Your Friends And Neighbors -elite S01E08 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,174, Character said: It makes total sense.

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At 00:00:09,301, Character said: Coop and Sam run into each other
at a bar, or at a party, a barbecue.

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At 00:00:15,015, Character said: They've both been cheated on.

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At 00:00:16,558, Character said: He's hot. She's hot.

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At 00:00:18,644, Character said: They're both lonely, they're both drunk.

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At 00:00:21,605, Character said: Low-hanging fruit.

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At 00:00:23,690, Character said: The only surprise would
be if they didn't start f***g.

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At 00:00:27,611, Character said: So then time goes by. I don't
know. Three months, six months.

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At 00:00:30,447, Character said: They keep it quiet 'cause, you
know, Mel and Paul and everyone else.

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At 00:00:35,410, Character said: But then Paul finds out about it.

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At 00:00:37,704, Character said: He goes after Coop, and Coop kills him.

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At 00:00:40,999, Character said: Self-defense. Crime
of passion. Something…

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At 00:00:43,544, Character said: That's ridiculous.

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At 00:00:45,838, Character said: Unless someone shows
me incontrovertible evidence,

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At 00:00:48,257, Character said: I just won't believe
that Coop's a murderer.

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At 00:00:50,509, Character said: I mean, come on, we've
all known him for years.

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At 00:00:52,719, Character said: Yeah, but somehow none of us knew
about him and Sam hooking up, right?

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At 00:00:56,098, Character said: I'm just saying.

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At 00:00:57,224, Character said: We don't know everything
there is to know about Coop.

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At 00:00:59,393, Character said: Or Sam, apparently.

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At 00:01:01,103, Character said: Paul's been cheating on her for years.

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At 00:01:03,063, Character said: He's being a b***d about the divorce.
Maybe she just snapped and killed him.

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At 00:01:06,275, Character said: Or, most likely, someone unrelated.

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At 00:01:09,695, Character said: I mean, who knows what
Paul may have been into?

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At 00:01:11,363, Character said: Sam was up in Boston with
her parents when it happened.

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At 00:01:13,574, Character said: I'm sure the police checked her alibi.

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At 00:01:15,409, Character said: Grace, did you speak to Mel?

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At 00:01:16,577, Character said: Left her a voicemail. Been tied up.

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At 00:01:18,620, Character said: My god. That's
right. How's Barney doing?

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At 00:01:21,331, Character said: Well, he's home, which is good. I guess.

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At 00:01:25,752, Character said: Dislocated shoulder,
cracked rib, now this.

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At 00:01:28,797, Character said: I'm keeping him sedated
for my own sanity.

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At 00:01:32,009, Character said: Is anyone else noticing an
uptick in violence around here?

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At 00:01:34,469, Character said: I mean, what the hell?

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At 00:01:35,429, Character said: I spoke to Mel last night.

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At 00:01:37,598, Character said: She's pissed at him but she's
also pretty sure that he's innocent.

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At 00:01:40,100, Character said: He's the father of her
children. Of course she is.

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At 00:01:42,186, Character said: He didn't look innocent
when they arrested him.

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At 00:01:43,770, Character said: No one looks innocent in handcuffs.

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At 00:01:45,355, Character said: Like I said, it could've been
someone else entirely. Or a mistake.

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At 00:01:48,984, Character said: Murder is always a mistake.

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At 00:01:50,444, Character said: One should not do anything
one cannot talk about after dinner.

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At 00:01:53,989, Character said: Oscar wilde said that.

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At 00:01:55,949, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:57,242, Character said: I'm telling you.

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At 00:01:58,744, Character said: Paul walked in on them,
things g***t heated. Bam.

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At 00:02:01,538, Character said: Paul's g***t his skanky
waitress. Why would he care?

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At 00:02:03,957, Character said: Men are territorial. Bro code. Whatever.

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At 00:02:06,877, Character said: So your theory is that Coop is
having s***x with Sam in her house,

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At 00:02:09,755, Character said: not at all deterred by the
fact that she's 200 miles away.

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At 00:02:12,674, Character said: And while they're defying the laws of
physics with this Long-distance f***k-fest,

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At 00:02:16,261, Character said: Paul, who no longer lives there,
nevertheless walks in on them.

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At 00:02:19,264, Character said: And in this scenario you've concocted,

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At 00:02:21,183, Character said: Coop, who has never
shot a gun in his life,

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At 00:02:23,352, Character said: has a gun that he has never
owned on him or near him since he's

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At 00:02:28,440, Character said: - ostensibly not wearing any pants.
- I'm not saying I have all the answers.

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At 00:02:31,026, Character said: They were f***k buddies.

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At 00:02:33,153, Character said: You don't kill over a f***k buddy.

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At 00:02:34,988, Character said: You don't know that it
wasn't more than that.

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At 00:02:36,490, Character said: Coop is not in love with Samantha levitt.

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At 00:02:38,158, Character said: How do you know?

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At 00:02:40,160, Character said: Because he's still in love with Mel.

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At 00:02:42,621, Character said: If Coop was gonna kill anyone, he
would've killed Nick a Long time ago,

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At 00:02:47,376, Character said: but he didn't. You know why?

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At 00:02:48,669, Character said: Because Coop's not a murderer.

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At 00:02:50,838, Character said: This whole situation is just beyond.

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At 00:02:53,465, Character said: He just stood there at
the memorial service,

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At 00:02:58,303, Character said: like everything was perfectly fine.

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At 00:03:00,514, Character said: Because he didn't do it.

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At 00:03:02,015, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:03:06,395, Character said: Or he's a sociopath.

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At 00:03:08,146, Character said: Okay. Suz, really? What the… I…

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At 00:03:12,734, Character said: So, are we still going to
the Miller's cancer gala?

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At 00:03:14,987, Character said: - Absolutely. Of course.
- Yeah.

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At 00:05:42,551, Character said: Mr. Cooper.

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At 00:05:44,928, Character said: Mr. Cooper.

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At 00:05:47,514, Character said: Andrew Cooper.

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At 00:05:49,933, Character said: Yes, your honor.

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At 00:05:51,018, Character said: You've had the opportunity
to confer with your attorney,

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At 00:05:53,812, Character said: and you understand
the charges against you?

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At 00:05:55,355, Character said: Yes, your honor.

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At 00:05:56,315, Character said: And you're entering a plea of not guilty.

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At 00:05:57,900, Character said: - Yes, your honor.
- So recorded.

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At 00:05:59,693, Character said: Lawyers, see my clerk next
door to confirm the trial date.

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At 00:06:03,155, Character said: Bail is set at $250,000.

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At 00:06:31,892, Character said: So, what happens now?

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At 00:06:32,976, Character said: Judge wood will give us a month or
so for discovery before we go to trial.

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At 00:06:36,104, Character said: The prosecutor's a lightweight.
There'll probably be a deal to be made.

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At 00:06:39,066, Character said: I don't want a deal.

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At 00:06:40,108, Character said: Suit yourself.

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At 00:06:41,151, Character said: - I didn't kill him, Kat.
- I didn't ask.

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At 00:06:43,320, Character said: Well, why the f***k not?

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At 00:06:47,157, Character said: Can you give us a minute?

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At 00:06:53,455, Character said: Why didn't you ask? Why?

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At 00:06:55,457, Character said: Because it doesn't matter.

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At 00:06:56,583, Character said: I'm a setup, okay?

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At 00:06:58,961, Character said: I'm telling you. A lot
of people hated Paul.

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At 00:07:01,046, Character said: It could've been Sam, it could've been
anyone who found out we were involved.

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At 00:07:04,299, Character said: I mean, I'm the perfect scapegoat.

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At 00:07:06,635, Character said: That's not how cases are won in real life.

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At 00:07:08,136, Character said: - Then how?
- Well, traditionally,

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At 00:07:09,596, Character said: not by blackmailing your attorney.

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At 00:07:12,057, Character said: Look, we chip away at their
case, attacking them on procedure,

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At 00:07:16,186, Character said: chain of evidence, witness
credibility, expert testimony,

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At 00:07:18,772, Character said: and if we do it well, we
establish reasonable doubt.

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At 00:07:21,233, Character said: And you think you can do all that?

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At 00:07:22,860, Character said: The gun in your car is gonna be tricky.

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At 00:07:24,736, Character said: Kat.

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At 00:07:26,113, Character said: I don't lose, Coop.

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At 00:07:31,326, Character said: Your bail's been sorted out.

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At 00:07:32,744, Character said: I'll have preliminary
discovery by Thursday.

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At 00:07:35,080, Character said: In the meantime, for god's
sake, try to stay out of trouble.

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At 00:08:02,566, Character said: Any way I can get the
car that goes with these?

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At 00:08:20,876, Character said: Andy.

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At 00:08:28,967, Character said: Thanks, dad.

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At 00:08:52,157, Character said: Here. I thought you might be hungry.

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At 00:08:54,576, Character said: Made you a Turkey sandwich.

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At 00:08:58,372, Character said: I'm not sure what you eat these
days, but that used to be your favorite.

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At 00:09:12,344, Character said: It's gonna be okay.

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At 00:09:14,179, Character said: Dad, I'm not sure that it is.

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At 00:09:20,561, Character said: Well, let's get you home.

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At 00:09:24,147, Character said: You look like you could
use a shower and a nap.

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At 00:09:29,152, Character said: Just drop me off at Mel's.

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At 00:09:45,294, Character said: You want me to wait?

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At 00:09:46,461, Character said: No. I'll be fine.

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At 00:09:48,922, Character said: Hey, where did you get
the money for the bail?

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At 00:09:51,216, Character said: My ira.

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At 00:09:53,177, Character said: Dad, you're gonna get killed on the taxes.

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At 00:09:57,306, Character said: It...