Faithless s02e02 November.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: - Hey, Zu.
- I'll be back in three days.

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At 00:00:01,880, Character said: - What... What are you talking about?
- Sam!

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At 00:00:03,840, Character said: ZU: I f***g telling him
I was going back to work.

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At 00:00:06,120, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:00:07,240, Character said: - MO: 'Uncle Gamal.'
- He's not f***g coming here.

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At 00:00:09,360, Character said: All men in our family cursed!

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At 00:00:12,680, Character said: I think you should move out, Cormac.

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At 00:00:15,280, Character said: - Mam kicked me out, just like that.
- What the f***k are you talking about?

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At 00:00:19,200, Character said: SAM: I'm way too busy.
I ** this close to selling my script!

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At 00:00:23,080, Character said: - So, any questions for me?
- Not right now.

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At 00:00:29,840, Character said: 'Experiencing erectile dysfunction
is not uncommon.

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At 00:00:33,280, Character said: 'It's when these experiences

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At 00:00:34,760, Character said: 'become consistent
and persistent that it's a problem.

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At 00:00:38,800, Character said: 'I'm going to give you a morning ritual
to make your p***s stronger

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At 00:00:42,040, Character said: 'and give you a better, firmer erection.

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At 00:00:44,600, Character said: 'Even possibly making it a little bigger.

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At 00:00:47,360, Character said: 'For older gentlemen,
it'll even tighten the testicles.'

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At 00:00:50,600, Character said: Your boyfriend wants to bless
Mum's new headstone?

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At 00:00:54,480, Character said: Bear offered to perform an aromatic
aiding ritual. It's spiritual, Layla.

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At 00:00:59,120, Character said: - Do you want to do hands with me, Layla?
- No.

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At 00:01:01,760, Character said: Come on, Lina.
An "aromatic aiding ritual"?

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At 00:01:04,360, Character said: - Mum didn't even like scented candles.
- Bear wants to be there for me.

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At 00:01:07,640, Character said: You might understand one day,
if you ever get a man.

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At 00:01:12,080, Character said: 'OK, remove any restrictive clothing.

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At 00:01:15,440, Character said: 'Feel loose and relaxed.

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At 00:01:18,240, Character said: 'Take out your p***s
and start by stroking the p***s.

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At 00:01:22,480, Character said: 'While executing a steady stroke,

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At 00:01:24,440, Character said: 'contract the bulbospongiosus muscle that
wraps around the base of the p***s...'

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At 00:01:28,640, Character said: (AUDIO STOPS)

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At 00:01:33,720, Character said: No, no, no.

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At 00:01:36,560, Character said: VIDEO: '..Contract and relax.

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At 00:01:39,920, Character said: 'Contract...

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At 00:01:42,360, Character said: - '..and relax. Contract...'
- Aagh!

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At 00:01:46,360, Character said: Aagh!

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At 00:01:50,720, Character said: - Want to do "hands" with me, Lina?
- No.

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At 00:01:53,440, Character said: And that's not how air quotes work.
Get ready for school.

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At 00:01:56,320, Character said: - What's this?
- Put it back! It's Uncle Cormac's.

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At 00:01:58,800, Character said: Go and get ready!

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At 00:02:04,520, Character said: - Cormac!
- (DOORBELL)

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At 00:02:06,640, Character said: CORMAC: I have seen too much, Sammie!

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At 00:02:08,840, Character said: Why would you be n***d, arse up
on the bed like that, waiting for me?

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At 00:02:12,000, Character said: I wasn't waiting for you! I didn't know
you were going to come in, did I?

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At 00:02:15,840, Character said: And I was, yeah, yeah. I was n***d.

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At 00:02:17,960, Character said: - N***d in my room!
- LAYLA: Ew!

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At 00:02:20,640, Character said: - I'd like to go now.
- Well, Mr Amin.

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At 00:02:23,480, Character said: In a time full of filters,
being brave enough to be seen n***d

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At 00:02:26,280, Character said: is pretty cool in my book.

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At 00:02:28,080, Character said: - Shalam shallak, everybody.
- Thank you, Mark.

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At 00:02:30,400, Character said: It's Salaam alaykum.
Teach him that, did you?

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At 00:02:32,720, Character said: Shalam shallack, pal.
Do not change the subject!

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At 00:02:34,960, Character said: It is scrotally unacceptable
to have those things swinging around.

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At 00:02:37,480, Character said: - You'd put small person's eye out!
- Do you want to do hands with me, Bawbaw?

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At 00:02:40,040, Character said: Careful. Watch your eyes, pet.

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At 00:02:42,760, Character said: Here, put your lunch in your bag.

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At 00:02:48,720, Character said: They're Uncle Cormac's new breasts.

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At 00:02:50,880, Character said: To think you thought he'd have nothing
to do since quitting his job.

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At 00:02:54,360, Character said: Where does one purchase
something like that?

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At 00:02:56,400, Character said: Groupon, Mark, they have everything.

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At 00:02:58,680, Character said: Watch. Now, we can chest-feed Ruby

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At 00:03:01,800, Character said: and she will be comfortable with us
as male nurturers.

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At 00:03:09,360, Character said: - I think I'd like to leave now.
- Me too.

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At 00:03:11,800, Character said: Don't forget, me at two,
then Lina, then the grave, yeah?

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At 00:03:14,400, Character said: Yeah.
And how will this look to people, Cormac?

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At 00:03:17,040, Character said: Me breastfeeding my niece
with a big pair of rubber-double-Ds?

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At 00:03:20,080, Character said: It'll take the focus off
your droopy balls!

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At 00:03:22,440, Character said: Anyway, look,
I need to talk to you, Sammie.

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At 00:03:24,920, Character said: I'm not talking to Mum at the moment,

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At 00:03:26,520, Character said: but she's saying
she's not going to Tracy's grave,

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At 00:03:28,800, Character said: so you need to talk to her about that, OK?

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At 00:03:31,000, Character said: But don't tell her I told you
to talk to her about that.

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At 00:03:34,160, Character said: - Also tell her that I have quit my job.
- OK, yeah.

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At 00:03:38,680, Character said: Oh, tell her also
that I'm going to move to China.

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At 00:03:41,040, Character said: - Like, really soon.
- Anything else?

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At 00:03:42,880, Character said: Yeah, bathroom door's still broken.
It's very unsettling.

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At 00:03:45,880, Character said: We're not all exhibitionists
like you, pal.

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At 00:03:55,720, Character said: - Hi, Nancy.
- Hi, Lily.

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At 00:03:59,440, Character said: Look, don't worry about today.

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At 00:04:02,120, Character said: OK?

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At 00:04:04,520, Character said: Why don't I ask Lily's mum
if she can come over and stay Saturday?

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At 00:04:09,400, Character said: Give me a kiss.

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At 00:04:11,520, Character said: Go on.

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At 00:04:14,920, Character said: SAM: I love you, Buttons.

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At 00:04:20,240, Character said: - Girls, huh?
- Oh, yeah. Have you g***t kids?

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At 00:04:23,440, Character said: Oh, God, no! Can't stand them!

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At 00:04:25,840, Character said: If I did, they'd be up on e-Bay.
"One previous owner, will deliver."

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At 00:04:30,680, Character said: My girlfriend always says that.
Sounds funny when she says it.

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At 00:04:35,240, Character said: I didn't mean "my girlfriend".

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At 00:04:37,240, Character said: I'm not a lesbian.
At all!

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At 00:04:40,200, Character said: Quite the opposite.
Not in a trampy way, just normal.

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At 00:04:42,920, Character said: Not normal. It's fine if you're a lesbian.
Not that you are.

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At 00:04:46,920, Character said: - You're not a woman. Are you?
- N-no.

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At 00:04:49,960, Character said: Oh, thank goodness. It's not even nine
and I'm already assuming people's genders!

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At 00:04:57,920, Character said: Is Nancy OK?

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At 00:05:00,880, Character said: We've finally g***t a headstone for her
mum's grave. We're heading there later.

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At 00:05:05,320, Character said: Maybe you could keep an eye on her today?

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At 00:05:09,920, Character said: (WHISPERS) Do you want a sleepover?

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At 00:05:13,520, Character said: When?

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At 00:05:17,200, Character said: You'd better ask quickly.
Lily's mum's leaving.

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At 00:05:31,360, Character said: Sorry, could you wind your window down?

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At 00:05:36,600, Character said: Um... I'm Sam. Nancy was wondering if Lily
might want to come for a sleepover.

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At 00:05:41,840, Character said: - Who?
- Nancy... Nancy.

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At 00:05:44,840, Character said: Lily's not going for a sleepover
with some strange man I don't know.

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At 00:05:47,960, Character said: No, totally. I'm Nancy's dad.

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At 00:05:50,400, Character said: - You're not Nancy's dad.
- What have you heard? No, I ** her dad.

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At 00:05:54,320, Character said: I've seen her dad - simple,
gormless looking fella in a football top.

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At 00:05:58,000, Character said: - Her Uncle Cormac, he is fairly gormless.
- ZU: Sam!

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At 00:06:03,520, Character said: Dan, no, sorry.

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At 00:06:06,400, Character said: Sam!

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At 00:06:10,040, Character said: Jesus, Zu!

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At 00:06:12,040, Character said: Don't get your long balls in twist.

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At 00:06:13,920, Character said: Listen, need big favour, Sam.

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At 00:06:15,960, Character said: G***t to fill in on Atlatic to San Fran.
Three days.

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At 00:06:19,000, Character said: - It's double time for me.
- No, no way.

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At 00:06:21,280, Character said: - I can't.
- I know, I'm sorry.

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At 00:06:23,560, Character said: But you're having to since your brother
is a F***G BUM LOSER!

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At 00:06:26,560, Character said: Ssh.

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At 00:06:29,200, Character said: Mama needs to make money, huh?

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At 00:06:31,680, Character said: (CHILDLIKE) I need money, Sammie.

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At 00:06:35,640, Character said: - Zu...
- Sam, look, I don't have anyone.

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At 00:06:39,440, Character said: And I don't need them, f***k them!
But maybe you I need.

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At 00:06:43,600, Character said: A little.

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At 00:06:45,880, Character said: I know Zein left you, too.
He lets everyone down when they...