Poker.Face.S01E04.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,("Arthur's Theme" playing)

00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:23,* Once in your life
you find her *

00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:27,* Someone that turns
your heart around *

00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:30,* And next thing you know
you're closing *

00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:32,* Down the town *

00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:38,* Wake up
and it's still with you *

00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:42,* Even though you left her
way 'cross town *

00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,* Wondering to yourself *

00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:47,* "Hey, what've I found?" *

00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:51,* When you get caught
between the moon *

00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,* And New York City *

00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,(scanner beeping)

00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,* I know it's crazy *

00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,* But it's true *

00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:08,* If you get caught between
the moon and New York City *

00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:10,(beeping)

00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,* The best that you can do *

00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,* The best that you can do *

00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,* Is fall in love *

00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:26,(heavy metal music playing)

00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:32,Hey, Ruby. Rube!

00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,Yeah, I know, Mike.

00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,"Staplehead."

00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,Your hit.
That was your hit, yeah?

00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,This was it.

00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,Mike:
F***g turn it up!

00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:42,Ruby:
You don't have to, alright.

00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,Mike:
Doxxxology.

00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,F***k yeah!

00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,I had this on CD.

00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,Back in the day.

00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,My daughter tells me
I'm too old to rock,

00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,but I say bullshit.

00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,I work with Ruby Ruin!

00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:56,Respect you, lady.

00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,-Hey, Victor.
-Hey.

00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,Tour time again.

00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,You interested
in some roadie work
for a few weeks?

00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,Man the merch table?

00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,No. Sorry.

00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,Man: (on PA)
Ruby, you have a visitor

00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,in the break room.

00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,Hey. Uh, drummer, right?

00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,Thanks for answering
the ad.

00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,I'm Ruby.

00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,Yes, you are.

00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:26,Wow.

00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,This is ama--
I'm Gavin.

00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,Wow. Nice to meet you.

00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,This is f***g amazing,
dude, I'm...

00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,Okay.

00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:36,I've just been
a diehard Doxxx fan

00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,since I was, like,
two years old.

00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,Dude, this is
fuckin' badass.

00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,My mom said
she'd catch me banging

00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,my sippy cup to "Staplehead."

00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:43,Just aaah!

00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,Wow. That's--

00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,Gavin:
When I saw the listing

00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,to be the drummer
of Doxxxology

00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,on f***g Craigslist,

00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:55,I was just, just what,
dude, f***g...

00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,Alright, we leave Monday,
a three-week tour,

00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,mostly bars
and small venues,

00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:01,but it'll give us time
to tighten up the act,

00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,maybe write
a few new songs,

00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,'cause we end
the tour in Milwaukee,

00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,at the Lariat,
opening for Krampus.

00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,Holy s***t, you're opening
for Krampus.

00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,Yo, that's,
that's badass, man.

00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,-Ruby: Yeah, it's a big deal.
-But hey...

00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,if you guys are looking
to freshen up

00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,your material at all,

00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,I do a little bit of, like,
writing of my own stuff--

00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,And you g***t
your own gear?

00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,Yeah, I've g***t a TAMA kit
with a double bass pedal

00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,and a vintage amp,
so everything you need.

00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:24,Great. But wait, no,

00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,what the f***k
do you need an amp for?

00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,I blow my backing vocals
through my fuzz pedal,

00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,and it gives it like this,

00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,this crunchy,
chewy, disgusting...

00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,-(growling)
-Good. Fine.

00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,Fine. You're in.

00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,-I'm in?
-You're in.

00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,Holy s***t, dude.

00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:43,Look at me now,
motherfuckers!

00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,This is gonna rock
so f***g hard.

00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,Thank you.
Thank you so much.

00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,I will not let you down,
I promise you.

00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:52,Alright, RV leaves Monday.
I'll send you the deets.

00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,Gavin, we're all
in our 40s.

00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,Just take a f***g bath.

00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,Take a bath.
Aaahhhh!

00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,(Gavin laughs)

00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,I'm not joking.

00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,Okay.

00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,* Living on
discount macaroni *

00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,* Can't even get a job
with my uncle Tony *

00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,* You sent your goons
to repo my truck *

00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,* What the actual f***k *

00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,* I can play guitar
and I'm a decent singer *

00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,* Now cut my wedding ring
off my dead finger *

00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,* You say you wanna deal
but you're such a phony *

00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,* You're never gonna get
that alimony *

00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,Al! Al. God. Stop.

00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,That's awful. God.

00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,How's the divorce going, bro?

00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,Not good.

00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,The lyrics are temporary.

00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,I just slug out
whatever's in my head,

00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,we can zhuzh it up later.

00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,There's no zhuzhing.
It's a turd.

00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,I don't want to zhuzh
the turd.

00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,We have three weeks, man.

00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,We g***t to come up
with something that's going

00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,to pop at this
Krampus show.

00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,What's the point?

00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,They're just gonna want
to hear "Staplehead."

00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,The point, Eskie,
is that I'm not ready

00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:01,to lay down and die
as some f***g nostalgia act.

00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:02,Are you?

00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,I just moved back in
with my mom,

00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,and I g***t my AARP
membership this year.

00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,So it's been
a banner year for me.

00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,And Al with his divorce.

00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,It's not going well.

00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,-And you think
law school is gonna--
-Eskie: Law school?

00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,You think I can afford
law school?

00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,It's an online MSL degree.

00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,I can't even afford
to sell out.

00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,It's desperate times, Rube.

00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,Piling in this shitty van
year after year

00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,for the rest of our lives,

00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,driving around
playing Irish pubs.

00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,I swear to Christ,
I'm gonna start crying

00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:33,I really think about it.

00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,Ruby:
The goal is not this.

00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:38,The goal is to get back.

00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:42,To have s***t acts
like Krampus opening for us.

00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,That feeling on stage,
the crowd,

00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,do you remember that?

00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,We're metal gods.

00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,What would you do
to get that back?

00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,Anything.

00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,-Anything.
-Ruby: Anything.

00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,We need to do this.

00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:56,And all we need,

00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,all we need is to write
one new song

00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,that doesn't s***k.

00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,I had a kind of a doomy
sort of riff in A,

00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:06,try this.

00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,(playing riff)

00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,That's not bad.

00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:20,(laughter)

00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:23,(woman talking on screen)

00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,(laughter continues)...