Alfred Hitchcock Coming, Mama S06E26 Subtitles

At 00:00:24,300, Character said: Good evening.

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At 00:00:25,660, Character said: Tonight we have another treat for those
of you who enjoy a peek behind the

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At 00:00:31,660, Character said: scenes. I'm sure most of you imagine
that years of thought and work go behind

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At 00:00:37,120, Character said: the creation of a television situation
comedy series.

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At 00:00:40,860, Character said: You are absolutely correct.

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At 00:00:43,300, Character said: However, modern science has managed to
distill and concentrate all this work

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At 00:00:49,360, Character said: into this small package.

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At 00:00:52,170, Character said: Instant situation comedy.

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At 00:00:54,730, Character said: All you do is to add water. You don't
even have to stir.

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At 00:00:59,770, Character said: Contains the ingredients for a complete
cast together with recorded laughter and

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At 00:01:05,850, Character said: a large supply of the following.

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At 00:01:08,370, Character said: Retorts witty.

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At 00:01:10,250, Character said: Replies devastating.

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At 00:01:12,390, Character said: Quips modest.

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At 00:01:14,370, Character said: Reproofs parental.

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At 00:01:16,530, Character said: Mows bon.

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At 00:01:17,910, Character said: And takes double.

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At 00:01:20,570, Character said: All that is necessary is to slice the
results into 39 segments.

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At 00:01:46,050, Character said: That is what I would term a poppy.
Explosion.

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At 00:02:16,470, Character said: I better come in with you. You may need
me. I'll never forgive myself if

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At 00:02:19,130, Character said: anything's happened to her.

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At 00:02:28,870, Character said: Mrs. Evans, what's happened?

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At 00:02:30,590, Character said: It's all right, Lucy. She's fine.

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At 00:02:33,290, Character said: Hello, Arthur. But the doctor's here.

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At 00:02:35,090, Character said: She insisted that I call him. It might
not have been necessary, but I thought

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At 00:02:38,790, Character said: I'd better humor her. Thank goodness you
were here.

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At 00:02:40,990, Character said: I just stopped by. I thought you might
like a little company.

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At 00:02:43,490, Character said: Oh, thank you very much. Oh, what are
neighbors for?

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At 00:02:46,610, Character said: Lucy, is that you?

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At 00:02:47,990, Character said: Coming, Mama.

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At 00:02:49,010, Character said: I'll wait down here.

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At 00:02:49,950, Character said: Yes, you better.

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At 00:03:00,880, Character said: Don't look so frightened, dear. I'm all
right now.

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At 00:03:06,260, Character said: Are you sure, Mother?

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At 00:03:08,760, Character said: Perfectly sure.

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At 00:03:09,880, Character said: Isn't that right, Dr. Larson?

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At 00:03:11,620, Character said: Quite right.

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At 00:03:13,260, Character said: You see?

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At 00:03:15,320, Character said: Did you have a nice evening, dear?

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At 00:03:17,380, Character said: It was all right.

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At 00:03:19,080, Character said: How's Arthur?

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At 00:03:20,080, Character said: He's fine.

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At 00:03:21,560, Character said: And his mother?

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At 00:03:23,100, Character said: She hasn't been to see me for the
longest time.

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At 00:03:26,300, Character said: Well, she lives so far out in the
country, Mother.

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At 00:03:28,720, Character said: Arthur? scarcely ever sees her himself.

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At 00:03:32,060, Character said: She's such an active woman.

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At 00:03:34,400, Character said: Must be wonderful to be able to get
around like that.

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At 00:03:37,520, Character said: Can I get you something, Mother?

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At 00:03:39,780, Character said: Well, a cup of tea would be nice.

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At 00:03:42,480, Character said: I'm sure Dr. Lawson would like some
coffee.

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At 00:03:45,080, Character said: No, thanks. I must be getting on.

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At 00:03:47,240, Character said: Good night, Mrs. Baldwin.

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At 00:03:49,360, Character said: Thank you, Doctor.

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At 00:03:51,220, Character said: I didn't do a thing.

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At 00:03:54,060, Character said: Good night, Lucy.

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At 00:03:55,220, Character said: I'll see you to the door. I'll be right
back, Mother.

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At 00:04:01,320, Character said: She is all right, isn't she, Doctor? You
know as well as I, Lucy, that she

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At 00:04:04,900, Character said: didn't have an attack.

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At 00:04:06,540, Character said: It was staged for your benefit.

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At 00:04:14,180, Character said: Because I was out with Arthur.

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At 00:04:16,899, Character said: Because you were out at all.

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At 00:04:19,399, Character said: Lucy, if you'll take my advice, you'll
stop giving in to her.

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At 00:04:23,460, Character said: You can't stay cooped up in this house
24 hours a day. I feel so guilty if

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At 00:04:27,660, Character said: anything happened to her here alone.

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At 00:04:29,760, Character said: Nothing's going to happen to her.

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At 00:04:32,720, Character said: It's about time you started thinking of
yourself, young lady.

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At 00:04:37,920, Character said: I think about myself all the time.

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At 00:04:40,480, Character said: Then stop thinking and start doing.

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At 00:04:44,120, Character said: It's all wrong, Lucy. What are you
letting happen?

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At 00:04:46,760, Character said: Well, it was a bad day. She was very
restless.

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At 00:04:48,960, Character said: Well, we'll see to it that it's not a
bad night.

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At 00:04:51,340, Character said: Yeah, put one teaspoon in her tea and
she'll sleep right through. That way, at

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At 00:04:55,540, Character said: least, you'll get some sleep.

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At 00:04:57,340, Character said: Thank you, doctor.

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At 00:04:58,990, Character said: Now remember, one teaspoon only. It's
strong stuff.

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At 00:05:02,890, Character said: Good night, Doctor.

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At 00:05:04,650, Character said: Good night.

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At 00:05:24,010, Character said: Well?

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At 00:05:25,270, Character said: Satisfied?

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At 00:05:26,850, Character said: Yes, she's all right.

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At 00:05:29,040, Character said: In other words, the same old thing
again.

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At 00:05:31,080, Character said: What you do about nothing.

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At 00:05:32,500, Character said: I'm afraid so.

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At 00:05:34,320, Character said: Well, that settles it, Lucy. I can see
you're never going to do anything about

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At 00:05:37,120, Character said: this, so I'll have to.

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At 00:05:38,580, Character said: I'm not going to let you put off our
marriage any longer.

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At 00:05:41,140, Character said: Darling, you know I don't want to.

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At 00:05:43,240, Character said: But you keep on doing it.

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At 00:05:45,580, Character said: Believe me, your mother doesn't need
you. Arthur, she thinks she doesn't.

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At 00:05:49,600, Character said: the same thing, isn't it? No, no, no.

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At 00:05:52,260, Character said: You always worry about what your mother
wants.

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At 00:05:54,920, Character said: But what about what you want?

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At 00:05:56,560, Character said: Or what we want?

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At 00:05:58,640, Character said: You see, we're not children anymore.

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At 00:06:02,680, Character said: You don't have to tell me that.

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At 00:06:06,640, Character said: All right, then.

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At 00:06:11,520, Character said: Look, darling, I've tried to be patient.
I know you have, and I'm very grateful.

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At 00:06:17,460, Character said: Grateful?

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At 00:06:18,620, Character said: Well, there's nothing to be grateful
about.

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At 00:06:20,320, Character said: I love you and I want to marry you.

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At 00:06:22,560, Character said: But I won't wait forever.

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At 00:06:24,760, Character said: Arthur, it won't be forever. Just give
me a little more time.

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At 00:06:27,440, Character said: No, no, Lucy.

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At 00:06:28,840, Character said: No, I'd made up a mind even before this
happened that I was going to settle this

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At 00:06:31,620, Character said: tonight once and for all.

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At 00:06:33,780, Character said: Now, you've g***t to make a decision.

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At 00:06:36,060, Character said: You either want to marry me or you
don't.

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At 00:06:38,960, Character said: And I want your answer tomorrow.

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At 00:06:40,580, Character said: And I mean it this time.

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At 00:06:46,120, Character said: I don't want to press you again.

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At 00:06:50,040, Character said: Night.

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At 00:07:11,280, Character said: You shouldn't have bothered, dear.

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At 00:07:13,600, Character said: It was no bother, Mother.

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At 00:07:18,520, Character said: Lucy, are you angry with me?

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At 00:07:21,080, Character said: Why should I be?

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At 00:07:22,400, Character said: I don't know, but you're certainly not
acting very nicely.

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At 00:07:25,440, Character said: I'm sorry you were frightened, but I
certainly couldn't help having an

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At 00:07:29,600, Character said: Couldn't you?

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At 00:07:31,740, Character said: Well, that's a funny thing to say. Of
course not.

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At 00:07:34,440, Character said: I did so want you to have a nice evening
and not have anything spoiled.

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At 00:07:38,080, Character said: Oh, stop it, Mother Jocelyn.

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At 00:07:40,710, Character said: Well, what kind of a way is that for you
to talk to me? You did not want me to

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At 00:07:43,770, Character said: have a nice evening. You did not want me
to go out at all.

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At 00:07:47,890, Character said: You're tired, my dear. You wouldn't talk
such nonsense.

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At 00:07:50,630, Character said: Yes, I ** tired.

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At 00:07:52,390, Character said: I ** tired of pretending to believe you
when you lie there saying one thing and

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At 00:07:55,970, Character said: meaning another.

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At 00:07:57,690, Character said: Lucy, I've never seen you like this.

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At 00:08:01,270, Character said: Everyone else is running out of patience
today. Why shouldn't I?

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At 00:08:04,210, Character said: But what have I done?

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At 00:08:07,110, Character said: What you always do, Mama.

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At 00:08:09,730, Character said: You were perfectly impossible all day
today because I was foolish enough to

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At 00:08:13,650, Character said: you that I was going out this evening
and then to finish it off. You pretend

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At 00:08:16,990, Character said: have a heart attack when I come home to
make me feel guiltier if such a thing is

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At 00:08:21,010, Character said: possible.

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At 00:08:22,430, Character said: What a dreadful thing to say.

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At 00:08:25,950, Character said: I suppose Arthur's been putting these
ideas...