The Man From U.N.C.L.E. S01E18 The Mad, Mad, Tea Party Affair.eng Subtitles

At 00:01:21,964, Character said: Hey, Bill.

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At 00:01:31,641, Character said: Hello, you're just in time.

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At 00:01:33,109, Character said: I'm in need of a ground crew.
Would you like to volunteer?

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At 00:01:36,079, Character said: - Sure.
- All right. Each of you hold a wing tip.

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At 00:01:40,683, Character said: Now, on the count
of three, let go.

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At 00:01:46,122, Character said: Are you ready?

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At 00:01:48,257, Character said: One, two, three, go.

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At 00:02:09,645, Character said: Hey, aren't you gonna turn it
around pretty soon? You could lose it.

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At 00:02:12,949, Character said: Well, as a matter of fact, it's
not supposed to come back.

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At 00:02:16,285, Character said: It's what you might
call a suicide mission.

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At 00:02:42,578, Character said: It's the radar room. Come on.

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At 00:03:00,463, Character said: It locked onto us
almost a minute ago.

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At 00:03:02,532, Character said: Collision course with
the top floor of this...

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At 00:03:04,869, Character said: Minute ago?

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At 00:03:05,668, Character said: That means it must
be moving very slowly.

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At 00:03:08,504, Character said: Very. I've never seen
anything quite like it on radar.

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At 00:03:11,474, Character said: See if our roof camera
can give us a visual fix.

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At 00:03:17,747, Character said: Let's try some magnification.

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At 00:03:29,959, Character said: It's only a toy.

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At 00:03:32,495, Character said: Maybe.

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At 00:03:33,996, Character said: Five hundred yards and closing.

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At 00:03:37,767, Character said: That can't represent a
threat. It's not big enough.

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At 00:03:40,236, Character said: They make a nuclear warhead the
size of a flashlight. It's big enough.

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At 00:03:43,806, Character said: Four hundred yards and closing.

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At 00:03:45,908, Character said: I think it's time to take
in the welcome mat, Illya.

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At 00:03:48,678, Character said: The laser beam?

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At 00:03:50,213, Character said: Yeah. Set it for
250 yards, destruct.

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At 00:04:10,867, Character said: - Set for 250. WOMAN: Three
hundred yards and closing.

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At 00:04:14,770, Character said: Two-seven-five.

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At 00:04:16,505, Character said: Two-six-five.

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At 00:04:18,441, Character said: Two-five-five.

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At 00:04:20,309, Character said: And bingo.

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At 00:04:24,180, Character said: Malfunction. Hit
the second beam.

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At 00:04:26,015, Character said: Two hundred yards and closing.

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At 00:04:29,485, Character said: We can't stop it.

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At 00:04:32,221, Character said: Take cover. Headquarters
is under attack.

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At 00:04:34,624, Character said: You have 20 seconds. Take cover.
The blast will come from above.

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At 00:04:38,027, Character said: Take cover.

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At 00:04:39,829, Character said: One hundred yards minus.

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At 00:04:44,634, Character said: I think you can leave the
rest to our imaginations.

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At 00:04:59,815, Character said: Dud?

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At 00:05:58,708, Character said: "Boom. You're dead."

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At 00:06:17,360, Character said: Incredible.
Absolutely incredible.

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At 00:06:20,429, Character said: Yes, sir. That's
what we thought.

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At 00:06:22,965, Character said: The delivery system.

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At 00:06:25,768, Character said: Has it been examined
yet for clues...

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At 00:06:27,703, Character said: as to who assembled it?

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At 00:06:29,071, Character said: No. Riley, our detection expert,
hasn't checked in this morning.

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At 00:06:32,241, Character said: When he does arrive, inform him that he's
to work directly with you and Mr. Kuryakin.

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At 00:06:37,480, Character said: We must make absolutely certain that
no such breach of security occurs again.

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At 00:06:41,717, Character said: Especially not today.

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At 00:06:44,420, Character said: The meeting?

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At 00:06:46,155, Character said: The so-called "Closet
Summit" begins in our

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At 00:06:48,601, Character said: conference suite in
less than eight hours.

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At 00:06:51,160, Character said: We better put the entire building
under yellow alert for the rest of the day.

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At 00:06:55,164, Character said: We wouldn't want anymore
embarrassing little lapses.

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At 00:06:58,501, Character said: Particularly when we're playing
host to the world's top leaders.

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At 00:07:01,637, Character said: It's vital that we know how
the attacker did what he did.

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At 00:07:05,708, Character said: Therefore, should he strike again
you must take him alive and unharmed.

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At 00:07:09,578, Character said: That is mandatory.

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At 00:07:11,013, Character said: Well, you mean, don't
shoot unless he shoots first?

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At 00:07:15,751, Character said: I mean, Mr. Solo,
don't shoot at all.

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At 00:07:39,809, Character said: Riley is usually most punctual.

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At 00:07:41,844, Character said: Seems to me he said something about
a doctor's appointment. He'll be along.

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At 00:08:01,597, Character said: Riley.

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At 00:08:03,732, Character said: I was just checking
this out for you.

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At 00:08:05,801, Character said: Thrush is issuing a few of these
to our more important agents.

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At 00:08:10,172, Character said: Well, it's nice to know that I'm
considered to be one of the elite.

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At 00:08:14,643, Character said: What is it?

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At 00:08:16,078, Character said: It's an ordinary fountain pen...

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At 00:08:18,414, Character said: until you twist this to
the right then to the left.

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At 00:08:23,385, Character said: Press that lever.

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At 00:08:26,021, Character said: It's armed.

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At 00:08:29,992, Character said: This weapon transmits an ultra-sonic
concussion of tremendous force.

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At 00:08:35,264, Character said: You press it against
the head of your...

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At 00:08:43,506, Character said: The brain, in effect,
is homogenized.

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At 00:08:47,409, Character said: Death is
instantaneous, of course.

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At 00:08:55,284, Character said: Oh, you needn't worry.
It's completely harmless.

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At 00:08:58,420, Character said: Until you c***k it again.

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At 00:09:03,025, Character said: Any particular reason
that I'm getting this today?

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At 00:09:06,295, Character said: Yes. The meeting.

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At 00:09:10,933, Character said: We believe it will take place this evening
at the headquarters of the U.N.C.L.E.

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At 00:09:17,139, Character said: I've been waiting
a long time for this.

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At 00:09:20,176, Character said: All of Thrush has been waiting.

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At 00:09:23,445, Character said: Now, once and for all...

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At 00:09:25,114, Character said: U.N.C.L.E. will be
completely discredited.

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At 00:09:31,053, Character said: With some of the world's most
important people being blown to bits...

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At 00:09:34,423, Character said: under U.N.C.L.E.'s
very own roof...

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At 00:09:37,660, Character said: "discredited" would
hardly cover it.

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At 00:09:43,632, Character said: Now let's recap. Go through
the plan with me once more.

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At 00:09:47,503, Character said: - But it's such an absurdly simple...
- Please.

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At 00:09:50,973, Character said: Indulge me.

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At 00:09:53,242, Character said: I enjoy hearing my
own brilliance confirmed.

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At 00:09:58,314, Character said: All right.

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At 00:10:00,916, Character said: The operation began months
ago when I discovered...

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At 00:10:03,485, Character said: that the conference suite at
U.N.C.L.E. was to be redecorated.

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At 00:10:06,855, Character said: We located...

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At 00:10:10,826, Character said: You located the furniture
manufacturer who

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At 00:10:12,901, Character said: was custom building
the conference table...

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At 00:10:15,197, Character said: and managed to plant an explosive
in the table just before it was delivered.

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At 00:10:19,768, Character said: On the table.

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At 00:10:22,137, Character said: The entire tabletop is a
layer of plastic explosive...

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At 00:10:26,208, Character said: about a half an inch thick.

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At 00:10:29,211, Character said: Enough to demolish the
entire floor of the building.

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At 00:10:32,615, Character said: Right.

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At 00:10:33,983, Character said: Now, this particular plastic
requires an explosion to detonate it.

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At 00:10:38,454, Character said: And as a trigger, we
devised an ashtray.

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At 00:10:42,825, Character said: An ashtray made from a
different type of plastic explosive.

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At 00:10:46,562, Character said: One that is detonated
by heat alone.

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At 00:10:49,198, Character said: - The heat from a lighted cigarette.
- Excellent.

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At 00:10:52,635, Character said: Excellent, that's
the beauty part.

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At 00:10:56,739, Character said: That table has been sitting
there, absolutely harmless...

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At 00:11:00,175, Character said: just waiting for
the trigger device.

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At 00:11:03,178, Character said: And this afternoon, I'll put the
lethal ashtray on the conference table.

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At 00:11:07,416, Character said: There are bound to be
smokers at the meeting.

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At 00:11:10,019, Character said: And exactly 15 seconds after it
has been touched by a hot cigarette...

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At 00:11:15,891, Character said: the ashtray goes "bang."

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At 00:11:18,527, Character said: And the table goes "boom."

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At 00:11:20,029, Character said: And we write off
U.N.C.L.E. as a world power.

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At 00:11:24,533, Character said: Now for your
final instructions...

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At 00:11:26,735, Character said: we're abandoning
this cover as of today.

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At 00:11:29,338, Character said: You will use one of the
prearranged escape routes.

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At 00:11:32,274, Character said: You mean...

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At 00:11:34,109, Character said: I won't be seeing you again?

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At 00:11:35,978, Character said: Well, if you do, you
won't recognize me.

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At 00:11:38,714, Character said: Don't worry, someone will be
contacting you along the way.

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At 00:11:43,886, Character said: Hard to believe that I won't
recognize...