Poker.Face.S01E04.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

At 00:00:06,798, Character said: ("Arthur's Theme" playing)

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At 00:00:20,228, Character said: * Once in your life
you find her *

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At 00:00:23,773, Character said: * Someone that turns
your heart around *

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At 00:00:27,110, Character said: * And next thing you know
you're closing *

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At 00:00:30,947, Character said: * Down the town *

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At 00:00:34,492, Character said: * Wake up
and it's still with you *

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At 00:00:38,413, Character said: * Even though you left her
way 'cross town *

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At 00:00:42,125, Character said: * Wondering to yourself *

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At 00:00:44,919, Character said: * "Hey, what've I found?" *

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At 00:00:49,257, Character said: * When you get caught
between the moon *

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At 00:00:51,801, Character said: * And New York City *

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At 00:00:53,928, Character said: (scanner beeping)

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At 00:00:55,847, Character said: * I know it's crazy *

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At 00:00:59,225, Character said: * But it's true *

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At 00:01:03,355, Character said: * If you get caught between
the moon and New York City *

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At 00:01:08,818, Character said: (beeping)

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At 00:01:10,362, Character said: * The best that you can do *

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At 00:01:13,907, Character said: * The best that you can do *

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At 00:01:16,201, Character said: * Is fall in love *

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At 00:01:21,456, Character said: (heavy metal music playing)

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At 00:01:29,714, Character said: Hey, Ruby. Rube!

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At 00:01:32,133, Character said: Yeah, I know, Mike.

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At 00:01:34,678, Character said: "Staplehead."

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At 00:01:36,096, Character said: Your hit.
That was your hit, yeah?

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At 00:01:38,139, Character said: This was it.

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At 00:01:39,808, Character said: Mike:
F***g turn it up!

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At 00:01:41,309, Character said: Ruby:
You don't have to, alright.

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At 00:01:42,769, Character said: Mike:
Doxxxology.

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At 00:01:43,812, Character said: F***k yeah!

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At 00:01:45,271, Character said: I had this on CD.

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At 00:01:46,940, Character said: Back in the day.

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At 00:01:48,483, Character said: My daughter tells me
I'm too old to rock,

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At 00:01:50,318, Character said: but I say bullshit.

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At 00:01:52,153, Character said: I work with Ruby Ruin!

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At 00:01:54,989, Character said: Respect you, lady.

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At 00:01:58,702, Character said: -Hey, Victor.
-Hey.

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At 00:02:00,662, Character said: Tour time again.

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At 00:02:02,372, Character said: You interested
in some roadie work
for a few weeks?

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At 00:02:04,624, Character said: Man the merch table?

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At 00:02:05,875, Character said: No. Sorry.

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At 00:02:07,544, Character said: Man: (on PA)
Ruby, you have a visitor

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At 00:02:09,170, Character said: in the break room.

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At 00:02:19,431, Character said: Hey. Uh, drummer, right?

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At 00:02:21,808, Character said: Thanks for answering
the ad.

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At 00:02:23,059, Character said: I'm Ruby.

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At 00:02:24,185, Character said: Yes, you are.

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At 00:02:25,937, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:02:27,897, Character said: This is ama--
I'm Gavin.

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At 00:02:30,191, Character said: Wow. Nice to meet you.

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At 00:02:32,027, Character said: This is f***g amazing,
dude, I'm...

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At 00:02:34,070, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:35,363, Character said: I've just been
a diehard Doxxx fan

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At 00:02:36,990, Character said: since I was, like,
two years old.

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At 00:02:38,158, Character said: Dude, this is
fuckin' badass.

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At 00:02:39,743, Character said: My mom said
she'd catch me banging

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At 00:02:41,327, Character said: my sippy cup to "Staplehead."

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At 00:02:42,912, Character said: Just aaah!

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At 00:02:43,830, Character said: Wow. That's--

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At 00:02:45,165, Character said: Gavin:
When I saw the listing

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At 00:02:46,708, Character said: to be the drummer
of Doxxxology

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At 00:02:49,419, Character said: on f***g Craigslist,

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At 00:02:51,338, Character said: I was just, just what,
dude, f***g...

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At 00:02:55,175, Character said: Alright, we leave Monday,
a three-week tour,

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At 00:02:57,385, Character said: mostly bars
and small venues,

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At 00:02:59,637, Character said: but it'll give us time
to tighten up the act,

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At 00:03:01,431, Character said: maybe write
a few new songs,

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At 00:03:03,224, Character said: 'cause we end
the tour in Milwaukee,

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At 00:03:04,476, Character said: at the Lariat,
opening for Krampus.

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At 00:03:06,519, Character said: Holy s***t, you're opening
for Krampus.

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At 00:03:08,188, Character said: Yo, that's,
that's badass, man.

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At 00:03:09,689, Character said: -Ruby: Yeah, it's a big deal.
-But hey...

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At 00:03:11,775, Character said: if you guys are looking
to freshen up

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At 00:03:13,401, Character said: your material at all,

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At 00:03:14,778, Character said: I do a little bit of, like,
writing of my own stuff--

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At 00:03:17,364, Character said: And you g***t
your own gear?

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At 00:03:18,782, Character said: Yeah, I've g***t a TAMA kit
with a double bass pedal

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At 00:03:21,493, Character said: and a vintage amp,
so everything you need.

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At 00:03:23,244, Character said: Great. But wait, no,

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At 00:03:24,454, Character said: what the f***k
do you need an amp for?

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At 00:03:26,539, Character said: I blow my backing vocals
through my fuzz pedal,

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At 00:03:29,292, Character said: and it gives it like this,

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At 00:03:30,377, Character said: this crunchy,
chewy, disgusting...

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At 00:03:33,296, Character said: -(growling)
-Good. Fine.

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At 00:03:35,965, Character said: Fine. You're in.

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At 00:03:38,343, Character said: -I'm in?
-You're in.

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At 00:03:39,969, Character said: Holy s***t, dude.

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At 00:03:41,971, Character said: Look at me now,
motherfuckers!

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At 00:03:43,807, Character said: This is gonna rock
so f***g hard.

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At 00:03:45,600, Character said: Thank you.
Thank you so much.

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At 00:03:47,268, Character said: I will not let you down,
I promise you.

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At 00:03:48,978, Character said: Alright, RV leaves Monday.
I'll send you the deets.

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At 00:03:52,565, Character said: Gavin, we're all
in our 40s.

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At 00:03:55,151, Character said: Just take a f***g bath.

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At 00:03:56,486, Character said: Take a bath.
Aaahhhh!

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At 00:03:59,114, Character said: (Gavin laughs)

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At 00:04:00,448, Character said: I'm not joking.

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At 00:04:04,119, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:11,668, Character said: * Living on
discount macaroni *

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At 00:04:14,337, Character said: * Can't even get a job
with my uncle Tony *

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At 00:04:17,507, Character said: * You sent your goons
to repo my truck *

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At 00:04:20,427, Character said: * What the actual f***k *

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At 00:04:22,637, Character said: * I can play guitar
and I'm a decent singer *

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At 00:04:25,140, Character said: * Now cut my wedding ring
off my dead finger *

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At 00:04:27,767, Character said: * You say you wanna deal
but you're such a phony *

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At 00:04:30,645, Character said: * You're never gonna get
that alimony *

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At 00:04:33,148, Character said: Al! Al. God. Stop.

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At 00:04:35,150, Character said: That's awful. God.

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At 00:04:36,693, Character said: How's the divorce going, bro?

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At 00:04:38,361, Character said: Not good.

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At 00:04:40,447, Character said: The lyrics are temporary.

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At 00:04:41,614, Character said: I just slug out
whatever's in my head,

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At 00:04:43,158, Character said: we can zhuzh it up later.

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At 00:04:44,325, Character said: There's no zhuzhing.
It's a turd.

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At 00:04:46,369, Character said: I don't want to zhuzh
the turd.

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At 00:04:48,580, Character said: We have three weeks, man.

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At 00:04:49,873, Character said: We g***t to come up
with something that's going

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At 00:04:51,166, Character said: to pop at this
Krampus show.

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At 00:04:52,917, Character said: What's the point?

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At 00:04:54,210, Character said: They're just gonna want
to hear "Staplehead."

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At 00:04:56,296, Character said: The point, Eskie,
is that I'm not ready

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At 00:04:57,797, Character said: to lay down and die
as some f***g nostalgia act.

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At 00:05:01,217, Character said: Are you?

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At 00:05:02,677, Character said: I just moved back in
with my mom,

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At 00:05:04,679, Character said: and I g***t my AARP
membership this year.

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At 00:05:07,432, Character said: So it's been
a banner year for me.

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At 00:05:09,184, Character said: And Al with his divorce.

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At 00:05:11,269, Character said: It's not going well.

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At 00:05:13,063, Character said: -And you think
law school is gonna--
-Eskie: Law school?

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At 00:05:15,482, Character said: You think I can afford
law school?

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At 00:05:18,193, Character said: It's an online MSL degree.

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At 00:05:19,861, Character said: I can't even afford
to sell out.

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At 00:05:22,197, Character said: It's desperate times, Rube.

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At 00:05:23,782, Character said: Piling in this shitty van
year after year

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At 00:05:26,368, Character said: for the rest of our lives,

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At 00:05:27,786, Character said: driving around
playing Irish pubs.

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At 00:05:30,705, Character said: I swear to Christ,
I'm gonna start crying

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At 00:05:32,540, Character said: I really think about it.

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At 00:05:33,833, Character said: Ruby:
The goal is not this.

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At 00:05:35,502, Character said: The goal is to get back.

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At 00:05:38,046, Character said: To have s***t acts
like Krampus opening for us.

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At 00:05:42,258, Character said: That feeling on stage,
the crowd,

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At 00:05:44,886, Character said: do you remember that?

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At 00:05:46,888, Character said: We're metal gods.

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At 00:05:49,557, Character said: What would you do
to get that back?

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At 00:05:51,226, Character said: Anything.

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At 00:05:52,227, Character said: -Anything.
-Ruby: Anything.

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At 00:05:53,978, Character said: We need to do this.

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At 00:05:55,563, Character said: And all we need,

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At 00:05:56,815, Character said: all we need is to write
one new song

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At 00:05:59,984, Character said: that doesn't s***k.

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At 00:06:03,321, Character said: I had a kind of a doomy
sort of riff in A,

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At 00:06:05,824, Character said: try this.

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At 00:06:07,033, Character said: (playing riff)

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At 00:06:13,331, Character said: That's not bad.

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At 00:06:16,876, Character said: (laughter)

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At 00:06:20,255, Character said: (woman talking on screen)

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At 00:06:26,594, Character said: (laughter continues)...