Faithless s02e04 April.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: I told him it was Valentine's Day, and
he said he wouldn't mind giving you one.

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At 00:00:03,720, Character said: Do you fancy having a b***e with me?

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At 00:00:05,720, Character said: We can discuss Islam Dunk.
Don't you like eating out?

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At 00:00:08,120, Character said: I thought you were
my handsome gay dad friend.

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At 00:00:10,760, Character said: You think I'm handsome?

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At 00:00:12,640, Character said: "Ally Akbar."

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At 00:00:14,280, Character said: Praise the Lord!
He's cured the lepers!

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At 00:00:17,400, Character said: - (THUNDERCLAP)
- Yes, he's cured the lepers!

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At 00:00:20,720, Character said: Jesus is the son of God.
Praise the Lord!

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At 00:00:24,120, Character said: VOICEOVER: 'Zein Amin is Judas in the
retelling of the oldest story ever told.

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At 00:00:29,520, Character said: 'Coming this summer, the epic story...'

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At 00:00:32,400, Character said: Hey, Jesus.

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At 00:00:35,720, Character said: - Watch your back.
- (THUNDERCLAP)

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At 00:00:38,320, Character said: 'Crown Of Thorns.'

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At 00:00:40,400, Character said: (# SWEEPING SOUNDTRACK)

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At 00:00:43,760, Character said: God, I hate him.

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At 00:00:46,160, Character said: ON VIDEO: 'Six-part limited series,
Crown of Thorns...'

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At 00:00:51,840, Character said: Eat.

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At 00:00:56,240, Character said: - What are you wearing?
- He's trying to fit in at work!

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At 00:00:59,120, Character said: So cringe. Total fail.

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At 00:01:02,040, Character said: What? Look at me! I'm the rizz!

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At 00:01:05,960, Character said: - You've G***T rizz.
- Thank you.

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At 00:01:09,800, Character said: Can you chase up Chloe,
find out what's going on with the script?

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At 00:01:13,240, Character said: - I need something good in my awful life.
- What are you talking about?

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At 00:01:16,640, Character said: You've g***t your Crown Of Thorns
premiere coming out.

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At 00:01:19,200, Character said: Yeah, good one(!)
Have you seen the trailer?

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At 00:01:21,280, Character said: - Yeah.
- They're destroying me in the comments.

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At 00:01:23,440, Character said: Yeah, I like the one,
"Judas's only convincing betrayal

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At 00:01:27,440, Character said: "is to the art of acting."

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At 00:01:29,680, Character said: - Yeah. Poetic(!)
- Mm-hm.

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At 00:01:33,480, Character said: - What is going on here?
- Bear broke up with her.

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At 00:01:36,360, Character said: - Shut up, Layla.
- Go, get a Happy Meal.

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At 00:01:39,480, Character said: God knows you need it.

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At 00:01:43,640, Character said: - I'm sorry, Lina. Love is so cruel.
- Go!

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At 00:01:46,480, Character said: Find Lottie!

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At 00:01:50,360, Character said: Look, I know you don't want to hear it...

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At 00:01:52,520, Character said: Bawbaw, please don't tell me
I'll meet someone else.

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At 00:01:55,920, Character said: He's beautiful!

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At 00:01:57,440, Character said: I'd never been with an intellect before.

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At 00:02:02,080, Character said: - Oh, this is just a joke to you...
- No, wait, wait, wait.

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At 00:02:04,280, Character said: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, OK?

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At 00:02:06,600, Character said: Why don't you go out, huh,
and buy yourself something?

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At 00:02:11,560, Character said: What, like a sandwich?

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At 00:02:14,320, Character said: There you go.

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At 00:02:21,640, Character said: I love you.

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At 00:02:37,520, Character said: - Lottie?
- (DOORBELL)

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At 00:02:42,080, Character said: - What's going on?
- (PANTING)

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At 00:02:46,080, Character said: She is coming! Oh, my God, she is coming!

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At 00:02:48,320, Character said: - Speak to your father.
- Why'd you make him run like that?

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At 00:02:51,120, Character said: - You could have just called me.
- 'Shut up! No time! She's very upset.'

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At 00:02:55,640, Character said: - Hey, Bawbaw. Who's upset?
- 'Our sister.

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At 00:02:58,120, Character said: 'Afaf! She had a big fight in London
with your cousin, Dr Noor.

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At 00:03:02,120, Character said: - 'She's coming now, today.'
- ZEIN: Who, Noor?

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At 00:03:04,360, Character said: - I love Noor!
- Not Noor! I know you love Noor.

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At 00:03:07,640, Character said: No, your Aunt Afaf is coming
and she's very angry

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At 00:03:10,960, Character said: because Noor is leaving medicine,
I don't know why. Why, oh, why?

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At 00:03:14,560, Character said: - What's she leaving to do?
- 'To be a writer. What's wrong with her?

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At 00:03:18,800, Character said: 'She's a very successful doctor.'

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At 00:03:20,880, Character said: Why should she shame the whole family?

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At 00:03:23,240, Character said: - A writer, can you imagine?
- I'm a writer.

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At 00:03:25,760, Character said: 'No, Sammie,
she's writing the romantic book.

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At 00:03:29,720, Character said: 'You know, with the s***y time in it.
It's not the same as you.

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At 00:03:32,920, Character said: 'People will actually read
what she writes.'

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At 00:03:34,600, Character said: - That's true.
- Funny.

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At 00:03:36,160, Character said: 'Afaf is furious.
You need to put your family in line.

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At 00:03:40,360, Character said: 'Listen, Zein, you must pretend
you are married to Zu, OK?'

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At 00:03:45,280, Character said: - (LAUGHING) This is f***g brilliant!
- MO: 'No f***g around Afaf!

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At 00:03:49,680, Character said: 'Zein, if my sister knows you are not
married, the whole of Egypt will know.

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At 00:03:54,600, Character said: 'Then they'll all judge me.

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At 00:03:56,960, Character said: 'She's very mean woman, but she's rich.

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At 00:04:00,880, Character said: - 'Very wealthy.'
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:03,880, Character said: 'I have to go.
Gamal knows the plan.'

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At 00:04:07,160, Character said: OK. Bye.

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At 00:04:09,040, Character said: - So what if she's rich?
- Man, come on, don't be stupid!

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At 00:04:13,080, Character said: Dr Noor is just kicked out
of Aunt Afaf's will.

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At 00:04:16,880, Character said: And you, you both are the next in line.

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At 00:04:20,920, Character said: - Us? We?
- Yes!

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At 00:04:23,360, Character said: You! But she thinks of you
that you are bad Muslims

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At 00:04:27,640, Character said: because you are loose men.

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At 00:04:31,000, Character said: - You more than him.
- That's fair.

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At 00:04:33,080, Character said: - She's right.
- Sammie, why are you dressed like this?

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At 00:04:36,200, Character said: Dress up like an Egyptian, not like
an American. She already hates you.

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At 00:04:40,040, Character said: And you, Zein,
dress up little Ruby like an angel.

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At 00:04:43,920, Character said: She loves babies.

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At 00:04:45,840, Character said: It's a pity you don't have a boy.
She would love that.

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At 00:04:48,960, Character said: - She's very sexist.
- SAM: OK.

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At 00:04:51,000, Character said: I'll cancel work.
Send me her flight details.

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At 00:04:53,280, Character said: OK, be ready, all right?

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At 00:04:55,640, Character said: OK.

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At 00:04:57,200, Character said: Remember what your father says.
She's ve-e-ery wealthy!

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At 00:05:02,520, Character said: She wants good Muslims?
We'll give her good Muslims.

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At 00:05:13,360, Character said: (PHONE RINGING)

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At 00:05:24,520, Character said: (STOPS RINGING)

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At 00:05:28,320, Character said: (STARTS RINGING)

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At 00:05:35,360, Character said: Lina, sweetheart, how are you?

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At 00:05:38,120, Character said: Sorry, I was just saying my prayers.

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At 00:05:41,680, Character said: Louie's doing really well. He's in
the top group for numeracy and also...

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At 00:05:45,720, Character said: - (PHONE RINGING)
- Sorry, um...

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At 00:05:48,040, Character said: - What's wrong?
- Nothing, it's just Chloe from work.

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At 00:05:51,000, Character said: OK, love you. Go on, Buttons.

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At 00:05:53,280, Character said: - Are you mad at me about Lottie?
- No!

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At 00:05:55,680, Character said: No, I just need to answer this call.
I'll see you later.

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At 00:05:58,800, Character said: - Do you think we'll find her?
- Please don't get upset.

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At 00:06:02,880, Character said: - It's OK...
- Are you OK down there, Mr Amin?

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At 00:06:05,000, Character said: - Chloe from work's calling him.
- Is she?

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At 00:06:07,960, Character said: (RINGING CONTINUING)

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At 00:06:10,000, Character said: Why don't you head on in?

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At 00:06:12,240, Character said: - Well, well, well.
- Miss Mal... Leslie. How are you doing?

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At 00:06:16,320, Character said: I want to talk to you.
I just need to take this call, OK?

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At 00:06:19,080, Character said: - Chloe, can't really talk right now.
- 'What are you wearing?

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At 00:06:22,200, Character said: - 'You look ridiculous.'
- Cheers. Did you get my email about...?

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At 00:06:25,200, Character said: 'I don't give a s***t about your aunt.
I need face-to-face time. Tomorrow, yeah?

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At 00:06:28,720, Character said: 'Anyways, I miss seeing you c***k-strutting
around the office, you right rooster you!'

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At 00:06:33,160, Character said: Jesus!

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At 00:06:34,840, Character said: - 'Who's that?'
- That's Miss Malone, Nancy's teacher.

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At 00:06:37,360, Character said: Look, I'd better go here.
See you tomorrow, yeah? Sorry, bye.

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At 00:06:41,560, Character said: Video calls?

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At 00:06:43,120, Character said: I can't even get a text back.

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At 00:06:45,480, Character said: - Well, this last week's been...
- Exhausting, I imagine.

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At 00:06:48,280, Character said: With all the c***k-strutting around work.

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At 00:06:50,040, Character said: - No, no. It's been...
- Piss off, Sam!

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At 00:06:52,760, Character said: You were texting for weeks,
and then what? Nothing?

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At 00:06:55,920, Character said: I wasn't looking for anything!

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