The Man From U.N.C.L.E. S01E16 The Fiddlesticks Affair.eng Subtitles

At 00:01:32,680, Character said: Look out. Photoelectric alarm.

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At 00:01:36,084, Character said: Use the bypass beam.

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At 00:02:01,676, Character said: Bang. You're dead.

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At 00:02:06,581, Character said: Bang to you too.

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At 00:02:08,016, Character said: You're not only both dead...

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At 00:02:09,517, Character said: but you're both dead with
Mr. Waverly's blessings.

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At 00:02:12,120, Character said: He's been watching you guys
and, uh, he's not exactly happy.

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At 00:02:16,257, Character said: We're not exactly happy either.
We g***t 45 minutes to get to the plane.

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At 00:02:19,627, Character said: What triggered the alarm?

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At 00:02:21,162, Character said: The sound of your big, fat
knee on the pressurized flooring.

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At 00:02:24,165, Character said: It's a noise-level alarm.

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At 00:02:26,968, Character said: Decibel counter?

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At 00:02:28,169, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:29,537, Character said: Well, having been successfully captured
and killed on our own dress rehearsal...

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At 00:02:33,675, Character said: heaven knows the depths that
we shall sink to on the real job.

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At 00:02:36,778, Character said: We must think positively, Illya.

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At 00:02:38,846, Character said: When we have the diagrams on the
plane of the Thrush vault in front of us...

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At 00:02:42,517, Character said: we've g***t four hours flying
time, we can do our homework.

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At 00:02:45,586, Character said: We should be able to evolve
a masterful and foolproof plan.

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At 00:02:48,823, Character said: Into the valley of
Thrush rode the 600.

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At 00:03:01,335, Character said: There's an old,
abandoned drainpipe...

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At 00:03:03,538, Character said: that leads from the ocean
to the wall of the vault.

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At 00:03:06,474, Character said: But it's mined.

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At 00:03:07,975, Character said: Well, we can use a detector
to get through the minefield...

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At 00:03:11,412, Character said: but they'll all blow up if
we cut through the wall.

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At 00:03:14,649, Character said: The mines have to be
turned off from inside the vault.

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At 00:03:17,385, Character said: So we'll have to go in to
the vault the way he goes in.

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At 00:03:23,658, Character said: That's Anton Korbel.

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At 00:03:25,927, Character said: Manager of the casino
and an officer in, um...

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At 00:03:30,932, Character said: Thrush.

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At 00:03:33,101, Character said: So to follow the path of Mr. Korbel,
we have to recruit some expert help...

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At 00:03:39,040, Character said: there on the Emerald
Isle when we arrive.

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At 00:03:41,275, Character said: Firstly, we shall need a woman.

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At 00:03:43,411, Character said: Well, I tell you, I'll, uh,
improvise something.

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At 00:03:47,615, Character said: My assignment. Senior
officer by two years.

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At 00:03:50,618, Character said: Leaving me to recruit
an electronic expert...

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At 00:03:53,254, Character said: who can ferret out the
alarm and guard systems.

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At 00:03:56,557, Character said: What's the name of that thief who
operates in this part of the Caribbean?

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At 00:04:00,428, Character said: Marcel Rudolph. A wizard
taking out alarm systems.

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At 00:04:05,032, Character said: And a thoroughly reprehensible
and untrustworthy character.

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At 00:04:09,170, Character said: However, Rudolph is mine.

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At 00:04:13,207, Character said: So to our mission.

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At 00:04:16,577, Character said: May we successfully
proceed to the vault...

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At 00:04:18,780, Character said: beneath the gambling casino...

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At 00:04:20,681, Character said: where Thrush keeps its entire treasury
for Western Hemisphere operations.

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At 00:04:24,385, Character said: Where we decimate Thrush's
ability to continue operations...

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At 00:04:27,755, Character said: by destroying the $55
million in their vault.

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At 00:04:32,126, Character said: And may we live...

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At 00:04:35,129, Character said: to tell the tale.

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At 00:05:29,083, Character said: Jurgensen, 628.

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At 00:05:31,419, Character said: Yes, Mr. Jurgensen.

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At 00:05:34,288, Character said: - There you are, sir.
- Hm. Thank you.

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At 00:05:36,724, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:38,593, Character said: - Young man.
- Yes, sir?

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At 00:05:40,995, Character said: Here is my sample case. It
contains very important samples.

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At 00:05:48,069, Character said: You have a vault, do you not, where
you keep your, uh, ill-gotten gains?

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At 00:05:53,875, Character said: We'll tuck it away in our
office safe for you, sir.

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At 00:05:56,410, Character said: Office safe? Ha-ha-ha.

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At 00:05:58,079, Character said: My dear young man.

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At 00:05:59,380, Character said: This case contains some of the
finest jewelry in the Netherlands.

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At 00:06:03,017, Character said: - Netherlands?
- Netherlands, sir.

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At 00:06:05,353, Character said: Absolutely.

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At 00:06:06,654, Character said: It's far too valuable to be tucked
away in some office piggy bank.

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At 00:06:10,391, Character said: - I assure you, sir, it's a very...
- Assure me no assurances, young man.

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At 00:06:14,595, Character said: If you like, my property
can remain at my side.

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At 00:06:17,832, Character said: I'm going back into
the casino for a while.

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At 00:06:20,735, Character said: Please have some
refreshment sent up to my room.

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At 00:06:23,271, Character said: Yes, sir. What kind
would you like, sir?

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At 00:06:30,411, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:06:44,258, Character said: Hello, lovely lady.

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At 00:06:46,627, Character said: It's nifty making new friends in
strange places, don't you think?

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At 00:06:50,798, Character said: Ahem. With your permission,
miss, I think it would be rather nifty...

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At 00:06:55,069, Character said: if you took your evening
and your health...

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At 00:06:58,139, Character said: and your breath,
particularly, elsewhere.

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At 00:07:00,975, Character said: - I beg your pardon.
- Mm-hm. Dismissed.

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At 00:07:03,844, Character said: It's been nifty.

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At 00:07:08,049, Character said: I'm sorry, I guess my intrusion
was no less abrupt than his but...

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At 00:07:11,252, Character said: Oh, goodness, not at all.

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At 00:07:13,354, Character said: I mean, well, thank
you very much.

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At 00:07:17,825, Character said: Oh. Would you care to sit down?

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At 00:07:19,660, Character said: Yeah, I'd care to actually.

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At 00:07:21,862, Character said: I feel rather like the U.S.
Cavalry, you know, quite heroic.

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At 00:07:25,766, Character said: I must say, you
certainly arrived on time.

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At 00:07:28,002, Character said: Never in the history of the American
drama has the U.S. Calvary been late.

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At 00:07:31,605, Character said: - Would you like a drink, please?
- Oh. A Scotch, please.

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At 00:07:34,608, Character said: - And...?
- A cola.

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At 00:07:38,312, Character said: A Scotch and cola, please.
And a Gibson, very dry.

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At 00:07:43,184, Character said: A Scotch and cola,
that's wrong, isn't it?

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At 00:07:45,252, Character said: Well, it's not
wrong. It's just...

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At 00:07:47,021, Character said: I did it again.

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At 00:07:49,090, Character said: Boy, there sure are a lot of
drawbacks to being properly brought up.

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At 00:07:53,327, Character said: Your parents are with you?

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At 00:07:54,628, Character said: They are not. They're
back in Minneapolis.

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At 00:07:58,766, Character said: Worrying.

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At 00:08:01,435, Character said: And well they might.

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At 00:08:03,704, Character said: Do you know that
never once in my life...

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At 00:08:05,806, Character said: have I made even one
horrible, unforgivable mistake?

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At 00:08:11,245, Character said: And I'm here to rectify that.

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At 00:08:16,484, Character said: A little.

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At 00:08:18,819, Character said: Go on. I'm fascinated.

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At 00:08:22,256, Character said: Oh, fiddlesticks.

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At 00:09:03,297, Character said: Hi, there.

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At 00:09:24,418, Character said: - You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
- I **.

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At 00:09:27,988, Character said: You looked easy
down in the lobby.

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At 00:09:30,124, Character said: I wonder how you'll
look in my photograph.

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At 00:09:33,027, Character said: - Recognizable, I'm sure.
- Ha-ha-ha.

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At 00:09:35,729, Character said: I'm sure.

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At 00:09:45,439, Character said: Look here.

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At 00:09:47,842, Character said: I realize that I find myself in a
somewhat awkward position.

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At 00:09:52,213, Character said: - Somewhat.
- I certainly hope you don't think...

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At 00:09:55,249, Character said: I certainly do.

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At 00:09:56,650, Character said: You're a thief.

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At 00:09:58,719, Character said: But on my honor. Ha-ha-ha.

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At 00:10:00,588, Character said: Were you truly a
gentleman, Mr. Rudolph...

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At 00:10:03,090, Character said: as I once was...

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At 00:10:04,592, Character said: you'd realize that no man calls upon
his honor so much as he who lacks it.

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At 00:10:09,096, Character said: Rudolph.

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At 00:10:12,700, Character said: How do you know that
name? What is this?

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At 00:10:15,336, Character said: You're a three-time loser,
Mr. Rudolph, and you're also on parole.

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At 00:10:19,540, Character said: The slightest hint of
trouble and, uh, pity.

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At 00:10:24,345, Character said: This attempted
burglary would do nicely.

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At 00:10:34,088, Character said: - You set me up, didn't you?
- Yes, quite well, I think.

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At 00:10:37,525, Character said: What do you want with me?

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At 00:10:38,993, Character said: Your knowledge of
electronic warning devices.

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At 00:10:41,962, Character said: The kind that protect vaults...

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At 00:10:44,031, Character said: like beneath a gambling
casino, for example.

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At 00:10:49,570, Character said: You're joking.

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