The Man From U.N.C.L.E. S01E16 The Fiddlesticks Affair.eng Movie Subtitles

00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,Look out. Photoelectric alarm.

00:01:36,084 --> 00:01:38,Use the bypass beam.

00:02:01,676 --> 00:02:02,Bang. You're dead.

00:02:06,581 --> 00:02:07,Bang to you too.

00:02:08,016 --> 00:02:09,You're not only both dead...

00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:11,but you're both dead with
Mr. Waverly's blessings.

00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:16,He's been watching you guys
and, uh, he's not exactly happy.

00:02:16,257 --> 00:02:19,We're not exactly happy either.
We g***t 45 minutes to get to the plane.

00:02:19,627 --> 00:02:20,What triggered the alarm?

00:02:21,162 --> 00:02:23,The sound of your big, fat
knee on the pressurized flooring.

00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:26,It's a noise-level alarm.

00:02:26,968 --> 00:02:27,Decibel counter?

00:02:28,169 --> 00:02:29,Oh.

00:02:29,537 --> 00:02:33,Well, having been successfully captured
and killed on our own dress rehearsal...

00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:36,heaven knows the depths that
we shall sink to on the real job.

00:02:36,778 --> 00:02:38,We must think positively, Illya.

00:02:38,846 --> 00:02:42,When we have the diagrams on the
plane of the Thrush vault in front of us...

00:02:42,517 --> 00:02:45,we've g***t four hours flying
time, we can do our homework.

00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:48,We should be able to evolve
a masterful and foolproof plan.

00:02:48,823 --> 00:02:52,Into the valley of
Thrush rode the 600.

00:03:01,335 --> 00:03:03,There's an old,
abandoned drainpipe...

00:03:03,538 --> 00:03:06,that leads from the ocean
to the wall of the vault.

00:03:06,474 --> 00:03:07,But it's mined.

00:03:07,975 --> 00:03:11,Well, we can use a detector
to get through the minefield...

00:03:11,412 --> 00:03:14,but they'll all blow up if
we cut through the wall.

00:03:14,649 --> 00:03:17,The mines have to be
turned off from inside the vault.

00:03:17,385 --> 00:03:21,So we'll have to go in to
the vault the way he goes in.

00:03:23,658 --> 00:03:25,That's Anton Korbel.

00:03:25,927 --> 00:03:30,Manager of the casino
and an officer in, um...

00:03:30,932 --> 00:03:31,Thrush.

00:03:33,101 --> 00:03:38,So to follow the path of Mr. Korbel,
we have to recruit some expert help...

00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,there on the Emerald
Isle when we arrive.

00:03:41,275 --> 00:03:43,Firstly, we shall need a woman.

00:03:43,411 --> 00:03:46,Well, I tell you, I'll, uh,
improvise something.

00:03:47,615 --> 00:03:50,My assignment. Senior
officer by two years.

00:03:50,618 --> 00:03:53,Leaving me to recruit
an electronic expert...

00:03:53,254 --> 00:03:55,who can ferret out the
alarm and guard systems.

00:03:56,557 --> 00:04:00,What's the name of that thief who
operates in this part of the Caribbean?

00:04:00,428 --> 00:04:04,Marcel Rudolph. A wizard
taking out alarm systems.

00:04:05,032 --> 00:04:08,And a thoroughly reprehensible
and untrustworthy character.

00:04:09,170 --> 00:04:12,However, Rudolph is mine.

00:04:13,207 --> 00:04:16,So to our mission.

00:04:16,577 --> 00:04:18,May we successfully
proceed to the vault...

00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:20,beneath the gambling casino...

00:04:20,681 --> 00:04:24,where Thrush keeps its entire treasury
for Western Hemisphere operations.

00:04:24,385 --> 00:04:27,Where we decimate Thrush's
ability to continue operations...

00:04:27,755 --> 00:04:30,by destroying the $million in their vault.

00:04:32,126 --> 00:04:34,And may we live...

00:04:35,129 --> 00:04:36,to tell the tale.

00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:31,Jurgensen, 628.

00:05:31,419 --> 00:05:32,Yes, Mr. Jurgensen.

00:05:34,288 --> 00:05:36,- There you are, sir.
- Hm. Thank you.

00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:38,Oh.

00:05:38,593 --> 00:05:40,- Young man.
- Yes, sir?

00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:46,Here is my sample case. It
contains very important samples.

00:05:48,069 --> 00:05:53,You have a vault, do you not, where
you keep your, uh, ill-gotten gains?

00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,We'll tuck it away in our
office safe for you, sir.

00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:57,Office safe? Ha-ha-ha.

00:05:58,079 --> 00:05:59,My dear young man.

00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:02,This case contains some of the
finest jewelry in the Netherlands.

00:06:03,017 --> 00:06:05,- Netherlands?
- Netherlands, sir.

00:06:05,353 --> 00:06:06,Absolutely.

00:06:06,654 --> 00:06:10,It's far too valuable to be tucked
away in some office piggy bank.

00:06:10,391 --> 00:06:14,- I assure you, sir, it's a very...
- Assure me no assurances, young man.

00:06:14,595 --> 00:06:17,If you like, my property
can remain at my side.

00:06:17,832 --> 00:06:20,I'm going back into
the casino for a while.

00:06:20,735 --> 00:06:23,Please have some
refreshment sent up to my room.

00:06:23,271 --> 00:06:26,Yes, sir. What kind
would you like, sir?

00:06:30,411 --> 00:06:31,Yes, sir.

00:06:44,258 --> 00:06:46,Hello, lovely lady.

00:06:46,627 --> 00:06:50,It's nifty making new friends in
strange places, don't you think?

00:06:50,798 --> 00:06:54,Ahem. With your permission,
miss, I think it would be rather nifty...

00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:57,if you took your evening
and your health...

00:06:58,139 --> 00:07:00,and your breath,
particularly, elsewhere.

00:07:00,975 --> 00:07:03,- I beg your pardon.
- Mm-hm. Dismissed.

00:07:03,844 --> 00:07:06,It's been nifty.

00:07:08,049 --> 00:07:11,I'm sorry, I guess my intrusion
was no less abrupt than his but...

00:07:11,252 --> 00:07:13,Oh, goodness, not at all.

00:07:13,354 --> 00:07:17,I mean, well, thank
you very much.

00:07:17,825 --> 00:07:19,Oh. Would you care to sit down?

00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:21,Yeah, I'd care to actually.

00:07:21,862 --> 00:07:25,I feel rather like the U.S.
Cavalry, you know, quite heroic.

00:07:25,766 --> 00:07:27,I must say, you
certainly arrived on time.

00:07:28,002 --> 00:07:31,Never in the history of the American
drama has the U.S. Calvary been late.

00:07:31,605 --> 00:07:34,- Would you like a drink, please?
- Oh. A Scotch, please.

00:07:34,608 --> 00:07:36,- And...?
- A cola.

00:07:38,312 --> 00:07:41,A Scotch and cola, please.
And a Gibson, very dry.

00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:45,A Scotch and cola,
that's wrong, isn't it?

00:07:45,252 --> 00:07:46,Well, it's not
wrong. It's just...

00:07:47,021 --> 00:07:48,I did it again.

00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:53,Boy, there sure are a lot of
drawbacks to being properly brought up.

00:07:53,327 --> 00:07:54,Your parents are with you?

00:07:54,628 --> 00:07:57,They are not. They're
back in Minneapolis.

00:07:58,766 --> 00:08:00,Worrying.

00:08:01,435 --> 00:08:03,And well they might.

00:08:03,704 --> 00:08:05,Do you know that
never once in my life...

00:08:05,806 --> 00:08:11,have I made even one
horrible, unforgivable mistake?

00:08:11,245 --> 00:08:14,And I'm here to rectify that.

00:08:16,484 --> 00:08:17,A little.

00:08:18,819 --> 00:08:20,Go on. I'm fascinated.

00:08:22,256 --> 00:08:24,Oh, fiddlesticks.

00:09:03,297 --> 00:09:04,Hi, there.

00:09:24,418 --> 00:09:27,- You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
- I **.

00:09:27,988 --> 00:09:29,You looked easy
down in the lobby.

00:09:30,124 --> 00:09:32,I wonder how you'll
look in my photograph.

00:09:33,027 --> 00:09:35,- Recognizable, I'm sure.
- Ha-ha-ha.

00:09:35,729 --> 00:09:37,I'm sure.

00:09:45,439 --> 00:09:47,Look here.

00:09:47,842 --> 00:09:52,I realize that I find myself in a
somewhat awkward position.

00:09:52,213 --> 00:09:55,- Somewhat.
- I certainly hope you don't think...

00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:56,I certainly do.

00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:58,You're a thief.

00:09:58,719 --> 00:10:00,But on my honor. Ha-ha-ha.

00:10:00,588 --> 00:10:02,Were you truly a
gentleman, Mr. Rudolph...

00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,as I once was...

00:10:04,592 --> 00:10:08,you'd realize that no man calls upon
his honor so much as he who lacks it.

00:10:09,096 --> 00:10:10,Rudolph.

00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:15,How do you know that
name? What is this?

00:10:15,336 --> 00:10:18,You're a three-time loser,
Mr. Rudolph, and you're also on parole.

00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:23,The slightest hint of
trouble and, uh, pity.

00:10:24,345 --> 00:10:26,This attempted
burglary would do nicely.

00:10:34,088 --> 00:10:37,- You set me up, didn't you?
- Yes, quite well, I think.

00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:38,What do you want with me?

00:10:38,993 --> 00:10:41,Your knowledge of
electronic warning devices.

00:10:41,962 --> 00:10:43,The kind that protect vaults...

00:10:44,031 --> 00:10:48,like beneath a gambling
casino, for example.

00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:51,You're joking.

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