woodland room for me?

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At 00:10:02,970, Character said: Tuck him in,
make yourself a drink?

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At 00:10:05,673, Character said: My, Eltie. It's okay, baby.
Yeah, he's a nice young man.

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At 00:10:15,448, Character said: So, there we were in the
Alaskan tundra on
a hunting trip.

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At 00:10:19,319, Character said: My father gave me that knife
after my first kill.

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At 00:10:25,793, Character said: See that gun?

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At 00:10:29,329, Character said: This was my next kill.

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At 00:10:32,465, Character said: The animal never knew
what hit him.

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At 00:10:39,372, Character said: (CLEARS THROAT) Excuse us....