Faithless s02e01 SeptemberSolar Opposites Season 5 Subs Eng Subtitles

00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:01,Tracy!

00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:04,Mummy had an accident. She's gone.

00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,Oh, Ruby.

00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,Tracy. Her name's Tracy.

00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:12,It's called... Islam Dunk,
about two Muslim brothers

00:00:12,401 --> 00:00:14,who love basketball
and become drug dealers.

00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,Hello! Remember me?

00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,- Zu.
- Zu.

00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,- Is Zein here?
- No.

00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,It's kind of important.

00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,I ** going to call her Ruby.

00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,- (DOOR HANDLE RATTLING)
- NANCY: Bawbaw.

00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,- The door's locked.
- I'm on the toilet.

00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,(KNOCKING)

00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,Bawbaw, I need my brush.

00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,- Go away, I'm on the toilet.
- Please! I'm late for work.

00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,- I don't care! I'm on the toilet.
- (PHONE RINGING)

00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,MO: 'Sammie, can you see me?'

00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,Hey, Bawbaw, can I call you back?
I'm on the toilet.

00:00:57,171 --> 00:00:58,'Big deal, I'm on the toilet, too!'

00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,Well, can we not do this now?
I'll call you back.

00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,'No, no, no, no.

00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,'I've g***t good news and bad news.

00:01:04,641 --> 00:01:07,'It's looking like I won't be coming back
to Ireland for a while.'

00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,- Well, what's the bad news?
- 'Shut up!

00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,'The good news is Uncle Gamal...'

00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:15,- He's not f***g coming here.
- 'Yes, he f***g is!

00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,'You've no job, no money.
You even had to move house.

00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,'But Uncle Gamal will help you!

00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,'He's family
and he loves you and the girls.

00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,'And he's... in my house anyway.'

00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,I don't need it.
What do you mean he's in your house?

00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,'He arrived last night to Dublin.
Sammie, relax.

00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,'What with your face? Are you peeing?

00:01:35,361 --> 00:01:38,- 'Only women sit on toilet to pee!'
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)

00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:43,Bawbaw, there's no toilet paper in the
upstairs bathroom, will you give me some?

00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,MO: 'Sammie!

00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,'Sammie?'

00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,- Can I get a capybara?
- I don't know what that is.

00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,Put on your shoes
and, please, lose the hat. Go, go, go!

00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,- A capybara's an animal. Boomer!
- LINA: Painkillers, please.

00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,- You were on good form last night.
- Was I?

00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,No! No, you weren't.

00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,You were passed out on the floor like
a sailor and you broke the bathroom door.

00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,(SIGHS) Bawbaw, please can you call in
sick for me at work?

00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,- I'm dying.
- No.

00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,- (DOORBELL)
- That's Mark. Someone get that.

00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,- Where's my other shoe, Bawbaw?
- Get the door!

00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,SAM: Get the door! OK, look...

00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,- It's not on, Lina. It's unacceptable.
- (FRONT DOOR OPENS)

00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:42,- Assalamu alaykum, Amins.
- Ah, great, it's Harry-no-Styles!

00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,- Alaykum assalam, Mark. And ignore her.
- Hey, Mark.

00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,Oh, you've g***t your ear pierced.

00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,It's just another clip-on.
My mum made it for me.

00:02:50,991 --> 00:02:53,Just testing it out
before I go under the knife.

00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,"Under the knife"? Make him go away.

00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,Can I get a capybara, please?

00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,Oh, that's illegal. They're friendly,
but don't make very good pets.

00:03:02,201 --> 00:03:05,They live in South America and get
depressed when they're taken away

00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,- from their natural environment.
- Aw, that answers that.

00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,You don't want to depress the poor little
South American rat thing.

00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,- Follow me. Come on!
- (DOORBELL)

00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,Let's go, let's go.

00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,Oh, hey, Zu. Er...

00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,- (BABY GRIZZLES)
- Get in.

00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,- I'm sorry, we're running so late here.
- No problems. Me too. Hold.

00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,- Oh, hey you.
- OK, so, see you in three days.

00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,I put this for today in your bag

00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:31,and the rest of the milk,
I'll put in freezer.

00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,- What... What are you talking about?
- I'll be back in three days.

00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:39,Sam, I f***g telling him
I was going back to work today.

00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,- I warned him.
- Zein?

00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,No, the holy spirit who impregnated me(!)

00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:49,- Yes, Zein. Dog.
- Zu, whoa, whoa. Just stop, OK?

00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,I... I love her, but I can't take Ruby
for three days, OK?

00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,- I've g***t my own kids.
- Mm-hm. Well, OK.

00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,We work better days next month.

00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,- Shoo.
- Next month?

00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,No, no, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,I'm way too busy today.
Nancy's starting flipping Third Class.

00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:12,I've g***t a job interview,
so I would take Ruby, but I can't.

00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,I can't... I'm sorry, I won't.

00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,Say "capybara".

00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,- NANCY: "Capybara..."
- Come on, Zein. Come on!

00:04:22,761 --> 00:04:25,- (PHONE BEEPS)
- NANCY: You're so cute.

00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,Can't believe Ruby's going
to live with us, Bawbaw.

00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,I know, right?

00:04:29,601 --> 00:04:32,- It's unbelievable.
- 'This is Zein. You know what to do.'

00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,Zein, Zu's dumped Ruby on me and I've g***t
a job interview later. Call me!

00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,- Take that off. Ms Sink warned you.
- No.

00:04:42,321 --> 00:04:44,- What do you mean "no"? Take it off.
- Good morning.

00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,Hi, hello. Hi.

00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,Um... Sorry, we're very late
and I'm looking for Ms Sink's class, 3B.

00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,Yes, I'm Miss Malone. I'm taking over
from Ms Sink while she's on sabbatical.

00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,- Sabbatical?
- Yeah, she g***t married.

00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,Seriously?

00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,- Yeah, she g***t married.
- But how...?

00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,- I mean, to who?
- Well, I wouldn't know him.

00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:09,- Him? Really?
- No big deal but hi, I'm Nancy.

00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:12,- Hi, Nancy.
- Sorry, I meant to ask...

00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,Hypothetically, if you, er...

00:05:14,721 --> 00:05:18,If you had a student who maybe thought
they were, like, I don't know,

00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,an elf, maybe...,
would that be an issue?

00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,- Hypothetically?
- Nancy, come here, pet.

00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,How many of you children
are Christmas elves?

00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,CHILDREN: Me! Me!

00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,- CHILD: Me!
- Take your coat off.

00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,It's not that that concerns me,
it's the one shoe.

00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,- I'll drop that in so.
- OK.

00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,Thanks, Miss Malone.

00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,I'm going to text Sharon. I'm so sick!

00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,I wouldn't text her, she hates that.
Call her.

00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,(GROANS)

00:06:12,431 --> 00:06:16,'Hi, this is Sharon.
I can't get to the phone.

00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,'Leave your name and number
after the tone.'

00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,- (BEEP)
- (WEAKLY) Hi, Sharon, it's Lina...

00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,(PHONE RINGING)

00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,S***t!

00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,Answer.

00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,- (WEAKLY) Hello?
- (SNIGGERS)

00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,Oh, hi, Sharon.
I think I have food poisoning.

00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,Yeah.

00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,I'm so sorry. Thank you.

00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,Bye.

00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,- (LAUGHING)
- Piss off!

00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,Oh, my heart.

00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,TARA: At least Sharon was...