Crazy.Love.1987.DVDRip.ENG Subtitles

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Ma?

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Why'd you marry Dad?

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He was one of my brother's friends;
one day he just asked me

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That's it?

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That's it

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Nothing else happened?

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Really?

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No

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I don't believe you.
You're leaving something out

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- Like what?
- He had to fight for you

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- He was a fighter, all right
- And he kidnapped you

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Didn't he?

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Yes

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Then what happened?

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Then he took me to a hut
up in the mountains

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I was a prisoner there
for three days

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Were you scared?

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Oh, Yes.
He was so strong

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Then?

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Then he took me
to the top of the mountain

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To show me the world

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He said:
All that belongs to you and me

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And then he kissed me so hard,
I can still feel it

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Just like a film

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Better... Much better

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And the t***s of Mary Cobb
have each one g***t a knob

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To play with,
to play with...

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I g***t a present...
From the boys at work

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I g***t something, too

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What?

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Later

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So?
She's still g***t all her clothes on

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She's a princess.
They always dress in white

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And the prince had to fight
for her first

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Then he was allowed to marry her

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You believe that crap?

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Yes

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Want to know
why grown-ups get married?

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So they can f***k

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You know what that is, f***g?

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Not really

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Don't know much, do you?

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- That's what grown-ups do?
- If they're not fighting

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Your parents do it, too

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Look

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That's your mother

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And that's your father

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And that's f***g

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Like to try it?

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Listen

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To f***k well,
you have to learn to kiss well

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I know how to kiss

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With your tongue?

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That's kissing...
And here's where you learn it

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Don't worry.
I've scored here loads of times

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You're lucky. That's Kathy,
she's the hottest of them all

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Go and sit next to her,
or someone else will get her

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- Look at her teeth!
- Then look at her legs

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Don't tell me
you blew a chance like that!

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I didn't know what to do

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And now, ladies and gentlemen!

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The most beautiful women in the world

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Step right up! Step right up!

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And let me introduce you
to Tiger Rita!

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And right here the one and only
Eva Pavlova, the terror of Warsaw!

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See their breasts?
They're topped with n***s

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When you rub them,
they get stiff

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And when they get stiff,
you know you're in business. G***t it?

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Here, this'll make you feel better

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I never saw a woman like that before

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- Beautiful...
- No, hot!

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If anyone can teach you,
it's her...

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What a woman!

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Come on. Now you'll see
what f***g is

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Mummy!... Can we go?

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- Play some more. Here
- No...

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The ginger one is Theo.
He's in my class

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Didn't know his mother was like that

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- Can I come?
- Of course not...

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Bloody hell!
That ginger b***d

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I thought they were really
going to do it

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Right in front of us

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That'd have been worth seeing

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Know where Ginger lives?

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Yes, but I've never been there

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Then it's time we went there to play

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Tomorrow

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You sure it's here?

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Yes

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What a woman

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Theo?

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I never saw a woman
like that before

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- I'm horny as a rabbit
- Me, too

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I need to cool down

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That's better

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I need some water too

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This may be your big day, kid

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I can't

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Don't be scared.
She's blind drunk

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She won't wake up

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What shall I do?

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Remember what that bloke
at the fair did to her?

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Do the same as him

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Go on

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- She smells good
- Because she's horny

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Lie down on top of her.
Lie down

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I still haven't done it

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I'll show you something
that'll make you feel better

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Watch now

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But make sure
you don't do it too often

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You might get a crooked back

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Or go crazy

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Ma, dad didn't kidnap you, did he?

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No

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Why did you lie to me?

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Because you're so young

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Everything is ugly

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No. There are many beautiful things
in life, son

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Go to sleep now

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- You must be nervous
- Why's that?

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It's your last day at school

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I can still remember
my last day at school

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The school dance

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The girls were sweating.
And not just from dancing...

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- Do you use the cream I gave you?
- Every day, but it doesn't help much

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- You must be patient
- I've been patient for two years

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It'll go away eventually

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And if you don't scratch
you won't have any scars

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Here, try this.
And come back next week

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So what do you want to be,
later?

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Not a doctor, for sure

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Lisa Velani

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I'll f***k her tonight
or my name's Harry Frankenstein

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Harry Voss

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Harry Voss

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- Didn't dare show himself, huh?
- With that ugly spotty mug of his...

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Dreaming again?
You think too much

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It'll give you a headache

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Your diploma

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Wondered if you wanted
to come to the school dance

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- Why you asking me?
- Cos I don't want to go on my own

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And I like to be the best looking

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I don't like parties.
Too many people

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- Then we'll go...