Uptown.Girls.2003.HDTV.720p.H264-eng Subtitles

At 00:00:06,710, Character said: Some fairy tales are true.

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At 00:00:08,983, Character said: Most other stories we make up
to help us deal with real life.

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At 00:00:12,858, Character said: It all depends
on your point of view,

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At 00:00:15,161, Character said: but here are the facts.

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At 00:00:17,434, Character said: There was once a princess
who lived in a castle

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At 00:00:20,503, Character said: high above the streets
of an enchanted kingdom.

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At 00:00:24,062, Character said: The king and queen
were long gone,

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At 00:00:25,951, Character said: but they left her
with their treasure

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At 00:00:27,966, Character said: so that she could stay
a princess forever.

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At 00:00:30,939, Character said: On the eve
of her 22nd birthday,

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At 00:00:33,596, Character said: a great celebration
was planned.

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At 00:00:37,922, Character said: Molly's machine.
Speak your piece.

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At 00:00:41,155, Character said: Oh, birthday girl,
pick up, pick up, pick up.

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At 00:00:44,867, Character said: Huey and I
are just sitting here waiting.

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At 00:00:47,553, Character said: You better be on your way.
- Money down she's still asleep.

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At 00:00:50,593, Character said: Molly, wake up!

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At 00:00:54,526, Character said: Molly's machine.
Speak your piece.

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At 00:00:57,317, Character said: Hey, Molly, it's Justin here.

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At 00:00:59,495, Character said: Callin' from the studio
to wish you a happy birthday...

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At 00:01:02,631, Character said: Give me five more minutes,
baby, and I'll rock your world.

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At 00:01:06,017, Character said: Love ya!

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At 00:02:15,473, Character said: You can't turn the hallway
into a greenhouse, Miss Gunn.

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At 00:02:19,118, Character said: Good evening, Mr. McConkey,

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At 00:02:21,103, Character said: Please say hello
to your wife for me.

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At 00:02:23,309, Character said: Bye. Have a nice night!

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At 00:02:25,842, Character said: I've alerted the management
company about this.

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At 00:02:36,469, Character said: Oh, my.

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At 00:02:40,661, Character said: I put the flowers upstairs for you,
but this is out of hand.

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At 00:02:43,894, Character said: G***t a girl, Tony?

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At 00:02:46,129, Character said: Not one that could fit
into this dental floss.

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At 00:02:48,277, Character said: Be a darling and send all this stuff
to the Salvation Army!

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At 00:02:51,126, Character said: You're the greatest, Tony!

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At 00:03:11,864, Character said: Molly?
- Hey, Ingrid, it's me.

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At 00:03:14,396, Character said: - Where the hell are you?
- I'm sorry, I passed out.

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At 00:03:17,015, Character said: I was watching TV.
- That was a premeditated nap.

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At 00:03:20,151, Character said: You did this to me on purpose.

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At 00:03:22,137, Character said: You're my best friend
in the whole universe.

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At 00:03:24,285, Character said: How could you possibly think
a thing like this?

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At 00:03:26,329, Character said: It's like stabbing me in the heart.
Thank you!

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At 00:03:28,506, Character said: Forget it, okay?

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At 00:03:29,916, Character said: I didn't want to tell you,
but our little night out has grown.

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At 00:03:32,410, Character said: Huey and I are here
with a few of your closest friends

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At 00:03:34,712, Character said: waiting to wish you a...

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At 00:03:37,916, Character said: Happy birthday?

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At 00:03:39,230, Character said: Happy birthday.

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At 00:03:45,148, Character said: I tried calling you from home.

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At 00:03:47,134, Character said: The girly to end all girlies
is in the house.

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At 00:03:49,311, Character said: Happy birthday, Molly.

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At 00:03:51,421, Character said: We g***t you, Molly!
- We g***t you, didn't we?

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At 00:03:53,340, Character said: You did, I thought it was
gonna be just us guys going out.

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At 00:03:56,284, Character said: Hell, no! What kind of friends
you think we are?

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At 00:03:58,845, Character said: Look at this.
This here is a party, right?

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At 00:04:03,517, Character said: You're 22?

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At 00:04:04,927, Character said: I just turned 19
and I thought I'd kill myself.

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At 00:04:07,747, Character said: You look good, though.
Buy you a drink?

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At 00:04:10,461, Character said: No, thanks.

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At 00:04:11,651, Character said: I wanna connect the dots, baby.
Look at the babes, Molly,

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At 00:04:15,238, Character said: They're, like, beautiful
and natural and s***y, right?

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At 00:04:18,211, Character said: Beauty like that is universal.

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At 00:04:20,485, Character said: They really do look young, huh?

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At 00:04:22,595, Character said: The thing I love about women
is that you are willing

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At 00:04:25,185, Character said: to accept each other
for who you are.

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At 00:04:28,321, Character said: There you are, sweetie.

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At 00:04:29,952, Character said: You remember Julie and Holly
from the MOMA Junior Committee?

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At 00:04:32,705, Character said: Happy birthday.
I love your solid hair scrunchy.

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At 00:04:35,909, Character said: Thanks.
- Issey Miyake?

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At 00:04:37,702, Character said: Home Depot.

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At 00:04:39,429, Character said: You can get Botox injections
for that forehead wrinkle.

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At 00:04:44,139, Character said: Face Factory.
No appointment necessary.

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At 00:04:56,973, Character said: Why would I have
a worry wrinkle?

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At 00:04:59,112, Character said: Why would you think
anyone would care?

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At 00:05:03,562, Character said: Excuse me?

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At 00:05:05,260, Character said: I had shoes like yours once,
when I was five.

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At 00:05:14,219, Character said: That was what,
like three days ago?

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At 00:05:16,425, Character said: Try three years.

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At 00:05:18,478, Character said: Excuse me, Thumbelina,

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At 00:05:20,492, Character said: but you're still a little underage
to be clubbing, aren't you?

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At 00:05:24,080, Character said: You're a little overage to be
wearing a lampshade in your hair.

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At 00:05:27,245, Character said: Bright idea?

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At 00:05:32,367, Character said: You brought your own
personal soap?

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At 00:05:35,053, Character said: You want to pick up
bacterial meningitis or polio,

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At 00:05:37,902, Character said: you go ahead
and be my guest.

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At 00:05:39,887, Character said: Whatever diseases
you're already carrying

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At 00:05:41,873, Character said: probably make those
sound like a joke, anyway.

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At 00:05:44,367, Character said: There you are. I finally found
your little monster butt.

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At 00:05:47,733, Character said: Come here!

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At 00:05:48,846, Character said: I know you have trouble
reading something as simple

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At 00:05:51,158, Character said: as a sign on the door, Gooey Huey.
so let me help you,

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At 00:05:54,582, Character said: This is the ladies' room.

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At 00:05:58,486, Character said: Really? What's your excuse?
- Give me my purse.

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At 00:06:01,143, Character said: My boss' kid.
They can't keep a nanny.

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At 00:06:03,666, Character said: They fired their
third one this month today.

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At 00:06:05,526, Character said: She had dirty fingernails.
It was her or me.

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At 00:06:07,857, Character said: That hurts.
- Where's my purse?

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At 00:06:09,459, Character said: In my hand.

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At 00:06:12,759, Character said: Ing, ** I hideous?
- What?

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At 00:06:15,032, Character said: As my best friend,
it is your duty not to lie to me.

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At 00:06:17,881, Character said: Please tell me,
** I turning into a hideous hag?

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At 00:06:20,759, Character said: You can have any guy here
with the snap of a finger.

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At 00:06:23,032, Character said: What's gotten into you?

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At 00:06:31,991, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:06:35,003, Character said: Molly, let me show you something.
Come here,

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At 00:06:37,688, Character said: Sit down.
- Great, You again.

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At 00:06:41,046, Character said: I want to thank you all
for having me here.

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At 00:06:43,357, Character said: I've heard there's a birthday tonight.
Where's that birthday girl?

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At 00:06:50,935, Character said: All right.
This one's for you.

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At 00:06:57,371, Character said: The lights beam
down from the stars

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At 00:07:00,958, Character said: And it takes my breath away

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At 00:07:04,095, Character said: And the tears of glee
in my heart

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At 00:07:08,287, Character said: End up voicing words to say

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At 00:07:11,136, Character said: All I feel is invested in this...

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At 00:07:13,956, Character said: Oh, my God.
Who is that?

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At 00:07:16,258, Character said: That's my boy Neal Fox,

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At 00:07:18,080, Character said: I found him playing
at a dive in the Village.

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At 00:07:20,258, Character said: He's smokin'.

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At 00:07:21,763, Character said: Can I have him
for my birthday?

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At 00:07:23,749, Character said: No, Molly, I brought him here
so Roma could check him out.

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At 00:07:26,914, Character said: Besides, he's 100% girly free.

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At 00:07:29,379, Character said: He's celibate, like Morrissey.
He's all about the music.

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At 00:07:32,996, Character said: You wouldn't know real music
if Mozart hit you on the head.

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At 00:07:36,708, Character said: Quiet, the both of you.

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At 00:07:38,367, Character said: Quiet? This place is so loud,
it is giving me a migraine.

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At 00:07:43,844, Character said: My call of love

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At 00:07:45,897, Character said: Then she'll rise with love...

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At 00:07:49,762, Character said: Mom!

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At 00:07:50,952, Character said: No, your mom's over there
talkin' to my man Nas.

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At 00:07:53,638, Character said: We been tryin'
to sign him for months.

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At 00:07:55,786, Character said: Could you please keep it down?
- Mom, I wanna go home now!

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At 00:08:08,332, Character said: Night, Molls.
- Bye.

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At 00:08:09,800, Character said: Good night, Molly!
- Bye!

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