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00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,It makes total sense.
00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:14,Coop and Sam run into each other
at a bar, or at a party, a barbecue.
00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,They've both been cheated on.
00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,He's hot. She's hot.
00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,They're both lonely, they're both drunk.
00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,Low-hanging fruit.
00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,The only surprise would
be if they didn't start f***g.
00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:30,So then time goes by. I don't
know. Three months, six months.
00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:34,They keep it quiet 'cause, you
know, Mel and Paul and everyone else.
00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,But then Paul finds out about it.
00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,He goes after Coop, and Coop kills him.
00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,Self-defense. Crime
of passion. Something…
00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,That's ridiculous.
00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:48,Unless someone shows
me incontrovertible evidence,
00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,I just won't believe
that Coop's a murderer.
00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,I mean, come on, we've
all known him for years.
00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,Yeah, but somehow none of us knew
about him and Sam hooking up, right?
00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,I'm just saying.
00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,We don't know everything
there is to know about Coop.
00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,Or Sam, apparently.
00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,Paul's been cheating on her for years.
00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,He's being a b***d about the divorce.
Maybe she just snapped and killed him.
00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,Or, most likely, someone unrelated.
00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,I mean, who knows what
Paul may have been into?
00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,Sam was up in Boston with
her parents when it happened.
00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,I'm sure the police checked her alibi.
00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,Grace, did you speak to Mel?
00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,Left her a voicemail. Been tied up.
00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,My god. That's
right. How's Barney doing?
00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:24,Well, he's home, which is good. I guess.
00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,Dislocated shoulder,
cracked rib, now this.
00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,I'm keeping him sedated
for my own sanity.
00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,Is anyone else noticing an
uptick in violence around here?
00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,I mean, what the hell?
00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,I spoke to Mel last night.
00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,She's pissed at him but she's
also pretty sure that he's innocent.
00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,He's the father of her
children. Of course she is.
00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,He didn't look innocent
when they arrested him.
00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,No one looks innocent in handcuffs.
00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:48,Like I said, it could've been
someone else entirely. Or a mistake.
00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,Murder is always a mistake.
00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,One should not do anything
one cannot talk about after dinner.
00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:54,Oscar wilde said that.
00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,What?
00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,I'm telling you.
00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:01,Paul walked in on them,
things g***t heated. Bam.
00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,Paul's g***t his skanky
waitress. Why would he care?
00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,Men are territorial. Bro code. Whatever.
00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,So your theory is that Coop is
having s***x with Sam in her house,
00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,not at all deterred by the
fact that she's 200 miles away.
00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:16,And while they're defying the laws of
physics with this Long-distance f***k-fest,
00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,Paul, who no longer lives there,
nevertheless walks in on them.
00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,And in this scenario you've concocted,
00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,Coop, who has never
shot a gun in his life,
00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:28,has a gun that he has never
owned on him or near him since he's
00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,- ostensibly not wearing any pants.
- I'm not saying I have all the answers.
00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,They were f***k buddies.
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,You don't kill over a f***k buddy.
00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,You don't know that it
wasn't more than that.
00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,Coop is not in love with Samantha levitt.
00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,How do you know?
00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,Because he's still in love with Mel.
00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:47,If Coop was gonna kill anyone, he
would've killed Nick a Long time ago,
00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,but he didn't. You know why?
00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,Because Coop's not a murderer.
00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,This whole situation is just beyond.
00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:58,He just stood there at
the memorial service,
00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,like everything was perfectly fine.
00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,Because he didn't do it.
00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,Of course.
00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,Or he's a sociopath.
00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,Okay. Suz, really? What the… I…
00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,So, are we still going to
the Miller's cancer gala?
00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,- Absolutely. Of course.
- Yeah.
00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:43,Mr. Cooper.
00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,Mr. Cooper.
00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,Andrew Cooper.
00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:50,Yes, your honor.
00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,You've had the opportunity
to confer with your attorney,
00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,and you understand
the charges against you?
00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,Yes, your honor.
00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,And you're entering a plea of not guilty.
00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,- Yes, your honor.
- So recorded.
00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,Lawyers, see my clerk next
door to confirm the trial date.
00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,Bail is set at $250,000.
00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,So, what happens now?
00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:36,Judge wood will give us a month or
so for discovery before we go to trial.
00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,The prosecutor's a lightweight.
There'll probably be a deal to be made.
00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,I don't want a deal.
00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,Suit yourself.
00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,- I didn't kill him, Kat.
- I didn't ask.
00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,Well, why the f***k not?
00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,Can you give us a minute?
00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,Why didn't you ask? Why?
00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,Because it doesn't matter.
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,I'm a setup, okay?
00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,I'm telling you. A lot
of people hated Paul.
00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:04,It could've been Sam, it could've been
anyone who found out we were involved.
00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,I mean, I'm the perfect scapegoat.
00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,That's not how cases are won in real life.
00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,- Then how?
- Well, traditionally,
00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,not by blackmailing your attorney.
00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:16,Look, we chip away at their
case, attacking them on procedure,
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,chain of evidence, witness
credibility, expert testimony,
00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,and if we do it well, we
establish reasonable doubt.
00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,And you think you can do all that?
00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,The gun in your car is gonna be tricky.
00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,Kat.
00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,I don't lose, Coop.
00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,Your bail's been sorted out.
00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,I'll have preliminary
discovery by Thursday.
00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,In the meantime, for god's
sake, try to stay out of trouble.
00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,Any way I can get the
car that goes with these?
00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:21,Andy.
00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,Thanks, dad.
00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,Here. I thought you might be hungry.
00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,Made you a Turkey sandwich.
00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:01,I'm not sure what you eat these
days, but that used to be your favorite.
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,It's gonna be okay.
00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,Dad, I'm not sure that it is.
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,Well, let's get you home.
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,You look like you could
use a shower and a nap.
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,Just drop me off at Mel's.
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,You want me to wait?
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,No. I'll be fine.
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,Hey, where did you get
the money for the bail?
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,My ira.
00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:56,Dad, you're gonna get killed on the taxes.
00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,It...
00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:14,Coop and Sam run into each other
at a bar, or at a party, a barbecue.
00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,They've both been cheated on.
00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,He's hot. She's hot.
00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,They're both lonely, they're both drunk.
00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,Low-hanging fruit.
00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,The only surprise would
be if they didn't start f***g.
00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:30,So then time goes by. I don't
know. Three months, six months.
00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:34,They keep it quiet 'cause, you
know, Mel and Paul and everyone else.
00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,But then Paul finds out about it.
00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,He goes after Coop, and Coop kills him.
00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,Self-defense. Crime
of passion. Something…
00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,That's ridiculous.
00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:48,Unless someone shows
me incontrovertible evidence,
00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,I just won't believe
that Coop's a murderer.
00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,I mean, come on, we've
all known him for years.
00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,Yeah, but somehow none of us knew
about him and Sam hooking up, right?
00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,I'm just saying.
00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,We don't know everything
there is to know about Coop.
00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,Or Sam, apparently.
00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,Paul's been cheating on her for years.
00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,He's being a b***d about the divorce.
Maybe she just snapped and killed him.
00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,Or, most likely, someone unrelated.
00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,I mean, who knows what
Paul may have been into?
00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,Sam was up in Boston with
her parents when it happened.
00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,I'm sure the police checked her alibi.
00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,Grace, did you speak to Mel?
00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,Left her a voicemail. Been tied up.
00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,My god. That's
right. How's Barney doing?
00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:24,Well, he's home, which is good. I guess.
00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,Dislocated shoulder,
cracked rib, now this.
00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,I'm keeping him sedated
for my own sanity.
00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,Is anyone else noticing an
uptick in violence around here?
00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,I mean, what the hell?
00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,I spoke to Mel last night.
00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,She's pissed at him but she's
also pretty sure that he's innocent.
00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,He's the father of her
children. Of course she is.
00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,He didn't look innocent
when they arrested him.
00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,No one looks innocent in handcuffs.
00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:48,Like I said, it could've been
someone else entirely. Or a mistake.
00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,Murder is always a mistake.
00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,One should not do anything
one cannot talk about after dinner.
00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:54,Oscar wilde said that.
00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,What?
00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,I'm telling you.
00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:01,Paul walked in on them,
things g***t heated. Bam.
00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,Paul's g***t his skanky
waitress. Why would he care?
00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,Men are territorial. Bro code. Whatever.
00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,So your theory is that Coop is
having s***x with Sam in her house,
00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,not at all deterred by the
fact that she's 200 miles away.
00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:16,And while they're defying the laws of
physics with this Long-distance f***k-fest,
00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,Paul, who no longer lives there,
nevertheless walks in on them.
00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,And in this scenario you've concocted,
00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,Coop, who has never
shot a gun in his life,
00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:28,has a gun that he has never
owned on him or near him since he's
00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,- ostensibly not wearing any pants.
- I'm not saying I have all the answers.
00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,They were f***k buddies.
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,You don't kill over a f***k buddy.
00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,You don't know that it
wasn't more than that.
00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,Coop is not in love with Samantha levitt.
00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,How do you know?
00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,Because he's still in love with Mel.
00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:47,If Coop was gonna kill anyone, he
would've killed Nick a Long time ago,
00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,but he didn't. You know why?
00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,Because Coop's not a murderer.
00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,This whole situation is just beyond.
00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:58,He just stood there at
the memorial service,
00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,like everything was perfectly fine.
00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,Because he didn't do it.
00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,Of course.
00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,Or he's a sociopath.
00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,Okay. Suz, really? What the… I…
00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,So, are we still going to
the Miller's cancer gala?
00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,- Absolutely. Of course.
- Yeah.
00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:43,Mr. Cooper.
00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,Mr. Cooper.
00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,Andrew Cooper.
00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:50,Yes, your honor.
00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,You've had the opportunity
to confer with your attorney,
00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,and you understand
the charges against you?
00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,Yes, your honor.
00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,And you're entering a plea of not guilty.
00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,- Yes, your honor.
- So recorded.
00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,Lawyers, see my clerk next
door to confirm the trial date.
00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,Bail is set at $250,000.
00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,So, what happens now?
00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:36,Judge wood will give us a month or
so for discovery before we go to trial.
00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,The prosecutor's a lightweight.
There'll probably be a deal to be made.
00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,I don't want a deal.
00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,Suit yourself.
00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,- I didn't kill him, Kat.
- I didn't ask.
00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,Well, why the f***k not?
00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,Can you give us a minute?
00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,Why didn't you ask? Why?
00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,Because it doesn't matter.
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,I'm a setup, okay?
00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,I'm telling you. A lot
of people hated Paul.
00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:04,It could've been Sam, it could've been
anyone who found out we were involved.
00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,I mean, I'm the perfect scapegoat.
00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,That's not how cases are won in real life.
00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,- Then how?
- Well, traditionally,
00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,not by blackmailing your attorney.
00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:16,Look, we chip away at their
case, attacking them on procedure,
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,chain of evidence, witness
credibility, expert testimony,
00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,and if we do it well, we
establish reasonable doubt.
00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,And you think you can do all that?
00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,The gun in your car is gonna be tricky.
00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,Kat.
00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,I don't lose, Coop.
00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,Your bail's been sorted out.
00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,I'll have preliminary
discovery by Thursday.
00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,In the meantime, for god's
sake, try to stay out of trouble.
00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,Any way I can get the
car that goes with these?
00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:21,Andy.
00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,Thanks, dad.
00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,Here. I thought you might be hungry.
00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,Made you a Turkey sandwich.
00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:01,I'm not sure what you eat these
days, but that used to be your favorite.
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,It's gonna be okay.
00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,Dad, I'm not sure that it is.
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,Well, let's get you home.
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,You look like you could
use a shower and a nap.
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,Just drop me off at Mel's.
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,You want me to wait?
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,No. I'll be fine.
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,Hey, where did you get
the money for the bail?
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,My ira.
00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:56,Dad, you're gonna get killed on the taxes.
00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,It...
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