The Man From U.N.C.L.E. S01E11 The Neptune Affair.eng Movie Subtitles

00:02:04,228 --> 00:02:06,[DOORBELL CHIMES]

00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:11,So the hatch opens when
the missile hits the water.

00:02:12,136 --> 00:02:16,And then the propellant shoots
the chemical fungus into the air...

00:02:16,474 --> 00:02:19,and the air currents wash the
fungus over the Russian wheat fields.

00:02:19,877 --> 00:02:20,That's it, huh?

00:02:21,079 --> 00:02:23,The grain shrivels and
twists as if it were burning.

00:02:23,681 --> 00:02:25,The whole harvest turns to ash.

00:02:26,084 --> 00:02:29,Hmm. It's so simple,
just like a little toy.

00:02:29,587 --> 00:02:32,Now, I've seen the
damage this toy can do.

00:02:37,228 --> 00:02:39,Petkof, Vorensk, Balograd.

00:02:39,797 --> 00:02:43,Each missile timed to infect
the wheat just as it ripens.

00:02:43,267 --> 00:02:46,The next fields to
ripen are at Orbesk.

00:02:46,471 --> 00:02:49,Where I must be tomorrow.

00:02:49,507 --> 00:02:53,Well, I would imagine that our Russian
friends are getting a trifle irked by now.

00:02:53,744 --> 00:02:57,One more missile falling on Russian
soil will trigger off instant retaliation.

00:02:57,515 --> 00:02:59,- Then counter retaliation...
- Now, wait.

00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:01,Are you sure these missiles
are coming from America?

00:03:02,086 --> 00:03:06,Oh, Napoleon. The trajectory pattern
proves that every missile was fired...

00:03:06,557 --> 00:03:09,within a 50-mile radius of here.

00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,Then the casing: Ferrous
palladium, American.

00:03:13,664 --> 00:03:14,The propellant:

00:03:14,932 --> 00:03:17,Trianide trioxy
salicitate-G, American.

00:03:17,869 --> 00:03:20,The booster coupling: American.

00:03:20,271 --> 00:03:23,Well, then, here's
another American product.

00:03:23,975 --> 00:03:26,Dr. Jonas Lavimore.

00:03:26,844 --> 00:03:29,I thought he died,
uh, five, six years ago.

00:03:29,614 --> 00:03:33,Oh, no. Lavimore
involuntarily and bitterly retired.

00:03:33,317 --> 00:03:35,He was forced out
of the university by

00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:37,people who thought
his research too radical.

00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:40,This strain of fungus is one
of Lavimore's discoveries.

00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:46,Until last month, Lavimore was
here on the West Coast in Southport.

00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:49,Unfortunately, he's
disappeared again.

00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:53,Well, I think I'll take a little sailing
trip down the coast to California.

00:03:53,971 --> 00:03:59,How long do I have to find
Dr. Lavimore and the missile?

00:03:59,977 --> 00:04:02,The harvest at Orbesk
will be ready on the 20th.

00:04:03,114 --> 00:04:06,The fungus loses its
effectiveness after 72 hours.

00:04:06,484 --> 00:04:08,That puts the
firing at the 18th.

00:04:09,387 --> 00:04:11,Oh, exactly three
days. Gee, that's a relief.

00:04:11,656 --> 00:04:14,I thought it was
going to be a rush job.

00:04:15,826 --> 00:04:18,Mr. Solo.

00:04:19,864 --> 00:04:21,Mr. Solo.

00:04:23,701 --> 00:04:25,Harvey.

00:04:26,337 --> 00:04:28,Harvey Muller.

00:04:29,574 --> 00:04:32,Harvey Muller,
you are such a doll.

00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:37,All right, Mr. Solo.

00:04:38,115 --> 00:04:39,How did I do?

00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:40,Admirably.

00:04:41,118 --> 00:04:44,There are certain aspects of Harvey
Muller's unattractive personality...

00:04:44,789 --> 00:04:46,that your mind seems
to grasp immediately.

00:04:47,558 --> 00:04:48,Hmm.

00:04:49,126 --> 00:04:51,When you drop anchor
in Southport Harbor...

00:04:51,629 --> 00:04:54,you will be Harvey
Muller of Drako, Kansas.

00:04:54,498 --> 00:04:58,Wheat-grower, rich, spoiled,
with a native brightness.

00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:02,Interests: wheat and
women, in that order.

00:05:03,241 --> 00:05:05,Well, in that order
I can't be too bright.

00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:09,In case of duress, in case
you're captured or questioned...

00:05:09,547 --> 00:05:12,we'll prepare a phrase, a
short phrase you can repeat.

00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:15,The instant you repeat this phrase
your mind will be unshakably locked...

00:05:16,053 --> 00:05:19,into the personality of Harvey
Muller for a period of hours.

00:05:20,124 --> 00:05:22,Well, let's see. What about, um:

00:05:22,693 --> 00:05:25,- "Goodbye, Harvey Muller"?
- Fine.

00:06:28,759 --> 00:06:30,[SIGHS]

00:06:37,268 --> 00:06:38,Open Channel D.

00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:40,[RADIO BEEPING]

00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,Channel D is open.

00:06:45,376 --> 00:06:48,The subject: Fish
floating all around me.

00:06:49,046 --> 00:06:52,Belly-up. Dead as...
Well, you name it.

00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:56,Mackerel. I presume
there's more, Mr. Solo.

00:06:57,154 --> 00:07:00,Odd note department: Fish
seem to have been fried...

00:07:00,324 --> 00:07:04,by something very warm, like
the blast from a rocket, perhaps.

00:07:05,329 --> 00:07:08,- Shall I check with Ichthyology?
- Yes. Check with Ichthyology.

00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:12,See what might've fried the
fish. What do you hear from Illya?

00:07:12,503 --> 00:07:15,The entire Orbesk coast
is manned. On red alert.

00:07:15,339 --> 00:07:18,Hmm. Well, if any more
containers float ashore...

00:07:18,242 --> 00:07:21,we may be hearing some
very loud and destructive noises.

00:07:21,278 --> 00:07:22,[LIGHT BULB BREAKS]

00:07:24,682 --> 00:07:26,[SIGHS]

00:07:26,283 --> 00:07:28,My sun lamp popped.

00:07:29,453 --> 00:07:32,Well, thank you, Heather. That
takes a considerable load off my mind.

00:07:33,023 --> 00:07:34,Over and out.

00:07:38,062 --> 00:07:39,[THUD]

00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:42,[BOAT CREAKING]

00:09:21,565 --> 00:09:23,MAN: Ahoy there, in the water.

00:09:36,013 --> 00:09:37,Hang on, we'll tow you in.

00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,Ha. Oh, much
obliged. Much obliged.

00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:02,That was the prettiest
life preserver...

00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:04,a man going down for
the third time ever spied.

00:10:04,808 --> 00:10:07,Mrs. Muller's boy, Harvey.
Much obliged to you, man.

00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:10,Gabe Melcroft.

00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:16,- Do you know that man?
- Huh? No, no, no, no.

00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,Frank, bed him
down right there...

00:10:18,589 --> 00:10:21,with the blanket until
the ambulance gets here.

00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:21,Gabe.

00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,Mr. Muller? How did
you happen to fall in?

00:10:24,128 --> 00:10:27,- Well, the fact is neither of us fell in.
- You didn't? Then how in the world...?

00:10:27,932 --> 00:10:31,No. I jumped in after I saw that man
come popping up out of the water.

00:10:32,937 --> 00:10:33,How's that?

00:10:34,104 --> 00:10:37,Fact. Fact. The doggonedest
thing I ever saw in my life.

00:10:37,207 --> 00:10:39,Oh, incidentally, what happened
to that little boat of mine?

00:10:40,144 --> 00:10:41,Oh, uh, she'll be all right.

00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:43,She'll probably drift
aground off the point.

00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:45,- Oh, yeah. GABE:
You were saying?

00:10:45,382 --> 00:10:48,What? Oh, yeah. Well, you
see, there's bubbles out there.

00:10:48,252 --> 00:10:50,Like all the bicarbonated
soda you ever saw.

00:10:50,754 --> 00:10:52,And all of a sudden,
whooshing up...

00:10:52,523 --> 00:10:55,Uh, yeah, Uh, Mr. Muller you're
gonna catch cold in those wet clothes.

00:10:55,526 --> 00:10:58,Right smack-dab in the middle
of these bubbles was this fella...

00:10:58,596 --> 00:11:01,- The man could use a cup of hot
coffee. FELICIA: Okay, right away.

00:11:01,732 --> 00:11:03,Here, this'll do you a
lot of good, Mr. Muller.

00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:06,- Yeah. Good thing.
- Excuse me.

00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:21,Orville? This is Gabe. I
wanna talk to him right away.

00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:26,Well, get him. This
is urgent. I'll hang on.

00:11:27,191 --> 00:11:30,Huh. You know, Mr. Muller,
I was just thinking.

00:11:30,928 --> 00:11:34,Bubbles, people popping out of
the water like porpoises... Ha, ha.

00:11:34,698 --> 00:11:38,Fella could easily get himself laughed
at, telling a story like that. Ha-ha-ha.

00:11:38,435 --> 00:11:42,Hold it a darn minute, Gabe. It's the
truth. I saw it happen with my own eyes.

00:11:42,706 --> 00:11:45,I wish I had a plug nickel
for every summer visitor...

00:11:45,342 --> 00:11:48,who's seen mermaids and sea
serpents with his own eyes. Ha-ha-ha.

00:11:48,746 --> 00:11:49,Hello? Hello.

00:11:50,047 --> 00:11:51,[QUIETLY] Uh, Gabe here, sir...

00:11:51,382 --> 00:11:52,[BANG ON DOOR]

00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:54,You're trying to tell
me I'm seeing things?

00:11:55,753 --> 00:11:59,Mr. Muller, there have been times...