Poker.Face.S01E06.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,(scoffs)

00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,Woman:
Jesus, Michael.

00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:07,You want to 'Gram
with the shrine?

00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,Woman:
No, I'm, uh. I'm good.

00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:18,Well, Kathleen.

00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:20,-Welcome to the life.
-Kathleen: Mm-hmm.

00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,Hey, sweetheart.

00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:25,Kathleen, I'd love for you
to meet my wife, Ava.

00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,Ava, I'd like for you
to meet my mortal enemy,

00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,Kathleen Townsend.

00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,Ava:
Kathleen.

00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:32,It is a pleasure
to finally meet you.

00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:36,Well, likewise.
Likewise.

00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:39,-Congratulations, newlyweds.
-Michael and Ava: Thank you.

00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:43,A May-December romance
really warms my heart.

00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,Aww, that's so sweet.

00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,-And you look wonderful,
by the way.
-Thank you.

00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:51,I think I recognize
that outfit from season six.

00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:54,Okay, well, I will leave
the two of you to catch up.

00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,Behave.

00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:00,Congratulations.

00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:02,Not bad.

00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,I mean, a year ago,

00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,you were doing
insurance commercials

00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:06,with talking beavers.

00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,And now,
now you have all this

00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,She have
family money?

00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:14,Oh no. Ava is 100% self-made.

00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:18,She founded a discount
online brokerage for women--

00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,She Trade.

00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,So this is a treat.

00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,After three years
radio silence.

00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,What is this?
Some kind of 12-Step thing?

00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,You're a rage-a-holic?
You here to make amends?

00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:31,No.

00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,This isn't easy
for me, Michael.

00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,I know that we have hurt
each other in the past.

00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,I know that I have
hurt you terribly.

00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,But I have to ask you
for a favor.

00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,Uh-huh?

00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:49,I want you to do
a play with me.

00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,What? It's one night only.
Regional theater.

00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,Oh, but they have
very deep pockets.

00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,I think some of the donors are
big "Spooky" fans actually.

00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,They offered big money.

00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,What's the play?

00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,"The Ghosts of Pensacola."

00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:08,Ugh. Listen,
even 30 years ago,
that mope-fest sucked.

00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:10,Those were the best reviews
of our career.

00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,It's a low bar.

00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,Michael, do you know

00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,that if you died tomorrow,

00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,you would be remembered

00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,for Spooky and the Cop.

00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,Michael:
Well, that's great.

00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,That means I provided joy
to a lot of people.

00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,You are an artist.

00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,It rages in your blood.

00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,I know your soul.

00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:34,I remember what the fire
was like on that stage.

00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,Okay, I think you're
overselling it, darling.

00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,The primal connection
we had

00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,before the success,

00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,before the feuds
and the tabloids.

00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,Oh yeah, and the "People"
magazine interview

00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,where you implied
that I couldn't read.

00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,I said I was sorry.

00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,It's still on
my Wikipedia page.

00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,There's a whole subheading.
"Illiteracy."

00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,Michael, I'm desperate.

00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,Please, I'm begging you.

00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,I will do anything you want.

00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,I will prostrate
myself publicly.

00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,But I need this.

00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:08,Do you know what it's like
for an actress of a certain age?

00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,You go from mom
to senator

00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,to dementia patient.

00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,And, and I need the money.

00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:21,Well, I'm sorry, Kathleen.
The answer's no.

00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,Okay.

00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,But if you need some cash,
I could, I could ask Ava.

00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,Oh, f***k you!

00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,And f***k you, bitch.

00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,Fuckin' motherfuckers!

00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,-F***k!
-Ava: Jesus Christ.

00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,Kathleen:
Motherfucker!

00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,Oh God.

00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,Ava: Michael,
I keep asking you

00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:43,to keep your pills
on you.

00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,What if I'm not here?

00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,-Ava--
-Your heart.

00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:47,It's just seeing Kathleen

00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,makes my
blood pressure spike.

00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:52,I'll get a massage
from Jean Marc.

00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,-Ava: Darling.
-Michael: Mm?

00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,Perhaps you
should reconsider.

00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:01,I worry.

00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,You know,
my money, my career,

00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,all of... this.

00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,You miss the limelight.

00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:14,But with Kathleen?

00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,Oh, come on.

00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,It was 30 years ago.

00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,I'm sure you've both
grown since then.

00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,Hmm?

00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,You manipulating,
lying shrew!

00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,Oh, grow up,
you're a kept man.

00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:33,You should be used to
taking direction from a woman.

00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,There is no way

00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,I'm letting you direct
this d***n play!

00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:37,Whoops, I **.

00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,And you would have
known that

00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,had you read your contract

00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,or had someone read it to you.

00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:45,Oh, okay, great.
I'm in hell!

00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,And get this dog
off the stage

00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,before I kick it
for three points.

00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,-(dog whines)
-Come here, Fosse.

00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,Woman:
Um, could we possibly discuss

00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,my character's clubfoot
for just a moment?

00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:55,Because I would feel personally
a lot more comfortable

00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,if somebody from
the clubfoot community

00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:58,were advising.

00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,-Oh God. Really?
-Rebecca: Yeah.

00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,Kathleen:
Just get out there
and hobble, honey.

00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,That's the lunch menu, sir.

00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,I'll have a club sandwich
with a side order of a gun.

00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:12,Um, uh, and also, Harry,
if it's not too much trouble,

00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,thanks, could you get me
a hibiscus tea, please?

00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,With milk.
Um, but not almond milk.

00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,I know people like it,
but I'm allergic

00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,to all tree nuts
and legumes, actually.

00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,-Of course, you are.
-Well, no, I **.

00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,So if those dog treats
are peanut-based,

00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:26,because they smell
peanut-based

00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,and they say
peanut butter on them,

00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,I could go into
anaphylactic shock actually.

00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:34,Hold on.
What the f***k is that?

00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,What?

00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,That thing on your lap.

00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:38,What is it?

00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,My script?

00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,Would you like
a representative

00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:48,of the off-book
community present?

00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:51,You know, this is not
a TikTok, baby.

00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,This is my stage!

00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:58,And you show up knowing
your goddamn lines.

00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,These f***g millennials.

00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,Don't worry.
You're doing great.

00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,You've already lasted longer
than John Stamos.

00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,Where is my
stage manager Bill?

00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,-Phil.
-Kathleen: Okay, Bill,

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