Poker Face -ion10 S01E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:44,544, Character said: (scoffs)

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At 00:01:01,936, Character said: Woman:
Jesus, Michael.

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At 00:01:04,189, Character said: You want to 'Gram
with the shrine?

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At 00:01:07,275, Character said: Woman:
No, I'm, uh. I'm good.

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At 00:01:14,949, Character said: Well, Kathleen.

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At 00:01:18,119, Character said: -Welcome to the life.
-Kathleen: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:01:20,914, Character said: Hey, sweetheart.

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At 00:01:22,665, Character said: Kathleen, I'd love for you
to meet my wife, Ava.

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At 00:01:25,669, Character said: Ava, I'd like for you
to meet my mortal enemy,

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At 00:01:28,129, Character said: Kathleen Townsend.

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At 00:01:29,214, Character said: Ava:
Kathleen.

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At 00:01:30,298, Character said: It is a pleasure
to finally meet you.

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At 00:01:32,842, Character said: Well, likewise.
Likewise.

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At 00:01:36,471, Character said: -Congratulations, newlyweds.
-Michael and Ava: Thank you.

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At 00:01:39,599, Character said: A May-December romance
really warms my heart.

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At 00:01:43,728, Character said: Aww, that's so sweet.

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At 00:01:45,730, Character said: -And you look wonderful,
by the way.
-Thank you.

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At 00:01:47,816, Character said: I think I recognize
that outfit from season six.

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At 00:01:51,403, Character said: Okay, well, I will leave
the two of you to catch up.

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At 00:01:55,490, Character said: Behave.

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At 00:01:58,993, Character said: Congratulations.

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At 00:02:00,995, Character said: Not bad.

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At 00:02:02,205, Character said: I mean, a year ago,

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At 00:02:03,415, Character said: you were doing
insurance commercials

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At 00:02:05,750, Character said: with talking beavers.

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At 00:02:06,918, Character said: And now,
now you have all this

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At 00:02:09,838, Character said: She have
family money?

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At 00:02:11,047, Character said: Oh no. Ava is 100% self-made.

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At 00:02:14,467, Character said: She founded a discount
online brokerage for women--

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At 00:02:18,054, Character said: She Trade.

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At 00:02:20,181, Character said: So this is a treat.

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At 00:02:22,684, Character said: After three years
radio silence.

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At 00:02:25,061, Character said: What is this?
Some kind of 12-Step thing?

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At 00:02:27,480, Character said: You're a rage-a-holic?
You here to make amends?

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At 00:02:30,650, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:31,609, Character said: This isn't easy
for me, Michael.

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At 00:02:34,279, Character said: I know that we have hurt
each other in the past.

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At 00:02:36,781, Character said: I know that I have
hurt you terribly.

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At 00:02:40,702, Character said: But I have to ask you
for a favor.

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At 00:02:43,872, Character said: Uh-huh?

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At 00:02:45,290, Character said: I want you to do
a play with me.

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At 00:02:51,254, Character said: What? It's one night only.
Regional theater.

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At 00:02:53,757, Character said: Oh, but they have
very deep pockets.

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At 00:02:55,550, Character said: I think some of the donors are
big "Spooky" fans actually.

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At 00:02:58,386, Character said: They offered big money.

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At 00:03:00,847, Character said: What's the play?

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At 00:03:02,307, Character said: "The Ghosts of Pensacola."

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At 00:03:03,850, Character said: Ugh. Listen,
even 30 years ago,
that mope-fest sucked.

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At 00:03:08,229, Character said: Those were the best reviews
of our career.

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At 00:03:11,358, Character said: It's a low bar.

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At 00:03:12,359, Character said: Michael, do you know

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At 00:03:13,443, Character said: that if you died tomorrow,

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At 00:03:15,570, Character said: you would be remembered

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At 00:03:17,322, Character said: for Spooky and the Cop.

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At 00:03:19,199, Character said: Michael:
Well, that's great.

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At 00:03:20,533, Character said: That means I provided joy
to a lot of people.

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At 00:03:23,036, Character said: You are an artist.

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At 00:03:25,372, Character said: It rages in your blood.

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At 00:03:27,749, Character said: I know your soul.

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At 00:03:29,459, Character said: I remember what the fire
was like on that stage.

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At 00:03:34,381, Character said: Okay, I think you're
overselling it, darling.

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At 00:03:36,132, Character said: The primal connection
we had

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At 00:03:38,093, Character said: before the success,

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At 00:03:39,761, Character said: before the feuds
and the tabloids.

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At 00:03:42,639, Character said: Oh yeah, and the "People"
magazine interview

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At 00:03:45,183, Character said: where you implied
that I couldn't read.

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At 00:03:46,935, Character said: I said I was sorry.

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At 00:03:48,144, Character said: It's still on
my Wikipedia page.

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At 00:03:49,938, Character said: There's a whole subheading.
"Illiteracy."

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At 00:03:52,941, Character said: Michael, I'm desperate.

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At 00:03:55,944, Character said: Please, I'm begging you.

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At 00:03:58,113, Character said: I will do anything you want.

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At 00:03:59,989, Character said: I will prostrate
myself publicly.

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At 00:04:02,242, Character said: But I need this.

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At 00:04:04,869, Character said: Do you know what it's like
for an actress of a certain age?

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At 00:04:08,289, Character said: You go from mom
to senator

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At 00:04:10,542, Character said: to dementia patient.

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At 00:04:12,627, Character said: And, and I need the money.

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At 00:04:17,507, Character said: Well, I'm sorry, Kathleen.
The answer's no.

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At 00:04:21,761, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:23,138, Character said: But if you need some cash,
I could, I could ask Ava.

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At 00:04:25,265, Character said: Oh, f***k you!

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At 00:04:29,269, Character said: And f***k you, bitch.

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At 00:04:32,564, Character said: Fuckin' motherfuckers!

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At 00:04:34,983, Character said: -F***k!
-Ava: Jesus Christ.

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At 00:04:37,027, Character said: Kathleen:
Motherfucker!

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At 00:04:38,653, Character said: Oh God.

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At 00:04:40,572, Character said: Ava: Michael,
I keep asking you

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At 00:04:42,991, Character said: to keep your pills
on you.

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At 00:04:44,034, Character said: What if I'm not here?

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At 00:04:45,493, Character said: -Ava--
-Your heart.

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At 00:04:46,661, Character said: It's just seeing Kathleen

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At 00:04:47,829, Character said: makes my
blood pressure spike.

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At 00:04:50,331, Character said: I'll get a massage
from Jean Marc.

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At 00:04:54,502, Character said: -Ava: Darling.
-Michael: Mm?

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At 00:04:57,213, Character said: Perhaps you
should reconsider.

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At 00:05:00,842, Character said: I worry.

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At 00:05:02,677, Character said: You know,
my money, my career,

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At 00:05:05,513, Character said: all of... this.

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At 00:05:09,142, Character said: You miss the limelight.

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At 00:05:13,355, Character said: But with Kathleen?

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At 00:05:14,522, Character said: Oh, come on.

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At 00:05:16,274, Character said: It was 30 years ago.

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At 00:05:18,568, Character said: I'm sure you've both
grown since then.

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At 00:05:21,029, Character said: Hmm?

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At 00:05:24,032, Character said: You manipulating,
lying shrew!

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At 00:05:27,577, Character said: Oh, grow up,
you're a kept man.

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At 00:05:30,205, Character said: You should be used to
taking direction from a woman.

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At 00:05:33,249, Character said: There is no way

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At 00:05:34,376, Character said: I'm letting you direct
this d***n play!

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At 00:05:36,419, Character said: Whoops, I **.

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At 00:05:37,712, Character said: And you would have
known that

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At 00:05:39,172, Character said: had you read your contract

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At 00:05:40,465, Character said: or had someone read it to you.

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At 00:05:42,258, Character said: Oh, okay, great.
I'm in hell!

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At 00:05:45,679, Character said: And get this dog
off the stage

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At 00:05:47,138, Character said: before I kick it
for three points.

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At 00:05:48,598, Character said: -(dog whines)
-Come here, Fosse.

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At 00:05:50,225, Character said: Woman:
Um, could we possibly discuss

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At 00:05:51,601, Character said: my character's clubfoot
for just a moment?

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At 00:05:53,561, Character said: Because I would feel personally
a lot more comfortable

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At 00:05:55,563, Character said: if somebody from
the clubfoot community

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At 00:05:57,565, Character said: were advising.

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At 00:05:58,900, Character said: -Oh God. Really?
-Rebecca: Yeah.

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At 00:06:00,485, Character said: Kathleen:
Just get out there
and hobble, honey.

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At 00:06:03,071, Character said: That's the lunch menu, sir.

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At 00:06:06,825, Character said: I'll have a club sandwich
with a side order of a gun.

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At 00:06:09,285, Character said: Um, uh, and also, Harry,
if it's not too much trouble,

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At 00:06:12,580, Character said: thanks, could you get me
a hibiscus tea, please?

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At 00:06:15,917, Character said: With milk.
Um, but not almond milk.

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At 00:06:17,919, Character said: I know people like it,
but I'm allergic

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At 00:06:19,421, Character said: to all tree nuts
and legumes, actually.

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At 00:06:21,464, Character said: -Of course, you are.
-Well, no, I **.

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At 00:06:23,883, Character said: So if those dog treats
are peanut-based,

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At 00:06:25,635, Character said: because they smell
peanut-based

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At 00:06:26,761, Character said: and they say
peanut butter on them,

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At 00:06:28,096, Character said: I could go into
anaphylactic shock actually.

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At 00:06:30,765, Character said: Hold on.
What the f***k is that?

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At 00:06:34,060, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:35,437, Character said: That thing on your lap.

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At 00:06:37,605, Character said: What is it?

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At 00:06:40,442, Character said: My script?

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At 00:06:42,736, Character said: Would you like
a representative

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At 00:06:44,612, Character said: of the off-book
community present?

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At 00:06:48,324, Character said: You know, this is not
a TikTok, baby.

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At 00:06:51,244, Character said: This is my stage!

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At 00:06:53,455, Character said: And you show up knowing
your goddamn lines.

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At 00:06:58,501, Character said: These f***g millennials.

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At 00:07:00,587, Character said: Don't worry.
You're doing great.

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At 00:07:02,130, Character said: You've already lasted longer
than John Stamos.

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At 00:07:04,424, Character said: Where is my
stage manager Bill?

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At 00:07:07,177, Character said: -Phil.
-Kathleen: Okay, Bill,

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