Gone Girl Yify (2014) Subtitles

At 00:00:23,774, Character said: When I think
of my wife...

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At 00:00:27,194, Character said: ...I always think
of her head.

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At 00:00:31,156, Character said: I picture cracking
her lovely skull...

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At 00:00:34,117, Character said: unspooling her brains...

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At 00:00:36,411, Character said: trying to get answers.

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At 00:00:40,249, Character said: The primal questions
of any marriage.

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At 00:00:43,794, Character said: "What are you thinking?"

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At 00:00:46,171, Character said: "How are you feeling?"

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At 00:00:48,465, Character said: "What have we done
to each other?"

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At 00:02:26,897, Character said: The Irish prince graces us
with his presence.

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At 00:02:31,735, Character said: His majesty prefers
not to be moistened.

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At 00:02:36,073, Character said: I g***t you a present.

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At 00:02:37,574, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:38,950, Character said: I hated this game.
You loved it.

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At 00:02:40,452, Character said: You loved it.

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At 00:02:41,787, Character said: Thank you.
I'll add
it to the collection.

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At 00:02:44,873, Character said: Can you pour
me a bourbon?

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At 00:02:53,298, Character said: What's up, Jitters?

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At 00:02:59,096, Character said: Well, if you're
not going to talk...

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At 00:03:00,263, Character said: I'm gonna have to
fill the silence...

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At 00:03:01,473, Character said: with another excruciating
story by Margo Dunne.

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At 00:03:04,893, Character said: I could tell you about my recent
customer service experience...

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At 00:03:07,604, Character said: changing Internet service providers.
I like that one.

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At 00:03:09,648, Character said: Or how about the time...

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At 00:03:10,732, Character said: I saw that woman
who looked exactly
like my friend Monica?

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At 00:03:12,567, Character said: But it wasn't Monica.
It was a total stranger.

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At 00:03:14,528, Character said: Who was also
named Monica.

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At 00:03:16,905, Character said: Made it kind of interesting.
It's great.

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At 00:03:19,241, Character said: I'm just having a bad day.

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At 00:03:20,617, Character said: Amy?
It's our anniversary.

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At 00:03:22,619, Character said: Five years.
Five?

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At 00:03:24,621, Character said: That came fast.

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At 00:03:25,831, Character said: And furious.

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At 00:03:31,712, Character said: I'm so crazy,
stupid happy.

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At 00:03:37,634, Character said: I met a boy.

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At 00:03:39,136, Character said: A great, sweet, gorgeous,
cool-a***s guy.

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At 00:03:45,809, Character said: Excuse me, miss?

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At 00:03:47,144, Character said: I just want you
to be careful...

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At 00:03:48,645, Character said: where you put down
that monk-brewed
Belgian wheat beer...

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At 00:03:51,481, Character said: because the party's down to three
Beast Lights and a bottle of Pucker.

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At 00:03:54,234, Character said: It might attract some
desperate characters.

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At 00:03:55,986, Character said: It could.
I mean, the Amish
are on a Rumspringa.

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At 00:04:02,909, Character said: They already relieved me
of my artisanal meat platter.

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At 00:04:05,495, Character said: Finally, someone tells me
how to pronounce that word.

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At 00:04:08,331, Character said: "Meat"?

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At 00:04:09,416, Character said: Yes, "meat."
One syllable.

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At 00:04:11,001, Character said: Thank you.
Whose beer
** I about to drink?

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At 00:04:13,712, Character said: Don't tell me.

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At 00:04:15,672, Character said: Let's see,
who's your type?

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At 00:04:17,716, Character said: I don't see you
sitting quietly...

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At 00:04:18,884, Character said: while he bloviates on his
postgrad thesis about Proust.

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At 00:04:22,512, Character said: Uh-oh. Is that him?

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At 00:04:24,848, Character said: Ironic hipster,
so self-aware,

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At 00:04:26,057, Character said: he makes
everything a joke.

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At 00:04:27,350, Character said: I prefer men who are
funny, not "funny."

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At 00:04:32,189, Character said: What type are you?

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At 00:04:33,565, Character said: Corn-fed,
salt-of-the-earth
Missouri guy.

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At 00:04:35,066, Character said: Missouri?
Mmm-hmm.

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At 00:04:36,151, Character said: Cute.
Hmm.

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At 00:04:37,194, Character said: Native New Yorker?

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At 00:04:38,361, Character said: The world ends
at the Hudson.

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At 00:04:39,571, Character said: What's your name?

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At 00:04:40,655, Character said: Amy.

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At 00:04:41,698, Character said: Well, Amy,
who are you?

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At 00:04:45,368, Character said: A, I'm an award-winning
scrimshander.

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At 00:04:48,580, Character said: B, I'm a moderately
influential warlord.
Hmm.

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At 00:04:52,793, Character said: C, I write personality
quizzes for magazines.

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At 00:04:56,296, Character said: Okay. Your hands
are far too delicate
for real scrimshaw work...

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At 00:05:00,550, Character said: and I happen to be
a charter subscriber
to Middling Warlord Weekly...

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At 00:05:03,845, Character said: so I'd recognize you.

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At 00:05:05,388, Character said: I'm gonna go with

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At 00:05:06,765, Character said: And you?

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At 00:05:09,017, Character said: Who are you?

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At 00:05:10,602, Character said: I'm the guy to save you
from all this awesomeness.

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At 00:05:19,027, Character said: Oh, so, you write for
a men's magazine.

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At 00:05:21,905, Character said: God, does that make you
an expert on being a man?

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At 00:05:24,282, Character said: No.

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At 00:05:27,077, Character said: It's what to wear,
what to drink.

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At 00:05:28,411, Character said: How to bullshit.

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At 00:05:30,413, Character said: Never with you.

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At 00:05:32,040, Character said: Ha, ha.
No, I mean it.

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At 00:05:34,584, Character said: It's hard to believe you. Why?

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At 00:05:37,254, Character said: I think it's your chin.

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At 00:05:38,922, Character said: My chin?

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At 00:05:40,090, Character said: Yeah,
it's quite villainous.

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At 00:05:42,801, Character said: Okay, how's this?

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At 00:05:45,428, Character said: A hundred percent true,
no bullshit.

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At 00:05:48,807, Character said: Okay-

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At 00:05:49,975, Character said: We all move
to New York...

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At 00:05:51,601, Character said: and we end up living in
these little cubby holes,
and that's not it.

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At 00:05:55,772, Character said: Come outside.
Then, you're in it.

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At 00:06:01,653, Character said: You have to see this.

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At 00:06:11,955, Character said: Hey-

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At 00:06:23,049, Character said: I have to kiss you now.

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At 00:06:24,843, Character said: Is that right?

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At 00:06:26,303, Character said: I can't let you go through a
sugar storm unkissed. Hmm.

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At 00:06:31,099, Character said: Oh. Wait a second.

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At 00:06:35,186, Character said: There you go.

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At 00:06:48,575, Character said: Nick Dunne...

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At 00:06:51,745, Character said: I really like you.

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At 00:07:00,003, Character said: So, is Amy gonna do one
of those anniversary...

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At 00:07:03,214, Character said: treasure hunts?

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At 00:07:04,549, Character said: You mean the forced march
designed to prove...

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At 00:07:06,593, Character said: what an oblivious
and uncaring a***e
her husband is?

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At 00:07:09,596, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:07:13,516, Character said: Life. I don't
remember the point.

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At 00:07:15,268, Character said: Deep Hasbro thoughts.

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At 00:07:17,520, Character said: Spin.

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At 00:07:19,689, Character said: What was the clue last year
she g***t so mad about?

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At 00:07:21,942, Character said: "When your poor
Amy has a cold...

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At 00:07:25,278, Character said: "this dessert
just must be sold."

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At 00:07:26,988, Character said: The answer?

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At 00:07:28,031, Character said: I still don't know
the answer, Go.

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At 00:07:29,866, Character said: A few years ago,
you'd have known.

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At 00:07:30,909, Character said: A few years ago,
it was fun.

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At 00:07:32,077, Character said: Year one, the traditional
gift was paper.

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At 00:07:33,787, Character said: She g***t me
a beautiful notebook.

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At 00:07:35,747, Character said: Told me to go
write my novel.

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At 00:07:37,207, Character said: What did you get her?

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At 00:07:38,333, Character said: A kite.
Hmm.

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At 00:07:39,626, Character said: She'd never flown a kite.
Okay.

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At 00:07:42,420, Character said: Anyway.
Year four, flowers.

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At 00:07:45,048, Character said: She led me outside
to the dying rosebush
in the backyard.

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At 00:07:48,385, Character said: Ugh, that's symbolic.

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At 00:07:49,594, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:50,720, Character said: What's the gift for five?

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At 00:07:52,180, Character said: Wood.

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At 00:07:53,223, Character said: So, what did you get her?

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At 00:07:54,307, Character said: There's no good gift
for wood.

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At 00:07:55,558, Character said: I know! Go home,
f***k her brains out,
slap her with your p***s.

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At 00:07:58,937, Character said: "There's some wood
for you, bitch."

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At 00:08:03,942, Character said: The Bar.

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At 00:08:05,986, Character said: Why, yes.
Hang on one second.

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At 00:08:08,446, Character said: Hey, it's Watchful Wally.

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At 00:08:11,908, Character said: Hey, Walt.
What's going on?

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At 00:08:15,203, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:08:16,287, Character said: Thanks very much.
I'll be right there.
All right, bye-bye.

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At 00:08:31,594, Character said: Hey, buddy.
What are you
doing out here?

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At 00:08:35,473, Character said: Thanks, Walt!

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At 00:08:52,657, Character said: Ame?

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At 00:09:14,387, Character said: Amy!

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At 00:09:28,151, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:09:29,694, Character said: Come on in.

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At 00:09:31,571, Character said: Hey-

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At 00:09:32,739, Character said: Mister Dunne.
Hi.

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At 00:09:34,199, Character said: I'm Detective Rhonda Boney.
This is Officer James Gilpin.

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At 00:09:36,743, Character said: We understand there are
concerns about your wife.

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At 00:09:38,745, Character said: I don't know
where my wife is.

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At 00:09:40,538, Character said: And I came home to this.

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At 00:09:43,708, Character said: Now, I don't
panic easily...

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At 00:09:46,836, Character said: but it's weird, right?

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At 00:09:50,173, Character said: Mind if we look around?
Please.

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At 00:09:52,383, Character said: How long have
you two been here?

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At 00:09:53,676, Character said: Two years in September.
We used to live in New York.

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At 00:09:56,554, Character said: City?

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