the art of crying.ENG Subtitles

At 00:00:38,787, Character said: I haven't praised you? That's not
true. What makes you say that?

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At 00:00:44,587, Character said: I only want to praise you when
you deserve it. Then and only then.

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At 00:00:52,188, Character said: I might as well kill myself.
Is that what you want?

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At 00:00:55,988, Character said: - Stop it!
- I'm going to hang myself.

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At 00:01:02,348, Character said: In my family staying awake
at night is important -

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At 00:01:05,988, Character said: - because that's when Dad gets
bad nerves and doesn't want to live.

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At 00:01:10,508, Character said: Then I hold my breath and
say the Lord's Prayer for Dad.

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At 00:01:14,109, Character said: If he's still alive when
I've said amen, there's still hope.

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At 00:01:33,229, Character said: What have you done?
Look at me.

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At 00:01:43,110, Character said: - Sorry. I'm such a terrible person.
- It'll be okay.

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At 00:01:56,430, Character said: When Dad is happy, he forgets to kill
himself. And when he forgets -

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At 00:02:01,631, Character said: - so do the rest of us, and then
we're alright and a normal family.

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At 00:02:16,231, Character said: SOUTH JUTLAND 1971

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At 00:02:25,872, Character said: BIG BROTHER ASGER

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At 00:02:30,352, Character said: - Mom! Asger is here.
- Hi, Asger, you wimp.

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At 00:02:35,672, Character said: What was that, you rascal?

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At 00:02:38,432, Character said: My big brother goes to polytechnic.
Once he showed me a drawing.

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At 00:02:43,193, Character said: A mill seen from different angles.
You could even see the inside.

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At 00:02:48,073, Character said: Dad? Come on then.

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At 00:02:57,553, Character said: Hello, Dad.

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At 00:03:00,473, Character said: My big brother Asger
wants to be an architect.

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At 00:03:04,514, Character said: I'll borrow your room
tonight. Alright, Allan?

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At 00:03:11,154, Character said: - You need some more gravy.
- Thanks.

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At 00:03:15,834, Character said: - Goodness!
- Thanks, Mom. It's delicious.

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At 00:03:19,834, Character said: Sit down, Mom.
He can help himself.

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At 00:03:27,475, Character said: It tasted better last time, didn't it?

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At 00:03:39,515, Character said: Are there many girls at your school?

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At 00:03:44,475, Character said: There might be. One or two.

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At 00:03:48,556, Character said: So what's her name?

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At 00:03:51,356, Character said: That's not what I meant.
I'd just like to go there.

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At 00:03:56,516, Character said: Really? You have to be good at math.

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At 00:04:04,116, Character said: Dad, were you good at math
when you were in school?

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At 00:04:10,637, Character said: - You were good at doing sums.
- But that's not math, is it?

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At 00:04:16,357, Character said: - No.
- That's just adding.

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At 00:04:21,077, Character said: - Sorry.
- He only said it to please you.

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At 00:04:25,837, Character said: - Mind your own business.
- Sorry.

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At 00:04:32,678, Character said: What's wrong with holding
your fork in your right hand?

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At 00:04:37,238, Character said: Everyone else eats like this.

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At 00:04:42,078, Character said: Maybe in Sonderborg, but not here.

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At 00:04:53,638, Character said: Excuse me.
I have to go to the bathroom.

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At 00:04:59,799, Character said: He certainly isn't too grand
to take a s***t in the middle of dinner.

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At 00:05:15,999, Character said: When is Dad coming?

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At 00:05:19,760, Character said: - In a minute. Lie down.
- Are you sure?

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At 00:05:25,880, Character said: Our Father who art in heaven.
Hallowed be thy name.

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At 00:05:30,600, Character said: Thy kingdom come. Thy will be
done, on earth as it is in heaven.

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At 00:05:35,760, Character said: Mom? Did you take a sleeping pill?

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At 00:05:44,841, Character said: Can't you spit it out?

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At 00:05:48,001, Character said: But I've already swallowed it, Allan.

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At 00:05:55,361, Character said: For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory. Amen.

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At 00:06:19,122, Character said: What did I do wrong
to make Asger turn out like that?

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At 00:06:23,003, Character said: Asger is a good boy.

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At 00:06:26,883, Character said: My father would've
kicked me out on the spot.

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At 00:06:37,603, Character said: But I'm probably too soft.

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At 00:06:41,123, Character said: - So it's my own fault.
- Can we go to sleep now?

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At 00:06:50,884, Character said: I'm just a milkman.
I never g***t an education.

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At 00:06:57,564, Character said: We couldn't afford it.

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At 00:07:03,484, Character said: But I've done my best.

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At 00:07:07,965, Character said: Now there isn't even room
for me in my own bed.

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At 00:07:11,725, Character said: - Go to sleep.
- I have a better idea.

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At 00:07:15,565, Character said: Let's invite Asger. I'll lie
in the foot end and you can kick me.

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At 00:07:20,845, Character said: Stop it.

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At 00:07:32,046, Character said: I might as well
go downstairs and kill myself.

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At 00:07:35,526, Character said: I'll just grab a knife,
and you'll be rid of me.

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At 00:07:43,046, Character said: Well, if that's the way you want it...

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At 00:07:52,647, Character said: Aren't you going downstairs to Dad?

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At 00:07:57,807, Character said: Mom?

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At 00:08:19,408, Character said: Come upstairs.

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At 00:08:22,728, Character said: She'll have to come and get me.

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At 00:08:27,528, Character said: - There's plenty of room for all of us.
- There isn't room in your house.

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At 00:08:33,928, Character said: - Yes, there is. I can sleep here.
- Your mother doesn't want me.

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At 00:08:46,969, Character said: I'm no good. Not even as a father.

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At 00:08:53,809, Character said: That's not true.
You're the best father in the world.

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At 00:08:57,849, Character said: I can't do anything right.

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At 00:09:05,490, Character said: Don't cry, Dad.
It wasn't a hard fall.

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At 00:09:11,090, Character said: It didn't hurt.

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At 00:09:18,090, Character said: When I'm dead and buried, will you
promise to take good care of Mom?

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At 00:09:38,051, Character said: Sanne?

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At 00:09:49,972, Character said: Did he hit you?

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At 00:09:55,812, Character said: Is Dad unhappy?

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At 00:10:01,292, Character said: And has Mom gone to bed?

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At 00:10:04,692, Character said: Is he on the sofa?

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At 00:10:13,533, Character said: - Then I'd better go down there.
- I think so too.

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At 00:10:21,773, Character said: Is Asger up?

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At 00:10:44,054, Character said: - Don't tell Asger, okay?
- Okay.

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At 00:11:09,215, Character said: Good morning.

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At 00:11:14,056, Character said: What were you all doing last night?

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At 00:11:18,736, Character said: We were sleeping.

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At 00:11:21,616, Character said: I thought I heard you running up
and down the stairs. Is that true?

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At 00:11:29,136, Character said: No.

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At 00:11:32,056, Character said: I grew up in this family too, Allan.

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At 00:11:36,777, Character said: Not so that you'd notice.

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At 00:11:47,057, Character said: I know what it's like
when Dad starts crying.

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At 00:11:51,217, Character said: Then he threatens to do
all kinds of things.

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At 00:11:55,417, Character said: - But I won't let him do that to you.
- And he doesn't.

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At 00:12:02,618, Character said: What happened then?

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At 00:12:06,138, Character said: Do you promise not to tell Sanne?

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At 00:12:14,658, Character said: What mustn't I say?

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At 00:12:19,979, Character said: I can make her go downstairs
and comfort him and make him happy.

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At 00:12:33,779, Character said: Are you sleeping
with your own daughter?

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At 00:12:37,739, Character said: - What are you on about?
- You b***d!

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At 00:12:42,100, Character said: - Don't, Asger. Stop that!
- What's wrong?

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At 00:12:48,780, Character said: Asger, stop it.

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At 00:12:51,660, Character said: - Let him go.
- Call the police.

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At 00:12:54,700, Character said: Let him go!

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At 00:12:58,700, Character said: Let him go!

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At 00:13:05,461, Character said: Let him go! Don't get mixed up
in this. I don't want you here.

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At 00:13:11,981, Character said: - Get out of here!
- Don't you understand?

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At 00:13:15,981, Character said: Get out!

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At 00:13:24,301, Character said: Mind your own business.

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At 00:13:28,982, Character said: There we go.

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At 00:13:33,622, Character said: That should be
enough food for a week.

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At 00:13:38,662, Character said: - Fine, Mom.
- Isn't it time for Dad's lunch?

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At 00:13:44,702, Character said: He's probably reading
Donald Duck.

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At 00:13:48,663, Character said: - What's he done wrong?
- He hasn't done a thing wrong.

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At 00:14:04,023, Character said: - Are you hungry?
- No.

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At 00:14:16,584, Character said: - Have I done something wrong?
- No, what could that be?

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At 00:14:38,865, Character said: The bus will be here
in a minute, Mom.

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At 00:14:46,145, Character said: - Goodbye.
- Asger!

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At 00:14:55,986, Character said: Asger, what has Dad done wrong?

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At 00:15:02,946, Character said: If it happens again, then call me.
Even if it means moving in with me.

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At 00:15:19,067, Character said: GROCER BUDDE

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At 00:15:32,467, Character said: Dad's competitor
is Grocer Budde.

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At 00:15:37,027, Character said: His son Nis is our worst moped
rowdy although he's the youngest.

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At 00:15:42,148, Character said: Nis will inherit his father's shop
when he grows up.

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At 00:15:49,188, Character said: Budde has introduced self-service,
which had us laughing.

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At 00:15:55,548, Character said: As if you'd want to serve yourself.
Now he's expanded again -

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At 00:16:00,829, Character said: - and we're not laughing anymore.

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At 00:16:07,629, Character said: Budde gets violent
if he doesn't get his way.

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