Faithless s02e04 April.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,I told him it was Valentine's Day, and
he said he wouldn't mind giving you one.

00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,Do you fancy having a b***e with me?

00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,We can discuss Islam Dunk.
Don't you like eating out?

00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:10,I thought you were
my handsome gay dad friend.

00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,You think I'm handsome?

00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:13,"Ally Akbar."

00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,Praise the Lord!
He's cured the lepers!

00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,- (THUNDERCLAP)
- Yes, he's cured the lepers!

00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,Jesus is the son of God.
Praise the Lord!

00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:29,VOICEOVER: 'Zein Amin is Judas in the
retelling of the oldest story ever told.

00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,'Coming this summer, the epic story...'

00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,Hey, Jesus.

00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,- Watch your back.
- (THUNDERCLAP)

00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,'Crown Of Thorns.'

00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,(# SWEEPING SOUNDTRACK)

00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,God, I hate him.

00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:48,ON VIDEO: 'Six-part limited series,
Crown of Thorns...'

00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:52,Eat.

00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:59,- What are you wearing?
- He's trying to fit in at work!

00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,So cringe. Total fail.

00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,What? Look at me! I'm the rizz!

00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:09,- You've G***T rizz.
- Thank you.

00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,Can you chase up Chloe,
find out what's going on with the script?

00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,- I need something good in my awful life.
- What are you talking about?

00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,You've g***t your Crown Of Thorns
premiere coming out.

00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,Yeah, good one(!)
Have you seen the trailer?

00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,- Yeah.
- They're destroying me in the comments.

00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,Yeah, I like the one,
"Judas's only convincing betrayal

00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,"is to the art of acting."

00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,- Yeah. Poetic(!)
- Mm-hm.

00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,- What is going on here?
- Bear broke up with her.

00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,- Shut up, Layla.
- Go, get a Happy Meal.

00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,God knows you need it.

00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,- I'm sorry, Lina. Love is so cruel.
- Go!

00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:47,Find Lottie!

00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,Look, I know you don't want to hear it...

00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,Bawbaw, please don't tell me
I'll meet someone else.

00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,He's beautiful!

00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,I'd never been with an intellect before.

00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,- Oh, this is just a joke to you...
- No, wait, wait, wait.

00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,I'm sorry. I'm sorry, OK?

00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,Why don't you go out, huh,
and buy yourself something?

00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,What, like a sandwich?

00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,There you go.

00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:22,I love you.

00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,- Lottie?
- (DOORBELL)

00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,- What's going on?
- (PANTING)

00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,She is coming! Oh, my God, she is coming!

00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,- Speak to your father.
- Why'd you make him run like that?

00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:55,- You could have just called me.
- 'Shut up! No time! She's very upset.'

00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,- Hey, Bawbaw. Who's upset?
- 'Our sister.

00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:02,'Afaf! She had a big fight in London
with your cousin, Dr Noor.

00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,- 'She's coming now, today.'
- ZEIN: Who, Noor?

00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,- I love Noor!
- Not Noor! I know you love Noor.

00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,No, your Aunt Afaf is coming
and she's very angry

00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,because Noor is leaving medicine,
I don't know why. Why, oh, why?

00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:18,- What's she leaving to do?
- 'To be a writer. What's wrong with her?

00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,'She's a very successful doctor.'

00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,Why should she shame the whole family?

00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,- A writer, can you imagine?
- I'm a writer.

00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,'No, Sammie,
she's writing the romantic book.

00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,'You know, with the s***y time in it.
It's not the same as you.

00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,'People will actually read
what she writes.'

00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,- That's true.
- Funny.

00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:40,'Afaf is furious.
You need to put your family in line.

00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:45,'Listen, Zein, you must pretend
you are married to Zu, OK?'

00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:49,- (LAUGHING) This is f***g brilliant!
- MO: 'No f***g around Afaf!

00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:54,'Zein, if my sister knows you are not
married, the whole of Egypt will know.

00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,'Then they'll all judge me.

00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,'She's very mean woman, but she's rich.

00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,- 'Very wealthy.'
- Yeah.

00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,'I have to go.
Gamal knows the plan.'

00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,OK. Bye.

00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,- So what if she's rich?
- Man, come on, don't be stupid!

00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,Dr Noor is just kicked out
of Aunt Afaf's will.

00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,And you, you both are the next in line.

00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,- Us? We?
- Yes!

00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:27,You! But she thinks of you
that you are bad Muslims

00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,because you are loose men.

00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,- You more than him.
- That's fair.

00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,- She's right.
- Sammie, why are you dressed like this?

00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,Dress up like an Egyptian, not like
an American. She already hates you.

00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,And you, Zein,
dress up little Ruby like an angel.

00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,She loves babies.

00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,It's a pity you don't have a boy.
She would love that.

00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,- She's very sexist.
- SAM: OK.

00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,I'll cancel work.
Send me her flight details.

00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,OK, be ready, all right?

00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,OK.

00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:01,Remember what your father says.
She's ve-e-ery wealthy!

00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:06,She wants good Muslims?
We'll give her good Muslims.

00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,(PHONE RINGING)

00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,(STOPS RINGING)

00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,(STARTS RINGING)

00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,Lina, sweetheart, how are you?

00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,Sorry, I was just saying my prayers.

00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,Louie's doing really well. He's in
the top group for numeracy and also...

00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,- (PHONE RINGING)
- Sorry, um...

00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,- What's wrong?
- Nothing, it's just Chloe from work.

00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,OK, love you. Go on, Buttons.

00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,- Are you mad at me about Lottie?
- No!

00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,No, I just need to answer this call.
I'll see you later.

00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,- Do you think we'll find her?
- Please don't get upset.

00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,- It's OK...
- Are you OK down there, Mr Amin?

00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,- Chloe from work's calling him.
- Is she?

00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,(RINGING CONTINUING)

00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,Why don't you head on in?

00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:16,- Well, well, well.
- Miss Mal... Leslie. How are you doing?

00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,I want to talk to you.
I just need to take this call, OK?

00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,- Chloe, can't really talk right now.
- 'What are you wearing?

00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,- 'You look ridiculous.'
- Cheers. Did you get my email about...?

00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,'I don't give a s***t about your aunt.
I need face-to-face time. Tomorrow, yeah?

00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:33,'Anyways, I miss seeing you c***k-strutting
around the office, you right rooster you!'

00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,Jesus!

00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,- 'Who's that?'
- That's Miss Malone, Nancy's teacher.

00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,Look, I'd better go here.
See you tomorrow, yeah? Sorry, bye.

00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,Video calls?

00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,I can't even get a text back.

00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,- Well, this last week's been...
- Exhausting, I imagine.

00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,With all the c***k-strutting around work.

00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,- No, no. It's been...
- Piss off, Sam!

00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,You were texting for weeks,
and then what? Nothing?

00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,I wasn't looking for anything!

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