The Man From U.N.C.L.E. S01E11 The Neptune Affair.eng Subtitles

At 00:02:04,228, Character said: [DOORBELL CHIMES]

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At 00:02:09,167, Character said: So the hatch opens when
the missile hits the water.

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At 00:02:12,136, Character said: And then the propellant shoots
the chemical fungus into the air...

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At 00:02:16,474, Character said: and the air currents wash the
fungus over the Russian wheat fields.

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At 00:02:19,877, Character said: That's it, huh?

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At 00:02:21,079, Character said: The grain shrivels and
twists as if it were burning.

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At 00:02:23,681, Character said: The whole harvest turns to ash.

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At 00:02:26,084, Character said: Hmm. It's so simple,
just like a little toy.

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At 00:02:29,587, Character said: Now, I've seen the
damage this toy can do.

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At 00:02:37,228, Character said: Petkof, Vorensk, Balograd.

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At 00:02:39,797, Character said: Each missile timed to infect
the wheat just as it ripens.

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At 00:02:43,267, Character said: The next fields to
ripen are at Orbesk.

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At 00:02:46,471, Character said: Where I must be tomorrow.

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At 00:02:49,507, Character said: Well, I would imagine that our Russian
friends are getting a trifle irked by now.

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At 00:02:53,744, Character said: One more missile falling on Russian
soil will trigger off instant retaliation.

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At 00:02:57,515, Character said: - Then counter retaliation...
- Now, wait.

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At 00:02:59,450, Character said: Are you sure these missiles
are coming from America?

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At 00:03:02,086, Character said: Oh, Napoleon. The trajectory pattern
proves that every missile was fired...

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At 00:03:06,557, Character said: within a 50-mile radius of here.

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At 00:03:09,560, Character said: Then the casing: Ferrous
palladium, American.

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At 00:03:13,664, Character said: The propellant:

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At 00:03:14,932, Character said: Trianide trioxy
salicitate-G, American.

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At 00:03:17,869, Character said: The booster coupling: American.

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At 00:03:20,271, Character said: Well, then, here's
another American product.

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At 00:03:23,975, Character said: Dr. Jonas Lavimore.

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At 00:03:26,844, Character said: I thought he died,
uh, five, six years ago.

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At 00:03:29,614, Character said: Oh, no. Lavimore
involuntarily and bitterly retired.

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At 00:03:33,317, Character said: He was forced out
of the university by

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At 00:03:35,110, Character said: people who thought
his research too radical.

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At 00:03:37,355, Character said: This strain of fungus is one
of Lavimore's discoveries.

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At 00:03:40,958, Character said: Until last month, Lavimore was
here on the West Coast in Southport.

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At 00:03:46,330, Character said: Unfortunately, he's
disappeared again.

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At 00:03:49,267, Character said: Well, I think I'll take a little sailing
trip down the coast to California.

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At 00:03:53,971, Character said: How long do I have to find
Dr. Lavimore and the missile?

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At 00:03:59,977, Character said: The harvest at Orbesk
will be ready on the 20th.

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At 00:04:03,114, Character said: The fungus loses its
effectiveness after 72 hours.

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At 00:04:06,484, Character said: That puts the
firing at the 18th.

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At 00:04:09,387, Character said: Oh, exactly three
days. Gee, that's a relief.

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At 00:04:11,656, Character said: I thought it was
going to be a rush job.

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At 00:04:15,826, Character said: Mr. Solo.

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At 00:04:19,864, Character said: Mr. Solo.

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At 00:04:23,701, Character said: Harvey.

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At 00:04:26,337, Character said: Harvey Muller.

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At 00:04:29,574, Character said: Harvey Muller,
you are such a doll.

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At 00:04:35,780, Character said: All right, Mr. Solo.

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At 00:04:38,115, Character said: How did I do?

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At 00:04:39,650, Character said: Admirably.

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At 00:04:41,118, Character said: There are certain aspects of Harvey
Muller's unattractive personality...

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At 00:04:44,789, Character said: that your mind seems
to grasp immediately.

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At 00:04:47,558, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:04:49,126, Character said: When you drop anchor
in Southport Harbor...

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At 00:04:51,629, Character said: you will be Harvey
Muller of Drako, Kansas.

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At 00:04:54,498, Character said: Wheat-grower, rich, spoiled,
with a native brightness.

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At 00:04:59,070, Character said: Interests: wheat and
women, in that order.

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At 00:05:03,241, Character said: Well, in that order
I can't be too bright.

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At 00:05:05,910, Character said: In case of duress, in case
you're captured or questioned...

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At 00:05:09,547, Character said: we'll prepare a phrase, a
short phrase you can repeat.

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At 00:05:12,450, Character said: The instant you repeat this phrase
your mind will be unshakably locked...

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At 00:05:16,053, Character said: into the personality of Harvey
Muller for a period of hours.

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At 00:05:20,124, Character said: Well, let's see. What about, um:

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At 00:05:22,693, Character said: - "Goodbye, Harvey Muller"?
- Fine.

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At 00:06:28,759, Character said: [SIGHS]

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At 00:06:37,268, Character said: Open Channel D.

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At 00:06:38,569, Character said: [RADIO BEEPING]

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At 00:06:43,541, Character said: Channel D is open.

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At 00:06:45,376, Character said: The subject: Fish
floating all around me.

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At 00:06:49,046, Character said: Belly-up. Dead as...
Well, you name it.

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At 00:06:52,550, Character said: Mackerel. I presume
there's more, Mr. Solo.

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At 00:06:57,154, Character said: Odd note department: Fish
seem to have been fried...

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At 00:07:00,324, Character said: by something very warm, like
the blast from a rocket, perhaps.

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At 00:07:05,329, Character said: - Shall I check with Ichthyology?
- Yes. Check with Ichthyology.

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At 00:07:09,166, Character said: See what might've fried the
fish. What do you hear from Illya?

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At 00:07:12,503, Character said: The entire Orbesk coast
is manned. On red alert.

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At 00:07:15,339, Character said: Hmm. Well, if any more
containers float ashore...

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At 00:07:18,242, Character said: we may be hearing some
very loud and destructive noises.

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At 00:07:21,278, Character said: [LIGHT BULB BREAKS]

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At 00:07:24,682, Character said: [SIGHS]

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At 00:07:26,283, Character said: My sun lamp popped.

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At 00:07:29,453, Character said: Well, thank you, Heather. That
takes a considerable load off my mind.

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At 00:07:33,023, Character said: Over and out.

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At 00:07:38,062, Character said: [THUD]

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At 00:07:40,030, Character said: [BOAT CREAKING]

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At 00:09:21,565, Character said: MAN: Ahoy there, in the water.

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At 00:09:36,013, Character said: Hang on, we'll tow you in.

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At 00:09:56,400, Character said: Ha. Oh, much
obliged. Much obliged.

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At 00:10:00,170, Character said: That was the prettiest
life preserver...

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At 00:10:02,206, Character said: a man going down for
the third time ever spied.

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At 00:10:04,808, Character said: Mrs. Muller's boy, Harvey.
Much obliged to you, man.

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At 00:10:07,878, Character said: Gabe Melcroft.

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At 00:10:12,883, Character said: - Do you know that man?
- Huh? No, no, no, no.

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At 00:10:16,520, Character said: Frank, bed him
down right there...

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At 00:10:18,589, Character said: with the blanket until
the ambulance gets here.

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At 00:10:21,458, Character said: Gabe.

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At 00:10:21,800, Character said: Mr. Muller? How did
you happen to fall in?

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At 00:10:24,128, Character said: - Well, the fact is neither of us fell in.
- You didn't? Then how in the world...?

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At 00:10:27,932, Character said: No. I jumped in after I saw that man
come popping up out of the water.

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At 00:10:32,937, Character said: How's that?

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At 00:10:34,104, Character said: Fact. Fact. The doggonedest
thing I ever saw in my life.

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At 00:10:37,207, Character said: Oh, incidentally, what happened
to that little boat of mine?

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At 00:10:40,144, Character said: Oh, uh, she'll be all right.

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At 00:10:41,579, Character said: She'll probably drift
aground off the point.

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At 00:10:43,881, Character said: - Oh, yeah. GABE:
You were saying?

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At 00:10:45,382, Character said: What? Oh, yeah. Well, you
see, there's bubbles out there.

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At 00:10:48,252, Character said: Like all the bicarbonated
soda you ever saw.

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At 00:10:50,754, Character said: And all of a sudden,
whooshing up...

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At 00:10:52,523, Character said: Uh, yeah, Uh, Mr. Muller you're
gonna catch cold in those wet clothes.

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At 00:10:55,526, Character said: Right smack-dab in the middle
of these bubbles was this fella...

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At 00:10:58,596, Character said: - The man could use a cup of hot
coffee. FELICIA: Okay, right away.

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At 00:11:01,732, Character said: Here, this'll do you a
lot of good, Mr. Muller.

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At 00:11:04,034, Character said: - Yeah. Good thing.
- Excuse me.

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At 00:11:18,616, Character said: Orville? This is Gabe. I
wanna talk to him right away.

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At 00:11:21,752, Character said: Well, get him. This
is urgent. I'll hang on.

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At 00:11:27,191, Character said: Huh. You know, Mr. Muller,
I was just thinking.

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At 00:11:30,928, Character said: Bubbles, people popping out of
the water like porpoises... Ha, ha.

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At 00:11:34,698, Character said: Fella could easily get himself laughed
at, telling a story like that. Ha-ha-ha.

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At 00:11:38,435, Character said: Hold it a darn minute, Gabe. It's the
truth. I saw it happen with my own eyes.

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At 00:11:42,706, Character said: I wish I had a plug nickel
for every summer visitor...

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At 00:11:45,342, Character said: who's seen mermaids and sea
serpents with his own eyes. Ha-ha-ha.

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At 00:11:48,746, Character said: Hello? Hello.

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At 00:11:50,047, Character said: [QUIETLY] Uh, Gabe here, sir...

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At 00:11:51,382, Character said: [BANG ON DOOR]

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At 00:11:52,950, Character said: You're trying to tell
me I'm seeing things?

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At 00:11:55,753, Character said: Mr. Muller, there have been times...