Poker.Face.S01E05.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:07,MAN:
Two, three, four...

00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:11,(Jackie Shane's
"Any Other Way" playing)

00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,{\an8}* Here you come again *

00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,{\an8}* And you say
that you're my friend *

00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,* But I know why you're here *

00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,* She wants to know
how I feel *

00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,{\an8}* Tell her that I ** happy *

00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,{\an8}* Tell her that I ** gay *

00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,{\an8}* Tell her
I wouldn't have it *

00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:52,{\an8}* Any other way *

00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,* *

00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,{\an8}* People have been talking *

00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,{\an8}Woman:
No, tha-tha-that's just,
that's ridiculous.

00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:14,{\an8}Woman 2:
I'm telling you,
it's a planet again.

00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,{\an8}Pluto was always
a planet.

00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:19,{\an8}No, it wasn't.
Now it is again.

00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,This is like when you
tried to tell me

00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:22,a strawberry is a nut.

00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,{\an8}- Strawberry is a nut.
- Irene: No.

00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,{\an8}Anything with seeds
on the outside is a nut?

00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,- A raspberry?
- A nut.

00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,I hate your c***t heart.

00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,(beeping)

00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,- My tots are done.
- Oh, whoopie.

00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,{\an8}So, what are we going
to watch tonight?

00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,{\an8}You want to keep going
with "Euphorica"?

00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:43,{\an8}Kids who think they invented
f***g? No, thank you.

00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:45,Oh s***t. Goddamn Fletchers
have the remote.

00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,{\an8}Joyce: Hey, Fletchers.
We're gonna watch "Shark Tank."

00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,{\an8}Majority rules
the remote.

00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,{\an8}Majority rules
my foot up your a***s.

00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,What is this garbage?

00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,Joyce: So you finish
"Quaintsfordshire Murders"

00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:00,and now you want us to care
about who dies in Norway?

00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:03,- Fletchers: Shh!
- Irene: The blonde did it.

00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,- Bitches.
- (Joyce cackles)

00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,{\an8}Ooh, Irene, did you charge
your heartcuff?

00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,I sure did, Billy.

00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,That's hilarious
because, um, I'm showing:

00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:21,Irene. Zero percent.
No transmission.

00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,Oh, you want to track
my every movement,

00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,so you know every time
I go to the bathroom

00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,so you can jerk it
to the knowledge

00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:28,that I'm pooping.

00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,It's not a GPS, Irene,

00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,all it does is track
your vital signs.

00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,Not gonna chip me
like some dog.

00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:34,Woof!

00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,{\an8}(Joyce laughing)

00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,{\an8}Betty:
Last chance.

00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:41,{\an8}Last chance to sign up
for the zoo trip.

00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:44,{\an8}Oh, sure. Great.

00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,{\an8}(gasps)
Oh, wait, though.

00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,Will we get back in time
to change our diapers

00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,and to watch "Teletubbies"?

00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,{\an8}We're not
fuckin' toddlers, Betty.

00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,{\an8}We've seen emus before.

00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:57,Betty:
If you can't
make an effort

00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,to be a more positive
community presence,

00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:02,I may have to report

00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,your illegal drug plants
to the administration.

00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,- (Irene gasps)
- No, no, no, no.

00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:09,- No, no, no.
- Our life-saving medicine.

00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,I know you
don't have glaucoma.

00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,And I, and I hate this

00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,witchy Chinese game
you're playing.

00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,What are these, runes?

00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,That's right, Betty.

00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:21,We're Satanists
who love drugs.

00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,{\an8}(Betty sighs)

00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,What a f***g cop.

00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,(muffled):
Alright now.

00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,So we have you
on our third floor.

00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,That's our
medical care unit.

00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:38,I can give you a full tour
of the facilities.

00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,(clearly):
And get you set up on
our heartcuff system.

00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,But I'll let you
get settled in first.

00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,(door closes)

00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,You thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,We have to kill
that motherfucker.

00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,* Jackie Shane's
"Comin' Down" playing *

00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,* Comin' down *

00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,* Comin' down *

00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,* Comin' down *

00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:21,* Yes, I'm comin' down *

00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,- (exhales)
- We happy?

00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,* I'm comin' down, down,
down, down, down *

00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,* Comin' down
with a heartache *

00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:35,* I ain't sick
but I g***t a fever *

00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:39,* Blood pressure's
runnin' high *

00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:43,* Pulse ain't right,
I can't sleep at night *

00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,* And here's
the reason why *

00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,Watch out, Earnhardt.

00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:49,This ain't bumper cars.

00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,I ** so sorry.
Wait a minute, Irene.

00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,I guess I was just going
a little bit too fast.

00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,- You alright?
- Yeah.

00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,Mario Andretti over here.

00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,* A doctor can't diagnose *

00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,* 'Cause when a heart
starts to fall apart *

00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:07,* You can't hear
through the stethoscope *

00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:10,* What's wrong with me?
I said it's a simple fact *

00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:14,* I don't believe
you're ever comin' back *

00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,* I'm comin' down, down *

00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,* I'm comin' down, down *

00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,* Comin' down, down *

00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,* Comin' down, down *

00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,* I'm coming down, down *

00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,* Down, down, down *

00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:28,Joyce, can you wheel me
over to the shitter?

00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,- You have to go again?
- Woman: Ugh.

00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:53,(bright jazz saxophone playing)

00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,(grunting)

00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,* *

00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,Hurry it up in there.

00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,The bus is here.

00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,The animals aren't
going anywhere.

00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,We can't miss
the orangutan show.

00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,She's very impressive.

00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,Betty, you think
Velcro is impressive.

00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:38,(grunting)

00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,(trimmer whirring)

00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:49,(sighs)

00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,(jazz music continues)

00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,(rustling)

00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,(man mutters)

00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:48,I'm so glad...

00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,you came back.

00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,(groaning)

00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,(exhales)

00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,* *

00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:20,It's 11:10.
The bus is going to leave.

00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,I g***t to piss.
What the hell is she
doing in there?

00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,I don't know
what to tell you people.

00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,She has diarrhea.

00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,That's it.
I've had it.

00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:29,Woman: The bus is ready.

00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,Betty. Betty!

00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,Oh. Good.

00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,You gonna help me wipe?

00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:39,Because my crevices
have crevices.

00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,- Excuse me.
- Finally!

00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,(door closes)

00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:50,(jazz music continues)

00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,(emu squawks)

00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,Big deal.

00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,Man: (on speakers)
Attention.

00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,Would our guests
from Mossy Oaks retirement

00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,please meet
the zookeeper liaison

00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,in the primate area.

00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,Melanie is performing now.

00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,(animals chattering)

00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,Joyce: Okay.
I think...