Uptown.Girls.2003.HDTV.720p.H264-eng Subtitles

00:00:06,710 --> 00:00:08,Some fairy tales are true.

00:00:08,983 --> 00:00:12,Most other stories we make up
to help us deal with real life.

00:00:12,858 --> 00:00:15,It all depends
on your point of view,

00:00:15,161 --> 00:00:17,but here are the facts.

00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:20,There was once a princess
who lived in a castle

00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:23,high above the streets
of an enchanted kingdom.

00:00:24,062 --> 00:00:25,The king and queen
were long gone,

00:00:25,951 --> 00:00:27,but they left her
with their treasure

00:00:27,966 --> 00:00:30,so that she could stay
a princess forever.

00:00:30,939 --> 00:00:33,On the eve
of her 22nd birthday,

00:00:33,596 --> 00:00:35,a great celebration
was planned.

00:00:37,922 --> 00:00:40,Molly's machine.
Speak your piece.

00:00:41,155 --> 00:00:44,Oh, birthday girl,
pick up, pick up, pick up.

00:00:44,867 --> 00:00:47,Huey and I
are just sitting here waiting.

00:00:47,553 --> 00:00:50,You better be on your way.
- Money down she's still asleep.

00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:52,Molly, wake up!

00:00:54,526 --> 00:00:57,Molly's machine.
Speak your piece.

00:00:57,317 --> 00:00:59,Hey, Molly, it's Justin here.

00:00:59,495 --> 00:01:02,Callin' from the studio
to wish you a happy birthday...

00:01:02,631 --> 00:01:05,Give me five more minutes,
baby, and I'll rock your world.

00:01:06,017 --> 00:01:07,Love ya!

00:02:15,473 --> 00:02:19,You can't turn the hallway
into a greenhouse, Miss Gunn.

00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:21,Good evening, Mr. McConkey,

00:02:21,103 --> 00:02:23,Please say hello
to your wife for me.

00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,Bye. Have a nice night!

00:02:25,842 --> 00:02:28,I've alerted the management
company about this.

00:02:36,469 --> 00:02:37,Oh, my.

00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,I put the flowers upstairs for you,
but this is out of hand.

00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:45,G***t a girl, Tony?

00:02:46,129 --> 00:02:48,Not one that could fit
into this dental floss.

00:02:48,277 --> 00:02:51,Be a darling and send all this stuff
to the Salvation Army!

00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:53,You're the greatest, Tony!

00:03:11,864 --> 00:03:14,Molly?
- Hey, Ingrid, it's me.

00:03:14,396 --> 00:03:16,- Where the hell are you?
- I'm sorry, I passed out.

00:03:17,015 --> 00:03:20,I was watching TV.
- That was a premeditated nap.

00:03:20,151 --> 00:03:22,You did this to me on purpose.

00:03:22,137 --> 00:03:24,You're my best friend
in the whole universe.

00:03:24,285 --> 00:03:26,How could you possibly think
a thing like this?

00:03:26,329 --> 00:03:28,It's like stabbing me in the heart.
Thank you!

00:03:28,506 --> 00:03:29,Forget it, okay?

00:03:29,916 --> 00:03:32,I didn't want to tell you,
but our little night out has grown.

00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:34,Huey and I are here
with a few of your closest friends

00:03:34,712 --> 00:03:36,waiting to wish you a...

00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:39,Happy birthday?

00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:40,Happy birthday.

00:03:45,148 --> 00:03:47,I tried calling you from home.

00:03:47,134 --> 00:03:49,The girly to end all girlies
is in the house.

00:03:49,311 --> 00:03:50,Happy birthday, Molly.

00:03:51,421 --> 00:03:53,We g***t you, Molly!
- We g***t you, didn't we?

00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:56,You did, I thought it was
gonna be just us guys going out.

00:03:56,284 --> 00:03:58,Hell, no! What kind of friends
you think we are?

00:03:58,845 --> 00:04:01,Look at this.
This here is a party, right?

00:04:03,517 --> 00:04:04,You're 22?

00:04:04,927 --> 00:04:07,I just turned and I thought I'd kill myself.

00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,You look good, though.
Buy you a drink?

00:04:10,461 --> 00:04:11,No, thanks.

00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:15,I wanna connect the dots, baby.
Look at the babes, Molly,

00:04:15,238 --> 00:04:18,They're, like, beautiful
and natural and s***y, right?

00:04:18,211 --> 00:04:20,Beauty like that is universal.

00:04:20,485 --> 00:04:22,They really do look young, huh?

00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,The thing I love about women
is that you are willing

00:04:25,185 --> 00:04:27,to accept each other
for who you are.

00:04:28,321 --> 00:04:29,There you are, sweetie.

00:04:29,952 --> 00:04:32,You remember Julie and Holly
from the MOMA Junior Committee?

00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:35,Happy birthday.
I love your solid hair scrunchy.

00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,Thanks.
- Issey Miyake?

00:04:37,702 --> 00:04:39,Home Depot.

00:04:39,429 --> 00:04:44,You can get Botox injections
for that forehead wrinkle.

00:04:44,139 --> 00:04:47,Face Factory.
No appointment necessary.

00:04:56,973 --> 00:04:59,Why would I have
a worry wrinkle?

00:04:59,112 --> 00:05:01,Why would you think
anyone would care?

00:05:03,562 --> 00:05:05,Excuse me?

00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:08,I had shoes like yours once,
when I was five.

00:05:14,219 --> 00:05:16,That was what,
like three days ago?

00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:18,Try three years.

00:05:18,478 --> 00:05:20,Excuse me, Thumbelina,

00:05:20,492 --> 00:05:24,but you're still a little underage
to be clubbing, aren't you?

00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,You're a little overage to be
wearing a lampshade in your hair.

00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:29,Bright idea?

00:05:32,367 --> 00:05:34,You brought your own
personal soap?

00:05:35,053 --> 00:05:37,You want to pick up
bacterial meningitis or polio,

00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:39,you go ahead
and be my guest.

00:05:39,887 --> 00:05:41,Whatever diseases
you're already carrying

00:05:41,873 --> 00:05:44,probably make those
sound like a joke, anyway.

00:05:44,367 --> 00:05:47,There you are. I finally found
your little monster butt.

00:05:47,733 --> 00:05:48,Come here!

00:05:48,846 --> 00:05:51,I know you have trouble
reading something as simple

00:05:51,158 --> 00:05:54,as a sign on the door, Gooey Huey.
so let me help you,

00:05:54,582 --> 00:05:58,This is the ladies' room.

00:05:58,486 --> 00:06:01,Really? What's your excuse?
- Give me my purse.

00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:03,My boss' kid.
They can't keep a nanny.

00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:05,They fired their
third one this month today.

00:06:05,526 --> 00:06:07,She had dirty fingernails.
It was her or me.

00:06:07,857 --> 00:06:09,That hurts.
- Where's my purse?

00:06:09,459 --> 00:06:10,In my hand.

00:06:12,759 --> 00:06:14,Ing, ** I hideous?
- What?

00:06:15,032 --> 00:06:17,As my best friend,
it is your duty not to lie to me.

00:06:17,881 --> 00:06:20,Please tell me,
** I turning into a hideous hag?

00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:22,You can have any guy here
with the snap of a finger.

00:06:23,032 --> 00:06:24,What's gotten into you?

00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:34,Oh, my God.

00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:37,Molly, let me show you something.
Come here,

00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:40,Sit down.
- Great, You again.

00:06:41,046 --> 00:06:43,I want to thank you all
for having me here.

00:06:43,357 --> 00:06:46,I've heard there's a birthday tonight.
Where's that birthday girl?

00:06:50,935 --> 00:06:54,All right.
This one's for you.

00:06:57,371 --> 00:07:00,The lights beam
down from the stars

00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:04,And it takes my breath away

00:07:04,095 --> 00:07:08,And the tears of glee
in my heart

00:07:08,287 --> 00:07:11,End up voicing words to say

00:07:11,136 --> 00:07:13,All I feel is invested in this...

00:07:13,956 --> 00:07:16,Oh, my God.
Who is that?

00:07:16,258 --> 00:07:18,That's my boy Neal Fox,

00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,I found him playing
at a dive in the Village.

00:07:20,258 --> 00:07:21,He's smokin'.

00:07:21,763 --> 00:07:23,Can I have him
for my birthday?

00:07:23,749 --> 00:07:26,No, Molly, I brought him here
so Roma could check him out.

00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,Besides, he's 100% girly free.

00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:32,He's celibate, like Morrissey.
He's all about the music.

00:07:32,996 --> 00:07:36,You wouldn't know real music
if Mozart hit you on the head.

00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,Quiet, the both of you.

00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:43,Quiet? This place is so loud,
it is giving me a migraine.

00:07:43,844 --> 00:07:45,My call of love

00:07:45,897 --> 00:07:49,Then she'll rise with love...

00:07:49,762 --> 00:07:50,Mom!

00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:53,No, your mom's over there
talkin' to my man Nas.

00:07:53,638 --> 00:07:55,We been tryin'
to sign him for months.

00:07:55,786 --> 00:07:59,Could you please keep it down?
- Mom, I wanna go home now!

00:08:08,332 --> 00:08:09,Night, Molls.
- Bye.

00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,Good night, Molly!
- Bye!

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