Your.Friends.And.Neighbors.S01E07-en Subtitles

00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,Diamonds have no inherent value.
We know this.

00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,And yet, the Van Cleef and Arpels
Snowflake choker

00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:26,retails for roughly the same price
as a Rolls-Royce.

00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,Why are diamonds so pricey?

00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,{\an8} It's the result of the most successful
cartel in modern history

00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,telling the Sherman Act to go f***k itself,

00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,and an 80-year-old marketing campaign

00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,that linked compressed carbon
to eternal love.

00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,They say a diamond is forever.

00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:43,But as recent events have borne out,
forever isn't what it used to be.

00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,What are you doing here?

00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,- We live here.
- Coming for breakfast, Coop?

00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,You don't live here.

00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,Neither do you.

00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,The negotiator.

00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,Pass the syrup.

00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,- The syrup.
- The syrup.

00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,Go f***k yourself.

00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,You really ought to get better at sharing.

00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,Get outta here.

00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,Relax, Coop. We're all family.

00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,I'll f***g kill you.

00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,You can't kill me, Coop.

00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,Because you're already dead.

00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,Hey. Look who's up.

00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:40,Hi, Daddy.

00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,Hey, kiddo.

00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,How you feeling?

00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,Pretty good, actually.

00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:50,That's because the doctors gave you
all that morphine.

00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:54,- Hon.
- What? I saw. It was too much.

00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,Can we get you anything?

00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,Water, please. That'd be great.

00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,The doc came by to see you,

00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,- but we didn't wanna wake you.
- Thanks, buddy.

00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,How long was I out?

00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,Twelve hours.

00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,Jesus. I should get
my a***s kicked more often.

00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,They were out of Doritos, but I g***t...

00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,Oh, snap. Hey. Mr. Cooper.

00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,I thought you dumped him.

00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:19,Dad.

00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,- He's still pretty out of it, so...
- Yeah.

00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,- I feel great.
- It's all good.

00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,Hello.

00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:31,Bad time?

00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,Can I help you?

00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,I'm sorry. I'm Detective Rebecca Lin.

00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:38,I was hoping to get a minute or two
with Mr. Cooper.

00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,Another tennis injury?

00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,Not quite.

00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,Do you know her?

00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,She interviewed me about Paul.

00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,What about him?

00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:50,I have a few questions about last night.

00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,If you're up for it.

00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,Or I can come back later?

00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,So, guys, why don't you
take your grandparents to lunch?

00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,Millie's doesn't open until noon.

00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,Then we will be the first ones there.

00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,Come on, everybody. Let's go.

00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:20,I usually prefer
to do these interviews alone.

00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:28,I'll go see Barney.

00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,How's he doing?

00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,I'll let you know.

00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,Beautiful family you g***t there.

00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,You're too kind. What can I do for you?

00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,Why don't you tell me about last night?

00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,I don't remember much.

00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,Well, what do you remember?

00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,I remember getting jumped.

00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,It's a weird one though, no?

00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,I don't have a whole hell of a lot
to compare it to, so...

00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,Well, for starters,
the assailants didn't take anything.

00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,Which is a little unusual.

00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:01,Okay.

00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,Maybe Barney getting hit by the car
might have thrown a wrench into things?

00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:10,So you do remember something after all.
And I will be talking to Mr. Choi later.

00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,To be honest with you, Mr. Cooper,

00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,this attack doesn't feel random
to me at all.

00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,It feels like you were targeted.

00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,Why would anyone wanna target me?

00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,Why would anyone kill Paul Levitt?

00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,I don't see the connection.

00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:26,You know, I used to be a cop in the Bronx.

00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:29,Violent crimes were a dime a dozen.

00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:32,But not here. This is a very quiet town.

00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,We don't see
a lot of violent crimes here at all.

00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:40,And in the past few days,
a man was brutally murdered in his home.

00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,- A man who you recently fought with.
- It wasn't a fight.

00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:46,And then you were attacked and beaten
with gusto, right there on Main Street,

00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,with no apparent motive.

00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,And your friend Barney is down the hall
picking pavement out of his teeth.

00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,Again, I fail to see the connection here.

00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,It's you, Mr. Cooper.

00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,You're the connection.

00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:03,It seems to me that being your friend
is a dangerous proposition.

00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,Does that mean we're not gonna be friends?

00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,I heard you left your job a month back.

00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,A fairly common occurrence.

00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,You just said you left your job as a cop
in the Bronx. Why'd you do that?

00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:22,- Quality of life.
- Hey. Same thing.

00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,Except you were fired.

00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:24,Semantics.

00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,Where were you coming back from
last night?

00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:30,Jersey. Took our oldest to see colleges.

00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,Look, I'm just gonna cut to it right here.

00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,I don't know you very well.

00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:45,The sense I get from you is
you're a man on a downward spiral.

00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,In desperate need of a lifeline.

00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:54,Now, I'm here right now
offering you that lifeline.

00:06:55,791 --> 00:07:00,Whatever it is you g***t yourself into...
I can help.

00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,The thing is...

00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,at some point you're gonna cross a line

00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,and I'm not gonna be able
to help you anymore.

00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:25,And when that time comes,
all I'll be able to do is take you down.

00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:34,Well, that is food for thought.
Thanks for coming by, Detective.

00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,Thank you for your time.

00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,That go okay?

00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:54,Yeah. I mean, you know,
pro forma stuff. Just filling in blanks.

00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:57,How's Barney?

00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,He's banged up, but he'll recover.

00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,Listen, can we talk
about what happened last night? I...

00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:06,- I wanna...
- Maybe not right now.

00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,Yeah. Okay.

00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,I'm gonna go.

00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,They're almost ready to discharge you.

00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,I can come back and get you.

00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:25,No, come on. Just... I can have Ali do it.
You be with the kids.

00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:36,Hey, Melly.

00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:44,Guess we really should've just kept on
driving in the opposite direction, huh?

00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,Get some rest.

00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,- ...different. I get to try something.
- That's good.

00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,- I'm sorry, I gotta...
- Okay.

00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,Why...