Poker.Face.S01E03.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,(sobbing)

00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:43,{\an8}(train horn blaring
in distance)

00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:48,{\an8}(train horn blaring)

00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:05,{\an8}(meat sizzling)

00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,{\an8}(sniffles)

00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,{\an8}Woman:
George.

00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:23,I'm a murderer.

00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,{\an8}Taffy: Look, Lou, I'm not
yanking your chain, okay.

00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,{\an8}Matter of fact, I just closed
on a massive beef rub deal.

00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,I g***t a license deal
with McCormick.

00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,All we need is
a few John Hancocks,

00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,and the green
will start rolling in.

00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:35,Lou: (on phone)
Goddamn it, Taffy,

00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,do you know
who you borrowed from?

00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,These are Dallas people.

00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,They send someone down
to deal with you,

00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:42,- they're gonna
deal with you!
- (phone ringing)

00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,I g***t another call comin' in,
but hear me out.

00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,Just tell 'em everything's
gonna be okay.

00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,It's just, it's all
in escrow, man.

00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,Alright,
I'll talk to you. Bye.

00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,Whew.

00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,{\an8}Taffy Boyle speakin'.

00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,{\an8}Man: (on phone) Oh, hi.
This is Michael Larson

00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,{\an8}from Port Arthur Bank
and Trust,

00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:57,{\an8}and I just wanted
to go over...

00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,Taffy: Nope.

00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,(exhales)

00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,{\an8}(horn tooting "Dixie")

00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,* G***t in a little trouble *

00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,{\an8}* At the county seat *

00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:13,{\an8}* Lawd, they put me
in the jailhouse *

00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,{\an8}Jamie, how's your ma doing?

00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,{\an8}Oh, her back's
not so good.

00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,{\an8}Aw, shucks, you know,
I'm gonna give her

00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:18,{\an8}a shoutout
on the show tonight.

00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:21,{\an8}Jamie: That'd make
her week, Taff.

00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,{\an8}Sheriff, you better
have a warrant

00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,{\an8}the way you harassing
that meat right there.

00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,{\an8}Brisket's so good,
ought to be illegal.

00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,Look here, everybody:

00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:31,Don't forget to floss.

00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,{\an8}And remember
what we like to say,

00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,{\an8}you know what
our slogan is:

00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,{\an8}"We'll put the meat
in between your teeth,

00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,{\an8}but you gonna get it out."

00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,{\an8}(laughter)

00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,Where have you been?

00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,Come on, Mandy.
Look, I'm not a teleporter.

00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,I g***t here
as soon as I can.

00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,{\an8}You need to talk
to your brother.

00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,{\an8}He's just been standing
in the meat locker

00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,{\an8}like some kind of ghost.

00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,{\an8}Taffy: He's your husband.
You know how he gets.

00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,What's the problem now?
What, the new kid,

00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,he used hickory
instead of apple wood?

00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,This is different, Taffy.

00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,I've never seen him
like this.

00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,{\an8}Hey, George.

00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,We have built
a temple of carnage.

00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:18,(Taffy laughs)

00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,You bet your a***s,
brother, we have.

00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,Oh, whoa, wait a minute.

00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,Uh, look,
look here, George,

00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,when we done
with this beef rub deal,

00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,okay, how about,

00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,how about you and Mandy
take a vacation,

00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,go to the Gulf
and celebrate.

00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,It'd be your
second honeymoon.

00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,Matter of fact, here,
I g***t the contract right here.

00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,We can get everything
done right--

00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,I don't need a vacation.

00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,I need out.

00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,You need
o-o-out of what?

00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,Out of all of it.

00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,The restaurant,
the beef rub deal,

00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:49,the self-perpetuating cycle
of endless cruelty.

00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,I'm going vegan, Taffy.

00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,Y-y-you're going vegan?

00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,I no longer want
to participate

00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,in the sale
of animal products.

00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,Taffy:
Okay, uh, George,

00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:02,you're a renowned pitmaster.

00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,Your whole dang life
has been animal products.

00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,Which is why
this is hard for me.

00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,I'd like to take my half
of the business

00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,and begin the next phase
of my journey.

00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,Come on, man,
you know I can't buy you out.

00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,I don't save like you.

00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,I already spoke
to JJ Ruskin in town,

00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,and he could take
a look at our books.

00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,He'll give us
a fair shake.

00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,What the f***k do JJ Ruskin
know about our books?

00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,Huh? Why the f***k
are you talking to--

00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,He don't know-- Look here,
let me tell you something,

00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,I do my books
a special way

00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,It's only a certain way
I can understand.

00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,JJ Ruskin not gonna understand
how to do my f***g--

00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,Hey, we're going
to figure this out.

00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:34,Alright? Don't worry.

00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,But this is happening.

00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,(door closes)

00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,Mandy, I feel like...

00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,like everything's
closing in, you know?

00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,I don't know what to do.

00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:11,* *

00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,Okay...

00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,(clicking)

00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,(heavy breathing)

00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,Now look here, y'all know
I love to run my mouth.

00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:58,But you have to know
that my brother George

00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,is the real genius.

00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,That's right.
He could take
a piece of meat

00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:04,and make it
into something divine.

00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,And you know what make George
so good at what he do?

00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,Is how much he cares
about the details.

00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:21,Now look, I thought
I'd come by one last time,

00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,to see if I can convince you
to change your mind.

00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,Hmm?

00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,You sure?

00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,I'm sure.

00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:37,How about we do this,
let's, let's--

00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,Why don't we just
sit here and enjoy...

00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,this beautiful sunset.

00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:43,(bottles clink)

00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,Mm.

00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:50,Daddy's ax.

00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:54,Remember all those

00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,wood-splitting competitions
we would have?

00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,- Mm-hmm.
- I could not beat you once.

00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:05,I could not hold a candle
to my brother George.

00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,And Daddy d***n sure
made sure I knew that too.

00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,Well, what good's
a mean brisket

00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,without butts
on the benches.

00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,You and Mandy
made this place,

00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,came up with
the radio show.

00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,Floss.
People love the floss.

00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:24,Yeah, they do love
that floss.

00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,You know,
people take it home and...

00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:28,use it with they own food.

00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,(laughter)

00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,I'm really going
to miss you.

00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,I really **.

00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,You're going to be alright
without me.

00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,I know.

00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,Everybody!
Why don't we give it up
for my brother George.

00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,(cheering and applause)

00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:03,* Why don't you try
the vibration? *

00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,* It's number one...