Faithless s02e03 February.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: Our "Uncle Cormac" lives with us.
He sleeps with Bawbaw in his bed.

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At 00:00:04,000, Character said: Astonishing!

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At 00:00:05,040, Character said: - You didn't tell him to shut up once!
- Shut up, Mark.

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At 00:00:07,600, Character said: Definitely not able
for Cormac shite today.

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At 00:00:10,040, Character said: - I'm Bear, Tara.
- He's Bear.

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At 00:00:13,280, Character said: - A pint of Guinness?
- "Trashy Amin"?

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At 00:00:15,560, Character said: - Fancy a pint?
- Way too soon.

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At 00:00:27,080, Character said: - Yeah, but like, what type of a dress?
- I don't know, Lina, just... a dress.

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At 00:00:31,520, Character said: Like... a dress-dress?

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At 00:00:35,040, Character said: Or like a dress-to-impress?

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At 00:00:37,760, Character said: - I'm messing! Oh, my God.
- NANCY: Help!

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At 00:00:39,960, Character said: I'll leave some on your bed.

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At 00:00:42,720, Character said: Nancy's stuck in the toilet, again!

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At 00:00:45,480, Character said: Can someone please fix this door?

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At 00:00:48,280, Character said: - I hate this house!
- (DOOR SLAMS)

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At 00:00:52,280, Character said: - So, Bawbaw, Valentine's...
- What is with Layla?

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At 00:00:55,760, Character said: I don't know.
She wants a dress for the disco.

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At 00:00:58,560, Character said: Like a... dress-dress?

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At 00:01:01,680, Character said: See, Valentine's gifts, brah.

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At 00:01:05,600, Character said: (SAM LAUGHS) That's a lot of chocolate!

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At 00:01:08,240, Character said: Yeah, well, what can I say?

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At 00:01:11,000, Character said: Bear likes sweet things!

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At 00:01:13,560, Character said: And I've nothing for Miss Malone.

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At 00:01:16,520, Character said: Do you really need a gift
for your teacher?

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At 00:01:18,520, Character said: - Yes.
- Is that not a little bit sucky?

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At 00:01:21,280, Character said: No, I need a gift.
And please write the card.

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At 00:01:25,400, Character said: - She'll know my handwriting.
- Grab some from Lina's bag!

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At 00:01:29,320, Character said: Go on! Bear's g***t, like,
ten boxes of chocolate in there.

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At 00:01:32,720, Character said: If it was me, I wouldn't mind giving
Miss Malone one, right?

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At 00:01:35,800, Character said: - Quickly, put them in your bag!
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)

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At 00:01:39,240, Character said: Ustaz Lovey-Loverson!
Excited for the big boys' night tonight?

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At 00:01:43,320, Character said: Only schoolgirls and morons get excited
about Valentine's.

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At 00:01:47,240, Character said: ? It's here!
The greatest day of the year! ?

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At 00:01:49,920, Character said: - Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!
- Exhibit A.

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At 00:01:52,360, Character said: - Happy Valentine's Day, Uncle Cormac.
- (CLICKS HIS TONGUE)

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At 00:01:54,960, Character said: (CLICKS HER TONGUE)

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At 00:01:56,760, Character said: You may go to the ball because
the guest list for The Vault is sorted.

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At 00:02:00,320, Character said: - Do me!
- And you shall go to the ball, dearest.

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At 00:02:03,560, Character said: - Dymphna's boxed off to babysit, too.
- Yes, pal.

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At 00:02:06,200, Character said: - This one, Bawbaw?
- Yeah, yummy. Yum, yum, yum.

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At 00:02:09,200, Character said: That there are my favourite. And here...

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At 00:02:11,560, Character said: Go!

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At 00:02:13,160, Character said: ZEIN: Those lucky ladies, man.
It's been a while!

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At 00:02:16,960, Character said: - I'm so excited.
- Why? When was the last time you had s***x?

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At 00:02:19,800, Character said: With someone? Four months, 11 days.

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At 00:02:22,760, Character said: Jeez, I'm so sorry, pal.

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At 00:02:25,680, Character said: - Are you OK?
- Yeah.

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At 00:02:27,200, Character said: Are you two OK? Seriously.

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At 00:02:31,800, Character said: We're not all sexless like you, Sam!

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At 00:02:33,960, Character said: CORMAC: Please don't purge people's
healthy sexual energy, Sam.

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At 00:02:37,040, Character said: It's very toxic, pal.
You're a bit anti-s***x.

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At 00:02:39,520, Character said: I'm not anti-s***x.
And I don't purge people's sexual energy!

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At 00:02:43,600, Character said: Yeah, you do.
You're like the Sexorcist.

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At 00:02:47,560, Character said: Don't worry, Zein. It's Valentine's.

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At 00:02:49,560, Character said: - Women are desperate for love.
- Desperado.

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At 00:02:52,600, Character said: Yeah, yeah. They're desperados?
You two are desperate.

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At 00:02:56,240, Character said: - Stay back.
- You stay back.

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At 00:03:00,240, Character said: Poo kite!

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At 00:03:02,920, Character said: Anime club. Art Attack.

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At 00:03:05,480, Character said: - Basketball, coding, drama.
- Poo kite!

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At 00:03:08,440, Character said: And, er... What else? Jujitsu.

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At 00:03:12,040, Character said: SAM: Jesus, Clive. You memorise them
in alphabetical order?

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At 00:03:14,760, Character said: - Poo kite!
- Good lad. Here, eat this.

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At 00:03:19,800, Character said: - And he's starting Mandarin.
- Really? Him?

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At 00:03:26,080, Character said: - MISS MALONE: Excuse me, Mr Amin. May I?
- See you later, Clive.

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At 00:03:31,880, Character said: - Looked like you needed saving.
- Thank you, thank you.

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At 00:03:34,680, Character said: Con's learning Mandarin.

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At 00:03:36,560, Character said: MISS MALONE: Learning how to eat
a mandarin might be more useful.

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At 00:03:39,040, Character said: (LAUGHS) You're very funny.

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At 00:03:41,200, Character said: Thank you. No other compliments
for a girl on Valentine's Day?

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At 00:03:45,800, Character said: Well, you've a very tiny symmetrical face

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At 00:03:49,440, Character said: and your hair looks very smooth
and resistant to static electricity.

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At 00:03:54,280, Character said: - Sorry.
- (LAUGHING) OK! Oh, Sam.

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At 00:03:57,120, Character said: My bestie, Ciara's, down from Derry
and, well, we're both single...

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At 00:04:00,840, Character said: - Really?
- Yeah, I know, shocking!

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At 00:04:03,680, Character said: Anyway, I don't really know the city

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At 00:04:06,560, Character said: and I've no friends here and she loves
cocktails and it's Valentine's...

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At 00:04:11,320, Character said: - Are you asking me...?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:13,720, Character said: Would you and your Cormac know
of a nice wee club?

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At 00:04:16,480, Character said: - Somewhere where you and your friends go?
- We're going to The Vault tonight.

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At 00:04:20,520, Character said: - Oh, class. Maybe see you there?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:24,040, Character said: It doesn't matter we're not gay
or anything does it?

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At 00:04:26,080, Character said: I wouldn't think so, no.

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At 00:04:28,200, Character said: - OK.
- Poo kite!

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At 00:04:33,320, Character said: Mandarin?

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At 00:04:34,520, Character said: As if China doesn't have enough problems.
I'll see you later.

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At 00:04:49,480, Character said: (PHONE RINGING)

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At 00:04:52,880, Character said: Bear, I said I'd call her back.

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At 00:04:54,840, Character said: Don't worry about her. She is jealous.

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At 00:04:58,400, Character said: She knows it's Valentine's and she's
calling you. I mean, come on, Lina.

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At 00:05:02,480, Character said: We're best friends.

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At 00:05:04,280, Character said: I'm your best friend!

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At 00:05:08,720, Character said: Listen, I do love my jumper,
but you know...

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At 00:05:14,200, Character said: ...personally, I could never endorse
those capitalists by buying their wares.

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At 00:05:20,080, Character said: I... I don't either. I only bought it
because I thought you'd like it.

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At 00:05:25,000, Character said: - Ah, f***k! I sound ungrateful now.
- Stop, no, you don't.

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At 00:05:29,600, Character said: It's how they get you, though, right?

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At 00:05:32,240, Character said: Seduce you with Christmas or Valentine's.

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At 00:05:36,080, Character said: Erupting all your emotions

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At 00:05:38,760, Character said: so you're left standing there,

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At 00:05:40,960, Character said: sipping spiced lattes.

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At 00:05:45,080, Character said: Those little Guatemalan children.

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At 00:05:49,240, Character said: The poor fuckers.

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At 00:05:52,680, Character said: CHLOE: Right, so that's it?
Off we go, guys.

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At 00:06:05,000, Character said: Eoin, this character Vince's job.

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At 00:06:07,600, Character said: Like what actually is
an "augmented reality journey builder"?

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At 00:06:12,080, Character said: Well, he designs the experience.
You know, bringing the AR scenes to life.

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At 00:06:16,480, Character said: Right, yeah. W... Where?

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At 00:06:19,080, Character said: - Online.
- On the internet?

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At 00:06:21,760, Character said: No. (LAUGHING) No, not on the internet.

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At 00:06:25,040, Character said: Look, augmented reality is superimposing
computer generated objects.

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At 00:06:29,440, Character said: So that when look at your phone,

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At 00:06:31,920, Character said: it feels like you're actually
looking at these objects.

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At 00:06:34,200, Character said: In real?
You think I'm a f***g eejit, don't you?

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At 00:06:38,400, Character said: No, no. My dad's much worse.

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At 00:06:40,920, Character said: Still pronounces the Ls in "tortillas".

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At 00:06:43,800, Character said: - Like your jeans.
- They're crops.

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At 00:06:48,760, Character said: "The internet?" F***g knob!

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At 00:06:54,720, Character said: - I don't think I'll bother with tonight.
- No?

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At 00:06:57,040, Character said: Yeah, I'm tired
and I've nothing to wear anyway.

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At 00:06:59,960, Character said: Borrow something from Lina.
She has like the best drip ever.

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At 00:07:03,320, Character said: Well, she doesn't wear one of these.
Nothing goes with it, ever.

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